Bong thread 2

>>134081329
What? Is this fake?

>>134081407
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/18/plans-to-make-delivery-of-knives-sold-online-to-private-addresses-illegal-knife-crime

>>134081407
It's honestly difficult to tell what's real or fake from 1984land

>>134081440

https://archive.is/GulZX

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>my gun fought on the wrong side.
Doesn't feel good, boys.

So pathetic.

>>134081532
Thanks norbro

>>134081440
>>134081492
Holy Fuck, bin dat knife meme came true.

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Bin that knife whiteboi.

>>134081329
Get on the darknet get you some illegal blades or a case of hand grenades and if you're too fat and lazy to throw them you can buy the launcher too. Fuck the law. It's for niggers anyway. Dunno why a lot of other white people worship anything and every in a uniform automatically. It's one thing if the person is respectable but uniform does not equal automatic respect. Must be more Hollywood LARPing and acting out.

God, can the Brits get any more pathetic. Meanwhile, I'm about to go buy an AR-15.

>>134081913
>He doesn't realize Alpha Bay just got shut down, it's admin DeSnake arrested and murdered in a Thai prison cell.

Anon...I have some news for you.

What happens if somebody sharpens a tree branch with a rock and makes a sharpened stick then stabs somebody, do we ban trees?

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>>134081329
SAVE A LIFE

>>134081492
why would you want a knife when it's illegal to carry them in public if the blade can be or is fixed and it's longer than 3 inches. It's the same as a Television licence, if you don't have one you don't watch Television I honestly get confused why people think this is odd, it's the law so you don't carry a knife.

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This is how many knives were found in a weapons bin in London

http://archive.is/K4rrC

I'm too lazy to make a photo right now, but a while ago my brother ordered me a Wilkinson Classic razor online for my birthday. You know, one of the classic thingies with separate blades. The packet with the blades had a warning on the back that it's illegal to sell the blades to customers under 18 kek. When do men start shaving? For me it was around 15-16 iirc.

But to be honest, in this age where stupid kids can easily buy all sorts of shit online with their smartphones, I can understand that age verification stuff. Would you want your 9yo son ordering huge knives on Amazon?

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>>134082398
>That feel when they've most likely passed out those knives between the refugees.

>>134082398
ha like half of them are opinels.

also,
>spyderco endura
>shun meat cleaver

sad

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>>134081329


Here from last thread. This should be a daily thread. A friendly banter to remind europe (west) how truly cucked to hell they really are.

>>134082398
Buddy of mine had a similar collection in high school.

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>>134082431

he desrve to die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>134082398
>putting a swiss army knife or a set of scissors in a knife surrender bin

WHY

>>134082398
>5 scissors
Imagine being this inbred

>>134082199
Obviously. Rocks too.

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>>134082906


I cant

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>>134082324
You don't think it's weird to have to get a television licence?

>>134081440
HAHAHAHAHAHA

PART

AND

PARCEL

>>134082906
Truly sad

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>>134083149

>>134082431
Where would my 9yo Son get the money to order a knife on Amazon? Does my 9yo Son have a debit card, or a credit card? And even if he did want to stab someone, why wouldn't he just use one of my knives? I have a lot of them, and many are just sitting in my kitchen.

All that aside, my dad got me my first knife when I was about that age. My first gun too (just a little .22 plinker) We would hunt, where I would carry a .357 on my belt, and carry my Marlin 30-30 at like 10-12.

Raise your kids right, and they can have whatever they want, and they will never misuse what they have.

>>134081329

Don't cause strife.

Bin that knife!

>>134082398
Swiss Army / Leatherman are legal to carry. Why the others couldn't go back in the kitchen drawer I don't know. the only actual illegal knife there is the butterfly knife or flick knife if there is one. They are offensive weapons by design, a pair of scissors fuck off m8.

>>134083358
>And even if he did want to stab someone, why wouldn't he just use one of my knives? I have a lot of them, and many are just sitting in my kitchen.

Passing a bunch of stupid fucking legislation is easier than making the police do their jobs properly.

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>>134083431

>>134081329
>giving away all your rights and freedoms just so you're not called racist
I'm starting to root for the muslims now.

>>134083149
EU directive. In the EU its not weird. Some countries take the money through taxing however.

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>>134082431

>>134083149
not really it pays for advert free TV and is only $200 a year , if you don't have one and watch TV then the detector vans will catch you or they will come round and inspect inside your home to make sure. it literally takes 10 minutes of your time to prove you don't have a television set or if you do then you go to jail.
If it wasn't against the law I would find it stupid but as it is the law it makes sense.

>>134081329
>not a problem if you are over 18 years old.
>thus nobody on 4chan should have a problem

>>134083637
>going to jail over a TV set
>makes sense

>>134082431

Have you converted to Islam yet?

Or are you still a racist swine?

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>>134083637
>the detector vans will catch you or they will to make sure come round and inspect inside your home

>>the detector vans.

>come round and inspect inside your home

>>134081329
Knives and forks I can understand but why spoons too?

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>>134083637

>the detector vans

>come round and inspect inside your home to make sure

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>>134083637

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>>134083637

>>134082324
how do you prepare your food at home you poor troll

>>134083637

Is it bad that I genuinely want to believe the UK is this cucked?

>>134083859
>>134083971

Not that it makes it any better, but the detector vans are based on made up bullshit to scare idiots. And even the fake science they're based on only supposedly works on CRT TVs.

>>134084125
It is this is what happens when you don't have guns as part of your constitution

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>>134084236

god bless USA

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>go on London police fagbook
>post pictures of your guns with cryptic messages
>watch them freak out

Why aren't we doing this ameribros?

>>134082398
its just a way for people to easily dispose of their kitchen knives

>>134084346
>posting on normiebook

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>>134084346

might distract them from saving whatever few unraped white children that are left from being sullied by foreign invaders. the police didn't make the laws.

>>134082398
ITS LIKE THE WANT TO GET GET KEKED

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>>134083358
Fair enough, I agree with you. Except for your first argument, you should be aware that nowadays kids order shit on their smartphones or the family PC which isn't properly secured with different accounts and passwords and so on. Certain stuff should have age verification from my point of view.

Kids always did this kind of shit, back then we simply did it per mail order or prank phone calls, but it's become much easier now thanks to technology, you can get prepaid cards for all sorts of online shops everywhere. I hope you understand what I'm getting at.

>>134082398
most of that looks like kitchen were; shit knives. also shitty gerber mutlitools
>leatherman - $80
>spiderco endura - $50
>range of swiss army knives - +$30-$60
>kershaw link on the left - $20
>unknown hunter's knife top left
>unknown hunter's knife top right ontop cleaver
>opinels everywere
the few gems i listed are good, otherwise nothing of value was lost

>>134081329
A woman must be behind this scheme. It just has to be a woman. What other creature could be so stupid? If a person wants to kill, they will.

>>134084653
Nigga look at all the wasted scissors

>>134084653
that shun cleaver MSRPs at $288

I dont believe.

>>134081329


Ban guns (fucking irish)

Ban knives (fucing pakies)

ban acid (fucking arabs)

how about, just let white people kill those who attack them?

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>>134081788

>yfw they arrest you right after binning the knife because you were just carrying it in public

>>134084069
>please don't use this name
>even though you can if you want

>>134082398

I don't get this. I know people with this many guns that aren't doing shit.

Like, who fucking cares, you literally only have two hands. When authorities post pictures like this, they act like somehow this person is going to attach with a hundred knives at the same time.

>>134084769
>shun cleaver
didn't know that brand. good lord I would be furious at my kid for taking that

>>134084826
They have laws to punish those that defend themselves

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>>134084826
BAN HANDS

>>134084826

Ban self defense (fucking whites)

>>134084826

I guess hydroxide ban will be next? Good luck washing your clothes, bongs.

>>134082873
Not legal in stadiums in America. Our news = people living in a society of fear. The law for the stadiums are for protecting the major league sports association from the continuously growing power of the ((you know who)) lawyers that would go for the main target shot callers of stadium rule makers for the most money in an injury lawsuit. It is cheaper to pay security personnel for decades than pay out for a stabbing lawsuit in America that happens inside a stadium.

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Why aren't automobiles banned? Ban everything you want, until you ban SHIT SKINS from invading your island, you will be abused by them. Keep banning the tools your people crafted while the mudpeople wait for your next invention to assault you with, while you spread your own wives legs for them.

>>134081329
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>Its year 2018
>Crumpets are forced to watch cuck porn and eat with spoons issued by gov for their safety
>While muslim ride their homes and murderfuck them for allah
I guess its payback for Jałta.

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>>134081329
just BONG my shit up

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>>134085687

How does it feel being the last white man in Europe?

>>134085687
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? THIS IS DYSTOPIAN AND DEPRESSING AS HELL

>>134085687
You're getting a figurative second amendment like the Czech Republic soon, right?

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>>134086111

dystopia a best

>>134086111
not the Pollock you're replying to, but it's not happening. The directive the bongs pozzed Europe with before jettisonning out of the EU themselves is already set to be introduced in Poland.
>mfw my normie, nogunz old man started going to the shooting range so that he can buy a gun before the directive takes effect

>>134081329
Ridiculous. What's next? Banning sales of plastic spoo--

>>134082398
>Cook and eat knife still in packaging
did they just go out, buy a knife (showing ID to prove their above 18 obviously) then go and bin it?

>DONT BE _______
>BIN THAT _______

>>134086687

they had second thoughts before opening it. wouldn't you, before opening a WMD? its 2017 ffs

>>134081329
Oi!!

>>134086839

>black
>crack

>>134086321
It's a dystopia to have gun ownership rights in the constitution?

>>134086602
What a monster the EU has turned into. I lived in Europe in the 90s, every country still had its own currency and you needed to show your passport at the borders, and everything worked fine. They were sold a bag of lies.

>>134087025
>It's a dystopia to have gun ownership rights in the constitution?

No, i meant to respond to this guy
>>134085997

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>>134081788
>Bin that knife whiteboi.

I don't think my knife will fit in that bin there is a gun on the end of it m8

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>>134081329
>ban guns
>ban knives
>industrial acid is legal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscjYGHKHxM

>>134085817
Sad, long time ago
>>134085997
There are more depresing things out there.
>>134086111
I will try my best to spread the word, and hope for best.

>>134082324

>buy kitchen knife
>have to pick it up at store
>now carrying illegal knife
>cop looks at me mean while telling me oi, u can't do dat guv while calling 50 people to restrain me from a distance as mohammed kidnaps 50 children in the background for his open air rape ring
>it's okay, they're not evil whites

Great plan, cuck. You're paying for this to happen.

>>134083637

Yeah, the inspectors, none of them are white, just let them pop into your housewife and kids and move on with your day.

>>134084346

Screenshots, bonus points for fake english location

>>134081329
>>134087565
First guns, now knives. it is a nation of cucks.
England is easily invadable with minimal firepower.
try taking over the US: muh AR-15 says otherwise.

>>134087565
jesus london looks like a commie bloc shithole straight out of central Russia

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>>134081788

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>>134083637

im in the uk right now this place is so fucking cucked. every muslim here looks like a terrorist with their bathrobes. i see a lot of old whites but almost no white young people most are mixed or straight arab/black. im north of manchester in a smallish town.

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>>134089174
>to dismantle the Armed Forces and use weapons factories to build wind turbines

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>>134082398
Brought scissors to a knife fight. U Fukken Wat M8

>>134082634
>>134084653
>>134084769

I'm pretty sure the knife next to the Shun Clever, the fifth knife on the top right hand side, is a Fallkniven. Those also go for hundreds of dollars.

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>>134082622
>This is what britbongs actually look like

And they call us niggers.

>>134090475
top kek in the right there is a kitchen knive inside the package yet.

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>>134091206
commissioner dick , fake news

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>>134084674
I think you know (((who))) is behind this anon.

>>134089174
If this were the other way around (as in advocating for Paki genocide via breeding programs), she'd be arrested.

>>134081407
>>134081492
Soon you will also have to put in credit card details to go on porn sites

>>134083637
Never bought one. No such thing as detector vans. Ignore the letters and never answer the door to strangers. Pays for my Amazon Prime with change to spare.

>>134081574
that's not the guns fault, it's never the guns fault. If it is in good working order, cherish and maintain it. And in due time (you) get to deside which side it's on next time.

>>134082199
there, now you done it.
>All the birds in the forest they bitterly weep
>Saying, "Where will we shelter or shall we sleep?"
>For the Oak and the Ash, they are all cutten down
But on a more serious note. How the fuck can a country work if all cutting implements are banned?
Yeah, yeah machines have taken over most of the manual agricultural stuff
>combine harvester of peace when
But for some tasks it's still the sickle, scythe, bill-hook and likewise that does the job. Are they going to make people hand in those as well?

>>134084110
This. At the very least everyone should have a fucking Chef's knife in their kitchen.

>>134082398
Blunt nose scissors are a nice touch, still needs more plastic sporks

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>>134081329
From the thread last night.

The UK should ban acid, not knives...

Remember when they said "what are we gonna do ban knives too?!" Hahahaha.

>>134082634
Opinels are top notch, I take various sizes with me when I go hunting.

>>134095679
What caliber of spoon are you allowed to use while hunting?

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PART

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>>134081329
Stick a plastic fork in them, they're done.

No bongs running a knife surrender bin for free knives?

>>134081329
>Be American
>Get shot
>Get no treatment because it costs thousands of dollars

>>134081329
is this a proposal or a policy?

>>134091206
Probably because it's black communities in London that are statistically worst affected by knife crime.

You surely can't be expecting a group of white middle class people from some rural village in the home counties, can you?

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>>134096544
>Be British
>Point out coincidences regarding terrorist attacks
>Go to jail

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>>134096399
not gonna lie that unironically really made me think

God dammit. I hope both they and us get our shit together before the inevitable ww3.

If we have to destroy europe by fighting again I don't want it to be a pathetic fight between the worst generation of Brits and Germans.

>>134082324
You can't even carry one of them badass razor shaver things like Terry Crews in Expendables? It's not a locking knife

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>>134081329

I'm waiting for the ban on hands and legs.

>>134087536

The majestic guntree. glad to see them no longer endangered.

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>>134090475

Crooked Mason cops don't deserve all those free knives. They nearly got a full set of Opinel's there!

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>>134090475
IS THAT A FUCKING HEX DRIVER SET???

>>134081788
I'm gonna laugh when a shitskin throws a grenade in one of those, throwing hundreds of knives everywhere.

>>134097336
Looks like Allen keys

>>134082398

Is that some sort of Klingon costume prop on the far left side?

>Home deliveries of knives bought online to be banned in UK
>Have to enter you credit card details to pornography sites so stupid parents don't let their kids visit them
>Adverts that reinforce "gender stereotypes" are now banned
Don't understand why other Brits still defend this expensive, grey, nanny state, toilet of a country. Getting out of here as soon as I finish my degree.

>>134097651
Won't it get better once you leave the EU.
I am sure most of this comes from us and not you.

>>134097432
allen keys and hex keys are the same thing doofus

>>134082398
>that hex key set in the bottom right.

No wonder brits are stupid. They banned the kids from being too sharp.

>>134082324
Look bong, its the law thats fucked up, the law is fucking you, the law is unjust. Do not justify this nonsense with "well its the law hurr". If it was the law for you to be stabbed once a year by a Muslim would you accept it? No. Get off your fucking knees you cowards.

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>>134084613

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>>134082398
>banning fucking scissors and swiss army knives

Thank god I'm free.

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>>134084613
another

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>>134097300

kek'd. Good post ol' chap

>>134081329
Wouldn't it be more efficient to just ban Pakistanis?

>>134082622
>The answer was "white people" unanimously

>>134081329
And soon can't order acid.

>Knife crime has risen during the last two years after a long-term downward trend

Gee i wonder whats been happening the past 2 years

>>134098102
Godspeed, Mr.Daggers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkIp8EdLJvI&t=9s

>>134098054
And do what?

>>134087617
You're doing well lad, not that I need to tell you.

>>134097300

>PCSOs

May as well talk about mall cops
They are civilians role playing as Police

>>134097295
>>134095679
they're good beaters that you can make really sharp. nothing to write home about though

>>134081329
I cut my finger yesterday. This wouldn't have happened if we all binned that knife.

>>134090475
you know a lot of these are old stuff donating from army clubs and schools and shit, literally no mandem on road are going to hand this in famalam

>>134084613
>gook kid can't have a rifle
Vietnam trauma much?

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BAN ACID NOT KNIVES WTF ARE THEY BLIND TO WHATS HAPPENING IN LONDON RIGHT NOW?? THEY JUST FUCKING ACIDED A MEDIC