This is genuinely the British police force's strategy.

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>>134068902
>Operation Sceptre

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>>134069191

Brits is this done kind of an inside joke for British people on social media? Do people actually think a butter knife is a deadly weapon that they could get arrested for?

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>>134069191
>>134069560

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>>134069560

I honestly have dozens of knives and most of them haven't killed or injured anyone.

>>134070345

It's serious.

People genuinely think that this will stop knife crime, despite murder already being illegal and niggers not giving a fuck about that.

>>134072579
I just cannot find it within myself to believe that... please tell me your joking.. please

>>134072579
I call bullshit

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>>134068902
WE MUST BAN ASSAULT ACID FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR CHILDREN

Or y'know, you could just get rid of all the shitskins.

>>134073035
>>134072962

Consecutive UK governments have spent the last ~100 years that any kind of weapon is bad and self-defence is irresponsible.

Why are you surprised they'd respond any differently?

>>134073035
It's real.

There was a report by doctors a couple of years back that called for the banning of all metal knives, even kitchen knives.

Actually not joking.

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>>134073035
>>134072962

Anytime I think about migration to the homeland, I remember posts like this and I am thankful we only have Trudeau.

God it's awkward saying that.

It puts the mudslime in the bin or it gets the pork again.

Put the rapefugee in the fucking bin!

>>134068902
You guys should wrap turds in news paper and drop them in the bin so when they check they get a stinky surprise

How do britbongistanians cut their meat?

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>>134068902
Bin that knife will never stop being funny. What are they going to do once there's only plastic knives left in the country, and murders are still going up? After banning how many items are they going to realize the problem is niggers and muzzies?

Even in this time of absolute madness and hysteric bizarre thinking, I can't believe this. I remember often joking about the UK taking away knives next. It was a JOKE, please I want to wake up now

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>>134073808
We use bread and other food slicers. A Police Community Officer has to come down when you buy one to make sure the blade cannot be removed and the slicer is secured to the counter and cannot be removed by burglars or loonies

>>134073456
qt grill wouldn't mind bin my knife with her

Civilization isn't possible without the knife. The knife is such a basic tool that is intrinsic to civilization.

>>134074063
That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard
I'm gonna outside and shoot my guns into the air and laugh about how sad you pathetic pot bellied micropenis faglords are>>134074162

>>134073699

Good idea.

I might freeze some big smelly jobbies so they go in easy and then melt into a fudgy mess.

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>>134068902

>>134073456
That girls mind: get your greasy hand off of me

>>134074063
Has this nonsense been accepted the general public or is this another forced ideology by the (((government)))?

>>134073456
Is the nigger trying to steal the knife she's trying to bin?

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>>134068902
god the uk is pathetic

>>134070345
There is a theory that you need to produce some sort of ID to buy a knife but I've never been asked. Mind you I'm white so why would I be?

>>134074063
LIES AND SLANDER

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>knifemaker goes out of business because everyone is binning his knives
>snaps, starts making more knives then ever before
>he dresses up and dances around town with a sack full of knives that he just starts tossing all over the place
>police are powerless to stop him
>this becomes an annual occurrence
>a weird sort of christmas/halloween type holiday emerges, where children rush out to collect the knives and ̶r̶u̶n̶ calmly walk to deposit them in nearby bins
>meanwhile refugees are still stabbing people

>>134074607
They'll only ID you if you look underage though.

>>134073661

Worst you have to look forward to is shitting in the streets and hit and hit and run :/

>>134074554
It's not actually true lol

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>>134068902

>>134068902
>wrap weapon of choice in thin layer of newspaper
>if caught by the po po, claim to be on your way to binning that knife
>get off Scot free in court

>>134074823
Stop lying, i had to reschedule the community officer when i was called into work on short notice. Until he signs off on my slicer i'm stuck unable to slice things.

Anyone has the pasta of the british man trying to butter a toast?

>>134074607
My girlfriend looks a lot younger than she is and she got ID'd trying to buy me some stanley knife blades.

>>134072579
Don't be wacky
bin that Paki.

>>134074956
Will only work if you're walking towards a police station though.

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>>134068902
>search "weapons sweep" on twitter
>it's all bong cops with the occasional Jew
nuke London desu

>>134074981
Sounds awful lad, gonna take it to the local paper?

You could tell them the blades come loose, they'll be there on the double. Don't lay it on too thick though, wouldn't want a taser squadron turning up

>>134075039
I know about that, my gf is 26 but got id'd going into a 15 film.

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>>134074262
>>134074554
He's joking to mock you. Americans aren't very bright are they. ;)

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>>134068902
>relies on the honor system
>expecting shitskins to turn them in
Wew.. almost as if the brits doesn't understand it's 2017.

>criminal or crazy uses gun to kill
>"we must ban guns"
>cuckistan bans guns
>murder rates drop temporarily, then return to normal
>criminal or crazy uses knife to murder
>"bin those knives"
>murder rates potentially drop temporarily, but return to normal
>criminal or crazy uses a stick to kill
>"we must ban all blunt weapon-like objects"
>pipes and wood planks banned
>murder rates potentially drop temporarily then return to normal
>criminal or crazy uses fists to kill
>we must... ban... hands?

>>134068902
>Buckinghamshire

>>134074063
POPPYCOCKS

>>134074063
is that real?
>>134068902
I don't understand this concept at all, how hard could it be to sharpen a random piece of metal and use it as a weapon? FFS any fucking con at a prison can get their hands on a deadly weapon, how is banning (and binning) common knives supposed to help?

>>134075094
They don't just randomly take saws off people, I hope you realise that. These weapons are probably taken from the locations of drug dealers. That's usually the reason for raiding places for weapons.

>>134068902
Nice, free knives

>>134074585
hahaha
wtf?

It's only going to get worse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40640810

Tories want to stop home delivery of knives, have to collect at a shop and show ID

>>134074425

dear god, the UK is more gone than I thought

>>134075358
Doesnt even have to be very sharp, a person just has to jab it in the right place. Plastic spoons are made into shivs in prison and on shot to the carotid is likely to kill

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>>134068902
Beating around the bush instead of trimming it, The strategy.
If every single non british non european immigrant was kicked out of britain, their problems would literally vanish.
Only reason that doesn't happen is that it's not nice.
So ban knives whilst looking away whilst british women are getting raped. Top notch strategy.

>>134075391
Says there they found it in a bush.

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>>134068902
Your nation's laws are so fucking pathetic from a US perspective.

Your police and government treat you like literally shaking 8 year olds. When did this start? Who started it? Just sad to see.

pic related, bought it last month. Can't imagine the state saying I couldn't.

>>134068902
>steal bin
>become fucking DIO

>>134068902
Am i the only one who finds this seriously adorable?

>>134068902
How do they define a kife in the UK? How long is "illegal"?

>>134071630
MOST of them?

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>>134073328
Not really true. At the start of the 20th century and right up until the eve of WW2, our gun laws made Texas look effeminate in comparison.

>>134075556
Its adorable how naive they are to a point. But its heartwrenching to think adults could be so utterly retarded without a diagnosed mental disorder or impairment

>>134068902

>tfw I can walk into a Walmart and buy a gun in a matter of minutes
>tfw grenade launchers are legal too
>tfw I can happily carry my gun around with me, and due to the knowledge that others do too, crime pretty much never happens

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You had a chance, once upon a time...

>>134075513
maggie thatcher
we was allowed pistols til the late 90s mate

>>134075513

Tell us about your healthcare, demographics and lack of freedom.

>>134074425
>but why a spoon
IT'S DULL, YOU TWIT! IT'LL HURT MORE!

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>>134068902
Why the fuck are the British so timid?
>I say old chap you better bin that knife before you go on a serial murder rampage.

>>134075647
Can I come to america please?

>>134068902
Christ next they'll be coming for my tool kit

>OWRIGHT MAYTE WOTS THIS?? A SCREWDRIVA?? YOU AINT PLANNIN ON NO ATTACK ON A ASIAN MALE IZ YA??

Fuck this country. Hope another rotheram happens. They all fucking deserve it.

>>134068902

Yes the Britlets are pussys, in other news water is wet

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>>134069191
.... Jesus. So this is what a domesticated population looks like.

>>134075710

Only if you're not a jihadi. You also need to become an American citizen to get a gun.

>>134075767
ill kill ur mum with a hammer bruv

>>134074063
A serrated blade that is fixed to a single point on one side? That doesn't even make sense. Do you move the bread back and forward while you slice?

>>134075518
>Implying that bin will contain Za Warudo or a road roller.

don't be a dick

bin that shiv

>>134075662
Thatcher wasn't in power in the late 90s mate

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>>134075556
>Am i the only one who finds this seriously adorable?
No you're not.
The bin is like a mini dr. who ship, red cause danger of blood and stuff cause knifes, it will collect the knifes in the bin and fly them to a far off place and dispose them gently out of reach of anyone who might accidently decide to not use knives for their intended purpose, so plastic it is then. carefully bundled in newspapers with tape around them and all, it's the polite thing to do.

What a polite little bin, so proper.

>>134074063
dry Bong humor

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UK has no freedom

>>134075844
Yeah thats if you can get a hammer off the black market

>>134075854
Yep, they have about an inch of movement in them

>>134075662
That's a shame, sorry to hear it :(

>>134074063
This isn't real, dont listen to this bullshitbong

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>>134074425
Reminder there is a confirmed kill with a plastic spoon.

>>134075647
What state are you? I can buy a long gun at a sporting goods store and plenty of ammo but haven't seen any at a Wal-Mart. At least I haven't seen any near me.

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>>134074823
>>134075225
No, you bongs are just so fucking cucked that it is believable.

>>134074585

UK police are complete shit

>>134075513
I could buy that knife off amazon uk right now if i wanted.

>>134075556
Especially the part about wrapping it up before putting it in the bin

>>134075675
Demographics are fucked, I know. Lots of rural/suburban areas are still extremely white at least....

And I work in health insurance. I assure you it is fucked beyond belief, much more so than most people (especially foreigners) realize.

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the new british police dogs look weird

do you think they have autism or something?

>>134071630
Same here. Only one of my knives may have killed someone. I found it in a pool of blood, so i don't know.

>>134075225
I can't blame them for believing it.

>>134076079
UK police: Stop or i'll shout stop again! If you don't stop after that then i'll read the rulebook out loud!

Canny wait to move to the states. Gonna buy a massive fuck off gun and shoot a union jack

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>>134075225
Where can you bin trucks of peace?

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>>134074425

I'm getting out of this country. Call me a traitor but I'm not going to raise kids in a place where I can't defend myself and where political correctness is shoved down your throat.

>>134076150
>And I work in health insurance. I assure you it is fucked beyond belief, much more so than most people (especially foreigners) realize.

push for more detail

>>134075291

The 1920 firearms act wasn't because of firearms related deaths, it was a direct response to the perceived threat of armed riots and protests by bolsheviks.

The UK is absolutely useless when it comes to dealing with weapons. They shit the bed at every turn and just go on banning sprees. E.g. ban the sales of extremely expensive curved katana because they pose a threat and over night once more destroyed businesses and enthusiasts under the assumption some thug would spend £800 on one.

>>134076347
You aren't a traitor. Your country is betraying you.

>tfw getting background checked for my knife license
>tfw policeman is coming to look through computer

>>134076357
>The 1920 firearms act wasn't because of firearms related deaths, it was a direct response to the perceived threat of armed riots and protests by bolsheviks.
The sad irony.

>>134075291
Ban assault hands

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>>134075094
>a golf club

For Krishna's sake, srsly faggots?
Soon they'll be dismantling homes because bricks and stones can be used to kill and maim!!

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>>134074585
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UK IS DOOMED YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE BONGS

>>134076477
>tfw applying for water bottle license
YOO AINT PLANNIN ON DROWNIN AN ASIAN FELLA AR YA?

Love it whenever a nigger kills a policewoman or man

>>134076347
>>134076475
Then you stay and change your country

>>134076347
Why do you need a combat weapon you autist? What do you plan on doing, shooting people? There is no reason to own such dick-compensating weapons in such a beautiful country

>>134076502

It's exactly the situation that America's 2A protects against

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>>134076347
Don't British people understand how to make a simple shiv? It's not even a brag to say you could lock me in an empty room and I'll still find a way to stab you. Our niggers are shiv-crafting experts, if they can do it then anyone can. Shit, a broken CD jewel case and a rag is enough to kill someone for fuck's sake.

>>134074063
Fucking top quality post

>>134071630
>most of them haven't killed
>most

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>>134075291
This is a good observation and also highlights a problem in identifying the causes of crime to begin with. It's highly probable that any decreases in crime is simply due to higher police activity during that time leading to criminals keeping a low profile during the crackdown.

The real issue that politicians will never tackle is that all crime can be more easily predicted by race than socioeconomic class or legal availability of firearms.

>>134076347
No I have the exact same sentiment.

>>134076477
>It's okay though because encrypted hard drive
>Having an encrypted hard drive is evidence enough you have something to hide
>Go to prison

>>134076590
What a useless piece of psychobabble bullshit advice

>>134074425
Britbongs are beyond cucked

>>134074425
are TV licenses a huge meme,right?

>>134075391
Yeah, but why are the cops poking around in the bushes and behind sheds? And if they know who the bad guys are well enough to know where their weapons are, why not move straight to racial profiling or sending back the browns?

>>134076475
I'm gonna try and move to your country. I know you guys have your problems but it's no where near as bad as here. At least you guys have guns so you can rebel against a corrupt government. That will never happen here.

>>134076477
I got denied my licence for not having a facebook for them to check.

>>134069191

Oh this is fucking disgusting. Ya'll motherfuckers need a revolution, like now.

>>134076678
No. You literally have to fund the BBC to own a television.

>>134071630
I found one my knives wandering around in dazed and bloody next to the mutilated corpse of a cat. I can feel it staring at me when I'm not looking. Me and the guns agree that it may be time for it to go.

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>>134074585
tfw at 0:25

>>134076595

Get fucked you softcock bellend.

The right to defend oneself is absolute, and we should be allowed to do so by any means.

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>>134076595

>>134075675
>muh healthcare
You know you're a meme country when all you have going for you is shitty state run healthcare.

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>you can be arrested and jailed for saying things the government doesn't like
>you can be arrested and jailed for months for typing things the government doesn't like
>you can't own weapons to defend yourself only what is around you at the time of attack
>you can't refuse service, or refuse to hire who you want for whatever reason you choose
>we have a banned movie list
>you can be jailed for 12 weeks for uttering a word against foreigners, who can molest 12 year olds and be given police caution
>people are banned from visiting the UK for having different opinions
>you can be arrested and jailed for years for looking at images the government doesn't like
>you can be arrested and jailed in the government run rape-den called "prison" for years for taking substances the government doesn't like
>historical artifacts worth thousands are destroyed because they're considered illegal weapons
>all this is payed for by money the government takes from you with threat of violence
>literally everything is either taxed or unknown to the government
>mfw people think the UK is free

>>134070345
>Do people actually think a butter knife is a deadly weapon that they could get arrested for?
You could here, not even kidding.
Someone got arrested a few years ago for "brandishing an offensive weapon" after they waved a rolled up newspaper around.

>>134076590
You really think this country can be changed? It is beyond saving.

>>134070345
Common sense exists in small pockets on this isle and not necessarily in useful applications.

>>134075903
That's just dangerous, that's a fully auto clip on that machine gun at the back

>>134076623

You don't understand our weapons laws. ANYTHING can be an offensive weapon in UK law; if you aquire or otherwise create an object specifically to use as a weapon then it's illegal.

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>>134076899
FUCK OFF MOHAMMED WE'RE FULL

>>134068902
>have illegal object
>police want you to bring it to them, showing you have something illegal

>>134076740
that's totally disgraceful , m8
>tfw in the 1930 Britain was our senpai
>now its full of men ruled by women and turbochavs

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>>134068902
>>134069191
>>134069560

As a child, I used to romanticize England and Paris. Now it's incredibly sad to me. Those places are nothing like I imagined. No place for a white man, certainly no place for a white woman. I can't even laugh or make fun of you. Just learn from your mistakes.

America is no aryan paradise, but I think a good number of us are making strides in the rigth direction. I can't say the same about western europe.

>>134076678
>Be me
>Struggling to eat because living costs high, student and I'm on an unreliable 0 hour contract
>At least I still have my xbox to pass some time and my extortionately high rent luckily covers electricity
>Knock on the door
>Man who works for a bailiff company hired by the BBC quickly puts his foot through the door and demand he comes in
>I refuse
>Police show up and says now he's in his meme warrant grants him a look around
>See's I have a TV
>Gives £1000 fine when I couldn't even pay for the initial £147 license

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First they gave up their useless guns now they're giving up their useless butter knives.

How more pathetic can you get?

>>134073808
We don't, no circumcision.

As a burger that carries a gun every day in a society where everyone else has a gun this is so fucking bizarre to me.

>>134076760
No we shouldn't. In America they let anyone buy guns they have such a high number of firearm related deaths and there are even school shootings.

>>134075924
>an inch
see this is where your story falls apart
you should have used metric.

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>>134074063
You can't be sure when a britbong is baiting now

>>134076896
Sounds like something out of a monty python sketch

>>134068902
Wait, you guys cant even own knives anymore?

>>134069191

So this is what sheep look like.

>>134077174
No they got banned

UK's main issue is knife crime. So this is a good countermeasure to stop it. Perhaps if the US tried to something about their murder rate, it wouldn't be 4 times ours...

>>134077090

1/10

>>134077094
>2017
>not using metric inches

>>134077016
Picture reminds me about an article about Poland in Le Monde. In general author was sad because a) there's no EU law to force V4 to take refugees and b) even if there was, the sanctions would take 6 years to take place.

>>134077055
what do expect from people who talk funny and drive on the wrong side of the street

>>134077055

>useless guns

this jew is up to some trickery, trying to say that guns are useless. whats this fallacy or jew tactic called lads?

>>134077140
Here, have another

>A man was arrested and charged with possessing a sharp pencil near a mosque hours after the Westminster attack.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/homeless-man-arrested-carrying-sharp-10551684

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>>134076896
Devil's advocate: you can actually roll a newspaper up into a potent stabbing weapon, no lie. I'm assuming that citizen wasn't doing that though.

>>134076971
I keep re-reading your post but you're right, I don't understand your weapons law. Wouldn't this just outlaw all objects? Or is the idea to outlaw lethal intent? How is that provable before-the-act? What about your hands? You can strangle someone to death barehanded, are your hands illegal too?
I don't want this fate for you britbongs, you don't deserve this. How do you buy knives, incidentally? My local gas stations all have those handy little keychain knives at the register for like a buck, kids can buy them with the change in their pockets yet we have no mass-stabbing incidents.

>>134077224

No. The UK's main problem, like the US, is niggers in poverty killing each other.

>>134074585

AHAHAHAHA

That nigger would be taken down so fast in America.

>>134077174
You can own knives, but you can't walk around doing your day to day business, especially if your business is stabbing people for profit. Which is bullshit as I could have good defense, should I ever need a knife in a knife fight that's been forced upon me.

>>134077303
https://archive.is/nKyOq

>>134077201
What about kitchen knives?
do you need a cooking license too? ='D

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>>134077228
>anyone who thinks any idiot shouldn't be able to own assault weapons is baiting

>>134077303
people in house parties i kno have gotten off without charges 4 stabbing someone for self defense

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>>134074425

>>134076168
i think british police has autism

>>134077333
No, the Shlomos who are controlling theme

>>134069191>>134069560
These can't be real.

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>>134077250

Going to move to poland when I finish this house and sell it. My first gf and her family was from there and I've always like the place. Keeping it 97% white.

>>134077453
*Them
Stupid Autocorrect

>>134075225
When a handyman gets tazered for having a screwdriver in his pocket after just fixing a light fixture in the local pub, it's hardly an unreasonable scenario.

>>134077375
This makes me go full /x/ looking at it desu. Or think of that gay show about some doctor and bbc propaganda.

>>134075513
Stfu I have the same knife, kabar usmc.

http://www.blades.co.uk/store/KA-BAR-Brand.html

>>134077447
Don't insult autistic people. They aren't all bastards like cops.

>>134077315

It's all about intent and context.

If you're caught carrying a stanley knife on your way to work as an electrician and you also have other tools it's fine.

If you get caught just walking around with a baseball bat you're likely to get arrested, or at least it'll be cofiscated.

I teach martial arts and frequently carry around weapons in my kit bag.

>>134074425
wew this cuckery even exceeds ours

>>134074063
Ahahaha!!! Fuck me sideways lads. Is this shit for real?

>>134075291
Missed a step. Criminal or crazy uses rock to kill.
Rocks are banned, all rocks must be ground up to grain of sand size.
No trees left.
No plants left.
Nothing but sand.
NOW, they feel at home.

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>>134077473

>>134076694
If you're a decent person, white, and not some feminist or Muslim faggot, you're good with me. Immigration used to mean something, and used to be only for people who would improve the country.

>>134077050
Same here mate, I just shut them out

>>134077106
These guys look like they came straight from a reddit meeting.

>>134077591
Don't kid yourself Germany you're standing right next to us on the scale of cucked nations

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>>134077445

Perhaps Brits just instinctively knew they would cuck themselves one day.

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>>134070345

>inside joke

what crack are you smoking jamal the brits dont know comedy or joke outside of their mums breadbasket. full legit story back in 2010 i was in london and went to some fancy restaurant and the steak knife was fucking brilliant so i pocketed it after we finished up then we were walking down the street and i whip this bad boy out laughing about how i took it from the restaurant and the people i was with were in SHOCK and AWE i couldnt believe it i thought stealing was like some capital punishment tier stuff in england still where you get sent off to some cool rock island funny story the australian gold rush single handedly paid off all of englands debts which allowed england to endure WW1 and WW2 enngland used to OWE A LOT to france, spain and many other countries way back because the brits were always GOAT when it came to getting themselves in sticky situations but they always maange to sliver out like a slippery gypsie at the fresh fruit market trying to pebble you stolen groceries from the local supermarket but back to the main part these drongos were actually batshit scared about us getting arrested by the coppas from me carrying a steak knife and they all ditched me since they didnt want to get in trouble but i managed to get back home safely the kicker that gets me iswhats the big deal about knives? if i take a knife out of my cutlery drawer is it now a weapon? and im an armed criminal when im eating dinner? i hear even spoon is considered a weapon

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>>134077666

Hungary too. Another great Euro country I am thnking about but won't mention (keeping it to myself). Honing my craft and saving money to move, unlike the "refugees" entering the west.

>>134076740
but why would you? Does the TV package include internet or is that separate?

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>>134069191
These comments are just people being silly, right? Just 'avin a giggle at the law? Or do people really care about knives this much in bongland?

>>134077685

>being hounded for my TV license fee
>keep ignoring them
>they send an 'enforcement officer' out several times
>i'm never at home
>threaten me with court
>i eventually do the online opt out
>tfw they spent five times as much as the value of a licence chasing me, and i still didn't pay it

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>>134074425

>>134074063
Fucking Poe's law

>>134077942

I don't think that "lass" would talk that way. That being said, do you have one without text?

>>134077756
Top 3 Cucked Nations in my perspective.
>1. Sweden
2. Germany
>3. Canada

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>>134077584
>If you get caught just walking around with a baseball bat you're likely to get arrested, or at least it'll be cofiscated.
This is not acceptable. That is my bat and I will carry it around if I like, if you want to take it you better fucking shoot me first before I paint the brickwork with your headgore.

Fuck me, I know we have our problems too but hearing shit like this throws my freedoms into sharp focus, makes me appreciate what I can do relative to our bong-cousins. I really hope you guys get better, I don't want this for you.

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>>134068902
Thames Valley police cover Berkshire, Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire. The worst crime they ever have to deal with is a commuting stockbroker who parked on a double-yellow line.

Seriously, they've had three homicides in the last millennium.

The real reason they are collecting knives is for the valuable metals some of them may contain. EU is trying to build a super weapon to bring the world down on its knees to a world wide monarchy.

>>134077591
Not even close Hans

>>134077928
Mate I have cable (virgin, TV and net), and Amazon. Literally never watch any broadcast TV. Still have to pay the licence - which is actually a tax.

>>134068902
maybe if they'd quit being pussies and give their cops guns they wouldn't have these problems. We don't have constant knife attacks in the US for a reason

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>>134078060

Glad to not make your list, and it is very competitive. May I ask, why is France not up there?

>>134068902
I agree with this. I think every brit should accept cultural enrichment, and start eating with there hands, instead of using knifes, forks and spoons.

>>134077584
How the fuck would the police even manage to take it from you? They have no guns, hell I don't even see nightsticks on them, and even if they had them a bat is longer and stronger. Just laugh at them.

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>>134077224
Inner cities.
>Allow me
>To cite Chicago
>Toughest gun laws in the US
>Gun related crimes all day erreday

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>>134078068

>if you want to take it you better fucking shoot me first before I paint the brickwork with your headgore.

>>134068902
Well in all honesty i think it is more likely that friends or family bin that knife

I would like to see numbers on how many knifes get binned

>>134078068

It's ridiculous, but the general public have been brainwashed to think like this.

I'm slowly redpilling my MA students on carrying weapons though, I've convinced a lot of them to hide and carry batons day to day.

>>134078186
Le Pen is gaining a margin on France, the french are aware they fought and they lost to macron. but Germany is literally killing whole Europe and the native germans here are mostly depressed and lots of them have a defeatist attitude.

>>134078068
Exact same laws here too - going to play in a baseball game, that's fine, if not you're fucked

>>134074425
omg the nightmare will never fucking end. nukes now. maybe some irradiated alphas can rise from the ashes.

>>134078255

Shitcago lawmakers unironically blame the neighboring states for their gun crime.

>>134074063
In 2-3 years, you'll remember this post as the bobbies confiscate your loose bread knives. While they clap you in irons, you'll say "It was only supposed to be banter, lads, not a suggestion!"

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>>134078385

Fair assessment, noted.

>>134078236

Come to London and start a fight with the police then...

I've personally beat down police officers on a jujitsu mat, but there's no fucking way I'm doing that out in the street. Sure, I could take on one or maybe two but then what?

>>134078236
tasers, pepper spray, extending baton.

>>134068902
get a life
BIN THAT KNIFE

>>134068902
Thanks guys for the knives
Allahu Akbar

>>134074585

>all those whites mobbing

you just know they were screaming "racists" at those cops and hum jawing their displeasure. fucking wasteland of retards over yonder ponds.

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>>134078442

100% true. Anytime you bring up chicago, "well its the other states that dont have strict enough gun laws! dey be crossin state lines!"

this is their ONLY argument

>>134078164
>every time you update your TV our database tells us
>you still have to pay even if you don't have one
>big brother is watching
M8 you have cameras in your TV, I promise you.

>>134075647
>and due to the knowledge that others do too, crime pretty much never happens
Not around blacks. Never relax.

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You guys should see the reactions of the tourists from the UK when they walk into the shop I work at, it's fucking hilarious

>y-you sell these?
>you can just walk down the street after buying this?

Some will see the sign for the shop (I can hear their hideous accents), come closer and see the axes and knives, and do a COMPLETE 180

>>134077879
i carry a basic tier buck bantam on me everywhere i go and don't think much of it. normies, man.

This is adorable
Britain is adorable

BIN THAT ACID

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>>134068902
Knives are common tools that have been around since mankind started walking on two legs. What the fuck do you open packages and chop up food with?

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>>134078539

Don't even respond to children. "just laugh at them" is not what they would do in your situation. I feel bad for you, but don't take ideas from children. Do what you can within the law, enlighten (whiten) your community, and work to change the law.

>>134077050
>having to pay the government £1000 for owning a monitor
I bet your government pays the TV linceses for migrants too. Cuck.

>>134078164
No, no you don't.

http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/telling-us-you-dont-need-a-tv-licence

You don’t need a TV Licence if you:

never watch or record programmes on any channel as they’re being shown on TV or live on an online TV service, and
never download or watch BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand.

>>134078638

If you don't receive any BBC services you don't have to pay.

I've never bought a TV licence because I don't watch TV.

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>>134078368
Batons are better than nothing I suppose, so long as your students know how to swing them.

>>134078403
That seems incomprehensible to me, like it's the cop's job to decide whether he thinks you're really on your way to a game or just lying to him? Around here you might get one curious cop lean out his window to ask what's up with you carrying a bat around, but as long as you don't just run or mouth off to them they don't care.

>>134078709
rofl, getting freaked out by an opinel. omg what a bunch of soft cunts.

>>134078539
run away and live to beat them again another day? Don't forget to lick your thumb and put it in their bum before you run off.

>>134073875
they'll move to installing emotional regulation implants. of course, they won't dare suggest niggers or muzzies are more likely to need them, and it will be through similar voluntary/coercive measures (NEVER mandatory, even for those convicted of violent crime, ESPECIALLY not for niggers/muzzies because DATS RACIST), so it won't actually affect the criminal element.

they don't want to stop crime. they need people to stay scared. if they actually did anything that worked they'd be putting themselves out of work. people would start to be able to think about progress and reform.

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>>134075094
>hand held wood saw
>weapon

You could perhaps use it to sever the jugular of an unconscious target but against someone whos not in a coma i'd rather use my bare hands

>>134077523
It makes me wanna grab a knife from its chest and go stab someone.

>>134078796
Safety scissors made of plastic, that would be given to a small child anywhere else in the world. Must be 21 or older to purchase, and have your scissor permit granted after 100 hours of training and paying a £500 fee.

>>134078806

Unfortunately with the way that public opinion is our laws will never improve. Everyone just looks to the state to solve all their problems.

>>134078709
Confirmed for mass murderer. Interpol has been contacted. Expect to stand in front the international criminal court for your crimes against humanity.

>>134077879
Dingo/10

>>134077702
We almost went a whole thread without the word reddit, but you couldn't help it. It just ate away at you, you had to feel accepted and be one of the guys.

>>134068902
The knife isn't the problem. The problem is the coon holding it!

>>134068902
So now gangs can just fish free knives out of bins? That's if anyone even uses them of course. How fucking stupid are these pigs

>>134076354
I'm mobile posting so don't feel like typing much, but the best summary, and this ACTUALLY HAPPENED, of the way the state of things is that a person tried to go to a hospital for a simple and routine MRI scan and wanted to pay cash, no 3rd parties (insurance) involved. The hospital denied him the service because they couldn't give him a price. They literally couldn't say "yeah it costs $15k". That's how insanely interwoven and complex health insurance and hospitals are together.

A "free market"... What a fucking joke

>>134077016
>As a child, I used to romanticize England and Paris.

Everyone still has romanticized memories of the Paris they see in the old black and white movies from before the war. Then when people actually save up a year's worth of shekels to take a romantic vacation, they realize they just stepped into a filthy, stinking ghetto populated entirely by arab shitskins who defecate openly on the streets.

Having your entire world view shattered with the reality of what happened by "defeating Hitler" causes depression and confusion.

They call it "Paris Syndrome."

Same with Venice. It's so romantic to ride a little boat on a stinking open sewer filled with decaying human waste. Finally seeing it in person breaks people.

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>>134078838

Yeah it's incomprehensible to you to get questioned for carrying around a bat. But they are on another level, that we could easily attain ourselves. Maybe not so easily seeing as we have hundreds of millions of guns. Just imagine these eurocucks get questioned about bats the same way you would for open carrying a long gun in most public places .

>>134079047

I always found low income white brit hoodlums to look pretty menacing. At least Jim Bob in the states will leave you alone as long as you don't try to fuck his sister or cousin.

>>134075070
and non-white

>>134074585
The """"""""police officer""""""" who isn't being dragged around on the ground is way bigger than that guy. He could easily just tackle him and it would be over and done with. There's two of them for fucks sake.

Fucking pathetic.

>>134078857
It's unlike anything I've seen before. Granted we do provide leather sheathes for the axes/hatchets and for some knives as a safety precaution, but there's nothing stopping the person from taking it off once they're out of the store.

I have never had a British person come in once that's interested or fascinated in the slightest. They are actually horrified of these things and view them as a direct threat to their safety. They're nothing more than an abused puppy who shrivels up at the slightest movement

>>134068902
>>134069191
>>134069560
What happened to you, Britain.

>>134078539
>Sure, I could take on one or maybe two but then what?
you walk away from the two nerds you just beat up, skip town for a week or two then come back. Meanwhile in america after knocking a cop out 30 more immedietly show up out of thin air and shoot at you 478 time, and hit you twice.

>>134077016
>>134079135

Someone post the video of the female nip that goes to Paris on vacation and can't tell if she wandered into a nigger infested refugee camp or Paris.

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I hope you anons support our armed forces anons

>>134078068
No one plays baseball in Tealand so it isn't an unreasonable assumption you're gonna fuck some shit up

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>>134074063
This is utter bollocks, worked in kitchens for 15 years and never had any sort of inspection in regards to knives or blades, had health and safety check out hygiene standards but that's it.

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>>134078521
You're Welcome, just fight for your AR-15's if somebody tries to take away your Second Amendment

>>134078442
pro tip: it's the subhuman niggers

>>134079292

I was a child without a job, or bills, or a mortgage, or a long term relationship once.

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>>134079356

>>134076138
Enjoy your terror watch list and no-fly status...

>>134069191
next will be the butter knife

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>>134079135
>"Paris Syndrome."

There are a lot of versions of this. Also have Isral syndrome where people go there after living their whole lives thinking about it and it being so spiritual, having expectations of experiencing God. They go there and lose touch with reality.

Same thing can happen with people going to India for enlightenment, they go crazy after meditating a while and jump off buildings. It's just interesting to compare our thought of western civilization to all of these religious experiences.

I meant Jerusealum syndrome but I'm not going back

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Lmao, I cant tell if this is satire or not. Not even swedes are this cucked. Holy shit europeans are the most diminutive, submissive faggots on the planet.

>>134068902
>wear tradition muslim garb
>walk up to knif bin
>cameras look away once they see what i'm wearing
>take the bin home
>i am now the most dangerous person in the UK

>>134075094
Is that a fucking ruler and a screwdriver?

>>134068902
Where is the muslim bin?

Dutch people are almost as cucked. Just watch this nice young man getting arrested for carrying a knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneVuQTOFQA

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>>134074063

Top quality shitposting, Nigel. Top quality.

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>>134079649

>>134068902
oi m8 bin that knoif get a loif

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>>134079687

>>134069191
>>134069560
>No one knows what "mocking" is anymore

Seriously now? These people are taking the piss out of the police, like that Bikewheel thing.

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>>134079236
ok here's some of my knife collection from a k thread. this photo a shit but whatever. i take these out hiking and camping and no one here cares. never got any shit from anyone.

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>>134079383

even got the hi-res for it. ty. source?

google search = nothing

>>134075903
>sees sig going for under $800
>checks and sees it's just a 22LR

Got me excited for no reason.

>>134079687
>Fucking scissors

C U C K S

>>134079167
They tend not to use knives though. Over here knife murders are, almost exclusively, perpetrated by darkies.

>>134079806
Looks like Gingerpuss to me. Amateur pornstar, just look her up.

>>134071630
I have a 4" knife that I've only ever cut tape with. It's a great knife for cutting tape. I carry it everywhere for years

>>134069191
i like to think penny was actually being serious with his post

i like to think these kinds of people exist

>>134079687
The bins are quite literally just large sharps bins. Anyone who thinks a criminal one days walks pass a bin and decides to throw it away rather than put in his is drawer is a mong. It's just a method to make over reactionary mothers such as
>>134079649
feel better because they're dumb cunts easily appeased and only care for the health of the state as it = wealth for them.

>>134079687
is that airshit or a real ruger? so sad.

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>>134079687
>antique pistols being thrown away like trash
Ian would be furious

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>>134079916

ty kind lad

Full disclosure,
At this current time I don't own a gun. Mostly because back when I lived in Maryland I was actually physically prevented from buying a gun by my girlfriend at the time. I've been back in Ohio for a year, but I have been putting it off for a while.
With this thread, I've decided.
I'm going to start buying guns again. It'll probably begin next week, when I'll have a few extra hundred bucks to do so with, but It's gonna be a handgun (I can get a conceal carry permit with no training due to former military status) followed by a number of increasing quality assault rifles.
Fuck it.
I'm a survivalist now....

>>134075833
Not entirely true. Federal law allows legal residents to own guns. Individual states may further restrict ownership. Avoid California, New York, Illinois, Connecticut ,New Jersey and Maryland.

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>>134068902
I bet Jamal will give his knife to the police.

>>134080107
>physically prevented from buying a gun by my girlfriend
You mean she followed you around everywhere and would tackle you to the ground and restrain you if you attempted to enter a gun shop?

>>134080107
Hahahahaha, you total cuck. What the fuck is wrong with you. Why the fuck would you ever listen to a fucking woman.

>>134079687
bin that pistol from WWI

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>>134079508

That guy looks in his 30's, so he has probably been in the military a few years. I imagine he has some love for his country and pride in his job, and it pains him to do this.

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Post things that might not be illegal in Britainstan

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>>134075291
OC

>>134080107
get a glock 29 and embrace true happiness.

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>this bread.
...............

>>134079508
We live inside the rotting corpses of our own brain-dead nations.
Their spirits died 100 years ago, their minds died 70 years ago. Without direction from the brain, the body is shutting down now.
I pray that our decomposition is swift

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>>134077279

Compare their weapons of the time to any made in Italy, Russia, Germany or US and you'll see why I call them useless. Fuck, they were even behind times when it came to guns when Japan took part in WW2. They literary took fucking muskets into battle in Africa thinking the enemy will be nice enough not to slaughter them with semi-auto's and carbine rifles.

Them going for knives now puts them above Germany, France, Belgium and Sweden on the "Cucked to Death" scale.

For any that have a chance fuck off to Eastern Europe, had few friends living there, cost is super cheap and you get to keep all of your liberties otherwise you'd be put in jail for life for.

Next best option is Switzerland or US, don't even think about Australia because that's going your way too.

One thing I still don't get as to why they don't go after crossbows, or is it because the niggers in your country aren't still that advanced to the point where they know they exist?

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>>134080107
>back when I lived in Maryland I was actually physically prevented from buying a gun by my girlfriend at the time.

girl had no respect for you. dont even explain it to me

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>>134080082
Bongs have no respect for history.

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>>134074425
How did I not even notice that the country I used to admire was the worst prison state on earth?

>>134075291
No, Brits went from knifes to using acid.