We could have had this... Why is life so fucking cruel?

I'm hijacking this thread.

Red pill me on penis inspection day.

Did any of you ever have this at your school?

Please, I need to know.

>>134143160
>doll arm
best touch added award. - 2017

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>>134143160
>mfw I had this

>>134143160
Things are shit now but it that doesn't mean it couldn't be worse faggot

>>134143258
Nope, never had to.

>>134143258
When I went for my wedding physical the doctor gave me a prostate exam. Years later my buddy got his from a different doctor. I asked him about the prostate exam he told me they don't do that.

I was raped by a 80 year old man who is dead.

>>134143258
Dude don't talk about. That shit was vietnam in high school. The nurse laughed. :(

>He said, as he adjusted his glasses to his receding hairline and grazed his fat rolls while reaching into his bag of cheetos

>>134143160
Why would the dog have a swastika tag? How the fuck would he be returned if lost?

>>134143672
Pro tip: search out Asian female doctors with small fingers. You literally can't go wrong.

>>134143160
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

>>134143672
If he was dead you should get checked for zombie virus.

>>134143160
That picture looks like fucking tyranny. Like a fascist version of North Korea. Who the hell would ever want to live in a shithole like that?

>>134143933
dogs don't get lost in nation socialist countries fag

>>134145149
sounds like you would be gassed

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>mfw even the dog is a Nazi

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>>134143160
YOU will NEVER have that because you're a pudgy little bitch who aims to commandeer the achievements of OTHER PEOPLE who happen to share a "race" with you due to the fact that YOU are a useless, spineless, gutless moron with severe impotent rage.

enjoy your delusion, cletus.

>>134145452
Sounds like you're too stupid to even be alive. Don't reproduce.

>>134143160
Chad is still having white kids with stacy, sorry paco

>>134143160
>tv advertisements are seen as a possible reality on /pol/

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>>134143258
>the one thing we're not allowed to discuss here.
OUT OUT OUT

>>134143160
>t. suburban fag

>>134143933
turn it into the local party building and a virtuous party worker will find the dog's rightful owner

>>134143160
>he thinks america can be invaded
toplel

>>134143160
My sister had a staffy called Hitler, but she renamed him Nazi because of all the complaints she got

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>>134147332
>invaded.

Liberated goy.

>>134143258
Yeah of course we did, The local priest was also a doctor so he inspected everyone at are all boy school.

>>134143160

Cry more bitch, I'm sure that will fix all your problems.

>>134147332
If the Luftwaffe was able to best the RAF and put the UK out of commission in 1940, and Pearl Harbor was a total success... I don't think America would have been able to withstand a double invasion from a near full strength Nazi Germany and Empire of Japan.

>>134143855
Fuck you. It's all these niggers and spics that have DECIMATED my great America.

>>134148204
>implying the nips ever stood a chance after they didnt get the carriers

>>134147332
>Implicando que incluso notaste

>>134148491
I meant IF the attack was a total success, not that it was

>>134143160
SEASON 3 WHEN?!

>>134148836
tru 3rd world invasion has rekt us more than the wehrmacht ever could

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>>134143160

:^)

>>134143160
Imagine being selected among the top 10th percentile of IQ scores and working on mining meteorites in your late teens to early twenties, meanwhile coming back to earth to go out dancing with chaste QTs that would not give it up until marriage. And everything after that would be focused on producing more Space Marine Soldiers, Wives, and Scientists.
I think that probably my last breath would be my most satisfying.

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>>134149416

Hitler would be proud of your productive, progressive and positive lifestyle.

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>>134149416
this timeline sucks

Trump's America will never be what Nazi America could have

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>>134149416
nah that's sketchy, you'd die from fucking supernova particles breaking apart your DNA.
Fucking amerishart

>>134143933
put the name and address on the back? you know like normal dog tags