Who else here thinks Zuckerberg would be a great POTUS?

>>134076351
I hope zuckerberg and his family are kidnapped and murdered on livestream

wow...you know what? I never even considered him as a possible presidential candidate before. Thanks for telling us dude! I'll definitely keep this in mind now

What do you think his slogan should be? Maybe something vulgar and funny which worked for Trump...

Zuck on it!

Why do you keep posting this shit, you stupid faggot nigger?

>>134076351

People always talk about Zuckerberg, but I think Mark Cuban is the one to be worried about...

Can't cuck the Zuck

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>>134076351
This calls for another classic "Presidential Adventures of the Zuck" story.

>>134076715
He's the most cucked manlet and his wife is ugly as shit, just like their mongrel little girl.

>>134076580
>>134076653

What the fuck? That's really racist and disturbing..I knew 4chan has an edgy reputation, but still

>just like me
Wow since you put it like that, he sounds pretty based. That does it, I'm a cuck for the Zuck!

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Let me fix this for you :
>Who else here thinks Elon Musk would be a great POTUS ? *

>>134076750

haha he is going all over the world. Presidential Adventures of the Zuck? Funny title, I'll let him know about it lol. thanks

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>>134076819
>an actual legitimate normie
Get out.

>>134076351
That is not how you greentext faggot

>>134076883
Is he actually /ourguy/ or not?
>>134076902
He's probably larping

>>134076902

lol I'm actualy a pretty nerdy dude myself...and I thought that frog was supposed to be green?

>>134076910

tone down the homophobia dude

>>134076351
Meh. I love the dems trying to burn out non-career politicians for 2020. They pose a threat to them getting in in 2024, so why not have them go against Trump and be as disgraced as Hillary in their eyes. No challenge to them once they've been discredited.

>>134076989
>tone down the homophobia dude
No can do
Nigger loving faggots like you belongs on the cross

>>134076970
>he's probably larping
>>134076989
Yeah actually you're probably right, this is a supremely autistic larp. OP should go to /b/, I heard they're a clean and logical board that loves Zuckerberg as much as OP.

>>134076351
Zuckerberg now posting on 4chan. Nice.

you enjoying that wall you built around your property to keep those pesky refugees out?

>>134076351
Nobody, keep this jewish trash off this fucking board

No one, fucking Bill Gates is the president we want and deserve. That fucking guy is based as hell, and throws more money around for charity than Trump even does.

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Mark "Definitely not a lizard person" Zuckersperg

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>>134076351
>JEWS
that is to say :
NOBODY

>>134077172

lol I'm actually in an open relationship with an Asian girl, sorry to prove your racist idiot ass wrong

>>134077359

I'm def not Zuck lol...and he built that because it's normal for houses to have fences

>>134077371

I'm Jewish myself and I always laugh at pathetic anti-semitism like this

>vote Zuckerberg for POTUS
>gives everyone mandatory VR
>plugs everyone into facebook reality
>uses human bodies are batteries
>sells it to his reptilian overlords

yeah no thanks

>>134076351
>Becomes president
>Moves all his money into foreign bank accounts
>Gives everyone the 1,500 a month wage
>inflation skyrockets
>Milk is now 20 dollars
>99 cent Arizona ice tea is now $6.99
>Movie ticket is now 50 bucks
>Candy at the movies is now 20 bucks

THANKS JEWBURG

Someone should post gore to drive him away and scar him for life. That usually works on the weaker faggots.

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>>134076970
>Dislikes Marc Zuckerberg
>Not a jew
>Has 5+ kids
>Belives in global warming and wants to fix it
>On his way to build the first human colony in mars
>Builds the most techologically advanced cars in the world
Hse undoubtly /ourguy/

>>134076351
First i was a Cruz Missile, now im a Cuck for Zuck

>>134076351
Zuckerberg would be a great candidate because he's so socially awkward and cringey. Even more so than Hillary, which is saying something. Trump looks like a buffoon sometimes, but Hillary looked like a robot and Zuckerberg may actually be part robot.

>>134076351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

The best thing about a Zuckerberg presidency will be, that he has zero information about me to blackmail me with.

>>134076351
>Who else here thinks Zuckerberg would be a great POTUS?

nobody

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>>134076351

Even in a staged photo op, Zuckerberg looks unnatural and uncomfortable as fuck. It's going to be hilarious seeing how bad he acts in person.

Can you imagine a Trump vs Zuckerberg debate?

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>>134076750

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Zuckerfuck Data Scam enterprises won't last until 2020

>>134077922
It took us centuries to get rid of popular people for presidency instead of actual diplomats with 10-20 years of experience in politics and not dropping out of colleges. And our ameribros are willing to do that voluntarily. Most are cucked libs anyway, rip to all the right wing bois we have over there. They'll get nationwide zucc'd.

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>>134076351
>berg

>>134076351
he would be great for running against trump
Guaranteed 8 years for Trump

NIGGER-FAGGET

>>134076351
A FUCKING JEW
People questioning the kike rat son in law of Trump, and the elitist corporate background of Hillary.
And you suggest this fucking kike rat, who owns information about most world citizens is a good idea?
>>134076819
>>edgy reputation

This is a new low for lefty /pol/

>>134076351
>kike
>unknown motivations
>unknown values
>unknown goals
>worships money
>responsible for the cancer that is facebook

He should do as Jesus did and get crucified.

zuck rhymes with cuck, its political suicide

He's a kike fuck him

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>>134076580
first post best post
>>134076819
you really don't know where you are, do you

>>134076351
tl;dr

(((Zuckerberg)))

/thread

>>134076618
top kek

>>134076351
He sells your data to the highest bidder, he literally cannot be trusted.

>>134082375
He knows how to greentext he is larping

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If he would become president America would be degenerate so fast.

Extra hormones with your cereal each day.
Every show on TV would be trans
Everything would have ads (lol this already so in cuckmerica)
Complimentary Oculus rift for baby with extra hypnotising baby trans music for a calm baby ™

Fuck no, the fucking apologist dick

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>>134076351
you are a fucking faggot you fucking faggot

>>134076351
3/10 bait
too much water

>>134076351
Peter Thiel would be a much better version (think Musk as running mate)

Please tell me this is bait. Zuckerberg is cucked beyond belief

>>134076351
You don't even know how to fucking greentext. Fuck off.

>>134077533
1/10 bait
>>racemix + extra degeneracy
>>I love how rich he is
>>I'm a jew

>>134076351
I place my bet on Ovendodgerberg for the first POTUS to be killed in the XXI century

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>>134076351
I bet he would ban gluten and Make America Thin Again.

>>134076351
No arguments here. You Dems should definitely run him.

I want President Zucc just so /pol/ can get butthurt

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>>134076351
lol he is a super jew
id vote for Satan before the Zuckman

>>134076580
Zuckerbastard needs to be hung upside down, whipped until he's shitting blood and then skinned alive and slowly deboned with red hot tonges and a white hot blade.

Then his family needs to be buried to their necks in the ground and left to die next to a kicked antbed.

>>134076715
This is a problem. The chances of his opponent having a more memeable name rhyming catchphrase is small. He's got it in the bag.

>>134076351
>>really connected with social justice causes, no doubt because of his associations with smart progressives in silicon valley and ivy league schools. He gave a really articulate defense of BLM
this is your argument FOR him to be pres?

>>134076351

>brilliant student who went to all the top schools
>Phillips Exeter Academy

So he has rich parents. Why did you list this as an accomplishment?

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>>134076351

>>134076351
Are you stupid? His success is based on luck and theft.

>>134076351
I asked my super liberal friend who she would vote for if it came down to Trump and Zuckerburg? She was reluctant to answer but finally said Trump. This person voted Clinton. Just thought id throw that in on the conversation.

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>>134076351

>>134076351
he's probably secretly NRx

Look dude, you might be an actual outsider, or this whole thing might be baiting for replies, but the reason why I don't want Zuckerberg as president is that I find the whole thing with Facebook knowing everything about you creepy as fuck, I honestly believe if he was president he would give way too much power to the NSA and the government would be breathing down our backs all the time.

>>134086363
This.

>>134076351
You might have had me, but alas
>"meme arrows"
Just...fuck.
>Connected with social justice causes
In case you've stuck your head in the sand, nobody in their right minds gives a shit about this loud minority. Why the fuck do people in power sympathise with and cater to them?!
>LGBTQIA
Just get the fuck out, you're not in the right place for that kind of shilling.
I'm a centrist, and I'd 100% vote for the guy in my country or America if he didn't purposely involve himself with the social justice bandwagon. After the Hillary fiasco, you guys need to learn everyone is sick of this. I really hope you read this, because I genuinely think you guys need to know 4Chan is 90% normal people sick of something specific - e.g the whole LGBTQIA?69ApacheHelicopter thing in my case.

>>134076351
He would never win in the primaries against hillary or burnie. Both of which have all but confirmed they will run in 2020.

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>>134076351
>Dumb Fucks

[Trump's about to get Zucker punched]
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>>134076580
Preferably FB live

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>>134076580
Why is the first post always the best? Jewberg should be hung drawn and quartered and his head left on a spike.

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>>134076351

He'll be the Luciferian president that gets everyone to accept the digital initiation into the new age.

The zuckcuck criticised 4chan in the past. I like that he embraces UBI. Other then that he is a good candidate for the candidate for the incarnation of ahriman as foreseen by austrian anthroposophist dr. Rudolf Steiner. Or he could be a key figure to prepare for his incarnation in the usa. The amount and scale of tech innovation that this incarnated ahriman will bring to the world is unimaginable even to us who grew up with tech.

>>134076351
he has to sell the facebook before he can even think about running.

>>134089854
Yeah, one way or another, this Jew would be a landmark president. At least the tech might be fun.

>>134089854
Dont focus on lucifer too much. It is ahriman this time who will appearing on the world stage. Dr. Steiner said that this ordinary human being in which ahriman will incanate will write a BOOK that will be so convincing in solving the worlds problems that on the end nobody would be able to refute or deny it. When the zuckcuck something in the terms of that social media is the new religion of manking i recently thought this book coild be actually the FACEBOOK
Spoopy stuff right?

Rly makes me think

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>>134076351
>there are people in this thread that think OP isn't trolling

>ruined the internet
>got billions of dollars for it
>gets dissidents arrested and sells your data to corporations

The only thing Zuckerberg deserves is a bullet.

i want him to run so badly, along with the rock, elizabeth warren, maxine waters and michelle obama with hilary running for vice president.

watching the rock and trump team up to absolutely destroy these clowns would not only be legendary but would ensure no one would even want to be a million miles near democrats.

then after all the dust settles, the rock vs trump debates will be amazing

PLEASE GOD LET THIS HAPPEN

>>134076580
Fpbp

>>134091169
Sry. Writing on crappy phone.
He said sociam media as like it is the new religion of mankind.

Facebook as the " book " that solves all the worlds problems.

>>134091169
There is a similar legend about "The Book Of Love" written by the Cathars that would be rediscovered and fix the worlds problem. I wouldn't doubt something similar to that happening in the next couple decades. Modern times are spoopy but at the same time very interesting.

>>134091169
During his run for president he could start to give UBI to millions of facebook users. I doubt if thats legam though...

>>134076819
Holy shit, get off this site you hilariously lost retarded doublenigger.

>>134076351
You almost made me mad, especially with
>same way we praise boomers for putting the man on the moon we will praise millennials for giving us stuff like Facebook and 4chan
I seriously thought you were serious.

But then you gave yourself away
>I'm posting this to 4chan because I know you're the home of Anonymous and smart hackers like him...Imagine a President of the United States who is just like you!
7/10-not-a-bad-bait-but-trying-too-hard

>>134076819
go back to shitting in the streets of jackson heights pajeet

Man, the big Zion is letting shareblue in on their campaign plans too early, /pol/ can already kill off this meme

>>134076351
>A fucking slimy data-mining kike who created one of the largest data-gathering websites on the planet and is married to a rich chink women.

Nah, fuck him and fuck you.

>>134076351
Who else here thinks OP is a faggot?

>>134076351

You mean a guy who's company already doesn't hire whites, who are significantly under represented?

Why would any White American vote for this white hating Jew?

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>>134077533
>open relationship
unironically castrate yourself