BEST FUCKING TIMELINE EVER

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>>134067561
>a redneck rocknroll star that understands real Americans better than elite joos
Who'da thought feller?

>>134067561
My name is KiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD...
Kid Rock

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>>134067561

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

>>134067561
HYPE
ASS
FUCK
>pops pills and practices during Senate flanked by hookers
maybe we will finally have the strength to burn it all down

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>>134068888

I'll vote for him, heard he actually has a understanding for politics and I know he is out speaking to real Americans.
I don't think he can get elected though, he seems like he can't bring the appearance it take a for a serious Senate role.
Still seems more capable and listens better then current politicians.

How realistic is his chance of making it?

>>134067561
I like it

>ameritards

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>>134068888
>8888

PRAISE

can't tell if the amerilards are trolling or actually think this is rly based

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Is it true?
I love this.
This is how society will fall and I love it.

>is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

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If Al "I give the pills to Lesley Stahl. Then, when Lesley’s passed out, I take her to the closet and rape her. When she passes out, I put her in various positions and take pictures of her" Franken can win Im sure kid rock can.

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>>134068888
worthy of all digits
you do us proud cunt

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>>134070200
thanks cunt

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>>134068888
He's here isn't he?

>>134069751
>America goes out with a bang. A coke-snorting, rock & roll star will destroy our country while banging hookers and doing donuts on the White House lawn in a customized Dodge Charger muscle car.

>Germany falls with a whimper. Being slowly drowned in a sea of brown while defiantly shouting "I'm tolerant! I'm not a racist! This is fine!"

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>>134070359
He is laughing among us.
He is with us.

>>134067561
>the absolute state of america

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>>134070359
praise be

>>134070359
>>134070478
I might be Kid Rocks kid, my mum is a bit of a slut

>>134070394
Im pretty sure that all countries fall when one falls.

>Facebook jew
>The Rock
>Trump
>Now this
>All announce running for president
What kind of retarded timeline is this? I hope you're happy with yourselves, /pol/

>>134067561

ive literally never heard a kid rock song.

>>134070566
you faggots fell while Russia and USA became super powers you dumb german fuckwit

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>>134070641
>says the prison islander
o-ok then

>>134067673
the elites understands americans they just dont give a fuck about them, you newfag moron

>>134070394
>>Germany falls with a whimper. Being slowly drowned in a sea of brown while defiantly shouting "I'm tolerant! I'm not a racist! This is fine!"

So true.

Good things happen to celebs that endorse Trump. Kid Rock will win and I will be voting for him.

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why are american politics such a joke?

>>134070734
enjoy getting butt fucked my Muslims mate, you guys need to open the gas chambers back up

>>134070852

jews

>MUH NAYME IZ KIIIIIIID!

Exactly. Stay away from politics.

>>134069750
It's funny to us

>>134069751
What the fuck kind of faggot are you, with that image saved on your computer?

>>134067561
Whats with attention whores and politics? First that ugly man from gamergate, now grown ass man rock...fuck this gay distraction bullshit.

People who have met kid rock all say he is really really friendly and nice & considerate.

He is gonna win. I'm glad.

>>134069751
>Stupid kruat would rather have Jew controlled uncaring career politicians who would fuck up the country on purpose to serve their overlords instead of badass alpha as fuck rock star who is pro second amendment and looking out for ordinary Americans. At least kid rock has pure intentions. (And from what I've heard a good understanding of politics)

>>134070852
Jews

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>>134071057
A huge one.

>>134071124
My post wasnt even ironic. I like it.
Im still pretty sure he is an idiot though.

>>134070530

Actually you are my kid and I never loved you.

>>134070911
>>134071134
is kanye going to be the next president?
would that surprise you?

>>134069358
>How realistic is his chance of making it?
I think pretty good if he doesn't go full retard.

>>134069750

Many of us are so disenchanted and disgusted with our system that we'd cheer electing harambe as a senator at this point. Im sure this must be how romans felt when Caligua appointed his horse Consul.

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Every year we get a little closer

>>134069751
Yeah, society will fall because of Kid Rock and not because of your communist fhurer pushing a culture that hasn't come out of the dark ages in the whole eruopean union.

It really makes you think Ahmed.

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And this is for the questions that don't have an answer
The midnight glancers, and the topless dancers
The can of freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forty's and the chicks with beepers
The northern lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if your veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heroes at the methadone clinics
All you bastards at the I.R.S
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of Jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and a fifth of stress
All the hookers that are tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

>>134067561
Reminder from Rock n Roll Jesus' "Amen"

"Habitual offenders, scumbag lawyers with agendas
I'll tell you sometimes people I don't know what's worse
Natural disasters, or these wolves in sheep clothes, pastors
Now Goddamn it I'm scared to send my children to church
And how can we seek salvation when our nation's race relations
Got me feeling guilty of being white?
But faith in human nature, our creator and our savior,
I'm no saint
But I believe in what is right"

>>134070574
>career politician breed by pedophiles to fuck the country over and only worry about personal gain
>career politician breed by pedophiles to fuck the country over and only worry about personal gain
>career politician breed by pedophiles to fuck the country over and only worry about personal gain
>all announce running for president

Gee, the system before was surely better.

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>>134071295
No, the Jews are going to assume direct control and run Zuckerberg. They'll pretend he's some kind feathery humanitarian while secretly threatening every Republican behind the scenes with leaked mined data.

>>134067561
>Michigan
I hope ICP also gets elected to something

>>134070483
I would say electing people (no matter if they used to be in entertainment) who believe that "if you work your butt if and pay taxes you should be able to understand the tax code" is a good thing.
Who cares if these people are singers or ran a tv show on the side of their business, if they understand the steps necessary to fix this country, I say let them.

>>134070828
I would if I still lived in MI. I'll definitely be monitoring his campaign and statements.

>>134070734
Cool argument mate, you really proved him wrong

>>134071611
Simpleton.

>>134067561
Hey i'm kid rock, i'm gonna pick a fight and let my crew deal with it , cause i'm a pussy. Dude is a joke.

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>>134070574
Yeah, pretty much am. I wanted to flip the table in this poker game and that appears to be what's happening.

>>134071124
>kraut clearly is happy that kid rock is running
>leaf reads it as the total opposite

https://youtu.be/X1VdqoteK6k

On one hand, I like it because it means the right has a means to infect cultural politics, which I think are more important. On the other, it simply means celebrities, who already think they're more important than they already are, think they can run for office with absolutely zero experience. Retards like the Rock and Kanye West suddenly start saying they'll run.

Trump had a experience as an executive. That at least qualified him.

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>>134067561
So we are gonna meme this guy into office right?

>>134071793
No, he hit the nail pretty square on the head with his observation. Are you telling me you actually like career politicians? What a retarded thing to do.

t i m e l i n e
h
i
s u p e r b

>>134070734
Aussies could take germany in a day , you cuckold. Go back to the shed.

>>134070852
Idiocracy.

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>>134067561
Sure is (:

>>134071793
Cool argument bro, you're wrong and he's right though.

This is a cnn shill thread.

Fuck kid Rock

>>134071110
Not the cays who were in thay wafflehouse , kid is a bitch

>>134072048
t. reddit

>>134069358
>I don't think he can get elected though, he seems like he can't bring the appearance it take a for a serious Senate role.
Still seems more capable and listens better then current politicians.

Trump did it, say goodbye to Bugmen, this is the era of real heros

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>>134067561
Refute this.
Protip for all the haters and suckers: you can't.

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>tfw politicians have become so disconnected from the average blue collar american that a rock star has a better chance of being elected then they do

It's there fucking fault people like kid rock and trump are getting elected.

>>134071388
He has been full retard for years, man

>>134069358
>How realistic is his chance of making it?
Michigan-fag here.
His chances are better than Trump's were two years ago.
Kid Rock is liked here and his views are based as fuck.

>>134067561
kid rock is actually very conservative. if he wins michigan that would be for the good.

Too bad Schwarzenegger can't run for office.

This is retarded an I would never vote for him lol.

>>134072048
literally the exact same meme response any liberal will give you if you ask how Trump got elected

you gotta go back

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>>134069751
Yeah not the millions of muslims raping German... its ONE american senator thats gonna do everyone in

No but seriously, aren't you tired of being a dickless faggot?

>>134072310
He was already Governor and he sucked. He's a cuckservative.

>>134070814
If the elites understood Americans they wouldn't have chosen Hilary Clinton as opposed to literally anyone else. Besides do you think someone like Mark Zuckerberg understands a common man and how he lives. I mean, just look at his journey across the United States, do you think anyone doesn't see it as senseless pandering. You are trying way too hard to fit in.

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>>134072127
>kleptocrat bankers bred by hucksters, grabbing America by the pussy
>kleptocrat bankers bred by hucksters, grabbing America by the pussy
>kleptocrat bankers bred by hucksters, grabbing America by the pussy

>drain the swamp

I'm sure you're all just pretending to be retarded.

>>134067561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjyzDFA8DkY

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>>134068888
Kid for senate confirmed

>>134072177
=====$$$$=p------

>>134069751
if anything occurs from this it will be that the political class will need to actually do work to get elected now and not rely on party. Trump showed just how bad our politicians on both side are.

>>134069358
This MI-bro will be voting for him, fuck Stabenow

>>134070617

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

>>134072362
How's it going living in achmeds cuck shed ?

>>134072452
This, people with name recognition can highjack the fuck out of these kike parties and push their own shit in. Just look at how Trump ass fucked every cuck since Bush.

>>134067561
Alright, I can understand Trump becoming President. He seems intelligent, literally built a financial empire, wrote more books than any of us will ever write, went to a prestigious military academy, etc.

But Kid Rock? What the fuck has he done? He's just a drug addict. This makes no sense.

>>134071289
Nigger confirmed

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>>134070814
>the elites understands americans
That's hilarious, but the elites are the most out of touch people on the planet - having been raised in wealth and luxury. Like >>134072395
said, you only need to look back at Clinton's campaign to see this.

>>134072408
>>134072516
cool meme arguments, he's some (you)'s.

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>>134072542
Pussy

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>>134072278
HE openly and enthusiastically supported Trump (I think he even played a rally or two?), and told other "celebrities" who tried to publically shame him for it to fuck off.
Got my vote.

>>134072671
ouch

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>>134068888
PRAISE

Rock-Nugent 2024

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>>134068888
Witnessed ya cunt. Drop bear did nothing wrong.

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>>134071435
This is true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiY4UkOW56g

>>134072542
>He's just a drug addict. This makes no sense.

You are forgetting how many libtard burgers wanted a literal witch to be president.

>>134072278
Every Michigan anon needs to get the fuck out and vote for him. I'll even start a /Senator Kid General/

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>>134072542
>But Kid Rock? What the fuck has he done? He's just a drug addict. This makes no sense.
The same reason I supported trump through the US election: because it's fucking funny

>>134072224
They stopped caring about blue collar Americans because we were all supposed to be replaced by 2020.

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>>134067561

[spoiler]Heheheheheheheheh[/spoiler]

Scott Adams's take on Kid Rock's senate bid and the Dem's reaction:

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1eaKbmdYdeaxX

Skip to 13:20

>>134072395
>>134072633
They expected to run a rino against clinton, this was the first time in at least 50 years that an uncontrolled person became a presidential candidate for one of the two parties. They understand americans but they dont understand trump.

>>134072847
This, why not have a laugh, better than the dumb hag in office now, who provides literally 000.000% ENTERTAINMENT.

>>134067561
Our boys over here elected a literal clown for deputy, try harder

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>>134067561
Reminder that Michigan's senators are democrats and if Kid Rock wins this will produce the greatest asshurt of all time.

>>134072912
They don't understand Americans or else they could have stopped Trump.

This timeline must be test zone for God ffs

Kid Rocks platform is retarded.

Pic related.

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;—to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;—to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;—to Controversies to which the United States will be a party;—to Controversies between two or more States; between a State and Citizens of another State; 10—between Citizens of different States, between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects

Above is article III section 2 of the constitution. I bet you 90% of kid rock voters wouldn't be able to easily tell you what it's saying.

>>134072995
if this doesn't wake them up to how much people dislike their message nothing fucking will short of human extinction

>>134072408
>if I type it three times, it's three times as true!
You're just mad that nobody wants to grab you by the pussy.

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>>134073169

Forgot pic

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>Black Chick, White Guy
Confirmed White Hick, and /ourguy/

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>>134072841
>complaining about personal private drug use against a person who hasn't done them since his friend died 20 years ago
>while supporting a treasonous federal criminal who needs the amount of drugs that could prop up a banana republic just to stand up straight for 5 minute intervals

>>134067561
>best timeline
Whites are dying

>>134073169
it just says the extent the political power has

>>134073261
There's literally nothing wrong with that pic, now show your flag you soulless gook

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erock for senate

>>134073169
>I bet you 90% of kid rock voters wouldn't be able to easily tell you what it's saying.
That's kind of the point of his platform.

>>134073261
yes anon but imagine the liberal butthurt when a pro-trump redneck rock star wins a democrat state. It causes the entire left to look even more insane and as such works further in favour of the right when they end up in a straight jacket or commit sudoku

>>134070814
They don't.

They are the most delusional, out of touch people.
The "let them eat cake" is not a meme, it's their actual attitude.

>>134070574
What about Kanye West?

>>134067561
Doesn't matter who holds any office, they will all get there and continue to be there if they serve [[[[[Them]]]]]

Show me anybody that is anyone in politics that doesn't suck the shriveled cock of AIPAC and other groups.

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>>134072995
Vote Kid Rock: Take Even More from The Liberal!

Good slogan, good meme.

What do we have to lose? Go for it, Kid. I'm fucking sick of all of this shit at this point and if it's going to take literal memes to effect some change I am game.

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i hope he doesn't go all "are you scared" with shades and Run-DMC-crossed-arms and shit.
It's not that much of a stretch desu.
He's in entertainment. Imagine someone from entertainment getting into politics.

They know how contracts, lawyers, negotiations and Jews work. What more do they need? They can appoint averyone else.

>>134072310
Black Nigger is such a cuck that he makes Jeb look like a tough, Texan guac man.
Thank God he can't run.

>>134072912
Anybody even remotely skilled could have defeated Clinton with the amount of scandals she has amassed. You're acting like the only one who can beat Clinton is Trump, which is wrong.

>>134073809
>He's in entertainment. Imagine someone from entertainment getting into politics.

that's literally what trump was

>>134073864
>t. Jebhead

if they couldn't even beat Trump, they couldn't have beat Hilldawg

>>134073381

The judicial power.

>>134073406

And I'm saying it's not the government's responsibility to dumb down laws because you can't be bothered to learn how to read them.

>>134073471

his platform is that people should be able to understand the constitution?

Does he want to dumb down the constitution or provide free education so that people can understand it?

>>134073561

This is pretty much the only appeal to it.

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>>134068888
Oh my would you look at the time.

>>134073864
Are you fucking retarded? It would have made zero difference to them if a rino republican or hillary won the election.

too many subhuman newfags on this board

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>>134073809
>Imagine someone from entertainment getting into politics.
I can't even begin to imagine

>>134073988
suck a dick faggot

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>>134073894
And Arnold, Regan, Sonny Bono, Al Franken...

>>134074054

t. muham-mad

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>>134073809
>Imagine someone from entertainment getting into politics
I can picture that

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>>134069445
>>134069750
>>134070394
>>134070483
>>134070574
>>134070852
>>134071102
>>134071797
>>134071950
>>134072163
>>134072334
>>134072542
>>134073169

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wonder if trump will make an appearance at one of his rallies

>>134074103
t. not-even-in-the-mad-west

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>>134068888

>>134073864
>jeb could have won
>cruz - I want to watch where you shit, could have won
>guys, we need another hard right pitch down center lane! This time it has to work for sure!

You're a FOOL.
Yes only Trump was going to beat Hillary, and he did.
Jeb or Cruz would have damned us all.

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>>134074090
forgetting somebody?

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>>134072776
Obsolete

cunt

Is this how democracy dies? With the aristocracy assuming direct control?

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>>134067561

I wish pic related were still alive so I could vote for him to replace McCain.

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>>134074385
Fuck me... yeah, brother Jesse.

>>134074294
This, only a politically illiterate would state otherwise. Trump was the perfect storm, a once in a lifetime occurrence. There was no enthusiasm for any of the cuckservatives, hence their loss.

>>134070852
jews

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>>134073809

> Imagine someone from entertainment getting into politics.

It will be the end of this country.

Michigander here: he's honestly going to win and probably fairly easily. If you haven't put money on him to do so yet you're making a huge life mistake.

>>134073169
I can because I'm an attorney ;)

>>134073169
Bet you can't tell me which Amendment binds that to the states faggot.

>>134067561
Fuck it why not? I heard he has a good understanding of politics but even so I am all for it. The world is crumbling shit is hitting the fan and we may all lose our lives. I got my entire life still left to go and even I know that's a joke of itself. So I have personally just stop caring what people think of me and I do what I want. So fuck it I'll vote his ass in.

>>134068888
Magic.
Of the meme variety.

>>134073988
Go back to plebbit.

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>>134074385

>>134068888
TOP shitpost

>>134075528
Imagine me. Getting 5555

>>134067561
I have heard his positions and Im ok with this.
Not my first choice but realistically good.

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>>134075555

>>134075555
BEST ALLY

>>134069358
I got $1000 says he wins. Where do i bet?

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>>134075555
Holy shit. well done.

Lotta people don't know this, but Kid Rock is actually a smart guy. And he cares for the people.

I heard he spends his own money to keep the tickets and drinks at his shows cheap so that normal people can afford to go.

And plus, politics wasn't originally meant to be a place for slimy career politicians - that's cancer. It was meant for people of the community who had proven themselves to be upstanding and sharp citizens to go and serve their community/state/or country for some period of time, and then to go back to their lives once they were done.

Anyone here justifying why they would vote for him with "well wouldn't it be funny if.." or "well if things are this bad then..." need to grow a pair of balls and realize that he is exactly what we need right now.

>>134075555
Checked my nigga.

>>134069358
hes a musician, he knows how to work a crowd, when to speak, when to shut up, and how to make money off it
nobody stands a chance against him if he plays smart

>>134067561

>Every dumbass celeb thinks they can win because Trump won

Yeah this is gonna be fun.

>>134075704
This, he's a good guy regardless and isn't just a meme.

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>>134075888
Oh boy, here we go!

>>134075178

What do you mean "binds that to the states"

Are you talking about the 11th Amendment? Because that's in the footnotes. https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CDOC-110hdoc50/pdf/CDOC-110hdoc50.pdf

>>134075888
>>134076155
Checked

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>>134070574
Yeah because electing another person that sits in a school for 20 years, practices law for a couple months, and jumps immediately into politics is the type of people grounded in reality we really need.

>>134073894
trump was a businessman first, then used it to go into entertainment. Like Richard Branson, Mark Cuban, etc

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>>134074847
Ronald Reagan and his economic (((advisers))) are the ones who got us into this mess in the first place. Everyone since have been just applying bandages to what is the gaping wound of (((trickle down))) economics.

Bush was right to call it voodoo economics. Unfortunately that voodoo made zombies out of everyone in D.C. and we've been fighting them of political and (((business))) collaboration scandal time after time ever since.

Also AWB, immigration polices and no-fault divorce. Fuck Reagan!

>>134072542
kid rock has a big fanbase from his music and a lot of it is centered where hes lived all his life and plans to run. he even plans on writing a new album while he runs for office. political campaigns are popularity contests and kid rock not only is starting out with a huge advantage but plans to bring out the full potential of it.

>>134070574
US presidental reality show material right here.

>>134076346
>that picture
very true

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>>134068888
Rev up the memes boys, we got another election to win.

>>134068888
>>134070200
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>>134076400
>KID ROCK
>I
>D

>R
>O
>C
>K

>>134075815
who knows maybe celeb politicians will actually try to get shit done.

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>>134068888
senator rock confirmed

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>>134070394
This is the future we deserve

>>134076399
>placing blame in the past
Focus on fixing the problem and the best place to go now, not griping about old shit that probably has more complicated causes than what you want to believe.

>>134075804
this

>>134070852
rural and suburban retards

>>134067561
Holy fuck next election is going to be based as fuck so many celebs are going to have a shit flinging war against Trump which means even more based Trump tweets and another liberal meltdown jesus christ I fucking love this timeline why is it so good?

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>>134070911
>jews
>911

what did they mean by this?

>>134068888
KID ROCK 2020 CONFIRMED. HAIL STRAYA!

>>134076792
senate elections are in 2018 you dumb nazi

>>134072883
>>134072995
>>134067561

I can't wait for this. I'm hard right now.

>>134076487
The first attempt seems to have worked alright.

>>134076522
Found the phoneposting faggot

>>134076552
You need to identify the problem before you fix it or you'll end fixing something that didn't need fixin' while your god damn house catches on fire.

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>>134076504
This is hilarious! But what do 8s represent? so far I see "8888" and "888". Kek is trying to tell us something. Trump was 7 "7"s

>>134076664
Thanks to the power of the internet we now have the collective power to generate the timeline we deserve

Before the internet it was only radio & tv, and the elites used those to generate the timeline that they wanted.

No more.

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>>134068888
FuckinQUUUAAAADDD

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>>134076931
>he thinks nazi is an insult
>implying he won't win presedential elections

>>134077084
>The 8 is the great Karmic equalizer, a force that just as easily creates as it destroys. When the 8 comes knocking, you can be assured that you will reap what you've sown. The 8 balances the material and immaterial worlds. At its best, it is as spiritual as it is materialistic.

>>134077213
i call all germans nazi's because some of you get mad as fuck about it

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Whenever you're feeling down just remember you're not in the hillary timeline.

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>>134077084
Get fucked is what he saying m8

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>>134069750
Kid Rock is great; you people will never understand because you don't have a sense of humor. Let me guess you didn't enjoy the movie "Tremors" either?

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>>134068888
OHHHH SHITTTTT

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>>134068888
my god...

I AM

AMERICAN BADASS

WATCH ME RUN, YOU CAN VOTE FOR ROCK

OR YOU CAN SUCK MUH DICK

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>>134077223
This could be the final push to crush the establishment! Senator Kid Rock, The American BadAss. Confirmed. Now show me the 8s

>>134077296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBUd3r1y3I

Is this Meme War II?

>>134077535
Fuck yeah Vince needs to run also.

>>134077535
i would unironically vote for vince if he ran for some form of office.

>>134072478
No joke, fuck that old hag.

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>>134074090
And let's not forget King Nigger who was a cocksucker at the Chicago Bathhouse, that's entertainment, that's entertainment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ

>>134074294
Ted probably could have won given that in the debates, it was essentially just Trump mentioning Clinton's scandals and vice versa. Ted doesn't have any major scandals as far as I can remember. And in regards to that whole enthusiasm nonsense, do you think anyone had any enthusiasm for Hilary. No most of them just didn't like Trump and she got more votes. That just shows that enthusiasm doesn't matter. Those that don't like Trump just wouldn't have voted most likely. Obviously it would be worse to not have Trump as a couple of his ideas are great. Obviously Trump winning is ideal but to assume only Trump could have won is foolish. As long as Ted didn't do anything dumb, he would be fine.

>>134067561
Who is this?

>>134077253
Only cucks will get mad.

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>>134068888
What did kek mean by this?

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Please rise for the honorable Justice 2 Dope

go watch the Dan Rather/Kid Rock interview.

he's 100x more articulate and personable than Trump.

>>134068888
SO GET IN THE BOOTH,
AND VOTE FOR KID ROCK, SON!!!!

>>134067561
>Senator Rock

>>134077975
would vote for

>>134068888
Fucking hell, make it happen. This is the best timeline.

>>134077787
You're a fucking retard. ted is establishment and the establishment plan was that hillary would win. All cruz cares about is power. he'd follow orders, follow the script and wait his turn.

>>134077787
I think Ted could have won, the problem is that people like Ted were trying to win with a Beaner-Centric strategy. Only morons think they are going to out-minority the democrats- that's like their whole strategy.

Trump really hammered the rust belt and ended up stealing a very very valuable piece of Turf from the Dems (the white union working class in the rust belt). It was a much more realistic strategy and it worked. Not so sure Ted could have pulled it off.

Now I take your point that Ted could have won, but you are breaking it down too much. People just either love or hate Trump and he has a lot of people who love him who get jacked up to vote no matter what, and the people who hate him were already rabid leftists shit-stacks. So there you have it.

Regardless of scandals, bad press, whatever, Trump's people are just *The People* none of it really matters, it's just media Jew-games.

I never liked Kid Rock till now because I thought he was too "white trash" but here's a good song with ICP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK79JpduPbY

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>>134073561
>mfw they start trying to tie kid rock to the Russians

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Senator Kid Rock, The American Badass confirmed.

>>134078391
There's no such thing as a good song with icp. even Icp admit that they fucking suck.

>>134067561
can we please start a kid rock general thread similar to the President Trump generals?

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>>134071981

I am. You can come too.

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>>134068888
Shiggy Diggy indeed

>>134077811
A musician who has tried a bunch of genres, including country and rap, and has been almost-but-not-quite-famous since most of us were in middle school or earlier.

>>134078463
I love you /pol/. Greatest timeline ever.

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>mfw when they tie Teddy to the Russians.

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>>134073436

If a satellite loser, only Anthony Cumia will do.

>>134078391

this sentence makes no sense... you thought he was too white trash... but then you found a good song with ICP?

isn't ICP the ultimate undisputed pit of white trash?

>>134068888
Praise

>>134073359
Maybe you're right, we're in our death throes if the best politicians we produce are either corrupt or a gigantic joke.

Maybe all of us should form a coalition and produce a candidate

>>134074385

That movie starred two fucking governors!

>>134069358

Arnold won California. Celebrities do well when they run for office. He'll definitely win.

>>134075888

This.

He should focus on Trump advertising. This is in my top 5 God Emperor videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaqvc-0XDMM

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Kid Rock is /ourguy/

>>134068888
Checked for electoral victory.

>>134078822
But Arnold is an establishment RINO who could very well appeal to liberals, since he is one himself after all...

>>134078311
It's more like Cruz wouldn't have had as much people voting just to spite him. and probably would have a larger moderate base given that the general opinion I have seen is "Both Trump and Clinton are dumb and I want to vote for the lesser of two evils" I feel like more people would vote for Cruz so Hillary doesn't win. He doesn't need much voter enthusiasm only needs to be not as corrupt as Hillary.

>>134078750
You have yet to understand that Kid Rock is no more a joke than our other politicians. What you think is a "serious politician" is all stage craft or memes. That's the big take-away from all of this imo Senator Rock is no more a joke than Senator McCain

>>134070852
>we'll be pro-russian, but chose to have a lesbian PM to please the West, so they give us gibs

Balkan politics are the real joke anon.

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>>134073169
>>134073261
two interpretations of that:

you should be able to understand, ie he'll work to make it accessible to the average person

((((i)))) should be fine in office aay lmao vote for me

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>>134079035
Also, entertainers have already broken into politics, including Jesse Ventura (pro wrestler turned governor of Minnesota), Arnold Schwarzenegger, and of course, President Trump.

>>134078985
When will you learn republicans and democrats are the same shit. Both parties need to die. the only people even remotely trustworthy are ones both parties hate.

>>134076552
Agreed but part of the problem is purging Reaganism from the party. Too many conservatives love the guy and his meme just won't fucking die

>>134078750
>either corrupt or a gigantic joke
its always been this way, it just hasnt been this obvious for a while

>>134079023
Although I will concede that I don't know how different Cruz would be from Clinton in practice.

>>134079023
I think the people so jacked up hating on Trump were rabid leftists anyways and would have voted anyhow.

Trump actually stole working class white Dems, which Cruz would have had slightly higher numbers of typical red meat Reps., but not the rust belt people, that was all Trump. but Trump had way more energy where it mattered, and he sucked the political oxygen out of the atmosphere which is one of the few ways to profit from a media that is rabidly against you (and would have been rabidly against Ted if he had been the guy). Ted couldn't really do any of these things, and while I don't hate Ted, Trump was kind of a perfect storm and I'm not so sure his energy didn't make up for his haters in both parties because he turned out the typical nonvoter and actually made inroads against the Dems traditional base- permanent inroads.

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>>134078815
almost three, but Sonny Landham had to withdraw because he said some shit about muslims

>>134078463
>Smug Rock

if repeating numberals of truth liberals treat kid rock like a joke and he wins. if not repeating numberals of truth it probably still happens.

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>>134068888
The sign has been seen

it's a brilliant ploy to distract democrats and spread their defenses and money thin.

>>134079486
Cruz always had exactly 0% chance of winning. All your speculation of cruz this or cruz that is meaningless since he's merely an actor on the establishment stage and it wasn't his time yet.

>>134068888

>>134079736
I disagree, I just feel like if the "stage" was so tightly run, President Trump would never have happened.

>>134079156
Speaking of colorful musicians, do all Bulgarians like Azis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM

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>>134068888
Cell block 6 checking in, pls include me in screenshot, praise kek

>>134079868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ienv1rBZFyc

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>>134070852
jews

>>134069358
It's a done deal at this point senpai

>>134072690
Stein is a Jew too right?

I'd like to see what happens. Jesse Ventura seemed ok, better than Schwarzenegger at least.

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Thread, in a nutshell.

>>134079939
Only metal-heads and SJWs don't. Azis is a bad influence all around though. I listen to him semi-ironically.

>>134080061
Go ahead and put it down in the books.

Also don't forget, the Dems will be horrified and terrified by the prospect of Senator Rock after President Trump. They don't know what could happen and are basically getting an aftershock of the worst earthquake their political world has ever experienced. Tears and salt will flow.

>>134079486
If a quarter of the population are rabid leftist then we have bigger concerns but I digress. I'm pretty sure that Cruz could've likely won if he had just dominated every debate with nonstop talk about her scandals.Also I think the making inroads to democratic voter base was more because of how horrendous Clinton was rather than much effort on Trump's part but there's no way we can know what Cruz's strategy would've been had he won the primaries. So I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Still, this is the best timeline

>>134080067
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jill_Stein
>Her parents were descended from Russian Jews
>raised in a Reform Jewish household

IDK, you tell me..

>>134067561
lol the family values party

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>>134070394
>doing donuts on the White House lawn in a customized Dodge Charger muscle car.

the Duke boys would approve! YEEE HAWWW!

>>134080269
His music is very catchy so I listen to him, too.

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>>134067561
(((They're))) scared

>>134075555
O-oh my god... does kek really want us to vote him in?

>>134068888
Include me in the screencap

>>134068888
BAWEEEEE diggety diggety

>>134077975
thoguht they were gonna go head of office of science to figure out magnets

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>>134070359
Shadilay

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>>134079156
>he doesn't know

also, still mad?

>>134078750

I dont see why people think the only proper politician's are people who's biggest qualification is climbing a ladder of politics upto the top.

You dont think Kid Rock understands managing people? Tax issues? How to run a business?

Being a politician isnt supposed to be this elite special club. Move to China if you want that experience.

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>>134070574
Very

>>134068888
praise kek

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>>134080442
Ironically the family values people trust pic related more when he actually argues for family values, than artificially sterile career politicians who never curse in public but (figuratively speaking) do lines of coke off hookers' asses behind closed doors. How Trump got the religious right to vote for him.

>>134067561
This can't be real

>>134069751
Merkel has destroyed Germany forever go think about that stupid kraut

>>134081108

except when the family values people got mad at him for wearing the american flag as a cape. despite the fact he was actually a bro with troops and it was his muisc USS Cole was blaring after it got bombed.

but that was back in late 90's - republicans still stupid, but it was a different kind of stupid, then.

>>134072995
Scott Adams said Dems are panicking because if he does officially announce, he's the presumed frontrunner.

Is that true? Who are Michigan's senators he could run against?

https://youtu.be/1OrNS2zbTZg

I hate you all.

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>>134068888
>>134075888
we are now going to see a post ending in "88888"
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN WIKIPEDIA ABOUT "8"!!! ROUND 2!!!

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>>134081494
the race war starts at post 148888888

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>>134081439
Don't h8 m8, appreciate

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>>134081666
Moooother fucker...

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>>134075555
Fucking kek.
Recognize- Thy will be done

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>>134081888
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

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>>134073809
>imagine someone from entertainment getting into politics