IBM - The lastest company to go full retard

>>134114474
Internally Bisexual Machine now.

>>134114474
>6% battery
you really needed to get this on here, huh?

>2017
>all those notification icons
God, Android is fucking hideous

Thank God I only use Apple.

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they didn't beat earnings expectations too. stocks down 3% after hours

>>134114474
Wow, they really put the BM in IBM, what a load of shit.

>>134115062

I have no charger on me


>>134115193

They are annoying. Haven't bothered to update notification settings

>>134115287

How is your phone that hasn't changed since 2007

>>134114474
Their main TX campus is in Austin...

>>134114474
>Attract talent

I didn't know pubic shaving and hormone injections were related to datacenter operations.

>>134114474
Why are they doing this?

>>134115380
I can't believe they're still valued at $150. Please bankrupt them, faggots.

My broker was a kike, so I don't even bother anymore

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>>134115380
don't worry. pandering to a population that makes up less than 1% of the market will increase their stock by 1000% and therefor profit by 10000%.

and with the two or possibly three chicks with a dick that they will attract will cause them to regain dominate market share and return to a higher level of strength that they were even in during the 50's.

>on a side note, you'd think they would have learned from target as target even admitted the boystrike against them allowing chicks with dicks to use the women's bathroom actually caused them to lose notable sales.

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>>134115678
millennials have taken key spots in a lot of corporate management positions now. slowly but surely our fucked up generation is taking over. enjoy the shitshow.

>>134114474
>lastest
Well they have a point. The best programmers are guys dressed up like cute girls.

>>134114716
noice
+1 internets

>>134114474
You want to hurt big business you gotta take your grievances to their shareholders and investors. They will fold cause it WILL affect their bottom dollar

>>134116386
shut up nigger cattle

>>134114474
Oh the pajeets won't want h1b's to Texas if they can't use whatever bathroom they want?

>>134116767
>mad crossdressing femboys earn better pay than you