What ever happened

He and his family returned to his shitskin country with all of the money he made to avoid facing a fraud case. He probably couldn't even put a graphics card in a PCI-E slot let alone """solder a CPU"""

He is still at the white house ;)

>>134057407

Shut your islamaphobic mouth! Ahmed invented a clock and a hoax he is highly trained in tinkering and built a functioning finger print scanner at his local police station out of kinnects

>>134057252
He got a scholarship at NASA to design the next generation of space clocks.

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>>134057252

He became an hero.

>>134057407
Don't forget he just tried to sue Ben Shapiro and lost to the point the courts order him to pay Ben's legal fees

>>134057252
That kid looks so similar to my 12 year old self, it's uncanny.

He's probably going to be designing a bomb in a few years because of Islamophobia he suffered as a result of the Trump regime.

>>134057819

But trump wasn't even running when he was made into a national heroine

>>134058142
Yes he was faggot

>>134057252
Sure is /g/ up in here.

I think he's working for Mossad.

>>134057252
Ahmed Mohammed didn't JUST invent a clock... he invented time itself. Before Ahmed, we had no way to compare one "hour" (as he calls them) to another. So now we can go from "day" to "day" (that's 24 hours) with knowing what time it is. Ahmed Mohammed literally saved humanity from the brink of extinction by giving us purpose. Now when I go to work, I can "clock" in (that's basically a system to check "when" i arrive), and get paid for the time i've worked. Before, they just guessed how long I was there and paid me based on how much i thought i deserved.

Currently, Ahmed Jesus Moses God Mohammed is in the space-time continuum. Once he invented time, the Time Lords got wind of his powers and began an assassination attempt. So he's probably somewhere - or someWHEN - in time.

>>134057252
He's the top ISIS watchmaker now.

>>134057252
He tried to sue Ben Shapiro, the doogie houser of Jewish lawyers.
He lost and had to pay thousands.

>>134057252
he is sudanese, no way that he is smart, u are just country of cucks made him rich easily

He sued Ben Shapiro

Fucked off to Dubai with family after gathering as much 'donations' as possible.

Then again Dubai is facing a bit of a crisis right now so there's that

>>134057669
Why? Did he already spend all the money he got from suing the school?

>>134058611
Also this.

>>134057407
>""solder a CPU""

Help. The world is getting darker every day.

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>>134058521
>somewhen

Now that was pretty funny

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>>134058821
You've never soldered a CPU?
Retard

>>134058868
thanks, dad.

>>134058821
>not doing way more complicated stuff like soldering CPU's
Son, you will never work for NASA or Joogle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0DQ1Fv8Ej4

>>134058928
damn, how many gigawats does that run?

>>134058521

Huh I didn't know this. Pretty cool kid! If only domestic Americans were as imaginative

>>134059641
There is about 3500 kilograms of microkelvin running through that bad boy

>>134058769
They sued a lot of media outlets for defamation and got rekt

>>134059394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsVV_uV0JwQ

lel

>>134057763
You have to go back.

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ran back to africa or whatever shithole they were from

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>>134061547
God I hope his family lost more money than they ever got, it's bad enough that every virtue-signaling company sent him giftbaskets of products.

He blew up.

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>>134057252
Do not add this snapcode.

Let this thread die.

Please.

I'm begging you.

You'll regret it. It's a mistake. Don't add this.

He has an extremely annoying face, arrogance and terrorism rolled into one.

He should be tried for terrorism and then drone striked.

>>134057252
he tried to sue ben shapiro but failed

met with a bunch of islamic leaders/war criminals world wide too

>>134058602
technique could use some improvement

>>134057252
Can I get a quick rundown

Didn't the father try suing Texas and got btfo by the judge???

I hope they were in Qatar during the blockade and ran out of onions

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>we need something science-y to go in the background of this shot
>Fuck it, image-search "motherboard" and leave it up, good enough

>>134062425
Damn this is gold

>there were unsupported accusations - many of them contradictory, citing no evidence, and contradicting established facts - that the incident was a deliberate hoax, something that coverage of the incident described as a conspiracy theory.[2][4]
>his family decided to accept a scholarship from the Qatar Foundation and move to Qatar, partially because of unsupported accusations of terrorist links and continued harassment from conspiracy theorists.[9]
lmao at the wikipedo buttsalt

>>134058751
>Then again Dubai is facing a bit of a crisis right now so there's that
Can you please explain dear anon

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>>134063215
It really is stunning how blatant the scam was, right in front of everyone with a straight face, as if they weren't being painfully naked from the start.
Seems to be a common theme the last few years, folks used to getting away with shit foiling themselves with their assumption that nobody can find out basic information themselves.

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>>134057252
Obama took him out for pizza. He hasn't been seen since...

>>134057252
Who the fuck is this

>>134065793

Ahmed the clock boy who saved Islam

>>134068022
Bump for Islam

>>134057252
>GENUIS MARTYR FOR SCIENCE
WHO"S FATHER DID CONTRACT WORK FOR< AND IS PERSONAL FRIENDS OF THE OBONGO ADMINISTRATION

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>>134057252

>>134057252
Leftists, like the infants they are, lost interest and so he disappeared into the mist of past Left-wing hysteria.

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>>134065793
A very special little snowflake.

Will his graduate thesis be taking panels off a car and putting a steering wheel in backseat.
Achmed would make a good jew

>>134057252
He lost his court case and he fucked off, the end

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>>134058528
wrong
Casio is ISIS's top watchmaker

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>>134061290

Wow, you've surpassed the speed of magnetism by a factor of 10^12 pico-Pences, this should be on a scientific journal like salon or jezebel

>>134062233
Yes, they attempted to sue the city, but I believe the case was thrown out just a few months ago. Nobody really won anything. Well, I guess it was a win for the city since it didn't have to bend the knee to this kid and his shyster dad.

>>134064029
This. It was an obvious publicity stunt, and yet most of the useful idiots in the U.S. and abroad fell for it like the gullible sheep they are.
>be ahmed
>teacher assigns you a project to invent something
>go to store
>buy clock
>take it apart
>nigger rig it inside a briefcase
>show to father
>"very good ahmed! heheheh... you know what? you should bring this to school and surprise your teachers with it! set the timer and yell 'surprise'! heheheheheh!", ahmed's father says while rubbing his palms together
>go to school
>set clock on a timer counting down
>shove briefcase clock in one teacher's face
>"oh, that's very good ahmed, but could you please put that in your locker for now? the class will show their inventions later in the day", the teacher says
>ignore her request and shove the briefcase in another teacher's face
>that teacher notices the brown kid's suitcase is full of wires and has a timer counting down
>decide to notify the police department about what looks, acts and sounds like a bomb
>police come and detain ahmed for questioning
>ahmed's father happens to show up in the nick of time
>takes a photo of ahmed in custody and sends it to the media
>cue several lawsuits by ahmed and his father upwards of $15m
Both of them should be hanged in front of that school.

>>134073254

Stop being islamaphobic with the truth. It's not fair and hurts my feeling

>>134058602
>this is all it takes to get a scholarship to MIT

>>134057252
He went back to soldering CPUs by hand. You don't have a lot of time to go outside when soldering hundreds of millions of transistors.

>>134062025
Hey buddy watch it, I'd hate to see you locked up in Scotland yard

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>>134073564
hahaha because they don't into freedom of speech

haha I get it!

>>134073525
Not if you're white.

>>134073254
Forgot the part where he got to go to the nigger shed and shave hands with his father's good acquaintance for the cameras.

>>134074625
Or have male genitalia.

>>134057252
We broke him

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>>134058521
kek'ed

>>134062425
>>134064029
I wonder how many electrical engineers this bullshit triggered.

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>>134058528

>>134062425
photoshop is isis flag

>>134057252
He went into the history books alongside John Harrison as one of the greatest clockmakers of all time.

>>134057669
>suing a Jew.

Hahaha!

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>>134057252

He is currently writing "Koran Vol.2"

>>134057252
Reminder that his uncles catering company was called "twin towers catering" or something along those lines

>>134077289

What does that have to do with anything?

>>134057476
>;)

Fuck my butt

>>134077477

Flag checks out

>>134077436

T. Kiddy born after 2001
Enjoy your ban.

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>tfw you will never be as cool as Ahmed "cool clock" Mohammed

>>134057252
I hear he built a computer.

Admiral Akbar!

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>>134057252
>Is he inventing???
You mean "inventing." This sand nigger can't do anything. His clock was literally an industrial manufactured one that he uncrewed from its case and stuffed into a pencil box. Sand niggers are too inferior to invent anything. Every sand nigger in history that supposedly invented anything turns out to have been a white Persian.

>>134057763
Go back.

>>134078476
>top row left
>"I worked my poo-in-loo ass off, just to have some paki tarbaby retard his way onto my panel, I'm not pointing."

>>134058602
The ISIS flag is a nice touch

>>134078476
>bottom left face lmao

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>>134080176
Muzzie couldn't even work it down to a pencil box, it was a beat up floutist's case.

>>134078476
Fucking hell this pisses me off

>>134081209
ffs

>>134078476
Holy fuck that's a spicy image. Criiiinge. It's so good. So rich.

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The shitlibs want to forget this ever occurred, some of their heroes took the bait so easy because it was just such a delicious little virtue signal they couldn't pass it up. Science>? Brown Person? Islamaphobia.
HNNNGGG IM GONNA CUM FROM ALL THE DOPAMINE OF THIS SWEET SWEET SIGNAL

>>134077436
Typical leftist response.
>muslim man opens a bakery named after the 9/11 attacks
>"what does that have to do anything?", "how is that relevant?", "so what if he did?", "and? what's the big deal?", leftists spout as they scurry to the muslim man's defense
>german man opens a bakery named after the holocaust
>"RACIST!", "BIGOT!", "ANTI-SEMITE!", "DENIER!", "KILL YOURSELF!", leftists cry as the german man's business gets shut down