>Entry Level >2+ years experience required

>>134099847
apply anyway fag

>>134099847
>two years indie developer
>have you're dad or other friends pretend to be references
>wing it from there

Problem solved

>>134099847
>>Entry Level
>>2+ years experience required

I have nearly five years of experience in Oil & Gas.

Laid off.

Trying to change careers in Oil & Gas as my last one is dead end.

Four weeks unemployed and nothing.

Feels bad man.

>>134099847
Yes. They all want the other company to train people and still pay shit wages and cry we cant find any good workers. When some fucker being paid minimum causes damage the bosses cant figure out why.

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>>134099847
ive only ever had trash bottom tier jobs. never made over $11 / hour my almost 30 years of pathetic life. i recently quit my last shit tier job and i dont really feel like i want to work anymore. i might just leave my house and start walking in a direction

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What sort of massive cuck actually takes the requirements literally?

When last I was unemployed I applied almost exlusively for engineering jobs in electronics companies, and I have a degree in CS.

Got called to several interviews and am now hired by one company


Let THEM trash your resume, not you

>>134100914
Cheer up man. I've felt just like that before. Put yourself to work on a plan, any plan to improve things. You will feel better just knowing that you are putting in some effort and you will see new doors open up, small at first, but they will appear. Please give it a shot.

Anyone know any good ways to make money from home?

>>134101466
camgirl

>>134101466
>Anyone know any good ways to make money from home?

Dress in drag and camwhore.

If you show them you can do the job they won't care. If you get an interview they will size you up, if you're a well kept white guy with no tats and can hold a conversation most likely they'll take a chance with you, worst case scenario you can't do the job and they fire you. I don't make shit, but I'm working a job that required experience I didn't have. I told my boss that was interviewing me straight up I feel like I can easily learn how to do the job, got hired that day.

>>134100914
A-are you me?

Right down to the "walking in one direction" idea. That's called an infinity walk. It's a sacred Native American tradition, almost like a vision quest but you're on peyote and in the desert.

>entry level job
>pays 70k a year
>15 years experience in android development
not even the founders of android qualify for this position

>>134100653

LOL

FUCK YOU ALBERTA

SUCK THIS FAT ONTARIO DICK

>>134100653
How to get into oil and gas?

>>134101466
Theres work for real investigative journalists like O'keefe. People are hungry to see all corruption exposed.

>>134099847
Thats why you volunteer or intern,faggot.

>>134101733
Kek I saw a similar one

>Entry Level
>Blockchain engineer
>12 years of experience

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>>134101611
>>134101625
>mfw I seriously considered selling my underwear

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>>134100653
Law enforcement. The redpills there are quite red.

>>134101918
I'd prefer not to end up in a trash bag behind Bill and Hillary's place.

>>134099915
>>134101084
I do, it's just annoying and just venting from a job search.

>>134102282
Yup

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>>134099915

fpbp

>>134100653

You fell for the meme. Congratulations.

>>134100914

Move to a better city.

>>134101084

This.

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>>134099847
>backend dev
> you need atleast 5 years of experience to apply

REEEEEEEEEEE NEVER FALL FOR THE CS DEGREE MEME

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>High School Diploma required
>have that and previous job experience
>still no one hires me

>>134099847
>another stupid goyim that doesn't realize "experience" includes anything to did in HS and college, side jobs, or as a hobby
>'Oh well, nobody applied. Guess we're going to have to hire my (((cousin)))!'

>>134103073
They know you browse /pol/.
That happened to me until law enforcement hired me.

>>134103412
how would they know you browse /pol/

>>134103412
I'm curious what my ISP would say if I tried getting a job with them?

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>>134099847
You didn't do paid internships while at college? What are you, a retard?

>>134100278
Man my moral bar must be too high, that is genious

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>>134103607
>it says here your most frequent websites are 4chan, Youtube and "exhentai dot org..."

>>134099847
Someone will give you a chance one day. Don't give up. Six years ago I was in your shoes. Now I've been employed for 5 years making $70k to shitpost.

>>134099915
fpbp. It's just a way to filter out pussies.

>>134103345
I've tried swinging the hobby/college experience

They are never amused

>That's not REAL experience, anon. We'll offer you tree fiddy.

>>134102470
If you let that scare you, they win.

>>134103881
>exhentai
>not rule34.xxx

I'm trying to go back to my old job that made me want to kill myself, the one I'm at now makes me want to kill myself even more and I make like half as much money so I don't even have my own place anymore. Maybe I should just kill myself the more I think about it, all the jobs I can get fucking suck anyway. Thank god I got that business bachelor degree with honors from a legit university, really paying dividends I make almost $10 an hour at the moment.

>>134104133
Lol fuck man, sorry.

Really depressing how many people go to college and can't find work.

The ONLY major that consistently gets decent offers out of the gate is CS. But, people are catching on, so it's getting FLOOOOODED right now

>>134101906
Sell your soul.

>>134099847
>unemployment rate at 2.3%
>company's are desperately hiring everywhere

guessing you live in a red state?

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>>134099847
>29
>worthless degree (poltical science)
>Why do STEM anyway when my skills will just be used to import Mohammeds at greater rates, house Guptas in higher densities, or keep obese Lawshandas alive longer?
>My dad works in STEM and he is pretty miserable too.
>Never made more than near minimum wage while holding an actual job. I've had short term gigs that averaged $15-$20/hour.
>Never had a GF and a kissless virgin
>Diagnosed with major depression and social anxiety disorder
>120 IQ score on professionally administer WAIS IV IQ test. I know kids that were in remedial education in high school that now own houses and have wives and lives.

This is a result of H2B, and H1B visas. I know it is buzzfeed, but give it a read

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicagarrison/all-you-americans-are-fired?utm_term=.nhWO2VnA2A#.koyyvpoRvR

>>134105217
Remember to archive
https://archive.is/Ti2Ws

>>134105090
>morons from school doing better than college educated
I know that feel, man. I know a felon doing better than me, another friend dropped out of highschool, didn't get a GED, makes 2x what I make with a STEM degree. Several old friend became pill addicts, have fucking families and shit while I'm all alone.

It hurts, but at least there's hope for the future.

>>134104814
>not living in a red state

Guessing you love sucking cocks?

>>134102403
Sell your pussy. You'd make a few more dollars.

>>134105278
Stop comparing yourself to other people and stop being such a pussy

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>>134099847
>apprenticeship that pays £100 per week for 45 hours
>requires university degree
>requires 3+ years of experience
>requires background check with 2 professional references
Gee, I sure do love the job market in the UK.

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>>134105090
What's most sad to me is that all of these problems stem from a poor choice you made probably in your late teens (your choice of degree). You may try to justify it saying you're not supporting "Lawshandas", etc. but if you were given proper guidance and studied something useful, you would absolutely be in a better spot right now. Unfortunately most parents and high school guidance counselors still spew out the same tired "follow your dreams" and "any degree will get you a job" advice.

>>134105533
What do they have you doing?

>>134105555
Any degree WILL get you a job, likely a shitty job that you didn't need to spend FOUR YEARS in school to do.

>>134099847
Im getting this while trying to find a trade apprenticeship. I fell for the "there isnt enough people going into trades now. youll find a job so fast" meme. Here I am a year into the schooling and no one will give me a shot.

Like the entire idea is that I have no experience, thats why you pay me 1/3 what a normal electrician gets and I do all the bitch work digging trenches in the 90 degree sun.

20+ applications and 5 interviews where it gets to "oh you have no experience? Well you see, we dont actually really NEED anyone right now but well keep you in mind" meanwhile the "now hiring!" sign stays out front for the next 3 months

>>134100278

yes, when will these poorfags learn that in business, you have to cheat a little? jesus

>>134105090
Poli Sci shouldn't be worthless. I'd think it at least prepared you to do some basic business stuff, powerpoints/presentations/analysis etc

>>134105672
Well, that is a result of many people with these useless degrees applying for Starbucks and being technically more qualified than a person with just a high school education. Educational requirements are inflating all across the board -- jobs that historically required a bachelor's degree now require a master's degree, etc...

>>134105649
Sanitation

>>134105784
In America all the trades are being taken by the spics. While the white man wasn't allowed to be tribalistic, the beaner has no problem saying fuck you gringo I'm hiring my ten cousins.

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