/krg/ KID ROCK GENERAL - FIRST EDITION (IT'S A START)

>>134123214
why

Never in my life did I think I'd be googling "political positions of kid rock"

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>>134121647
God bless this great nation

>>134121647
When is the deadline for him to file? How likely is it that he's going to do it?

>>134121647
MY NAME IS

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balls in her mouth

BALL

>>134121647
making warren twist her panties up in a hissy fit is good in my book. i like what i hear and see from him so far.

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>>134124751
>>134123214

Shareblue fag

Meme him for lulz

>>134121647
What's his name?

>>134121647
I have a feeling /pol/ is going to get kid Rock elected.

>>134128480
HIS NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI

>>134128631

Imagine if we could meme him into the presidency in 2024.

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>>134121647
This is coming to D.C. In 2018

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KID ROCK FOR SENATE!

FUCK NIGGERS!
FUCK DEMOCRATS!

MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN!

1488

>>134125500
DuckDuckGo faggot

I cant wait until leftists are scrutinizing his lyrics when they start bashing him.

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>>134129355

This White man knows whats up. Fuck Jewgle botnet.

Kid rock will win, i have proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KctI7C1qwNQ

If you dislike driving towards the sunset while All summer long plays you need to off yourself

>>134123214
>shareable detected
you'll get banned for that eventually, ya know

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For anyone doubting Kid Rock's Senate run because he used to be a race traitor wigger, just think of the how FURIOUS faggot democrats will be when some Confederate flag waving shitbag from Detroit shits all over the dreams of all the kike Harvard Law grads who's life goals of being Senator will be crushed.

KID ROCK FOR SENATE!

FUCK THE LEFT!
FUCK BLACK PEOPLE!

MAWA

>>134121647
Its a good start. We need to start building a pastebin so 4chan can shill him to victory. Michigan needs him.

There are actual Fox News boomers on twitter who think he is exactly what this country needs. I want to beat the shit out of them.

> He wrapped a midget in a murrican flag once on stage.This is a man who loves murrica.

>>134129881
false flag shill he has a black son go try harder to screen cap your own post fucking halfwit.

>>134121647
Let it Rock!
KIDS LET'S GET IT DONE

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>>134130088

Fuck off KIKE. I'm sure (((your people))) would much rather have one of your own win, but its not happening.

We're in this for the chaos and chaos this will bring.

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>>134130065
>implying he isn't exactly what our country needs

kys kike

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>>134130088

Also we should leverage his nigger son and wife to get dumb detroit niggers to vote for him. Only a filthy racist would vote against Kid Rock aka The Man of the People!

Thanks for the tip Shlomo.

>wigger
>music industry jew cocksucker
>associated with Insane Clown Posse
>degenerate

>>134130088

Uh oh, Kid Rock race-mixed with a niggress. Can we still support him despite this mistake?

>>134130869
I don't understand why we can't be political realists. He's clearly better than anything else coming out of the shithole that is Detroit. So he's a niggerlover, who cares? That's a necessary qualification to win a city that's been quite literally BLACKED.

>>134129283
god damned right

bumping for the shits and giggles

>kid rock
>ID
>D-Doy

checks out

>>134130869

Hmm, you're right. If his son's mother is black it's harder to label him as a racist. Of course, the left will still call him a racist anyway.

>>134129226
No, it will be The Rock as President. Kid Rock is Vice President. How else would it make sense for the gods?

>>134129609
Do you listen to it in English or German?

>>134131365
they continue to devalue the terms when they use it in such instances. works for me. besides, it'll be hilarious watching their mental gymnastics.

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Guys, all we gotta do is meme that his opponent is secretly pondering testifying against the Clintons. We don't even have to do that good of a job, just get it to plausible levels.

>>134130065
t. Democrat/Communist Shill

I really want this to happen. When is the deadline to file?

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Wasn't NUGE running too?

Let's get all /ourguys/ in seats of political power just for endless liberal tears forever no matter how crazy.

>>134131232

No i unironically do believe that he is a good choice. I'm an actual White Nationalist and this is hands down the best thing that can happen to a majority black city. This is how WE get power.

>>134131818
Do we have any of his positions nailed down?

>>134131643

They'll say he's racist because he fetishizes black women. Yes, they actually will say this, I wish I was joking.

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>>134131798
I wish Hacksaw was still around.....

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elizabeth-warren-kid-rock_us_596cb43be4b017418628f290

If Pocahontas is scared, it means we're onto something. It's Michigan anyway. How much more fucked up could it get? Let's meme him into the senate!

>>134130322
checked.

>>134129355
Kek endorses the use of DuckDuckGo.com over jewgle!

He is with us in this fight, Anons!

>>134121647
has he ever actually accomplished anything that didn't involve shaving his legs and oiling up his titties?

>in b4 /pol/ jerks itself off over a kid rock win when he would landslide anybody if the race was today

>>134131949
Strong gun rights for sure. That and tax reform were the two big issues he's been public with

>>134123214
fuck yourself

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>>134132474

>>134131989
He is, and he still wrestles.
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=1107&page=4

>>134132469
it's the rust belt, a janitor could landslide a politician at this point just because they wouldn't have a history in politics

If Kid Rock wins, how major will the asshurt from the left be?

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>>134121647
He's got bug out eyes and a hook nose.

I don't trust him.

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Because the last celebrity we elected was such a success

>No healthcare repeal

>No tax reform

>No wall

Let's make congress even more incompetent cuz DUDE MEMES! Epic win!

>>134132469
The real question you should be asking is whether or not that actually matters

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>>134132911
Trump's actually been pretty great considering all the forces against him desu.

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>>134132751
Dude has used a Confederate flag in his act on stage.

>>134132751
Full on shitter shoa

>>134132690
I am legitimately shocked. I heard he had died!

Kek works in mysterious ways. Kid Rock's run is already bringing me joy.

>>134131106
KEEP TROLLING TROLLING TROLLING TROLLING

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>>134132753
On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being Trump-level... about a 9. Exceptional.

BAW CHIGGA WA DU BANG A BANG CHIGGY WIGGY BAH DA WAH... whatever whatever....

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>>134132751
Not This bad, but close. Jimmies will be rustled AF

>>134133432
for: >>134132751

>>134132911
That's very short sighted anon.
You believe Congress is incompetent.
You prefer to leave the incompetent incumbent Dem in place instead of someone who may or may not be better, but who certainly can do no worse.
You are not smart enough to be here, faggot. You have to go back.

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>a general for a fucking cuckservative
Why?

>>134131949
Less than two days after he filed to run and he is already talking about health reform and tax reform, so the average person can comprehend each fully themselves without getting fucked over or having to hire a consultant.

Im actually impressed. He is already speaking about real, tangible issues within days of entering politics, while (((career politicians))) have harped on about useless bullshit issues nobody cares about for decades.

I was skeptical at first, but I am ready to throw my support behind him. Hope he wins.

>>134132751
Leftists won't explode like they did over Trump. They'll just deflate like a balloon.

>>134133146
I'd say Dr. POTUS had been pretty better than just pretty great

>>134131964
I don't doubt it a bit. However, I think that sort of retardation, aside from it being amusing, works for us in the current political clime; they have overplayed that hand. It's killing them. Some of them even know it, yet they can't help themselves. They are self destructing, Dixiebro. Enjoy.

>>134132911
He is building the wall. Healthcare can take 3 more years still. The federal government gummed up and unfunctioning is great, not a drawback.

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FUCK YOU POL, I'M A FILTHY MEXICAN THAT CAME HERE TO AMERIKA, I LOVE BERNIE SANDERS AND VOTED FOR HIM IN THIS PAST ELECTION. FUCK DONALD TRUMP HE IS DUMB AND LOVES SUCKING RUSSIA PEE PEE, I LOVE TAKING AMERIKAN JOBS YUM THEY TASTE SO GOOD, I LOVE NIGGERS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME AS ALL OF US, I LOVE CHINKS, I LOVE JEWS. HITLER WAS BAD GUY ROOOOOOODY POOOOOOODY PISLORDS

>>134133564
Go around the internet and see how liberals feel about Kid Rock running for senate. That's why.

>>134133771
>wanting a cuckservative on the senate because it upsets liberals
Literally just "eh, better than nothing."

>>134133613
They'll still explode bigly fortunately. They'll desperately burn through millions of dollars while being annoying.

>>134133940
He's closer to 1488 and not ZOG than any of the cocksuckers we have right now. At least I think. Maybe this is just a (((plot))).

>>134133146
You know whats not on this list? Actual legislation. Executive orders don't mean shit, a signature from the next guy in office is all it takes to repeal them.

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>>134121647

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FUCK YOU /POL/ IM A DIRTY ITALIAN THAT CAME TO AMERIKA I LOVE HILLARY CLINTON AND I VOTED FOR HER IN THE PAST ELECTION FUCK DRUMPF HE LOVE RUSSIA AND SUCKS RUSSIAN WEE WEE AMERIKA GIVE ME JOBS ONLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ME JEWS ARE GOOD AND HITLER WAS A BAD GUY

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>>134134086

FUCK YOU /POL/ IM A DIRTY JEW THAT CAME TO AMERICA I LOVE HILLARY CLINTON AND I VOTED FOR HER IN THE PAST ELECTION FUCK DRUMPF HE LOVE RUSSIA AND SUCKS RUSSIAN WEE WEE AMERIKA GIVE ME JOBS ONLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ME JEWS ARE GOOD AND HITLER WAS A BAD GUY

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FUCK YOU /POL/ IM A DIRTY ITALIAN THAT CAME TO AMERIKA I LOVE HILLARY CLINTON AND I VOTED FOR HER IN THE PAST ELECTION FUCK DRUMPF HE LOVE RUSSIA AND SUCKS RUSSIAN WEE WEE AMERIKA GIVE ME JOBS ONLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ME JEWS ARE GOOD AND HITLER WAS A BAD REEEEEEE

little faggots can't bury senator rock that easy.

1st for Hickino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnAzpi4avo

>>134133550
Dems were barred from the Congress healthcare meetings. You've got no one to blame but yourselves dude.

>>134134474
or Red Neckino

>>134133582
He will win, anonymous. Kek will it

>>134133940
His competition is a Democrat incumbent who's been sitting since 2001, and Trump won Michigan last year. This is Kid Rock we're talking about. Do you really not understand why this guy winning would be such a huge blow to the Democrats or have you been living under a rock the last two years?

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>>134130065
Fuck off comrade

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FUCK YOU POL, I AM A PROUD MEXICAN WHO CAME TO AMERICA TO STEAL YOUR JOBS. I LOVE BERNIE SANDERS AND VOTED FOR HIM IN THE RECENT ELECTION AND SO DID MY ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY KEKISTAN

>>134134182
saved

>>134134599
See >>134134293
I'll ask again; why does this cuckservative deserve his own general?

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>>134134599
>this pilot sucks!
>one of the passengers should fly the plane!

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Can't wait to vote for him.

No, it's not a start. It's a bad idea. No more celeb politicians. Reagan, Al Franken, Arnold...they all suck.

President Trump owned Manhattan before becoming a celeb and is actually intelligent.

Kid Rock is a showman. That's it.

And it'll never happen (hurr durr thats what they said about Trump). Debbie Stabbenow is not Hillary Clinton or Pocahontas. She's very moderate and has actually done a lot of good for the state of Michigan.

>>134134732
You didn't have many choices until this trump stuff took off. Seems like there is a huge political change going on in the US right now. Dems are dying and the oldschool neocons are as well.

>tfw one of my first boners was to the American Badass music video with all the hoes in the hot tub and the mud wrestling sluts

>>134123214
>>134124751
>>134128293
2 years after the reddit invasion and you idiots still have no idea how sage works.

>>134128377
Witnessed

Kek wills it

>>134134939
I just want the dems to be beaten senseless. If they lose to Kid fucking Rock then it would just demoralize them to the point of no return.

>>134121647
No awhoooing?

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>>134135125
>I want to cut off my nose to spite my face!

>>134131177
Does he piss of Liberals?

>>134135412
How are you so stupid? one senator won't do shit but be demoralizing to the dems. Think, retard.

>>134134483
People who've vowed to be obstructionist--not to work constructively, but to be obstructionists--were rightfully barred from the meetings where men of action were attempting to get things accomplished.
That you weren't calling the Republicans yourself and demanding the obstructionists be barred is why Clinton lost in a landslide in '16, and why Kid Rock is going to win in '18.

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>>134135528
>its going to stop with one

My sweet summer goy. This is literally how democracy dies. With the aristocracy assuming direct control of the government. It worked for the Medicis. And it'll work for Rock.

BAW WIT DA BAW

>>134135867
Wew you just don't get it.

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>this thread

Not even seven months into Trump's Presidency, and we're already ripping pages out of the liberal playbook of purity tests to divide ourselves. In the very first general of the biggest meme candidate since Donald Trump.

/pol/, I am disappoint.

>>134135867
The government was co-opted decades ago, faggot. You can fuck right the hell off back to plebbit. Anons know this shit; you clearly don't; you are not anon. gtfo, bitch.

>>134136254
shills, anon, shills.

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>>134135558
>men of action

What a joke. Repubs control both houses of Congress and the White House and they still can't do their jobs. 7 years of obstructionism and you're still using the minority party as a security blanket.

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>>134136254
Ignore them, you know how concensous cracking and subversion works don't you?

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>>134136327
>The government was co-opted decades ago, faggot

And celebrities running the government is the final nail in the coffin. Concentrating power into the hands of people who genuinely don't know what the hell they're doing is going to make the gridlock worse.

Devil Without A Cause is unironically one of my favorite albums of all time.

That alone makes him worthy of a Senate seat.

You've got my vote, Mr. Rock.

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>>134136612
it's good to wind-up the unpaid shills. they go back to base and report a full success, bringing more lefty shills here at which time we start feeding them the red pills.
And they wouldn't be here if KR were not a real and significant threat to them, so it's a very good sign that they've come to KRG1 to spar a bit.

>>134137239
>make the gridlock worse
please, I can only get so erect

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>>134137393
Good info.

>>134121647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIftUE4usUw

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>>134137393
>my feelings, the post

>>134121647
I only know him from the Pamela Andersson sex vid leak.

Nice video kid, we never maybe would have seen Pam's amazing pussy if it wasn't for you, you have my support.

>>134137239
To a fair extent I'll agree. We'll counter that by simply avoiding dangerous concentrations of populist candidates. One in a hundred is not a dangerous level by any stretch of the imagination.
Game theory is off the table--they want me to do X I'll do Y. Or maybe I'll do X, it depends on where the second-hand is when i check the time.
I'm unconvinced that tptb want Kid Rock to be elected, and for Stabenow to be removed from office.

>>134138173
>try hard, the free bump

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I chopped up his new music video.

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>>134138739

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>>134121647
What's his name?

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>>134138848

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>>134121647
reddit hates him. that alone give him a bump in my eyes

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>>134139089

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>>134121647

>>134121647
Wtf first edition I've been waiting literl days for this!
>
Kino!
>
Upvoted!

>>134129283
Kid Rock is a fucking nigger lover you idiot. Fuck this guy, I hope he never gets off the ground. This is truly absurd and bizarre. Trump is one thing, but this it outright insanity.

>>134139341
>nigger lover
Yeah, he's all around a bit of a dipshit, or at least was when he as younger. Still better than a Democrat or really even most career Republicans because he loves guns and thinks faggots are gross.

>>134130322
Is kek actually a god of chaos? Egyptian lore links him to obscurity.

We need a TRUE god of chaos, not just chaotic obscurity

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It's happening

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>>134121647
>/krg/
You guys actually did it. You mad men.

>>134132753
>I don't trust him.
its michigan, who cares

>>134121647
I SAY 2018 AND GRAB MUH COCK
GET IN THE BOOTH AND VOTE KID ROCK

BAH WIT DA MAGANOMICS

>>134121647

Kid Rokmpf is done for. His campaign is over.

>>134129473
If you're going to be that paranoid. Duckduckgo uses amazon servers and is owned by a Jew.

>"John McCain had eye surgery."
>"John McCain had surgery to remove a blood clot above his eye."
>"John McCain had brain surgery."

It keeps changing and it keeps getting more serious. He could be dead already.

>>134140100
Rokmft BTFO

Kid Rockmpf will never win.

i haven't liked kid rock since that "you wouldn't download a car" retarded shit......but he's not a faggot liberal,so that's alright i guess

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>>134121647
This is what the white race has been reduced to... fucking kid rock and donald trump being our government representatives...

Just fucking end us already... there's nothing left worth saving.

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>>134139187

Why wont trump print rare pepe LSD for us?

Rename it to ameri/pol/

>>134140322
Shut up, faggot. Senator Ritchie would be fucking awesome. Let's meme it into reality.

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What is senatorial candidate Kid Rock's stance on kickin ass?

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>>134138811
Robert Ritchie.

>>134132753
the human molotov cocktails that we can legally chuck into the system don't need to be pretty.

>>134128377
checked! praise kek!

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>>134140322

>>134139125
that is pliers not wrench

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>>134140322
>afraid of freedom and fun
t. Cuck

>>134140520
We're going to need him on record with the answer to this q.

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I'm glad this has been started. Detroit is in a very fucked up state and I believe white people will flock to him.

>>134140945
what leads you to believe Micigan's blacks aren't ready for a new message?

>>134130065
"want to beat the shit"= keyboard mafia. go back to fb faggot

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>>134121647
I guess there's no stopping this now

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Someone add the "I'm growing stronger" eyes to this one

>>134141159
I believe the black community in cities are rooted in statism

>>134121647
Idk how I feel about all of this. I feel like elections are going to become a game like "well I have money and I'm famous so screw it I'm going to be an elected official." Just wait until Miley Cyrus runs on a California ticket so she can represent all the fags. The age of degeneracy is coming like we've never seen.

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I'll give Kid Rock this though, up until Trump, young people had no reason whatsoever to vote Republican, and Republicans just kept pandering to the 65+ Fox News crowd.

Even if it is kind of a cringe idea, the GOP absolutely needs to get a younger audience.

Pic related, the left is going to bleed voters if they keep that shit up.

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>>134121647
Friendly reminder that Debbie Stabenow is a fucking lizardfolk
https://youtu.be/aG1Jd3PF-JU

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>>134140520
Yes.

>>134141891

Anyone who runs on a campaign of 'fuck the government' has a good chance of winning right now.

>>134142073

Well, maybe not that harsh, but a campaign based on 'fuck the career politicians and fuck the media' is golden

>>134121647
Kid Rock/Nugent 2024
Hail Victory

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>>134142073

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>>134121647
ALL HANDS, REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!

In the 90s I voted for Kid Rock's Bawiddaba video on TRL every day. Never thought one day I'd get to vote for him as a Senate candidate.

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AND THIS IS FOR THE QUESTIONS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS

MINIMUM WAGE AND MEDICAID FOR CANCER

THE STATE DEPARTMENT AND ALL MY CRITICS, AND ALL MY HEROES IN THE BUSINESS OF CIVICS

THE DHS AND THE IRS, THE CROOKED SENATE, THE FINANCIAL MESS, DON'T BOTHER WITH IT CAUSE THAT AINT FUN

NOW GET ON THE FLOOR AND FILIBUSTER SOMEONE

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>>134143016
>using a rockstar for filibusters
This timeline has gotten too obscene.

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Pictures that are literally you

>pic related it's literally me

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>>134144014

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>>134141924
but does stabenow carry hot sauce in her purse?

>>134141830
then it's time for some truth bombs.
let's get some research and get some data on her.
Is Kid Rock branding as Kid Rock in the campaign, or his real name? Anyone know?

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>>134144247
>your trash talking facts go here

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>>134121647
Please God let there be more people like this running for office.

>I would rather our country go down fighting then a slow boil death.

BEST TIMELINE

>>134130322

>checked

THIS, I wanna watch it all burn.

So what are the biggest obstacles for him right now? Are we still in primaries stage? Who's standing in his way? Who is the democrat opponent?

>>134144931
He needs to primary for the Republicans I think. Senators are publicly elected. The Democrat incumbent is Stabenow but memes can unseat her. Senator Kid Rock is the best timeline.

Will Vote for him for sure as a Michigander, his rap was part of my teen years growing up. His family is very well to do as they own many car dealerships. He could have more establishment backing than you think.
https://youtu.be/MZhqd_dwsdg

>>134121647
2pac is dead but Kid Rock is still alive

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>>134144247
sourced version. my bad.
archive link: https://web.archive.org/web/20150819214606/https://www.thenation.com/article/why-senate-democrat-agreeing-another-8-billion-food-stamp-cuts/
https://www.thenation .com/article/why-senate-democrat-agreeing-another-8-billion-food-stamp-cuts/
p.s. - wtf is up with archive.is? shoah'd?

>>134144931
Sen. Debbie Stabenow, D-MI

More liberal tears is reason enough to vote for kid rock. Not sure why anyone would be against him unless they're a liberal faggot

>>134144931
Stabenow has done nothing for the State, Kid Rock could easily cause enough interest to the race to defeat her, we are dick of our politicians. Still would like to see Nugent run instead but would be happy with Kid Rock as a Senator.

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Guns? Check. Pandering? Check. Anti-Obama? Check. That's all it takes to trick /pol/ into liking you. Let's see if this C-list drug addict can make a few million of some gullible hillbillies. I haven't read this thread yet but I bet /pol/ is already sucking his STD riddled dick.

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bump for historical purposes.

>>134121647
Even if Nancy Pelosi and Maximum Watermelon are still in Congress Kid Crock will lower the average IQ for the legislative branch at least 20 points.

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>>134146696
>That's all it takes to trick /pol/ into liking you.
you are literally delusional. go take your fucking meds, faggot.

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>>134146696
You're afraid. Good. Kid Rock created a lot of jobs in Michigan with his brewery. He's done more in a few years for Michigan than democrats Stabenow has done in 17 years.

>>134146881
wow, really made me think, guess I'll go with the establishment pick now

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>>134146934
i thought about using a similar motif to yours for this.

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>>134146934
please let him be in charge of your well being lmao I don't give a shit there are worse senators already like the one who tweets about watching hentai. I'm rich and white so it's not like anything is going to effect me. I just like having fun watching liberals meltdown and you faggots get baited into defending stupid shit anybody calling themselves a republican do.

Even now your just memeing trying to circlejerk each other into a frenzy. Your post reeks of trying to sound cool on le epic secret hideout 4chan.

>>134147206
goy rock loves jews. Google Kid Rock + jews

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Turned above webms into gif

fuck it, let's roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DjhdBDEmn8

>>134121647
I'll be proud to vote for him.

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>>134123214
>reddit faggot doesn't know what sage does

Color me surprised.

Kek wills a Kid Rock Senate victory.

This sounds like a great way to accelerate the collapse.

I've already got my cross, lawnchair and confessions out of the way, so let's meme this Murika one step closer to its now-inevitable implosion.

>>134148031
I reroll.

Music video to above gif clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnAzpi4avo

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BAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY, DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
BAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY, DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
BAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY, DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
BAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY, DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE

>>134148847
what did he mean by this?

>>134135867
>>134136234
>>134136327
stop giving the shill (you)'s. a pet goldfish in a senate seat is better than a democrat.

>>134127506
kek
I member that fucking song, first time I heard it I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants

God Damn ya'll

>>134148177
This man must win, if only for the sheer liberal asspain it will cause

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>>134148157
like a car that won't start, you have to believe, anon. truly believe in kek and the digits will guide us to victory.

>>134148157
Digits if Kek approves of Kid Rock vying for the upper chamber of congress.

>>134149503
again

>>134121647
Neo-Confederate States President 2024

>>134149494
>9494
interesting...

>>134149535
maybe kek doesn't want him in office

>>134149922
What did Kek mean by this?

>>134150253
>newfags shouldn't play with forces they don't understand.

>>134150419
I've been here since /pol/ was liberal and never fell for the bait faggot. Kek speaks through the worthy.

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Stabenow is retarded enough to support the re-introduction of "The Fairness Doctrine" in an era where media is unlimited because of the internet and cable. Leftists love to police speech. I wonder why.
>her former husband, Tom Athans, has been an executive at a number of liberal progressive talk radio networks, such as Air America

Kid Rock / Ted Nugent
President /Vice President
Dixieland

DEO VINDICE

>>134150536
>never fell for the bait
>never fell for telling the slavers to fuck off

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kid rock will MAGA

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>>134151016

>>134150536
>>134150419
>>134150253
>>134149922


See:
>>134151444

>>134151555
checked! He wills it so!

>>134151444
>>134151555
praise KEK

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>>134151555
Checked! Praise Kek!
Onward, Armies of Awkward, onward to our destiny!

/krg/ needs a mascot like the awoos in /ptg/

well it seems like the people of kekistan have a new mission whos up to shitpost another person in to the white house

>>134152499
It must be done. It's out of our control now.

I don't want this to happen, but put me in the history books.

>>134152332
kid rock used to have this dwarf guy as his mascot. he used to go on stage with him and say stuff like "yo yo kid rock in da house yall". i think he died though :(

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Hey guys I'll vote for Kid Rock cuz millionaire drug addicts really speak to my conservative sensibilities! Literally BASED!!!

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>>134152499
shadilay!

Please don't. This is a meme we don't want. Stop shilling this Bullshit.

>>134134633
Isn't it past your bedtime?

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Governing is hard! Congress doesn't make sense! We need someone who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, just like me!

>>134152888
FUCKING CHECKED. EPIC WIN EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!

>>134153067
you're going to have to be more convincing than that, faggot.
bearing in mind that a cabal lackey is the incumbent.

>>134152888
wow, really made me think
guess I'm voting for Stabenow now

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>>134121647

(1/2) Pic related for memes. Post on top of kid rock photos.

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>>134121647
>>134153472

(2/3*) for memes. Post on top of kid rock photos.

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>>134121647
>>134153472
>>134153520

(3/3). Here's an example.

>>134133432
I..Is that a Bogdanoff in his lap?

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>>134153251
You're wanting to replace a benign tumor with a malignant one. Shaliday fellow pedes!

>>134121647
Been down with Rock since Grits Sandwiches. Also best song on Road Rash 3D

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olololololololololololololololololollllll
omg no .
is this real?
nonononononononononononononononononono
i hate my life.

>>134153067
Ya'll yankees are gonna be pitchin a fit when Kid Rock wins.

YEEHAW

>>134153605
stupid milenials, they dont even know how to meme

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These feels:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-do173DtMk

>yfw democrats now can't compete even on facts or feels

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>>134121647
>implying Kid Rock will win an election race against The Rock

>>134138848
>>134138908
>>134139001
>>134139033
>>134139089
>>134139125
none of this shit is what redneck MI looks like. This is over the top coonery to shitty attempt at hick hop

>>134154182
Kid Rock is going for the Senate though

>>134126621
He must file within two weeks of making the public announcement, so by the end of the month we'll know if he's serious or not.

>>134128755
The T O P to the D O G
or The P O T to the G O D
and I'm TRIIIIIIIPPIIIIIIINNNNN

>>134129226
I'll probably vote for Benny Boy by then.

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My pipes are busted again. I've heard good things about this amateur plumber! He's an outsider just like me!

>>134128911
The Seger of our generation?

Is there a baker for second edition?

>>134147355
I came across this:
>https://www.dailystormer.com/stormer-mission-red-pill-kid-rock-on-the-jq/

I think we can do it.

> “I am the captain now.” #fakenews #kidrockforsenate #kidrock #podunk #greatestshowonearth

Fucking KEK

>>134129609
If All summer long plays you need to off yourself

>>134154753
you faggots still have no idea why you're losing, do you? thanks for the bump.

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>>134154139
>>134154807
>Stevie Nick’s dedication of “Landslide” to Kid Rock caught fans — and Kid Rock himself — by surprise on Wednesday night, Oct. 23, during Fleetwood Mac’s concert at the Palace of Auburn Hills. But Nicks says it was a heartfelt gesture, and that Rock walking on stage to embrace her was “an unforgettable moment.”

>“I have known Kid since 2001 — and we have had a very special friendship ever since,” Nicks said Thursday via email. “We had the special opportunity to spend four days at the Montreaux Jazz Festival in 2006 with (the late Atlantic Records co-founder) Ahmet Ertegun, me, Kid, Robert Plant, Stevie Winwood, Nile Rodgers, Chaka Khan and more — each of us hand-picked by Ahmet.

>>134130735
Seconded

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We need someone that can relate to rural america! Someone with mansions and custom cars!

>>134130869
I'd pop that bitch easy. I'm white and I'd name the boy Anfernee just to see fags like you get upset.

>>134154278
You mean to say music videos aren't real life?

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This is his mulatto son. He also features mulatto children in his music video released this week. You know the left is going to reflectively call him a racist for both his use of the Confederate flag and for simply being white. It'll be fun watching it blow up in their faces.

>>134131106
By your logic Paula Abdul is associated with DJ Skat Cat, one song before anybody knew who either of them was isn't collusion Anderson.
You thought you were being clever. What a ballbag.

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>>134155120
kek. They don't have a clue. Sometimes I think it's a reverse-psych shill just making communists look bad. Then I remember communists are literally that retarded.

>>134131177
Do you follow Gavin?
If so, Don't be retarded.

>>134155413
>It'll be fun watching it blow up in their faces.

kek its sooo true

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Winning elections is exactly the same as governing! Ambition is better than policy! S H A L I D A Y

>>134155183
Rural folks don't begrudge the wealthy if they earned their money. The just don't like soft handed rich folks who shit all over working people.

>>134155413
>inb4 the left drop any pretenses of giving a shit about race and go right after his kids just to try and hurt him
>>134128631
if what i know about his plans are correct, then kid rock is basically a sun tzu tier strategist
>be rockstar whose songs are about michigan and whose fans mostly live there
>run on same values as new president who won michigan by surprise
>hint at making new album during run most likely to drop new singles at rallies, said singles will end up being big radio hits like all his other music
politics is a popularity contest, and a rockstar will not only have a huge advantage to begin with but many ways to push it.
>>134155183
worked with trump, should work again

>>134131365
possible, but more realistically they'll attack his wife as a tom.

>>134155586
If you win the election you get to govern so that kinda fucks up your prospect of governing merit without winning eh

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>>134151444
>>134151555

Your instant gratification culture is what's ruining our country and smashed your generation.
BITCH

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>>134155651
Shucks, us rural folks can really get down with them moneyed elites! They do blow and smack just like me!

>>134155840
If you're too stupid to get it I'm not explaining it Cletus. Try reading it again.

>>134132911
Imagine Kid Rock in the Senate giving a speech. Imagine his interviews in the capital halls. I can't wait.

>>134121647
Now I know why Anons say /pol/ is satire.

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>>134152888
>>134153203
>>134153605
>>134154753
>>134155183
>>134155576
>>134155977
That's mommy's good goy. Come to mommy.

>>134155706
It'll be interesting to see if the FEC allows stations in Michigan to play his songs without giving equal time for songs from his opponent's campaign. Corporate media might use that as an excuse to ban his music from their stations.

>>134155980
it will be the septic shock the rotting body of governance needs. america the republic must die for america the empire to rise just as rome did.

>>134155977
Not every person in rural areas are poor nor are all of them addicted to drugs. That you think that's the case show how out of touch you are and why the left is at such a historic low point.

>>134131177
Look at the alternatives. Yes, yes we can support Kid Rock in his race against democrat retards

>>134133271
Hacksaw Jim Duggan has been dead for years.

If you are telling me that he's not dead that will confirm multiple realities for me

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>>134155980
I can't wait for the complexity of government to be watered down to soundbites I'll retweet! Praise kek!

>>134128293
This is all we ever wanted.

>>134134307
You're a disgrace to Jews

Democrats trying to censor and regulate stations to prevent them from playing his music? Good press. No doubt they're stupid enough to try.

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>>134156149
>>134156638

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>>134156308
>Not every person in rural areas are poor nor are all of them addicted to drugs

Tell it to the opioid addicted, poverty stricken rust belt.

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>>134156358
Your desperation is palpable. Keep bumpin.

>>134121647
>>134122854

This is dumb but it makes me smile so fuck it... If he can hang in a debate then lets eee what he's got