CPD Someone is losing edition

>>134133851

Not to profile, but he sounds black and on some kind of substance. Has openly stated he has to move around, that he cannot broadcast in one place for too long.

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>134134039
Notorious MALE BLACK strikes again.

Damn, hes gone quiet now.

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Keys checked.
>having a mental episode and feeling suicidal.
>>134134538
he knew better than to broadcast too long or they'd nail him

FEMALE BLACK stripping in public.....does MALE BLACK have a new partner?

>>134133851
Bump for a comfy night of robert

>fireworks

>>134134830
We have this guy who shows up intermittedly and says bizarre shit into the microphone

One time he made it sound like he got a hold of one roberts which would have meant officer down. Was exciting but scary since we are a board of law and order

>blood on the sidewalk

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Good evening roberts

Get super comfy:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

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threatening to get someone on collar? What did dispatch mean by this?

>male attacking female Popeyes parking lot
Bitch stole his biscuit

>>134139401
Gotta get prenup so she dont get tha whole bissit 'n' sheeeeeeeeit

Male hispanic sitting naked under sign that says "real drugs pharmacy"

>Russian elderly couple lost.....in chiraq

>>134140471
F

LMAO @ sexy whispered goodnight signoff between sexy dispatch and robert

>arguing with his brother over pot

>>134133851
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky


Way to fuck it up. All it took was searching for "CPD 4chan".

>>134140471
Depends on the type of russian, and the type of old man.

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>>134142093
Meant to post this.

>>134141894
>Way to fuck it up
Don't ruin the comfy

levine

>lewd

Any Walgreens calls yet?

>>134145082
negative, but we did have a Popeye's

>>134133851
Good evening Roberts

>drunk beaners with a little kid

Hispanics are having quite the night on robert radio. Obviously not nearly as much of a problem as MALE BLACK, just being irritating, drunk, or naked rather than murderous or violent

>person shot in the basement
>shot by male beaner in a hoodie

>>134147656

Basement beaners are the worst

>>134147656
Michael peterman is down

>>134148072
>shot in the right side
>through and through
>critical condition

What were talking about "throwing something out the window and it's now under something" ?

>robbed by a male black in a lawn chair

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This is not an official Robert thread. All who have faith, trust in the works of posters not words

Morning all. (I think it's almost morning for America). Figured I'd pop in for a couple hours before I head off. How's Chicago doing?

A few days ago this video was taken:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klE2eRX01EA

That's a video of a ZRP man being hounded by a mob. He's a policeman, who was apparently crooked. The article is found here: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/watch-mob-justice-on-zim-traffic-cop-for-causing-taxi-crash-20170718

Bunch of bollocks. Never trust the media. Anyway, figured I'd mingle in some Zim police work together with Robert. Cheers!

>stepdaughter left without her kids
>female black
>on drugs

>>134150894

How Zimbabwe? Terrible I'd assume?

>what evidence do you have to be processed?
>a DOA

F

>>134151079
I'm okay, mate. Dad's fine, too, though he's had a bit of a sickness. All is well for me though. Just got back from a bit of a break.

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whats up lads. hope all is well. Just getting comfortable here

>>134151423

How's the crime there in the cities?

How long since he has spoken?

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>>134151642
Not well, I'm afraid. Harare isn't well.Bulawayo is much the same. What do you want to hear about in particular?

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>going through garbage cans
>throwing garbage in the alley
absolutely insane

>baby daddy is drunk on the porch

>10 male blacks selling drugs and having a gang meeting
>citgo

>>134151844

Are you white? If so how safe us it there for you?

>touched between her legs by a male black

>>134152379
Yes, I am white. For me, it is quite safe for now. My father works on a far, though, so I naturally fear for him. But I'm sure all will be well for a few years. Be not afraid, mate. Just pray for what used to be Rhodesia and enjoy the show about Chicago.

>male she knew in a past life is threatening to shoot the locks off her door

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10 minutes to the nigging hour. It's only a Tuesday but the weather is great. Expect shenanigans.

>>134153950
Why isn't it more active now? Forgive me if you've answered this before, but I'm a bit "under the weather" and wanting of answers. Why isn't chicago more active?

>got jumped on by several people

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>SIX TO SEVEN
>SIX TO SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>female called for help
>she screamed
>call dropped
>no answer on callback

F

>homeless male black in tiny t shirt harassing customers outside a 7/11

what is his endgame?

>something about her 14 year old daughter and 16 year old niece
>both runaways

Male Black getting his coffee fix.

>Basement shadow

>Adam still on the clock

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If you guys can edit this picture into a cooler version it'd be cool. I made it but it's not all that.

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>body removal

>neighbors are fighting and threatening to shoot each other

>naked man wandering the streets

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bump

Meetup this sunday

>>134168437
something important about this sunday?

>>134169409

Meetup