CDN Morning News: Mooch-ada

>>134061271
FACT CHECK on Mooches

LOOOOOOL

Are you a mooch??
Here's a list of things which may make you a "moocher"

1: You're Canadian

Another WHITE teen leafette MISSING

>Halifax police searching for missing Dartmouth girl

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/07/17/halifax-police-searching-for-missing-dartmouth-girl-.html

Probably down at the local trailer park getting turned out by the 3 black guys in Nova Scotia........

Generational prostitutes.

I will actually, right now prove it.

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>>134061984
Sophie Trudeau

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>>134061984
>>134062115
WWE Diva Nattie from Alberta

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>>134061984
>>134062115
>>134062145
Arlene Dickinson, some bitch "CEO" from somewhere in Canada. BC I think


What's the point I'm trying to make??

Don't they all look SIMILAR???

I got a buddy who is married to a girl who looks like these 3

Detroit-ada

This is TERRIFYING!!! Canada is gun free!! Why is there SO MUCH GUN VIOLENCE in Canada??

>Two men dead after shooting near Montreal

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/18/two-men-dead-after-shooting-near-montreal.html


>Police seek suspect after 3 shot and wounded outside Woodbridge, Ont., lounge

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/18/police-seek-suspect-after-3-shot-and-wounded-outside-woodbridge-ont-lounge.html

Trudy WILL be there Halifax, don't worry

>Prime Minister Trudeau to march in Halifax Pride Parade on Saturday

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/07/18/prime-minister-trudeau-to-march-in-halifax-pride-parade-on-saturday.html

They really don't care about us-ada

>Omar Khadr payout gaining major attention in U.S. as opposition MP stokes debate

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/17/u-s-media-start-noticing-khadr-payout-as-opposition-mp-helps-spread-word.html

No one in USA even knows this is going on, except a few.
Well, it's blowing up and I think it's going to get ugky...then again, Im often wrong

Drumpf will probably bake Trudy and Khadar a cake and say
>they're great people. Just great. Doing great in Canada

Trump is a moron.................

>>134062221
>Don't they all look SIMILAR???

They are high test bitches, the descendants of criminals sent to canada to die and people dumb enough to believe the propaganda posters that Canada spammed Europe with.

Big jaws, Pathological lying, Abusive, Abrasive, fatter than she has any right to be = typical leaf woman

You're going to grift us this time, you filthy 'Nadians

>This will not be a short negotiation': U.S. releases list of demands for NAFTA

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/17/canadian-press-newsalert-trump-administration-lists-nafta-goals.html

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>Canada Musters Its Military to Fight Wildfires as 39,000 People Flee Their Homes

>>134062933
This guy knows what's up.

I call it "Canadian Hooker Face"

Soooo many girls in Quebec, look the same too. Really pretty and trashy, cause King Louis sent tons of hookers to Quebec.

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>>134063131
>I call it "Canadian Hooker Face"

kek

>>134063044
Those poor people..........they have CANADIANS looking after them..........
>B.C. officials face challenges in bringing people home after fire evacuations

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/07/18/b-c-officials-face-challenges-in-bringing-people-home-after-fire-evacuations.html


Darrrrrrrrrrr, my giant, tax payer paid for mansion is FINE, why should I care about these people?? It's MY JOB?? I'll tell you my job, okay buddy?? It's not doing that. But them in a homeless shelter and tell em to work at Tim Hortons. Im BUSY okay?? I don't care if I'm the "Minister of finding homes for BC wildfire victims", they can fuck right off and keep paying me. OKAY???!?!?!?

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Bring in the SCOTIANS eh??
They'll show em how it's done eh??
They're willing to risk their lives for $11.50CDN an hour, not like those UNGRATEFUL South Africans who left after a week, cause they're LAZY, eh??

>Elite Nova Scotia firefighters to battle wildfires burning across B.C.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/07/17/elite-nova-scotia-firefighters-to-battle-wildfires-burning-across-b-c.html

TWENTY highly trained, ELITE fire fighters are going to put out the 100s of giant wildfires raging across BC.

Canadian fairy tales..................

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>>134063470
>B.C. officials face challenges in bringing people home after fire evacuations

They figured out they are impossible to fire and now are trying justify why they should do anything to help their countrymen.

It's Really hard when you know that you can do absolutely nothing to help these people and still have a job. By trying to help people they create room for mistakes, mistakes that could ruin their cushy life. They lose nothing by doing nothing.

Don't Give a Fuck About Anyone-ada


>Officials allow unlicensed care homes to remain open despite 'deplorable' conditions

>A lack of community housing means officials are worried residents would be worse off if they are displaced.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/07/17/officials-ignoring-homes-with-deplorable-conditions.html

They are described as overcrowded, unsanitary and in “deplorable” condition, but unlicensed care homes in Toronto are being allowed to stay open, with provincial police and health officials turning a blind eye because there is nowhere else for the residents to go, the Star has learned.


Live in filth and tell everyone it's FINE. These people are so fucking scum. I hate being half-Canadian. I wish my dad had married a felliow Euro-Immigrant. Not some leafette........

>>134063763
>By trying to help people they create room for mistakes, mistakes that could ruin their cushy life. They lose nothing by doing nothing.

Canadian as fuck.

>>134063860
>>Officials allow unlicensed care homes to remain open despite 'deplorable' conditions

disgusting. Canadians are scum.

"Best country on earth bud"
"...if you work for the government and retire out of country"

>>134063860
Live in filthy, dirty, unsanitary, inhumane conditons or be moved to WORSE


What the fuck is WORSE than that??

A gutter? Like an actual gutter on the side of the road.
Or a run off ditch full of garbage and scum water.... (canadian bath tub.........)

>>134064065
>"Best country on earth bud"
>"...if you work for the government and retire out of country"

Yep, those people are paid well to bully everyone else into silence.

No one cares about anyone around here.
Family and friends are just words.

Stick mum and dad in a shitty, unlicensed "care home" and walk away
>I luv my mummy and daddy!!!

Fucking scumbag Canadian Boomers.

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>Man snaps photo of iceberg off N.L. with distinctly masculine feature

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/man-snaps-photo-of-iceberg-off-n-l-with-distinctly-masculine-feature-1.3506691

>>134064253
>Canadian Boomers.
They are going to be taking a bit of a hit now that house prices are nosediving.

>>134062115

Sophie is CUTE! But also a crazy leftist bitch who probably gets trains run on her by shitskins while Cuckdaeu watches.

Fuck Canadians. These people stick their noses in everyone else business, for something to do.

>Employees 'deliberately' accessed private files of more than 300 Nova Scotians: health authority

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/07/17/employees-access-private-files-nova-scotia-health-authority.html


All civil servants are lazy,white trash Boomers who do not give a fuck, about anyone except themselves.

>You can take a Canadian out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of a Canadian

>>134064505

No they won't dive. It's just a temporary spook. You still have 100,000 people (shitskins) coming into Toronoto alone each year. Many more including the rest of the Golden Horseshoe. Demand is going nowhere.

You can't con an honest man. Canada was colonized by the conned...

>>134064505
>OMG, my "investment"!!! How will I pay off my Personal Line of Credit, based on some whackjob retard value of my house??
>Oh wait, if (YOU) owe the bank $1000, (YOU) are in trouble. If (YOU) owe the bank $1,000,000, the BANK is in trouble!! Haw haw haw!! Can't squeeze blood from a stone eh?? Sue me eh?? I got no money anyways!! Ha ha!!

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>>134064952
mfw crown debts are nondischargeable.

>>134064564
They all look the to me. They're not UGLY, but they don't turn my crank either.

I like the Quebecois Hooker Faces more. You know those French girls, who kinda look like a high end poodle??

>>134065051
Ya, Canadians don't do jail time for debts like Americans do.

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Total home sales in Greater Toronto dropped to 5,977 in June, the lowest level since 2010 and down 15.1 percent from the month prior, data from the Canadian Real Estate Association show. Average prices are down 14.2 percent since March -- the fastest 3-month decline in the history of the data back to 1988 -- while the ratio of sales to new listings sits at its lowest level since 2009.

That's just the $920K April to $794K June drop

July is dropping even harder. We'll be in the 600s by September and that's when the banks are going to start foreclosing en masse, flooding the market even further.

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In June of 2016, there were $9.55 billion-worth of transactions in Toronto's market; by June of 2017, that had dropped to $6.33 billion.

Sales fell by an even larger 37.7 per cent, helping to push down nationwide sales by 6.7 per cent in June, CREA said. It was the largest drop Canada's housing market has seen in seven years.

>http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/07/17/canadian-home-sales-drop-by-the-most-in-7-years_a_23033866/?utm_campaign=canada_newsletter

$3.2 billion less money in a month... ought to be great for the economy and money velocity

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>>134065051

mfw we are still literal subjects who have only been given privalges for being good goys for our masters, we have no rights at all. Pic unrelated, have some qt instead.

Being Born Canadian is literally a fucking curse

>Australian senator steps down because of dual Canadian citizenship

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/18/australian-senator-steps-down-because-of-dual-canadian-citizenship.html

>An Australian senator has been forced to step down because she is a dual citizen of Australia and Canada.
>Waters was born to Australian parents in 1977 while they were studying and working in Winnipeg.
>She left Canada as an 11-month old baby and said she always believed she was just Australian.

>>134065294
Please archive or screenshot
https://archive.is/OTK97

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>>134061271
I fucking told you they were moochers
miss me yet?

fucking weird to see random dartmouth news on pol

>>134065345
Look, another fucking "potato head" Canadian.............

>We aren't inbred hooker babies!!!!

>>134064357
The iceberg is being charged with "sexual harassment" , "indecent exposure" , "rape" and a slew of other charges.
Canadian women feel safer now.

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tfw bottom 90% of people are completely locked out of the housing market right now

>best country on earth bud. love it because you can't afford to leave it....

>>134065567
The man who took the photon was also arrested under the new "iceberg porn law" which makes it illegal to photographic phallic looking icebergs.
He is facing life in jail. The woman judge says "he's a man, and deserves it"

My god, new Canadian women scare the fuck out of me. College/Uni aged bitches are psychotic.
They hate men, think all men are rapist and abusers, then go and mess with asshole black men, who rape and beat them.
Then they walk around blaming all men and trying to get sympathy out of us.

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>>134065740
kek

just got home from my night shift driving fork

getting 15/h

not bad eh?

>>134065954
BALLER

>>134065954
15 an hour?? Holy GOD! Are you a millionaire yet??
My gosh, if I had 15 an hour, I'd be driving a Ferrari, at the strip club every night, COCAINE PARTIES, POT PARTIES, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm a Nadian eh?? I can drink and drug with the best of em eh??

OMFG!!! BAD DRUMPF!!!!! I HATE DRUMPF!!
HE OPPRESSES EVERYONE!!!!
>Vancouver cancer patient’s wish denied due to Trump’s travel ban

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/07/17/vancouver-cancer-patient-wish-denied-due-to-trump-travel-ban.html

These people are brain washed psychos. Seriously. When they talk Drumpf, they ALL get some screwed up "Canadian look" on their faces, get all uppity and shit.

Fuck this country.

Fuck that bitch too. I do not give a fuck if she's dying or denied her wish.
Why the fuck should I care??

They tricked us into thinking the world is a happy, friendly place,where everyone cares about everyone.
Nope.
It's just bullshit.

Like bitches trying to know my past, to "connect to me" and shit, I tell em my story is finished. They DO NOT actually care, they pretend, so I will listen to their bullshit "asshole boyfriend" sob stories and give them sympathy.

I'm Captain Save a Hoe to these Leafettes or some shit.
Fuck off cunt. I'm not here to show you a better life, cause you'll shit on it, cause you're a dumb bitch.

>>134065982
>>134066238
yeah thanks buds

not a millionaire yet but im getting there ya know. gonna put a ring on my baby girls finger soon... I told her once I'm making 16 I'm putting a bun in that oven. Shes on ODSP so we're pretty much set

>>134066712
>I told her once I'm making 16 I'm putting a bun in that oven. Shes on ODSP so we're pretty much set
>Shes on ODSP so we're pretty much set

bAAAALLLIN' ASS MOFO over here

Have lots of kids to get the tax credits and shit.

>>134066712
That's great bro, I'm sincerely happy for you

>>134066712
Get that community housing and pay like $200 a month to live with scumbags in some rundown building.
You'll be King Shit.
Cheap rent, 16 an hour, a GIRLFRIEND/
WOW biud, calm down, no one likes a braggart eh??

>>134067021
>WOW biud, calm down, no one likes a braggart eh??

This.

No need to rub it in our faces. We can't all earn the barest minumum we can legally be paid.

>>134067021
Can't get a GF to save my life. Every girl is some loser, with some on/off deadbeat BF and I'm suppose to White Knight them. Like show them a good life, and each night they go fuck asshole, cause ya know...........reasons...........deep down he's a sweet guy.............
I'm here to do all the sweet BF shit, the asshole you fuck, refuses to do.

Ya fucking no. SO TIRED of my life in this fucking country.

jesus christ make it stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W6Jl3beOlY

T Dizzle O my Nizzle O

>>134066928
Yeah I'm gonna put that tyke in the little leauges as soon as I can. Little guy is gonna be the next Gretzky im tellin ya bud. Funny story, I'm actually Patrick Roy's 5th cousin. Yeah his moms maiden name was Gallant and that's my name too. Family is from the Island. Pretty cool eh?

>>134067183
Too all the dudes reading, DO NOT be friend with women.
you're basically their boyfriend, who they won't fuck.

Fuck them.

I refuse to be friends with girls these days. I don't want you as a friend. You're a shit friend. I pay for everything, listen to you whine, you don't help me find a GF myself and you fuck some asshole, you can't stop whining about every night.

Go fuck yourself cunts.

>>134067322
That's a waste. You need to have several kids. free labour.

>>134067560
>>134067641
Ya this is fucking weird...............

What the fuck????????????

Ummmmmmmm, isn't this a "hate crime" according to Bill M-103??

>Warrant issued for Jordanian imam accused of promoting hatred in Montreal sermon

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/17/warrant-issued-for-jordanian-imam-accused-of-promoting-hatred-in-montreal-sermon.html

Muslims don't promote hatred. That's "hateful facts" and illegal in Canada with Bill M-103

Oh it's cause he said stuff about Jews

>Video of the sermon at Montreal's Dar al-Arqam Mosque shows the accused calling the Jews the "worst of mankind" and hoping for their slaughter at the hands of Muslims.

Jews run the world, fill our countries with their enemies, try to make our laws in their favor and then it bites them in the ass.

The Jews will get kicked out of power soon enough. They always do. History is full of accounts of them being run out of town after years of shiftless fuckery and kikery

>>134068048
>muslims getting shut down using (((hate speech))) laws against the jewish
top lel

Why in the FUCK should I care?? My dreams of being married and a dad are long fucking gone. Does anyone care? NOPE

>I guess it's not meant to be': 3 newlywed couples lose wedding footage after hard drive theft

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/i-guess-it-s-not-meant-to-be-3-newlywed-couples-lose-wedding-footage-after-hard-drive-theft-1.4209869

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>>134068231
In canada if you con people out of amounts less than $2600, it is a civil not a criminal matter....

Mentally ill bitch makes a video game somehow. Not mentally ill enough it seems, can still program a video game..........

>This woman wanted to show what mental illness is really like, so she created a videogame

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/this-woman-wanted-to-show-what-mental-illness-is-really-like-so-she-created-a-videogame-1.4208873


WAHHHHHHH I'm a special snowflake, I have a "mental illness", treat me special, be "understanding", which means, treat me different than everyone else.

>>134068362
If you STEAL something, like a chocolate bar from the dollar store, and get caught, you're charged with Theft Under $5000.

No idea what you're talking about

Whoever stole that $5 hardrrive, will be charged with "Theft Under $5000" in a Canadian Criminal Court.

Holy Crap, how is this guy not strung up from a lamppost??
I can't believe CBC even ran this............


>As a doctor, I call Canada's bluff on 'universal' health care

http://www.cbc.ca/2017/as-a-doctor-i-call-canada-s-bluff-on-universal-health-care-1.4203621

>Nations exist because of myths we create... For Canadians, the idea that we care for everyone is one of them.

Canada is nothing but fucking MYTHS and LEGENDS of "what it use to be like" from people who weren't even fucking BORN yet.

>>134068729
FREE Healthcare is the CROWNING Jewel of Canada.
It's our PRIDE and JOY
It's what makes us BETTER, than those god damned Americans.

This article is a fucking LIE!!!!

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*autistic screeching Canadian meltdown spergout*

>>134068729
UNGRATEFUL fucking PAKI, comes to Canada, becomes a DOCTOR and then shits on Canada!!!
Couldn't be no doctor in Poo In loo land eh pal??

UNGRATEFUL SHIT SKINS!!!! RUINING CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!

>>134068729
>>134068837
>>134068934
This doctor is going to lose his license and maybe his life...............

Let's hope I'm wrong.

What is the samefagging shit? I can tell you're out east because this thread was made two hours ago.

Enjoy those equalization payments while they last

t. Alberta

The only business people are ENCOURAGED to start around Canada is a "craft brewery"
It's all the fucking rage.
Going back to our bootlegging heritage.
Canadians fucking LOVE alcohol and drugs.
To death.

>Bitter battle between Big Beer and craft brewers gets uglier

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/beer-craftbeer-bigbeer-brewery-hops-barley-labatt-molson-1.4202758

All those "craft beers" taste like shit. You say it's good, cause (you) made it and choke it down with a smile of pride, cause you're a dumb human.

Alcohol tastes bad, it smells bad, it's not meant for consumption.

Poo smells bad. Do you want to eat it?
NO.
Same logic.

>>134068529
I'm sorry dude you're right. I'm busy with other shit i barely skimmed it i just assumed he took the money and ran. That's the usual thing they do.

My bad. sorry to get retarded on you.

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>>134061271

>>134069331
LOL

Why is everyone such a meme loser around here??
Alberta is broke as fuck and on fire.

ya thanks for those "payments" bro............

Hate me cause I live in a province that "steals your money eh?"
Oh no, you don't hate me, just Canadian bantz eh?
HA HA ya fucking faggot loser bitch, just joking eh??
See my smile?? Just kidding you faggot scum white trash piece of shit.
Im smiling, that means I'm "nice"

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>>134069585

>>134069481
No worries, I know what you mean.
Let's say I rented a unit to someone and they didn't pay me for X amount of months, I'd need to sue them and the cops wouldn't do anything, even though it is "theft" in a sense.

>>134068729
>>134068837
>>134068934
>>134069029
Did you guys read this shit? Of course CBC ran this shit:

>I ask whether he takes any medications. No. Allergies? None. I ask about travel. He has not left the country in over twenty years. And then I ask whether he has had any illnesses in the past. He shakes his head no. I nod back, and just as I prepare myself to launch into more troubling waters, he says, "Oh I always forget… I am HIV positive."
>"Oh I always forget… I am HIV positive."

The article is hardly a critique of the system. They just want Canada to foot the medical bill for every AIDS infested nigger on the planet. And this doctor provides "undocumented" immigrants with medical care while complaining about the lack of provisions.

>My patient arrived on these shores in 1994. He never left the country after that, unsure whether he would be allowed to return. I did not ask what had made him leave home so long ago. All I know is that we both began to build a life in Canada around the same time: I did so, protected by the many arbitrary accidents of history that gave me the privilege of a documented immigration status; he did so, without them.

>This man is excluded from the security of our safety net for what seem to me altogether bizarre reasons. He has fully "integrated": speaks both official languages fluently, works, has a partner, pays into our collective resources through at least the GST
>at least the GST

>What excludes him from the care that I would no doubt have, should I find myself on the other side of the conversation one day?
>A piece of paper.

Das rite whiteboy. You're countries citizenship is just a piece of paper. Nothing at all really!


I swear you niggers don't read anything.

>>134069585
Nice!

>>134069585
>this newfaggot

Sorry my dude, some of the MODS on 4crap are leafs. We will NEVER be range banned.
I honestly think the "flag selection" is for Canadians. They're notorious proxy faggots cause of
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>134069741
I'll admit it, I don't read the articles I post. I write the first funny-ish thing that pops in my head from the headline.

It's all word garbage and canadian word magic anyways.

>>134067858
Th epolice are being islamophobic!!!!

>>134070589
I know right!! It's a "HATE CRIME" and "OPPRESSION" to try and silence Muslim when they talk about the Jews.

Jews love that word. "Oppression"
They use it on women
They use it on themselves
They use it for every special little group of genetic failures, retards and mentally ill psychos

>>134070920
Hitler tried to OPPRESS us, he's coming for (YOU) next!!!

Hitler was a half-kike and part of their scheme.

>>134070920
You people don't get what language really is.

They do. They know what words to use

Oppression
Terror
Horrific

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH America won't let us fuck them over anymore!!!!
WAAAAHHHH!!!!!
BAD DRUMPF!!!!

>Trump administration reveals goals ahead of NAFTA talks with Canada, Mexico

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/nafta-ustr-negotiating-objectives-monday-1.4208459

I skimmed this one, It's Canadians whining, as usual.
They can't do much else except whine and steal.

Here's the 18 page plan. I also didn't read this.

https://ustr.gov/sites/default/files/files/Press/Releases/NAFTAObjectives.pdf

>>134071447
WAHHHH you HAVE to let us work and make money in your country, cause ours is a shithole, that is better than America

>American negotiators also want to exempt local and state governments from having to open up government contracts to Canadian and Mexican firms.

>>134071447
Nothing on IMMIGRATION for us Canadians..............

Mexicans can walk across the Rio fucking Grande and become citizens, easier than a Canadian.
I speak English, I'm raised on American culture.

The CANADIAN government hamstrung us.
They don't want people leaving here.
Canada would EMPTY if we were allowed to "just move" to USA.

Back in the 1880s, they had to give land away in Quebec, cause everyone was using Montreal and other Quebec border towns are stop offs to America.

They needed to BRIBE people to stay here.

Fucking BRIBE me, Canada. I got my dream job, but 1 fucking shift a week and this country is expensive as fuck.

If I need to live here till I die (again), I want a comfy ass fucking life. NOW. I'm tired of this broke as fuck Canadian life.
I come from rich bootleggers. They where eating real cow, while others ate their kids.

LET"S GO!!!

>>134071942
We got a DJ at the strip club, been doing it 22 years.
He'll retire in his casket.

Who the fuck wants to give up that job?? Plus people can't afford to stop working, in "take every fucking dime you got-ada"

>>134072140
Just FYi, it's not all it's cracked up to be, working a strip club.
All the girls have boyfriends
They are there to work. That's it
They are egotistical bitches and half-drunk all the time. They get uppity, they get mouthy, they get sassy and you have to put them on blast.
Like every shift, it's something new.

It's a good time, but at the same time, there is a lot of shit to deal with and I go home alone every shift and play with my dick like a chump.

>>134072609
Ain't no Soprano strip club with bitches sucking dick for mobsters and a chance to dance at the club.
No cops getting blow jobs to look the other way at greasy dealings.

>>134072777
Those girls turn down 100s from dudes wanting to fuck them.
A grand doesn't mean shit to them. They won't.

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>>134072777
>777

ch3cked

>>134072894
Well at my club anyways, there is always rumors of clubs that look the other way and the girls are easy and cheap.
Nasty though..........
I'll play with my dick, before upping cashing to fuck some hole, 20 other dudes fucked the SAME DAY

WOOF............

>>134072954
I need those 7s to show up on a slot machine pull or scratch ticket..

These fucking digits don't pay me shit............

>>134073630
>I need those 7s to show up on a slot machine pull or scratch ticket..

the 777s are a sign that there is good luck around today. buy a ticket

>>134072609
Oh ya, I'm poor as fuck too, and work with all these bitches who make 100s a night and whine about "having no money, can't pay rent"

Shut the fuck up sister. Maybe you been poor, maybe that's why you dance now, but you sure as fuck forgot what it means to have nothing.

I got thrift store dress clothes that cost me $5 and I look like a million bucks......

Fucking sucks man.............

1 shift a week doesn't get me off welly. My welly check is rent and I scrape my paychecks by, week to week, like a normal fucking Canadian.............

Fuck this poor life.

>>134073772
$1000 A DAY for LIFE.

I fucking wish man..........................

I'm out for today, feel free to keep the thread going.

Just remember
>NEVER be friends with women. NEVER. You're the boyfriend they don't fuck. That's it. LAME chump beta shit.

>>134062673
I live in Woodbridge, heavy mob presence, likely more guns here than most places in the country.