Daily praise Norway thread ITT: only use your best adjectives

>>134077778
Beautiful mountain landscapes. All that oil money.

>>134077778
Stupendous red squirrel preservation.

Deiligt!

>>134077778
degenerate oilniggers

Jeg så antifa klistremerker i Asker på mandag

>>134077778
Esoteric archiving prowess.

>>134077778
Yeah. Yeah. But these funny faces, specially #4...

>>134077778
Decent metal.

>>134078459
Jeg så en 14-årig blond pige sammen med en ~17-årig neger

>>134077778
how did right wing managed to gain votes after breivik? if same thing happened here right wing would be dead

>>134078459
Oh no, Norway is infected. Hopefully your fellow Nords can fend them off before you reach Antifa stage 2.

>>134077778
a real norwegian would never have made a thread like this SAGE

great people

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/26/world/europe/norway-terror-attacks/index.html

>>134077778
Retardless......I tried.

>>134078768
https://archive.is/D4SYY

>>134077778
why are none of those girls cuties?

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>>134078768
>www.cnn.com
Disgusting. Thread ruined already.

more good cnn readings about (((norway)))
http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/norway-traditional-dishes/index.html

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pandinavia when

>>134077778
I fucked a Norwegian exchange student for like 4 months back in high school. Id fuck her again. Maybe I'll visit norway and give her a call.

>>134077778
The great homeland of my ancestors! One day I shall visit

>>134079063
you sure lasted long

>>134079036
Hahahaha Britbong aka island monkey is looking for friends

>>134078459

Meld det til politiet eller fjern det selv. "Det er ikke tillatt å henge opp plakater på lysstolper, trær eller bygninger. Normalt heller ikke på postkassestativer. Det skal finnes en eller annen form for tavle til slikt formål.Det er ikke tillatt å henge opp plakater på lysstolper, trær eller bygninger. Normalt heller ikke på postkassestativer. Det skal finnes en eller annen form for tavle til slikt formål."

>>134077778
ANSLUT!

>>134077778
why are their faces sideways ovals, like they were scrunched down?

How do I get a Norwegian wife?

No not really. Why are loser NEETs always asking this in every country thread.

Come back to your rightful owner

>>134077778
Norway, Danish clay!

>>134078459
They've been around for many years, but they rarely do anything. I remember seeing stickers at least 7 or 8 years ago.

Ever notice how almost every anon that posts with a Republican flag tends to be a normie or a libtard shill who thinks they're fitting in, every anon who posts with a fag flag is a shill, and 99% of every post done under a EU flag is a kike trying to subvert a thread?

>>134079192
put your geo flag back on

>>134079036
Map has Greenland but not Denmark.. wut

>>134079336
>>134079348
400-årsnatten never forget

>>134079304

Troll genes from way back.

>>134079417
because denmark rightfull german clay

>>134079417
yeah you aren't good enough

but we're taking greenland

>>134077778
pretty gud, would live in again.

>>134077778
Looks comfy as fuck. Also told the EU to fuck off.

>>134077778
sexy

>>134079323
They want to marry a rich wife.

>>134079479
you can have france, portugal gets spain

>>134078670
does this mean i have to join sons of odin now?

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eg e bare ein mann
så gjor så godt han kan
men eg får det ikkje te
e bare sånn det e...

> Smaller than slovakia.
> Half as important as Sweden

>>134079410
Actual Nazi speaking

>>134079482
You do realise that Denmark is the only reason vikings are universally recognised.. right?

>>134077778
Those women are Anglo-tier beauties.

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knasker i meg litt melkesjokolade

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what do you say, fellow whiteys?

>>134079562
Soldiers of Odin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeuogWy1pIA
Sort yourselves out, rest of the world.

>>134079632
and we prefer it to stay that way, wouldn't want to become Sweden would we?

>>134078649
We just ignore him, and no one really talks about him because everyone knows he's right.

>>134077778
From Bongistan not so far away,
Lieth the Kingdom of Norroway.
For I know nothing about the Nords,
My poem shall have no more words.

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Daily reminder that all of Scandinavia belongs to Denmark

>>134079645
2 world wars
1 world cup
doo da

>>134079647
denwho?

>>134079692
fuck.

>>134079848
Den-raped your women. That's who

>>134079839
Google "Unification of Norway" mate.

>>134079774
>everyone knows he's right.
i fucking jelly you bitches

>>134079905
>your women
[citation needed]

>>134079848
In Denmark we say that the reason all English women are ugly, is because we took all the pretty ones

>>134079967
where did you put them?

>>134079905
Keklig

>>134079967
brit wims are underrated imo

Can I get a quick rundown on Denmark? Are they friend or foe? Their stance on the muslim takeover of Europe? Attitude towards the USA?

>>134079359
We've had "Antifascistisk Aktion" in Denmark putting stickers everywhere since the 90s. Same shit, different name. I'm sure you've been infected since then as well.

>>134080272
how about you fuck off

>>134080272
Danish people are cool.
Danish government is fucked. Heavy ties to the corruption from South Korea, the cult shit.

>>134080292
That's not a very nice thing to say.

>>134080283
Yeah, but they're worthless, few in number and don't actually pose any threat. At least so far.

We do have people who identify as Blitzers, though. Despite the name, they're far-left retards akin to antifa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blitz_(movement)

>>134080860
I will make him apologize

>>134080292
pssstt don't insult the empire

>>134080860
kill yourself american dog

>>134081105
>t. Ahmed

>>134081016
heng deg jode rævslikker

>>134080860
FUCK OFF

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>>134077778
Hmm the Norway flag does look similar too this Nazi flag OMG NORWAY ARE NAZI'S Reeeeeeeeee.

>>134081252
wtf i love swedes now

why do norweigan girls likes black guys so much? its rly all they care about dick size?

>>134081374
norway will document all life on earth

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>>134081339
You mean Norwegians fuck the Swedes they're still cucked.

>>134081381
Hello, Sweden.

>>134081838
average bbc 20 cm
average whitey pecker 14 cm
i think its easy choice for ladies, dont you think<

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>>134081454
Preparing for doomsday
We have lots of anons now

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>>134081178
They are tourists

>>134079106
Yeah well at 18, its hard to put up with the stupid bitches for very long.

>>134082158
It's probably a class from a school in some shitskin area in Oslo.

>>134082213
Yeah, I know.
It's bad in Oslo, but it's not THAT bad.

>>134077778
Not as shit as Sweden

Kom så hämtar vi Danmark och Island och startar religionskrig, Asatro vs Islam. Finland kan få vara med också, fast de inte är nordmän på riktigt.

>>134082065
Wasn't this this flooded a while back?

Netherlands is better. Even Vaarg ditched your shithole for france of all places.

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>>134082509
>only use your best adjectives to praise Norway

Is "niggerlovers an adjective?

>>134082641
Sounds like a noun to me, dude.

>>134082523
I had to look it up. Apparently it was not flooded, but had some minor leaks (not risking the facility itself).

>>134082641
That's a white guy in america.

>>134082637
What kind of bizarre insecurity would make you write something like that?

>>134082158
How will they get a visa Hansen and how can they afford to live in Norge?

>>134082641
Don't take the piss lads but I unironically don't know what an adjective is.

>>134083826
It's from the 17th May parade. Part of the tradition is that some schools have all their classes walk in the procession. I'm guessing that's one of the classes from the shitskin part of Oslo.
If you look at the crowd, they're all white.

>>134084171
descriptive term

>>134077961
even your highest mountain is norwegian

>>134078459
jeg så i tonsberg :(