What happens if I eat this?

>>134112105
You 'member.
Sage.

Solid poo poo.

No pee poo.

Only poo poo.

>>134112105
Time travel

You will be honorary Jewish, unless sandwich is ham and cheese, in which case you will be a goy.

>>134112105
Your body is provided with calories to fuel your metabolic processes.

>>134112105
You gain tons of weight eating gluten. Have some decency.

>>134112105
first you will put more into your roth ira this year . you know really buckle down and tighten your belt. its going to be hard but it will be worth it when you retire

then your going to rant about how people dont appreciate israel enough and everything the jews have gone through. at 1 point you will believe the lies you spew for a moment then you will remember its all lies and feel guilty... for just a moment

then you will talk about how white people need to die because racism and how great the muslims are

>>134113301
That sounds great

>>134113824
Good, I would like to Get Big™

>>134112105
Das gluten should go in the toaster oven first

>>134112105
Probably need to shit eventually I would guess.

Rye bread is fucking amazing.

>>134112105
Bread is a peasant food that was designed to feed as many short lived meats as cheap as possible.

It is an obsolete garbage tier calorie supply/

>>134112105
Don't worry about the jewish part, it's already been through the oven.

>>134112105
>>>>>>/bant/

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>>134114675

>>134112105
>oven fresh

>>134112105
You become litigious.

>>134112105
If you pair it with pastrami and swiss cheese, along with some quartered pickles, you'll have a good meal.

>>134112105
Rye is very healthy grain but tastes like shit. We eat it all the time.