Based on my PoliticalCompass results, how would /pol/ define my political ideology?
Don't say anything mean, my feelings get really hurt really easy.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>134115694
Basically you're afraid of politics and want the government to help everyone
>>134115694
My feelings get hurt really easily
>>134115694
Time to die commei
420
>>134115914
I respectfully disagree with that statement. I'm unafraid of politics, and believe that welfare, while beneficial can be abused.
>>134115694
EBIN WEED MEME XDDD DUUDE XDDDDDD
I want to punch you in the throat.
>>134116850
I've done nothing to you. Don't tread on me.
bait
>>134116991
This is legitimately what I got. The last sentance is bait, but I thought it was obvious that it was a self-aware kind of joke.
>>134115694
You want some free time and some free stuff you take from granted.
>>134117236
/pol/acks really do all think the same, don't they?
>>134117078
Shut up you silly leaf, or should I say "Pepe"....pic related
>>134115694
faggot
>>134117566
hick
>>134115694
>based on my PoliticalCompass results
>how would /pol/ define my ideology
You know, a little graph doesn't have to define what you believe in.
That's a very Keynesian way to look at ideology.
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>134117651
Here's the thing, faggot, you can't insult us. When you call us backward, racist, miserly, heartless, whatever, you don't insult us. Because we are all those things. We think you shoving your smegma-coated micropenis up another "man's" shit-filled anus is degenerate and is grounds for you getting burned alive on a stack of tires. We think you sucking down huge clouds of ash from a burning plant is indicative of your pathetic, feeble will and body and your constant dependence on the recreation industry, whose kike masters are busily vaccuming out your wallet. Your obsession with providing welfare to filthy third world terrorists is cuckoldry at best and crimes against humanity at worst, all to satisfy your latent urge to be dominated by men with actual masculinity, not like your gaping, lubricated asshole of a prime minister.
When you call me a hick, I laugh. When I call you a faggot, you get offended, because I'm the one speaking truth to power, and it hurts you.
>>134115694
you're probably a centrist who believes in a ethnic state with welfare enough to help people, but not just give money away. you're probly fine more or less, however that test is heavily leftist biased and puts everyone lefter than they are. honestly, if you managed to score in the top right corner, that would be more of a reason to worry than this.
>>134115694
Social Liberal or a "Modern Liberal"
>>134115694
Low quality bait, but still got results.
>>134115694
>leaf fag
>dude weed lmao ideology
It checks out
Ayyyy lmao
>>134115694
>>134118671
Triggered.
>>134118671
lol my dick is fine af homedog. At least six inches or some shit
>>134115694
>Don't say anything mean
Your on the wrong website motherfucker
>>134118784
I dont think that its the compass thats putting people farther left than they actually are, just that the definitions of left and right have shifted left, example: trump is a liberal because he believes in the constitution, not a true burkeian conservative
>>134120337
>Burke
>whig
>supporter of rebelled colonies
>true conservative