Brit/pol/ - Wyndham Lewis Edition

reminder that this general is hijacked and infiltrated by faux conservatives who are really Momentum (a socialist activist group in the UK)

pay attention to ids and posts and you can see the subversion before your very eyes

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First for learning how to have a shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT82bFf3rKM

>>134073092
>conservative
This is no time for conservatism
This is time for real anti-liberal politics

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>>134073126

Also, first for munchy boxes

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fuck muchy boxes
fuck anime
fuck tripfags

kek at this bbc news item about police filming people in the nude from the helicopter.

>>134073159
Genuinely one of the most repugnant things I've ever seen.

>>134073092
>faux conservatives
You mean like the Tory party?

Is there anything worse than claiming benefits and blaming refugees?

>inb4 da government let the refugees have them so im entitled!!!!

Just because one is bad doesent justify your claim to benefits. Both should be scorched from the earth

I know where the willys are kept, in a sectret place by the keeper of willys

The keepers watch them with their peepers

>>134073037
>What’s Labour going to do with the middle classes?

More than three quarters of Labour Party members are now drawn from the most affluent social classes in Britain, making somewhat of a mockery of Jezza’s claim to be leading a workers’ movement. Professor Tim Bale’s Party Members Project finds that 77% of surveyed Labour members are in the ABC1 social group. ABC1s are Britain’s richest and most-educated, working in professional or managerial jobs. The proportion of ABC1 Labour members has also increased since the last survey (and since Corbyn became leader): ABC1 members are up 7% from from 70% in 2015. The C2DE classes – who work in manual jobs, and whom Labour traditionally represents – now account for just 23% of the party’s membership. Naturally, in its exclusive write-up of the findings, the Guardian buried this demographic info in the second-to-last paragraph.

Up the ABC1s!


https://order-order.com/2017/07/18/abc1s-labour-members-overwhelmingly-affluent/#disqus_thread

>>134073037
Have a fever lads, but it's only making me feel /comfy/ as fuck resting

>>134073472
Yes, being a refugee. Or supporting a failed system.

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>>134073483
>77% of surveyed Labour members are in the ABC1 social group. ABC1s are Britain’s richest and most-educated, working in professional or managerial jobs.
Literal champagne socialists.

BOURGEOIS BOHEMIAN METROPOLITAN TRENDIES

reminder that anyone in here who lives off Bennies without shame and no intention of getting a job has no right to complain about the STATE of anything

>>134073472
Ad hominem.

An argument is not any more or less valid because of the person making it.

I have a reassessment for my bennies soon. Bit nervous tbqh

>>134073659
>survival of our race
>but at least i have a job!

Fucking advertising standards authority trying to push their social agenda on us. Men and women behave differently because they are different, not because it's socially learned.

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>>134073745
>ONLY PENNIES FOR BENNIES

>>134073659
>t. Boomer who won't accept everything is his fault

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>tfw not a britmelt

>>134073472

I genuinely pity the lads on here on bennies without the excuse of being mentally ill.

It's like being in prison, ostensibly; you have literally no fucking idea what life is like or what it offers until you've cut the cord and fended for yourself, earned your own cash, bought your own shit through having to work for it.

>>134073947
>worst creature on the planet instead

>>134073659
>being a wagecuck

top kek

work like a bitch for my anime figures, peasant

>>134073947
>tfw not a yankslap

>>134073948
I'm sure they really appreciate your pity.

>>134073948
honestly m8 going on bennies is better for society right now

>>134073948
Agree. I'm looking to get back into work, myself, and am engaging in lots of self-improvement, but it's tough.

>tfw Cardiffanon
>tfw fat American moved in across from me

Lads why is it that fat Americans can come to my country, get a high paying job, get a 10/10 Brit wife, and buy the most expensive home on the block?

What am I doing wrong? Why do I want to be an American now?

Welsh people never shut up about being Welsh but they aren't cunts about it like the Scotts

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>Jane Austen quote on the new £10 note about loving reading comes from one of her characters who didn't mean it
https://www.theguardian.com/business/shortcuts/2013/jul/25/jane-austen-quotation-10-note

What did we mean by this?

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>>134073948
>tfw never been unemployed for more than 6 months since age 19 (apprenticeship at 17)
What the fuck is your problem scroungers?

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>>134074476

>>134073863
I'm 25 and blame boomers as much as the next guy

>>134074604
Always archive
https://archive.is/UE6no

>>134074098

No offence, but a lot of them need to be told how pitiable it is instead of being proud of it.

They're in what's supposed to be the mental and physical prime of their lives and they're pissing it away shitposting on here all day and playing TFW or whatever the fuck. Fair enough if you have health reasons but if you're just a lazy cunt your need to sort your shit out before you end up as that weird guy on the street that the neighbours just assume is a paedo.

>>134073092
Fuck off Ralph

>>134074619
How do you excuse contributing to the BBC, the diversity and corruption of our kids

>>134073745
Just act completely normal and they will be reminded that you're a complete sperg who obviously can't work.

Th*resa M*y is not my PM!

>>134074736
Paying for the BBC is slightly different, isn't that exclusively funded by the TV license fee, which you can easily just not pay?

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>>134074366
I mean, the Americans got it right, didn't they?

>>134074604
It means people tend not to ever really look into the meanings of quotes and reading the books because doing so would require self-discipline and not instant gratification. The fact this quote will be misused and printed on all of our money is ridiculous and a testament to the fact that awkwardly shoehorning women into relevancy will only end in embarrassment.

>>134074664
If they don't feel shame now you telling them they should isn't going to make a lick of difference.

I'd fucking despise myself, it's already bad enough working this shitty half-assed job to make ends meet, but I understand their position desu. Why should you feel shame at not contributing to a society you despise and which you consider to be heaping up its own funeral pyre? We aren't going to make any more of a diffence to that than they are.

Sure on a personal level they're generally detestable but on a societal level it's hard to condemn them in my opinion.

>>134073159
>willingly eating paki food

>>134074784
What if I start reading out enoch powells rivers of blood speech and the fetal position on the floor while rocking back and forth?

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>>134073037

>>134075093
Record it if you do.

Do you think the Saint of the NHS who got her face in the way of the Diversity Water regrets voting Labour?

>>134075093
average thursday night for me tbqhwyf

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>>134074889
>crime and the destruction of entire races, cultures, and countries are worth it because there could be some money in it

>>134074889
>Oy gevalt think of the shekels! It would be disruptive yes but I- I mean we would be so much richer, goys!

Glad to see theyre at least dropping the liberal facade finally.

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>>134075239

>>134075093
That would probably also work unless you get thrown out of Greggs bennies shop for being rayciss

>>134075265
Its the American way.

JUST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4706248/Schoolgirl-16-ran-away-Germany-join-ISIS-captured-Mosul.html

>>134073948
I worked for many years, and I found it deeply depressing. I much prefer being on benefits, at least while the weather is like this.

>>134074604
apparently "standing on the shoulders of giants" written on the £2 coin was a sarcastic jibe too by Newton about his short rival

>>134075437
Usually they're Bosniaks or Albanians, but this one appears to be a genuine German

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>>134075503

>Among those detained were women from Russia, Turkey, Canada and Chechnya.

+Germany and the UK have had fighters go to join ISIS

Is anywhere safe? Maybe the white parts of the USA, but not for much longer.

Do the girls joining ISIS just want to go for the rape fantasy or are they really that unaware?

>>134074604
>It's a lie told by a woman to try and bed a desirable man
Peak current year

>>134073948
>>134074664
>giving a single fuck what the neighbours think
How are ya, Deano? How's that bog standard boring life of yours treating you?

I couldn't give a whether I was on benefits or not, people have their own reasons.

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Do holocaust museums have gift shops?

>>134075613
>white parts of the USA safe
Maybe but you'd also be surrounded by yanks so I wouldn't count it.

>>134075765
they're jews
of course they do

>>134075765
'I Survived... Unlike the Jews' t-shirts?

>>134075613
Unironically South America. The elites are white.

Mate of mine lives in Montevideo. There's a cricket and rugby club, good weather, a small English community and excellent work opportunities for English speakers. Land is cheap, you can get firearms relatively easy and the only culture is European.

There are some downsides but that part of the world is secluded and on the up.

>>134075038
>Sure on a personal level they're generally detestable
t. Ragie wagie

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>>134074619
>tfw just got my merchant navy application accepted
>tfw BTFO uni-fags while earning good moneys

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>>134075765
https://www.ushmm.org/museum-shop
Would you expect anything less from them?

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>>134074604
Women are fucking shit and as Rightly said, shoehorning them in as great minds of our societies is a fucking embarrassing idea and falls apart upon any inspection.

Austen wrote good dramatic novels but that's it, they are good novels, not masterpieces of all literature as lefty university professors would like you to think.

That said, I like polymer notes.

#DiversityUrgency is trending on twitter.

Lenny Henry is a cunt.

>>134075873
>I survived the holocaust (small print: museum)

>>134075765
>a pile of rubble

>>134075765
do they have gas stations?

>>134075899
How are people supposed to feel?

The working classes see you get all the stuff they care about for free, and the rest of the country just thinks you're pathetic.

>>134075899
It doesn't even have anything to do with them not working, there's just an obviously higher percentage of shitheads. The only reason you'd be offended is if you're one of them, and not one of the exceptions.

>>134075895
That's an interesting call.
On the other hand, you have to speak Spanish (yuck) and in 50 years they'll be slaughtered by brazilian monkeys and spics flowing down from USA, mexico and ecuador when the USA also turns to complete shit (already happening)

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Blaming ethnic and religious minorities for your barbarism is the white man's burden

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Lads, what do I add to this?

lads what the fuck is this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscjYGHKHxM

>>134075765
The shoe piles are so obviously fake, fucking lol, how can anyone believe this garbage

uhhh here are shoes from 1943-1945 whose owners were supposedly killed with toxic compounds, btw they were somehow salvaged and stored for display

>..........

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>>134076258
Smug Woes

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>>134076269
British people must be getting angry with society or something

>>134074366
Education, people weren't banging on about it for nothing. You could have been that guy had you gone to university and come out with a degree enabling you to transcend international borders, buy a big house and attract a fit wife.

Instead you're posting on 4chan about how its not fair. Take some reaponsibility for your situation. Life isn't going to drop good fortune on you.

>>134076162
He gets by on English. He's learning the language through his employer and a local group, but it's possible to live on English.

From what I gather all the blacks go to Argentina or stay in Brazil for their free shit. Uruguay has a welfare system but apparently it's so bureaucratic no one who isn't a citizen bothers applying.

Taxes are relatively high, but day to day stuff is cheap. A football ticket is £2 equivalent. Local food and drink is dirt cheap. If you wanted something a bit bigger Chile might be worth a look, they've got big ski resorts.

>>134076246
If there was honest and open reporting and studies about the ethicity, nationality and religious backgrounds of perpatrators of acid attacks, we could objectively settle this issue and realise where the bulk of the problems lie

but as it stands, the only time one of these acid attacks gets open coverage is if the perpatrator is white. You can be assured that if they aren't white, it will not be reported, and if it is, like the recent double attack in london, they will simply not mention suspect's names or give photos.

which is really pathetic and thoroughly anti white, treating minorities as special citizens, not equal citizens.

>>134076269
>lads what the fuck is this shit

Acid attacks are increasing in Newham, nobody knows why.

>>134076493
>enabling you to transcend international borders
Good goy.

>>134073092
>faux conservatives

>conservatism is always good

There were good things about our society in the 19th and early 20th centuries, and there were bad things. We want to conserve and reinstate the good things, and reform or replace the bad things. Many of the failures were replaced by even bigger disasters. For example, Keynesian economics (certainly not the best for Britain, but unfairly caricatured as a disaster due to oil crises and industrial strife) was a failure, and Neoliberal and Supply-Side economics were also failures, but in many respects so was the liberal economics of the 19th century, which led to disastrous living conditions and overcrowding in cities. So here we need something NEW.

However, when we look at, say, the strong Christian faith, the widespread patriotism, family values, military strength, and the widespread self-control within society, we ought to bring that BACK.

If you want to call me a socialist momentum shill because I don't want to literally go back to the policies of the 1800s, fine.

>>134076115
>>134076132
Instead of ranting in Daily Mail-esque Headline speak, they could try and help, or be somewhat constructive about it.
Where is the sense of community? That is probably the reason many of them are on benefits anyway.
Why should they give a fuck? No one else does, do they?

Furthermore, many of them don't know any different. It's easy for people to point fingers, and mock, etc, but many of them are unironically unemployable. Bad parents, bad schooling, what the fuck would you do if you didn't have the life you had and the privileges it provided? Many of them are born stupid, or disadvantaged in an irrecoverable way... so what can be done then? Laugh at them some more? Pity them some more? I doubt they give a fuck about your worthless pity. Men who pity others are too stupid to understand their own reasoning

>Inb4 muh privilege

A certain percent of the population are the underclass, and no one helps them, all they do is shit on them, and their entire existence... mainly because they're poor and stupid, or just poor and lost.

I don't blame those on benefits one bit

No man who isn't insane would choose that life if they knew any different, they would have to be mentally ill, and/or damaged beyond comprehension of you or I.
Get off your high horse, you silly cunt

>>134076579
>all immigration is bad
Actually educated people at the top of their fields should always be welcome

Been at work since 06:40. Here until 19:00.

I just want to go cycling.

This job has made me gain a bit of a gut. Not anything serious but to go from slender cunt to noticing something when stretching to my toes. Not a happy bunny

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I'm much more attractive than her so I don't really care that much. No reply yet but she hasn't unmatched me yet.

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'Conservatives' have conserved fuck-all.
'Libertarianism' is something you grow out of when you become an adult.

Time to drop the labels.

>>134076808
What's your job?

>>134076810
you sound like quite the degenerate lad

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>>134076810
Ask her if she's read the Abolition of Britain

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>>134076525
>nobody knows why

>>134076810
>Attempting to be dominating and confident by saying you want to perform a submissive act
Are you stupid or what?

You can't mix the two, it's either one of the other

>>134076780
I think you should pay more attention because I've been defending them. I don't have to personally like them to defend them.

I by and large don't blame them. People abusing the welfare system is an inevitability, increasingly so as a sense of community and nationhood is eroded and society embraces the idea that one should "do whatever makes them happy".

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>Both bowed their heads as they were shown inside the room today, which was used to burn the bodies of thousands of victims and Prince William - who was visibly moved - was overheard apologising to the museum director for asking 'so many questions' as they exited they crematorium.

>was overheard apologising to the museum director for asking 'so many questions'

>asking 'so many questions'

KEK HAHA


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4706244/Kate-William-Gdansk-day-two-Polish-tour.html

>>134076808
Wagecucks, when will they learn?

>>134076952
Have you had any success since then?

>>134077115
>Submissive act
>The girl is passive
You ponce

>>134076805
>actually
No. They should only be welcome in circumstances of extreme necessity, not "always".

>>134077115
Nice armchair psychology their, how do you know she doesn't like being eaten out and men being forward?

That's right you can't, but i can say something about you. You are clearly bad with women if you think they are all alike.

>>134077115
>He hasn't eaten a girl out

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>>134076808
It's a nice day as well

>Where can I cum? A. You can cum in the condom, you are not allowed to cum on my body, feet, face or mouth!!! Thank you for understanding!

Cum in the ass it is then.

>>134076805
desu this but there should be conditions
>deported for any crime apart from very minor ones like speeding, piracy and weed
>keep birthrates below 2

>>134077304
It doesn't matter if she likes it, he's still correct that it's a submissive act.

>>134077273
Field leaders groundbreakers and should always be welcome. I'm not talking about a half decent doctor, or some engineer.

I'm talking pioneers.

>>134077243
Licking a chicks pisshole is definitely submissive, mate.
Even a blowjob is submissive unless you're literally standing up or face fucking her laying down.

>>134077304
Whatever mate
>how do you know she doesn't like being eaten out
That's not the point moron
>You are clearly bad with women
Ok

>>134077339
I have many times, each time I felt like a part of my dignity was lost forever
Eating pussy is for the birds

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It's been so long since a happening lads...

>>134076258
>he thinks nationalists vote SNP
Marxists vote SNP. Nationalists voted tory to leave EU

>>134077403
I won't have sex with women who get me to wear a condom. Usually they give in and let me go bareback.

>>134077509
Statistical irrelevance then, and not really the equivalent of the fat yank buying the only 4 bedroom semi on cardiffanons ex-council estate.

>>134077734
Is there much difference?

>>134077469
Flawed psychology, submissive acts can be committed in a dominating way. You've never aggresively eaten out a girl, lifted her up by her legs and pinned her pussy to your mouth.

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>>134076915
Ever watch the IT crowd? I do half that and half keeping networks running, reacting to alarms and failure etc etc
48 hour weeks. 4 days on 4 days off. The job requires 24/7 surveillance. I do 12 hours, go home as a buddy comes in to do the next 12 hours. Repeat.
>>134077214
Salaried job. Pays well for what I do and night shifts are quiet so I just watch films, play vidya and react to whatever happens

The money I save is going towards training and licensing to become a commercial pilot.
>>134077363
I want to be at my local

>>134077772
There aren't words to even describe the difference

>>134074889
You'd have to go full lolbertarian to implement this or you'd have a billion nigs moving like a locust swarm from country to country to bleed the welfare dry.

>>134077772
One's worthwhile.

>>134077772
It's better without a condom.

Have you seriously never had non-condom sex?

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>>134075765
Yeah they do. Wasn't the best thing I saw there, though, that had to be the family of Yanks posing for a jolly photo in front of a wall where they apparently shot political prisoners.

>>134077565
Pathetic.

I noticed that the Muslim Nadyia Hussain who did bake off has a show now. The thumbnail on bbc this morning had her holding up 1 finger like ISIS do. Bbc seems to have changed it in a hurry

>>134077887
>Have you seriously never had non-condom sex?
He's never had condom sex either. Remember where you are.

>>134077806
>forcing your wife to cuck is a dominant act

>>134077887
I've literally never even kissed a woman. Ever. I'm 24 and so close to just hiring a prostitute.

>>134077565
>Licking a chicks pisshole is definitely submissive, mate.
What a well argued point, I r8 8/8.

british scum
we invented the very fabric of the internet you type your puke on

>>134077837
If you have space maybe consider doing some light exercise at work? Planks, situps, bodyweight squats.

>>134077956
That the one where you she goes around major cities eating immigrant food so she can claim there's no such thing as British cuisine? Good that.

>>134076509
Interesting. What sort of opportunities are there career wise?

>>134077837
Where abouts in the country are you from m8?

>>134078012
You never replied when I said I'd pay for one if you filmed it. Need to get one for Steerkike as well.

>>134077734
What about STDs?
Are you a collector or something?
>Gotta catch 'em all!

>>134078208
A bit difficult to get the money to me while being anonymous though. I would legit film it so long as my face was blurred.

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>>134075701

>>134077772
Even girls like it more

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>>134078271

>>134077990
If you're forcing her of course it is you're dominating her. Power dynamics overshadow acts.

>>134077734
You must be riddled with diseases. Have you at least gone down the GUM cllinic and done a check-up?

>>134078271
>A bit difficult to get the money to me while being anonymous though
...
>What is BTC

Also, how can you be a virgin at 24? Are you ugly?

>>134078271
film what all of 10 seconds?

>>134078012
Why don't you just fucking lose some weight, get a nice haircut, buy a shirt and some jeans, and go out and meet some fucking women?

IT'S NOT BLOODY HARD IF YOU DON'T SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY HERE

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>>134078271
>being anonymous
I'll put £50 in a brown paper bag and hide it somewhere in the town you live. Or we just one of those crowd funding things.

>>134078135
I do press ups while waiting for my food to cook and use my 1 hour break to walk around outside. 1am walks are great.

I'll remember to do planks though. Cheers
>>134078206
Down on the southern coast. Where it's currently hotter than the devils starfish

>>134078353
>it's fine if your wife fucks other men so long as she doesn't enjoy it

>>134077806
>Flawed psychology, submissive acts can be committed in a dominating wa..
WRONG
This is what they want you to believe though

>Yes dear take that strap on ooo you're so dominating babe
You have to be delusional

>>134078254
If the girl wants you to wear a condom it shows she's likely clean.

I've caught an STD before off a girl who didn't ask me to wear one, but that's a rarity.

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>>134078337
OCD and no social skills. Have you only just started coming on here?

>>134078401
Yeah bitcoin is an option I guess. I'm not ugly I think, generally speaking the women I match with are alright.

>>134078437
Could always use viagra.

>>134078457
I'm not overweight, I dress well and look after my self, I just wouldn't know where to begin down the conventional route.

>>134078383
I'm not. I've had an STD before, but provided you avoid outright slags and chavs, you should be alright.

>>134078607
viagra =/= last longer

>>134078401
To be fair I haven't fucked a girl in years but that's because of my lifestyle choices (tend to stay in a lot more, not around horny teenagers most of the day at school).

>>134078254
Not him but the odds of catching stds are extremely low. That said best practice is to use a condom.

If i recall properly the guardian article on a peer reviewed study i read about 8years ago said that the chances of catching HIV through unprotected vaginal sex was about 0.04% per act. Unprotected anal sex it rose to 0.08% i think.

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>>134078648
>avoid outright slags and chavs
>let you go bareback
Pick one.

>>134076805
Civic as all fuck lad

>Fuck helping our race get to better positions in society
>just import people from other races who have fake qualifications who can soak up those lab and think tank jobs ;^)

>>134078718
>not around horny teenagers most of the day at school
Did you quit your teaching job then?

as long as you know the girl hasnt been sleeping around with other guys with stds, if you go bareback your chances of even getting one is slim.

bareback > condom 10000%.

>>134078607
So why haven't you already then? It's not difficult

>>134078718
Yeah but that's fine. It's different if you're actively trying to and failing

>>134078555
>asks you to wear a condom
>immediately gives in when you refuse
Probably clean yeah, sure that's never happened before.

>>134078607
Well, you'd go to a bar and meet a girl.

Or, you'd meet one at work.

Or, you'd meet one at the hairdressers, supermarket, bookshop, library, restaurant, or whatever. Also, Ice Rinks are full of attractive (single) women for whatever reason.

If you're frightened of doing it in your own town or city (understandable), go on a journey to another city and practice on women there.

If you're at Uni, it's incredibly easy.

>>134078766
No, I graduated

>>134078789
What's with all the extra 0's? Is there more than 100%?

>>134078490
You are a retard who doesn't have a grasp on the english language.

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>>134078841
>Or, you'd meet one at work
That ones not happening for a start! Are you lot all new here or do you genuinely not know all about Rightly?

>>134078721
Nah, they usually say they "trust" me, so let me do it.

You've just got to push the right buttons, because for many of these girls a charming guy won't have diseases. I'm serious, once I've got a girl to the bedroom I'll usually be able to charm my way into her cavern without a rubber.

>>134078958
I know he's a NEET, but I'm basically saying he should get a job.

I apologise for shitting up the thread.

>>134078915
>attempts to use linguistics to hide the fact he's a submissive cuck
Pathetic lad. How many times has it been now that she's not returned the favour?

Anyone else have the problem of not being able to cum the first time you fuck a girl? Like every single first time no matter how hard you pump you just can't cum (obviously you jerk it when she leaves).

Second time and so on you can cum just fine though.

Probably just me being nervous.

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>>134078973
This is all a bit depressing desu. No wonder STD's and abortions are rampant.

>>134078720
Wo many faggots and one night stand that happen no way its that low.

>>134078841
reddit spacing

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>>134079074
Don't hold your breath.

>>134077115
You're a retard.

>force gf onto bed
>hold her down with one arm while lowering her underwear with the other
>hold her arms to her sides as i kiss and lick her juicy thighs
>she's "begging" for me to stop
>eat her out and lick her clit till she's on the verge of orgasm and trying to grind against my face
>keep her on edge for ages
>suddenly stop, pull her clothes back up, tell her to get ready or we'll be late
>spends entire day incredibly horny and wired and basically begging to orgasm

How is that not dominant?

>>134078907
If you rate something 1 out of 10 but something else 7 out of 10 that's a 600% increase.

>>134079096
Better this than those sad twats with the tiny penises a few threads ago.

>>134078973
>I'll usually be able to charm my way into her cavern without a rubber
This

Women are stupid.

>>134078915
He's right though. You're a retard.
Let me explain it for you:

Eating pussy - Submissive
Receiving a blowjob - Submissive
Fucking with her on top - Submissive
Fucking her face - Dominant
Fucking her - Dominant

One must always be the giver, not the receiver. That is just how it is. Many will be shocked to hear that receiving a blowjob is submissive, but it is. Think about it, you're literally laying/sat back letting her perform a sexual act on you! She is in control there! ... Unless you're standing upright and/or fucking her mouth

>>134073947
Hey I'm visiting you in August looking forward to fucking American sluts

>>134079201
>eat her out
You're pathetic

>>134079195
Do we know whereabouts in the country he is? I know a place like that.

>>134079104
I'd never do cuckholding as its disgusting but if you're FORCING your wife to do it how are you not dominating her? That was your quote you fucking retard, i hope your mother dies of syphillis.

Stop being a cuck

>>134079115
That is definitely nerves
You have to loosen up, more foreplay until you're somewhat comfortable

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What's everyone having for dinner?
Macaroni and cheese for me.

>>134079380
No but he talks a bit Northern or at least Midlands. He fascinates me.

>>134079380
Obviously don't know the place, but where do you think it is?

>>134079540
*don't name

>>134079399
Calm down and lube your arse, your better will be home any moment now.

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>>134075765

>>134079380
Derby area

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>>134079599

>I was in the Tory party for a long time, as people know. I know a whole crop of these new Tory MPs. I know them like people in this room. Gove, Goodman, all these people. I knew them. And you should hear what they said in private as against what they’re prepared to say in public. Gove said to me, Gove was an editor on The Times before he became an MP, he’s not a totally unimportant person, “Well, it’s a disaster what’s happened in this country, isn’t it? But we can’t say so, and we can’t do anything.” And I said, “Well, why can’t we say so, Michael?” He’s Scottish from Edinburgh. “And why can’t we do anything?” He said, “It’s un-British to do anything.” I said, “It’s un-British to do anything?” He said, “Oh yes, it will cause trouble. It will lead to conflict!” I said, “This country was based on conflict and conquered a quarter of the world.” He said, “Ah, but it’s incorrect to say so.” This bloke’s a Tory MP!

https://www.counter-currents.com/2015/11/bowden-on-islam-the-manchester-speech/

Read this.

>>134079201
See>>134079305
Eating pussy can never be dominant... even if you're a fucking rockstar stud with a 15 inch shaft

>>134079540
Bristol way, so I guess not.
>>134079516

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>>134076810
You are the problem

>>134078588
>blanking out the name and face
>boring
>being a bender

Tinder Pirate anon is superior to you in every way.

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Am I a complete faggot for wanting to grow my hair out to shoulder length ?

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>>134079751
Absolute state of that filename.

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>>134079805
Keep up love. Its Rightly's infamous Tinder posting. I can tell you've only just started coming on here though so I forgive you.

>>134079577
Lol, some never learn lad

He might understand one day eeh

>>134079836
That's not even long. Go for it.

>>134079710
Thank you.


To be absolutely clear I am not advocating violence in any way, but It always amuses me that in a place like London you will see protests full of people proclaiming that violence doesn't solve anything and holding peace signs, while standing somewhere like Trafalgar Square, beneath a statue of Admiral Nelson.

A challenge for Are Rightly: Go to a bar this Friday night and record the audio of any interactions with females that take place. Post results.

>>134079613
Kek

>>134080091
>Admiral Nelson
Ah the one handled adulterer.

>>134079836
No, why would you be?
The fact that you asked and obviously care about others opinions means you probably are though

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>>134080130
Fucking this.

>>134080137
don't laugh at rightly, she's been through a lot

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>>134079695
Did you really get bummed lad?

>>134079836
Depends? Yoked?

If not, then yes

>>134078841
This guy is right. It is very easy to meet them. The harder part is getting anywhere.

It's pretty much dead on a year today since my ex left me. We're together from 15-22 for me and 14-20 for her.

Mates keep telling me to get looking but to be honest, other than missing a few things, I just can't be fucked with it.

That said there's a super cute girl (2 in fact) that work in the Holland & Barrett down the road from work. Working up the balls to ask. Might get day tipsy and use that for confidence. Worst outcome is a hilarious story

>>134079155
http://www.catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv

Cited the article i read figures are revised to be between 0.06% to 1.4% for anal sex.

It should be noted that the 1.4% only takes into account anal sex with a person who is infected with HIV, not the chance you'll get HIV from having anal sex at all.

>>134080221
No.

>>134080059
I want to go longer even, but that style would be a good start.

>>134080202
I'm just looking for encouragement lad. My problem is I've got very thick hair, so when I grow it at all, I start looking like a 16 year old Beatles impersonator pretty quickly.

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>>134080091
Listen, Rightly, trust me on this.

If you're too frightened to pick up women in your locality, travel to a different city and give it a go there. Buy a hotel room for the night. Just do it.

You won't regret it.

>>134080226
What does yoked mean mister yank?

>walk past two girls
>after I pass them one of them says something like "ew"
>the other one laughs
is there one good reason why I shouldn't just kill myself?

>>134079305
So eating pussy is always submissive is it? What it you're the girl doesn't want it? How is that not dominant?

You need to learn that power dynamics are at play and an act is not abstract,

>>134080232
Just do it.

>>134080307
Who cares

>>134080389
>he doesn't lock eyes with girls on the regular
Yes somethings wrong with you.

>Church collapses on my road, knocking out the Cardiff to Paddington line

Not the best omen

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>>134080389
Sometimes life is a mystery anon...I believe truth itself is a mystery...drawing all of us into it's light...I see you in the light...happy in knowing the truth of your life.

>>134080427
You believe whatever you want, mate. It never is, and never will be, no matter the circumstance

>>134080368
Yoked means built, stacked, ripped, buff...

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>>134080389
I think you're paranoid lad, provided you don't look like this.

>>134080494
I'm not even interested in them, though that is besides the point.

>>134080553
"The owls are not what they seem."

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>cunts on here still arguing about cunilingus

>>134080427
>OI GIRLIE IM GONNA EAT UR SHIT LADY
>>no please
>TOUGH LUCK

>>134080604
I know what I heard. Just one thing after the other. What is the point anymore.

>>134080598
I am pretty ripped

>>134080130
>>134080213

Do you accept this challenge, Rightly So? You might end up using your bagpipe on one of them. Who knows?

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When is he going?

>>134080745
R U Fat?

R U Smelly?

R U Well Kept?

>>134080464
Could do I guess. Being back in the city reminds me how many cute girls there are. Where I live everyone is either 14 or 74 or dead.

Just no idea how. I haven't had to ask someone out sober since I was 15. well I have once but she basically asked me to
>>134080494
This is genuinely a good thing to do. It's a confidence boost.

>>134080585
You are demonstratably wrong, good luck with your limited world view and inability to accept rational arguments.

>>134080825
b-but he didn't win

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Afternoon lads.

What have you saddos been up to today?

I went bowling with my family after getting something to eat.

>>134080844
No no and yes.

>>134079836
Do whatever you want as long as you can still get laid doing it

>>134080936
What was your score?

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>>134080857
But I'm really not though mate. Do actual research if you want.
Test it out yourself, whatever.

Justify your submissiveness in any way you like, lad. That's what they all do now anyway isn't it?

>Babe, get the small one and use a lot of lube, my arsehole is tight
t. You

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>>134080389
This happens to me loads lad dont worry about it, but then again im a paranoid schizophrenic with crippling social anxiety

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>>134080825
W-what is this logic

He's not PM... so he didn't become win the election? In fact he managed to drag the Tories to the right, try as they might to be complete globalist lefties.

>>134080804
To be honest it sounds tempting but I'm bad at normal conversation let alone picking up women.

>>134080895
>>134081261

It's fake

>>134081087

67 I think.

We were just playing for fun today. When I'm really trying my average is about 90-100.

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>>134081323
>I'm bad at normal conversation
I think that's the point.

>>134081114
Yet you are, i've provided situations in which the act is dominant and yet you cannot refute them and are adamant you are right. When i've proven you wrong you should just admit it.

Not only that but you have to resort to ad hominems, pathetic really. If your post is an insight into your life i expect you to be a fat aspergers social recluse.

>>134080215
Fuck trip fags desu

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>>134081363
>The sheer level of projection in this post
Jesus Christ hahah

I can tell just what kind of person you are by this post alone, unbelievable

>>134081418
why would you want to have sex with rightly?

>>134080585
You still haven't argued your point, top kek.
Just is!

>>134080936
Bowling Alley food?
I really hope not. That stuff is pure arse.
>>134081323
Unless you're successful and they find the mic. That said just get a cheap lav mic, ideally a cardiod as omni in a bar will go mental. Then again an omni would record her fearful voice a little better. Cheap interface for your phone will do

>>134081512
Samefag

>>134081353
Why is bowling so expensive though? They never replace the balls, the pins are never replaced. They have about 2 or 3 staff on at any one time yet they charge almost £20 for 3 frames.

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>>134081541
>That said just get a cheap lav mic, ideally a cardiod as omni in a bar will go mental. Then again an omni would record her fearful voice a little better
Someone translate.

>>134081504
I dont depends on what she looks like, why have a name on 4chan being anonymous is the whole fun of /pol/

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>>134081687
>depends on what she looks like
>she

>>134080825
That's brilliant. Point remains though that he should leave, Indy is the lefty Bible nowadays so they've no doubt all seen it.

>>134081747
Is rightly so a man? Trannys get out my board

>>134081662
Sorry mate. Lav mic. Lavalier microphone. Also known as a lapel mic. The ones that the news lady and news man use.

Cardiod is a directional microphone pattern, omni means omnidirectional as in every direction.

Cardiod will pick up mostly one direction with a little bleed and omnidirectional will pickup everything but it will sound cluttered.

I just want to hear a bad pickup attempt

>>134081624

Depends where you play I suppose.

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>>134081868
>being this new

Im 18 and only turned it in June and i can easily pick up the birds. I've had sex with five different woman and countless times. It's not hard lad you just need to be charming and put some effort in

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BIN

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>>134081957
Cheers. But what about just using the old fashioned voice memo while his phone is in his shirt pocket. Works a treat for me when recording stuff.

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>>134081999
Sure.

>>134081990
I dont follow brit pol user lifestyles. This is why trip fags should be banned no one cares who you are

>>134080936
I think I'm becoming schizophrenic
heard a voice while I was going to sleep the other day, spooked me

Praise kek!

>>134082364
Was me, don't worry.

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>>134082344
>not following the goldmine that is Rightly's sex life (or lack of I should say)

>>134081541

No fucking way. The food they serve is atrocious.

We had something to eat at a nearby cafe.

>>134082168
>hes become so isolated from society that having sex with women is absurd from his reality

Its not hard to fuck a woman if you dress nice and dont talk like an autist

>>134081323
Mate, you call in to a national radio station, with all of us listening, and just casually have conversations with Nigel Farage. You'll be absolutely fine. You've nothing to lose except your virginity. Do it.

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>>134082422
Absolute state.

>>134081999
emergency get for an emerging git

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>>134082476
Look at the other posts of the ID who wrote it you silly sausage.

>>134082446
get out of my house

>>134082097
Sure you could do that. Just would provide worse results in a loud bar.

I did my BSc degree in audio technology. A buddy and I went out with some of our newer microphones to the graduation day a few days after ours. One foreign woman grabbed us and said "Hey you. BBC. Interview my son". Another time that day we were able to pick out a man talking on his mobile on his 6th floor balcony on the other side of the train tracks. Not bad. If rightly so is nearish me and I'm not working then maybe I'll dig it out.
>>134082462
Good. My school took the fat kids bowling as a form of "alternative PE". Fuckers would just eat there.

>>134082422
> DOUBLES
KEK IS WITH US

>>134073037
Joyce confirmed vorticist.

>>134082476
>implying he's questioning the entire concept of sex with women and not that particular anon obviously bullshitting

>>134081957
>Not recording failed pickup attempts in X/Y stereo

Plebs fuck off

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>>134082681
Thank you.

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>>134082476
the 6 gorillion dollar man

Lads is there any particular reason why the pound would go up or down over the next couple of weeks? I'm going over to London for a while and I don't know if I should get pounds now or later

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>>134082878
His poetry isn't that popular anymore.

>>134073037
is that Forsen

>>134082726
Idiot.

Obviously X/Y would be ideal. However it's pretty fucking conspicuous to have a stereo mic setup between a greasy loser and his victim in an attempted "secret recording" of him chatting her up.

X/Y is good and all but not for what Igor over there needs.

But how does one dress nice when his entire wardrobe consists of Asda clothes?>>134082476

>>134082878
Dump all your euros before the EU collapses tbqh

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>>134082816
>People moaning that physical examinations are physical
Why are they like this?

Have you seen the trousered gentlemen

Ohh I say

Trousered slacks

Leggy cloth shrouds