Aus/pol/: gookops not coming back so some of you cunts need to

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I feel like i'm obliged to make these. only one other bloke has given me a hand, for fuck sake theres hundreds of you on here

SWEETPUFF EDITION

YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>134057680
evening boyo

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>Be bogan
>Be anglo penal colony in the 1800s
>Work hard, turn it into first world country
>Become chink colony in 2000s
Press F to pay respex

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>>134057437
this is it now, I had to screencap it from closer because there are palm trees down the middle of it now
on that corner is where hoyts is

>>134058110
not palm trees.. never mind

no one here
just me and my shadow
https://youtu.be/04O8KjKBouc

you're not here.. it's depressing me
https://youtu.be/6JgOP9fvfog

i'd love you to want to be here, i'm sorry for getting angry about no one else making aus/pol/s. i'll keep making them if you come.
https://youtu.be/fbP6RPdg7qU

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>>134057305
J U S T

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>>134057305
Die Gook

>>134057862

It's ok, we'll just take it off them when WW3 with the Chinks comes.

SOMEONE PLEASE FIND OUT IF LARISSAS NIPPLES SHOWED WHEN SHE BREASTFED IN PARLIAMENT

>>134059349
greens lost their main vote puller

>>134057305
can the RBA up interest rates so the housing market bubble bursts

We tried to warn you cunts not to come here. Did you listen? No.

So some dumb Aussie twat called the police in a big US city. That is some Darwin-tier behavior.

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>>134059443
I think she must've put the babies head under the blanket
out smarted us

>>134059461
More like main cock puller. Sarah Hanson-Young is now the sex symbol of the Greens.

>>134057305
is that real btw

I wanna suck her titties, lads

Glad this bitch is gone I fucking hate virtue signalling women nothing worse then a dumb bitch who thinks equality is breastfeeding her baby in parliament get the fuck out of here you canuck cunt.

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>>134059671
hahaha looks like its all over, time to pack it up boys

I'm literally so happy there are Asian girls everywhere I go in my city

>>134059671
eeeewwww I could fit my leg in her ass cavity

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>>134059826
Are you saying this is not a face you want to wake up to?

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>>134059839
>my city
it's their city bud

>>134057862
and they say Pauline was wrong

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>>134059892
HD was a mistake

>>134059461
>vote puller
She didn't even get 7% of the vote last election.

>>134057862
They're also about to buy most of the hunter valleys coal mines and are fixing for a large portion of our agricultural land. It's just fucking mental that it's happening.

>>134059966
Fucking kek

any of you been on this?
http://bernardgaynor.com.au/
what are your thoughts on it?

>>134059443
Shit was disgusting and a mockery of parliament

suicidal anon from last thread reporting in. today we had a speach from someone saying that its okay to talk about your problems but you must be reselient and a strong young man. am i the only one who sees the hypocrisy in people who say this?

>>134060061
They were going to by 1% of the Commonwealth for a little over $20/km2

>>134060096
I ain't clicking that

>>134060096
>Gaynor

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>>134059671
>anally fucking a cow

>>134060096
Actually doesn't look half bad to be honest

>>134060096
not shilling btw, I was looking for shitty pics of hanson young and saw a pic of Yasmin and this site was attached
>>134060170
he's a part of the conservatives.. apparently. I've heard his name before but I don't know who he is

heres the archive of the most recent story on there
>Why we need a strong minor conservative political party
http://archive.is/78g5Z

he has a paypal thing for getting rid of an imam

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>>134057437
>>134058110
what the hell happened

>>134060269
yeah, I was thinking that too.
I thought that guy yesterday who was talking about an aussie breitbart would like it

Mummy Waters put me to beddy byes

>>134060375
I think theres a foodland or a coles in the big building across the road in that pic now.
I haven't been to the parade in a few years though

>>134060061
our government sure likes selling things

>>134060325

Author: Bernard Gaynor
Bernard Gaynor is a married father of seven children. He has a background in military intelligence, Arabic language and culture and is an outspoken advocate of conservative and family values.

http://bernardgaynor.com.au/joined-australian-conservatives/

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>>134060491

>>134060325
one of the comments to that story
>Geez, mate, get the Muslim trash out, all 625,000 of them. Please, no more finely tuned prose you are very good at, which they won’t be reading, as they come at you and me with a scimitar.
kek

>>134060490
cheers, i'll need to look into this guy, he seems ok as far as aussie pollies go

>>134057305
Cheers mate. I'd make them but it won't let me do it from work for some reason.

>>134060452
cheers. was asking in a broader civilisation wide sense though m8.

>>134060626
I was saying to a mate it will be interesting what happens to Islam in the west over the next 50 years or so. Will they show their true colours or will there be a split and a form of faggot loving Islam will be born

>>134060626
It's interesting to see that someone like this guy seems to be just stating the obvious people like him are just so uncommon.
There aren't enough people anymore just stating what a load of croc everything is now.

>>134060728
with the amount of redpills going out islam might not be in the west in 50 years time, i was a liberalfaggot up until a year ago. glad i finally saw the light.

>>134060789
> i was a liberal faggot up until a year ago.
Took you long enough. still good to have you mate.

Might neck myself tbqh, cunt is totally fucked.

>>134060883
any particular reason?

>>134061034
I don't see any future

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>>134060883
It's not worth it mate, don't become part of the statistics.

>>134059608
I just wet myself

>>134060713
yeah, you're in Canberra ay? how long has that been playing up?
>>134060726
yeh, I gathered that but you know what happened. funny how theres a yank flag there though
>>134060758
i'm sure theres a lot of people who can see through the shit that were taught to think but they probably feel like we do, that we'll be branded racist/xenophobic, etc
>>134060789
most of us went through a phase
I was a socialist/Marxist when I was 17

>>134061108
We're not done yet mate
https://youtu.be/zTGTL5hftYY

How the fuck do you not know that you have dual citizenship, and how did it take 6 years of being a senator for anyone to notice?

>>134057305
melbourne looking mighty fine this time of year :)

>>134061234
Needs a fucking review that's for sure. Hopefully they have to refund at least all their perks, if not also their salaries. Fuck that would be glorious.

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>>134059608
>mfw an Indian is elected to parliament and is allowed to just squat down and shit

>>134061108
get off this website. i dunno why im on it right now, it's just constant blackpilling. it doesn't do you much good being bombarded with the most depressing stuff happening around the world everyday.

>>134061190
>yeh, I gathered that but you know what happened. funny how theres a yank flag there though
would be replaced by an abo one now, and an LGBT one in 5 years time i reckon.

>>134061108
same bro, how normies treat us suicidal people is fucking stupid. the same people who post male mental health awareness and its okay to talk posts on facebook are also the ones who would ridicule you if you ever mentioned your mental health problems to them.

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>>134059608
>canadian
go figure

>>134058110
Man now Im going to feel even more miserable when I walk by there

>news showed my local superket
>some nig nog teenager tried to steal a woman's handbag but other store goers pinned him down in a citizens' arrest
>ACA did a piece on a whole Melbourne street opting for a collectivized surveillance
I wasn't born here, but I remember watching old aussie films in school and people were leaving their doors completely open all day and all night. Now house invasions are on the rise and women are scared to be alone in their homes in western Melbourne, even behind 3 locks on heavy doors. A safe, white Australia is the sort my family came for, not the multicultural, crime ridden shithole it's becoming.
Feels bad man, and it's only getting worse and worse year after year. Tell me there's still hope anons.

>>134061621
get the fuck out of melbourne

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>>134057437
Cheers mate.
I was the OP that made the other one.

>>134061234
yeah, seeing as that is their job they must've known the rules.
in that story it says that's the same reason why bob day had to quit last year. they didn't not see that happen

>>134061621
>>134061621
peter dutton is getting these people deported, god bless his soul.

>>134061108
Then make a future.

>>134061190
Adelaide actually. It works fine at home, just work doesn't let me. Guess the IP is range banned here.

>>134061621
Yeah even the small town I grew up in you now have to lock your doors. It all started when they moved a bunch of abos there before the Sydney Olympics. They taught the locals about sniffing paint and stealing peoples shit.

>>134061676
you are forever branded with the aus/pol/ tick of approval

>>134061234
They know, they just didn't think they'd get caught.

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I'll try to make the threads on the weekends but im not doing the qanda threads

>>134061664
Not even in Melbourne m8, the diversity has spread to SA. All my neighbors are replacing those old brick knee high fences with something taller, really hard to watch this sort of shit happen to your neighborhood.

>>134061664
>melbourne
auspol needs to stop pretending melbourne is the only city with these problems. melbourne may be outrageously far ahead, but every city has these problems and we're all rapidly becoming worse and worse.

>>134061795
You're in luck. There's already a dedicated anon who makes the QandA threads.

>>134061842
Because Melbourne elects the MP's that lead to governments which encourage more of this

When your house is burning down, do you blame the fire, or the arsonist?

>tfw back on the bux

who /comfy neet/ here

also, this story

>gooks advertise jobs for literally 4.20 an hour
>over 14 dollars below min wage

BUT I'M BEING LAZY I GUESS FOR WANTING THE 18 DOLLAR FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE

http://www.baka.com.au/business/workplace-relations/chinese-korean-and-spanish-websites-advertise-illegal-pay-rates-as-little-as-420-an-hour-20170717-gxcl3h.html

>134061842
What Problems specific? thats all in nsw and vic the only real problem problem up here in qld is drugs.

>>134061842
This. We all know Melbourne is King when it comes to peak degeneracy but it's spread its shit to our other capitals, yes even Brisbane and Perth. The varying degrees don't matter, what matters is how we stop/solve it.

>>134061928
Are you a fellow /aus/ NEET general bro?

>>134061740
huh, theres a lot of anons from Adelaide, might just be you. theres a guy in Canberra that cant make threads neither
>>134061795
>>134061870
bingo qt seemed real depressed yesterday and said she might not rock up next week

>>134061928
If it's anything like the 7/11 (I think?) rort recently discovered, their pay packets will likely display the correct amount so ATO doesn't wise up, but they'll have to pay their employer back the difference.

>>134061938
Down here in SA we're getting increasing news of shootings and robberies. Food's fucking great though.

>>134061928
everyone needs to stop buying chinese goods, services and food. none of them pay taxes or pay minimum wage. as wrong as high taxes and a minimum wage are, we're undermining this entire country for cheap stuff while the chinese get a massive advantage on the rest of us.

>>134061916
plenty of arsonists in my state (SA) too mate.

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>>134061928
I was skimming over your story in /aus/ just before, good to hear though

>>134061190
Society has devolved into a GIANT ponzi scheme.
I really view society as a child of the enlightenment but actual liberty and freedom died long before I was born.
Captialism and democracy are corrupted

>>134062003
Yeah m8, just lurk, make the occasional shit post.

>>134062072
righto, i can make the threads but the bingo card i cant be arsed doing it. its not like qanda grill did it anyway though.

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any of you nu males ruck? kg, k's, time

>>134062151
Yes this is very true, the asian areas around brisbane get robbed because all the asians keep large amounts of cash because they refuse to pay fucking tax. there was a fire in a shopping centre at sunnybank and the amount of burnt cash they found was huge.

>>134062172
>>134062077
It's fucking sickening, and yet the government is doing fuck all, yet they guilt us for being lazy and "not wanting to work". Makes me sick and makes me want to give up.

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>>134062224
Good to know you are around m8.

>>134062072
She's up and down some weeks. If a thread doesn't get made by the time the show starts someone will inevitably make one.

>>134062149
Know the feeling. Thankfully I've got a good street/block which is predominantly white save for a couple houses. I just pray it stays that way.

>>134060452
>>134057680
That's King William Street looking South you bloody dingbat. Not the parade

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>>134061234

>>>134059948
>>>134060184

>>134062279
yeah I wouldn't do it neither.
if you can be fucked, go in archives and copypaste her op with the links

>>134062418
The nigger that tried to pull a robbery in Findon apparently lived in fucking Felixstow and tried to pull that shit at 8AM in the morning. Doesn't matter what suburb you're from, if you're out in public you better watch out for the diversity.

>>134062356
Thanks pal. Pretty good lads in the neet general on /aus/

>be me
>spend the day out with my Dad for family.
>Go to woolies
>see a muzzys,chinks and trannys everywhere.
>when i was at the checkout the trannys were near me and i legit felt fucking sick.

when will the race war start?

>>134062306
20kg ruck, 2.5 hours and I don't have a clue the distance.
I'm trying to increase the weight a bit but I'm scared I'll fuck my knees or back.
Remember kids, don't ruck on footpath

>>134062306
what's the deal? you walk around with weight strapped to you?

>>134062309
there's a fat ugly asian man in a dirty singlet who owns a noodle store in the city. he bought a $200,000 sports car a few years back, and then just recently traded it in for a brand new car of the same model. his noodle bar does ok business. i don't know what he's doing exactly but it isn't paying taxes.

>>134062594
Yeah pretty good.

You are not that hey cumguzzlers guy though I hope.

>>134062309
Shit, I should look into robbing gooks then.

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>>134062498
yeah thats what i was going to do, and i might add to the preamble a bit with the y/t links

>>134061450
You have to ask which is the greatest Shitpost of all time.
Australian Skywriting TRUMP over the womens march OR a Canadian showing her boobs in parliament, getting everyone to call her a hero and then getting fired.

>>134062437
I was questioning that, I saved the pic as Adelaide a while back and after I posted it in this thread I image searched it. it said norwood, then I looked for a pic of the big building with the flag and couldn't find it and thought they mustve changed the clock tower because that looks different too.
cheers ay, that was doing my head in but the google kept telling me norwood so I just trusted it
plus there were tram tracks up the parade and I dunno but thanks. that makes more sense anyhow

>>134057862
>34% of trade equates to 34% of land
nah, they're just buying the stupidly expensive shit in sydney because they're fuckwits that don't know any better

>>134062710
if you already have a criminal record look into it, youd be surprised what these people are hiding in their houses.

>>134062306
I remember when most aus/pol/ bros were /fit/ now all we have is the reddit neckbeard 400 pound fedor fucks. and chinks. your all a bunch of sad cunts and you need to stop larping or get fit you bunch of cucks


for the record, 58kg, 10k, 1hour 38 minute

>>134062703
I have no proof but I 100% think that's the eternal BBC poster
I just fucking know it

>>134062754
definitely giving us a run for our money lel

>>134062755
you could get a picture of the CBD and it would show the same horrific transformation. i feel sorry for the nice old buildings being sandwiched between the global standard mashup of modernist brutalist glass cubes.

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>meet a woman at a job interview in the lobby
> pick her up and end up taking her home
> mfw she's a dole bludging neet.
> mfw she has a ghetto as fuck name.
> mfw she's a bit of a fat cunt.

Seriously considering turning gay, lads.
Maybe the sodomites have a point after all.

>>134062902
>girl comes home with you immediately after meeting
>surprised she's a skank
i dunno anon maybe you're not so bright yourself

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>>134062847
I work for the ATO, anon

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>>134061795
>Not Aesthetic pic
Here, make Tony-Posting a bit better, at the very least.

I see 2-3 nig nogs every time I go out now guys, Canberra here. It's fucking disgusting

>>134062958
look into the asian businesses at sunnybank try getting some of them deported.

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>>134062956
I didn't say I fucked her, I took her home.
Dirty cunt

>>134062578
Ain't that the truth. Though I don't spend much time out in public much anymore unless with friends.

>>134063110
KEK

>>134063076
blame john howard, i honestly wish latham would have won.

>>134063110
missed opportunity

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>>134063087
On the dl, we actually have a small token """""taskforce""""" looking into it, but people here could give less of a fuck.
They're more curious about an Italian electrician named Mussi owning a Ferrari but operating at a loss

>>134062851
>I want to start loosing weight on my stomach and thighs
>Only really have a treadmill and 5kg Kettlebell
>Don't really want to touch /fit/ because I know/have fuck all

how screwed am I if I want to do something noticeable in 6 months?

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>>134063110
either way, if a girl is coming home with you immediately after meeting you on the street she's a skank. this is obvious.

>>134062902
being a faggot means shit on your dick and moustache blowjobs.

Not worth it mate.

>>134062306
What the fuck do you even do this for? You joining the army or something? Just excercise like a normal aussie, go for a surf or something you bloody lunatic. All you're gonna do with that shit is blow out a knee.

>>134062306
>>134062851
Why not just join the choc soldiers and get paid to ruck?

>>134063297
Who the hell doesn't have a gym membership in the current year? Also, you should go on /fit/ but don't scroll further than the sticky, it has all you need but if you taste the forbidden creatine, you'll turn gay forever.

>>134063297
Just read the sticky, mate.
And maybe fix your diet, /fit/ starts in the kitchen.

>>134063311
I've been told the shitdick thing is a myth unless you don't wipe properly or shower.
Regardless, coming out as a faggot is a huge no no in my family, and for good reason.

>>134063497
To avoid shit on the dick you need to do more than wipe and shower. You need to douche out and do enemas.

ok im going to bed lads.

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>>134063586
Yeah probably.
I really don't like fucking fat bitches though

>>134063393
I'm gonna. though I'm aiming for SF, hence the overkill ruck

>>134063393
Because we're not retarded enough

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>tfw even australian threads on /pol/ of all places get gay talk leaking in
you just can't escape it nowadays

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>>134063393
>joining the pozzed ADF
If any of you are actually retarded enough to try and do get in, I guess I'll see you in a few years when they send you to kill me for my high intensity assault memes of extremist nature.

>>134063586
You have no idea what you're talking about, I've had anal sex with my fiancee over a hundred times without doing an enema beforehand and I've never gotten shit on my dick

>>134063924
It only happens when the dick penetrates more than 4 inches m8.

>>134060491

Adrenachrome overdose

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>>134057437
>>134058110
>>134060375
>>134062437
here's the right place

>>134063924
Enjoy her rectal cancer m8

>>134063919
see you then

>>134063694
night mate

>>134063110

What the fuck do you think she expects when you take her home? Look at my home, does this rag smell like chloroform.

>>134063978
Be honest m8, you've only sodomised fat bitches who's arseholes are constantly full of shit haven't you?

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>>134063924
degenerates get OUT

got some potatoes roasting in lard in the oven, just waiting for them to be almost ready and i'm gunna fry up some crumbed lamb chops. Gravy already made with the shit I trimmed off the chops. Gunna be a great dinner lads

>>134063924
That's because your dick is tiny

>>134064221
>in lard
that's the way to do it

>>134064170
Kek, they're going to eat you alive in the army m8

>>134064283
either that or beef dripping. fuck all the fast food joints for turning into faggots

>>134062958
What the fuck are you going to do about the gooks paying $4.20 to their workers while I, a nigga who wants 18 an hour (you know, because min wage and shit) has to get on the bux?

>>134064221
Fuck yeah. I'm doing that for dinner tomoz for sure, haven't had crumbed lamb in months.

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>>134064288
>implying I'm autistic enough to act in real life how I act on the internet

can you stop lowering our HDI please mate

>>134064221
>tfw you grew up on a sheep farm eating nothing but mutton so now even the thought of lamb makes you want to vomit

On the bright side goat is a very tasty alternative

who here /keto/ diet
carbs and sugar are the things making us fatties

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>>134064221
he best thing to roast potatoes in coated in polenta with water, salt and pepper. makes them taste so nice.

I'm thinking of necking myself guys what should i do

>>134064471
yeah tasty as fuck
>>134064524
never had goat, i would of thought it would taste like lamb

>>134064262
It might only be the size of a needle but it goes in and out as fast as a sewing machine ;^)

thinking that blonde kids will be a rarety these days , all the foreigners have black hair

>>134063924
anal sex is fucking gross enema or not

>>134064559
dont. we need as many as we can to fix australia

>>134064559
Call lifeline on 13 11 14

>>134064543
I just get one of those foil bbq trays, stick fat in it. Boil the taters for like 15mins then colander. Rough em up a bit and add salt and then stick them in the oven until they are all crispy

>>134064611
yeah I don't get it, done it a few times and it's just a warmer hole. I guess if the chick is asking for it whatever but I don't get guys that want to force their wife to get butt fucked

>>134064740
fair enough. i think polenta gives it a better taste though.

>>134064559
talking about it only helps the first time, if you keep talking about it without putting any effort into improving yourself you'll become dependant on cunts feeling sorry for you and they will stop feeling sorry for you eventually.
life sucks, you can sook or harden up.

>>134064537
t. low test skinnyfat dyel nu-male

>>134064559
Don't. Neck the traitors to this country instead.

>>134064559
Blow yourself up in a synagogue, bonus points if you turn it into a false flag attack by recording a video saying you did it because you've converted to islam

>on a serious note tho go outside and talk to someone, sitting inside on 4chan all day will just make your depression worse

>>134064583
I had it years ago, I think about it every now and then, it left an impression. like gamey lamb.. sort of.

>>134064897
only place i've seen it is this halal butchers shop and Im not given them cunts my money

>>134064813
Get the fuck outta here you hippy fuck. Salt, pepper and anons dripping gravy is all you need.
>>134064835
Not that guy but it works wonders. Been panelbeating the mrs and shes lost 5kg in two weeks.

>>134064953
kek i love going to the local supermarkets and putting bacon and shit in the halal meat section

>>134064953
one of my dads mates had them as stock and that's what I ate so it'd taste different to store bought ones anyhow.
I don't think ive seen them in any stores

Anyone have any good places to look at for beginner cooks? I only know how to cook basic shit, everything else I buy.

>>134065012
I don't get why they get so pissy about it when it's wrapped up. They don't even have to touch the flesh

>>134064787
Meh, my fiancée and I mostly do anal around the time that she ovulates because we can't have regular sex because we don't use any form of birth control, she enjoys it a lot too and sometimes specifically requests it in the butt, personally I think both holes feel so similar that I could barely tell the difference if I was blindfolded, I know a lot of people say the ass is tighter but I guess her pussy is tight enough that there's no significant difference.

>>134065106
websites? or places that teach you

>>134064953
Just go to a regular butcher, they can usually order in all sorts of exotic meats like goat and rabbit

>>134065106
taste . com you can pick based on difficulty
although, i'm not a gret cook and I don't really know whats good and whats not

>>134065012
You're doing God's work anon

>>134065226
yeah but i'm not that dedicated on trying it. I'd buy it if it just so happened to be in the butchers I go to

>>134065106
Nigga we have a great cooking board, use it.

>>/ck/

>>134065106
https://www.chefsteps.com/

The site is run by hipsters but they know their shit, it's physically impossible not to get laid if you invite a girl over for dinner and cook her a delicious sous vide steak

>>134064559
nah take some shitty people out if your going to do this, this is also a joke post for all the agencies watching

>>134064559
Don't do it anon.

>>134065177
Websites mainly, or even youtube so long as they aren't a faggot.

>>134065238
Cheers mate.

>>134065307
I'll look into it more but have never really found it helpful.

>>134065414
Cheers mate.

>>134065762
If you're looking for youtube tutorials you might also want to have a look at this series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03h5T_tiyx0

Heston starts with really basic skills and then progresses to all the way to advanced stuff

>>134065414
Unless she's a fucking vegeterian

>>134065012
>>134065130
we had one at the supermarket i worked at briefly.

Most of the time it was just lazy cunts who got bacon from the deli then decided they didnt want it because they got the prepacked bacon instead.
But because they dont want to look like a grub putting in on shelf in a busy area, they do it where no cunt is just idling around, aka halal meats... that or yogurt section

>>134065991
Thanks, I'll be sure to check it out.

>>134066037
>dating a vegetarian

>>134066037
No self respecting Australian man would ever invite a stupid vegan girl over for dinner m8

>>134066092
When I was little I thought vegetarian and lesbian were the same thing

>>134065414
>sous vide
Will she peg you afterwards though you faggot?

>>134066156
rip me
current missus is a vego animal lover
but on the upside she laughs at my jew jokes and reads about hitler
what do?

>>134066223
lol, y u mad tho?

>>134066223
pegging isnt even gay. its essentially like a trap but just less gay

>>134066248
Hopefully she'll grow out of it, if not get rid of her. Ask yourself if you really want some retarded vegetarian to be the mother of your future children

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>>134066767
>>134066559
>implying you wouldnt let your mistress peg your ass with a 12 incher
why lie

Thanks for laughs, fags.

>>134064043

thank god, someone corrected it.

>When Adelaide was once a real city...

>>134064467
Shoot the gooks, honestly.
We're a bit useless

>>134066348
you seem a little bootyblasted friendo, who needs a waterbath to cook a steak lol

>>134065414
>sous vide steak
that's cheating (which is why i do it)

>>134066223
balls can't touch so it's not gay

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>>134064787
I've taken one up a couple times and it was honestly the most intense feeling I have ever felt in my cock, maybe it's because the guy knew what they were doing or whatever.
The downside to this actually amazing feeling was I felt like I needed to shit for the next 2 days.
Honestly would try again but I really really hate gays.

sous vide is bad because they always cook shit in plastic. Plastic is poison. We will realise that one day.

>>134068049
>who needs a waterbath to cook a steak lol
Basically every chef with a Michelin Star

>>134065762
http://foodwishes.blogspot.com.au/ most of his stuff isn't too hard and he has videos

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>>134068377
poofters, then

>>134068315
Sous vide bags aren't made out of regular plastic senpai, they're made of a substance specifically designed to not leech shit like xenoestrogens into the food

>>134068667
what about if you do the poor person way and use ziplocks?

>>134068667
They don't know shit about any of that stuff. It is all plastic.

>>134068888

>>134068951
Quality

>>134068881
>I know more about xenoestrogens than trained scientists

>>134068760
Probably less harmful than microwaving a container of takeaway Chinese food but you can buy a hundred sous vide bags for a couple of dollars so there's really no need to use ziplock

>>134069346
yeah but I don't have a vacuum sealer so the few times i tried it I just filled the sink with water and used it to displace the air in the ziplock bag

>>134069453
Jesus m8. May as well have cooked it in the toilet.

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>>134069346
>>134069207
>>134068667
>>134068377
t. Kambrook sales rep

>>134069453
https://www.ebay.com.au/i/351897531748?chn=ps&dispItem=1

>>134069495
I'm not paying for all this fancy shit just to try out a cooking method

>>134069625
let me guess it's made in china and will break after I use it once

>>134069616
Your hatred of sous vide is fascinating. Were you raped by Heston Blumenthal as a child or something?

>>134069706
Meh, all commerical grade vaccum sealers are basically the same, a cheap chink one works just as well as a $50-$100 on from Target IMO, I paid $20 for mine and it's been working great for years

GDAY CUNTS
STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/panel-audition-videos.htm

>>134069745
Heston is a faggot hack
>>134069866
going to keep saving to upgrade my PC, faggot microsoft says my i7 2700k is too old for windows 10

>>134069961
FUCK OFF CUNT YOU CANT VIEW IT AS AN ARCHIVE

>>134070020
stop being so harsh on norbot he is ok

>>134069918
Before I take a look
How bad is it?

>>134070131
i'm trying to watch it but it's loading slow as fuck

>>134070111
checked

>>134070131
pretty bad, but theres sure to be a comedic gem in there somewhere, just need to sift through
its basically a bunch of auditions from students who wanted to be on the QandA panel, 80% of these guys are autistic on camera

>>134059812
This

>>134069918
>I have three passions
>the first is social justice

Stopped watching there, also what are the chances that I could pretend to be a limp wristed faggot so they let me on QandA, I'd love to go full 14/88 on all those ethnics and SJW

>>134070430
my thoughts exactly, next time something like this happens ill be the first one to start stretching my acting abilities and pretending to be a lefty to get them to pick me up. the bants would be god tier
why didnt one of us audition?

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>>134059892
Cunts like this is why Australia is in a sorry state.

How do I stop feeling so fucking miserable. I'm friendless, unemployed, uneducated and basically unnecessary. I can't find purpose in anything I do where I was fine 6 years ago. Does age do this to people or am I just fucked in the head? Suicide is looking like the better option these days. The future looks empty.

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>Nisem is currently banned
>No BBC threads

>>134059443
Some News Corp or Fairfax photographer would have a photo of it. They generally take 100s if not 1000s of photos in these situations and release 10 at most. 100% chance some numale photographer is jacking off to it right now.

>>134071045
>I'm friendless, unemployed, uneducated and basically unnecessary
Get a job and/or go back to school?

>>134059966
Doesn't even look pregnant, just looks like she ate too much. She's an unattractive woman

>>134060469
Its just part of their good economic strategy (tm)

>>134071337
I got kicked out of uni for bad grades. Chemical engineering is a meme, only Asians can do it. I isolated myself for too long and it's destroyed my social skills. I can barely look people in the eye anymore.

>>134071337
>1337

>>134062851
And you would still get smashed by a 90kg out of shape piss head...Fuckin kek.

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>>134062851
>>134071872
confirmed, i would smash you if i was on the sauce

>>134071664
>Chemical engineering is a meme, only Asians can do it

i finished chem eng with first class honours (which is just below university medal) and im white as fuck, along with the rest of my cohort

doesnt matter anyway since i still havent managed to find a job rofl. most of my friends went on to do a phd since job prospects are so shit

>>134069918
real australians

>>134071664
Maybe go to an anime/vidya/tabletop-gaming social club, most of the people there will be just as socially awkward as you so at least you'll be able to socialise without feeling like a weirdo, I guarantee you'll feel like a well adjusted normie compared to some of the people who go to those clubs

>>134072123
Where did you study? I was at usyd and literally 80% of the class was Asians, most international students.

>>134062851
normies commenting on a non-normie website, telling everyone to be a normie

ive never understood this mentality. its strange how people choose to attack low hanging fruit like that

>>134072270
newcastle

we had like one asian and she was born here

>>134072328
Newcastle is a decent uni. Why can't you find work?

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g'night fellas
sleep tight

>>134072396
every job listing requires 3-5 years work in a specific field, and i cant apply for most graduate roles anymore since most companies only take on people that have graduate in the last 1-2 years. so im pretty much fucked

i dont know what to do anymore t b h, was thinking about going back to uni (i live right next to it) to do finance, but thats going to be another 3 years of university + more hecs debt

>>134072666
work experience*

>>134072270
Honestly anon if you're smart enough to even get into USyd then you're definitely smart enough to finish a chemical engineering degree

>I actually got into the Usyd undergrad med program but I decided to go to Bond because their med degree takes less time

>>134072666
didn't they stop people from getting more hecs if they haven't paid off the current one. It was to stop people being uni bums all their life

watching the fat of the furious and it's so fucking stupid and i'm only 15mins in

>>134072239
Nah man, even among nerds you'll find people have social skills and form a hierarchy. And if there's any girls it will just become a beta orbiter club.

Don't even bother trying to fit in, just tough it out by yourself and stop caring about whether you're liked or not.

>>134065762
Aussie griller on jew tube, just use your oven.

>>134072666
Are you only looking for jobs in Newcastle or all over Australia? I know for a fact that there's quite a lot of decent chem engineering jobs that don't require experience if you're willing to move to a remote area

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Execute order 66

>>134072652
Goodnight Steve.

>>134072851
You're drastically underestimating how autistic and socially retarded some of the people that go to those clubs are, honestly some of them should probably be institutionalised

>>134072917
looking everywhere. theres nothing in newcastle atm

do you have links to these jobs? ill apply for them tomorrow if so

>>134072748
Probably but I reapplied and got rejected, so there goes 3 years and a butt load of money wasted. May as well become a used car salesman and earn just below the minimum i need to earn to pay the hecs off. No point in me wasting more money and time on uni.

>>134073084
Not the type of people you'd want to hang out with anyway then, even if you are a failure yourself.

>>134070430
Iwas hoping the old bloke last night was going to give it a go, but he got rekt.

>>134073317
Might as well become a drug dealer tbqh, not as if you have anything to lose and at least you wouldn't have to pay back your hecs since all your money would be cash

>>134073476
Yeah, you'd have to be more subtle since SJW love to shout down any dissenting voice, a much more effective strategy would be divide and conquer, talk about how Muslims are anti-feminist or how feminists are racist or some other bullshit

>>134073648
That's an option I've considered but I don't have the network in order to sell high enough quantities to make it viable. Might just move to the countryside and work a nothing job the rest of my life. Then when I get sick of doing that I can kill myself.

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>>134072076
it begins.

>>134073978
>move somewhere private
>buy weed seeds online
>grow weed in backyard
>sell weed on the darkweb

Congrats, you are now a successful drug dealer, this method is arguably safer than being a regular drug dealer since no one IRL will be know so there's no risk of anyone dobbing you in

>>134074473
Not to mention since you have a chemical engineering background I'm sure you could figure out how to make meth or MDMA using legal ingredients, search duckduckgo for "uncle fester"

>>134074669
he could get DMT out of wattle to

>>134074859
It'd be hard work getting enough wattle bark to extract enough DMT to turn a decent profit tho