Brit/pol/ - No Links Edition

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Where is everyone?

Hiding from the Momentum tripfags and their buddies

>>134050614
https://youtu.be/shs7VQhVvxA

>>134050161
>No Links because fuck Tuesdays.
Isnt it time for you to go to kindergarten?

>>134051431
Nah

>>134052809
THINGS

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>>134050161
They died for nothing.

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>>134050797
is this about mogg again?

>>134053077
They died for all of what we have today.

They just didn't know it.

where is the britpol wtf

>>134055427
bugger all's happening mate
if you come here for anything but British politics then it's your own fault

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>>134050161
im goin on a crime spree lads, not even ur coppas will be able to stop me

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>>134056826
Fuck off Irish rape baby.

>>134056764
>>134056749
>>134056731
Why hasn't any Ulstermen killed him yet?

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>>134056951
>voted best looking people on earth

your insecurity is showing

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Dudes what am i gonna do i fucked up my a levels so cant get into uni i have called every college in my city and none of them will take to to finish how do i get qualifications to be able to get into uni i have found one place which charge 9k but my mum said thats way too much money so idk what i'm gonna do i feel like giving up on life

Inflation dropped to 2.6% the: "muh brexit world ending" narrative is crumbling.

>>134057060
Get an apprenticeship? It will pay basically nothing, but you'll be learning valuable skills and maybe within a couple of years you could be trained and working for the company.
Maybe go into machining or motor mechanics. Obviously it depends on what you're good at.

>>134057189
there are hardly anywhere in my areas doing web of software development apprentice ships i have applied for the only two i could find and none of them have got back to me so i assume i don't have a place most stuff want you to have gone through uni first

>>134057060
study harder and retake your A-levels

>>134057334
Hmm, yeah that's tricky.
Don't suppose you could do some menial job at a supermarket or something for a year or so, then pay for uni yourself? Idk

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4 more days to find out if I've been caught speeding or not.

Fucking hell, lads, the stress is killing me. If I get 6 points I lose my licence and have to take my test again, which I previously failed three times.

>>134057807
6 points? Over what period of time? Maybe driving really isn't for you m8 with six fucking points.

>>134050161
Labour group urges party to do more to appeal to the English

“They are strongly patriotic, believe in community and contribution and, like it or not, were much more likely to vote leave,” Denham added. “We won’t win their support by simply waving St George crosses but by respecting who they are and showing we understand their fears and concerns.”

He claimed that some party activists worried that engaging with Englishness meant making concessions to racism and xenophobia, adding: “It doesn’t, and we’ll help show how.”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/18/labour-mps-urge-party-to-do-more-to-appeal-to-the-english


The Labour Party should use this in their recruitment attempt :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U&feature=youtu.be

Can someone make a proper Brit/pol/ with links and stuff ?

>>134057897


>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jul/18/labour-mps-urge-party-to-do-more-to-appeal-to-the-english
https://archive.is/JE7oS
>https://youtube com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U&feature=youtu.be
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U&feature=youtu.be

>>134057877
I haven't got 6 points yet, lad, but if I did get them I'd lose my licence, which is why I'm worrying.

>>134057657
i want to there are only 2 colleges in my city doing computer science and they wont let me back in to redo it

>>134057807
You won't get 6 points

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>>134057941
how fast were you going??

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>>134057941
Sorry m8 read that wrong. Hopefully you weren't caught. I got caught by one of those speed trap wankers at the top of my street once.

>>134057943
I bet you can commute to study somewhere else with less than 1 hour travel

>>134056826
I hope you have a license for that deadly weapon.

Make sure to store it back in it's regulated safe when you are done too.

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>>134058320
there is one place that isn't a uni i have spoken to them on the phone it's a foundation degree course i have to call them when i get my results
>>134057941
you can lose your license from speeding once??

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R.I.P. to women being unable to drive in adverts.

>>134057941

Why are you so shit at driving?

>>134058501

>(((gender stereotypes)))
>implying both men and women don't benefit from the traditional family roles

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Made the mistake of opening the door to some Australian sounding cunt from the TV license. Then I just didn't go back to the door. It's been 4 minutes now.

>>134058501
I was reading up on the pamphlet wars the other day and I came across this little ditty on wikishit about the feminist application that went
>A common idea promoted by many literary works and the general attitude towards females, Lanyer's work "Eve's Apology in Defense of Women" refuted the belief that Eve is responsible for the fall of man. A very uncommon and unpopular stance to take, Lanyer accomplishes her defense through structuring it as an apology, one of the earliest subversive feminist texts
>accomplishes her defense through structuring it as an apology, one of the earliest subversive feminist texts
which got a bit of a giggle out of me for the sheer degree to which women and manipulation and subversion really haven't changed at all over the years.
It's a bit of a loose connection to the topic at hand but the subject matter kind of struck me in the same way, just for the patent manipulation employed - it really never seems to go out of phase does it?

>>134058869
Just tell them you remove all Implied Right of Access from them to your property and to fuck off.

They are a private business they can't do shit.

>>134058875

It's not very surprising that the weaker sex has to employ subversive and manipulative methods in order to get ahead, of course many women don't do it on purpose or with any malcontent. Some women are clever enough to know that the married family benefits them greatly.

>>134059067
I don't usually answer the door for the cunts, thought they were Amazon. He's left something in my letter box and fucked off for now.

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>poles are based and right win-

>>134059437

Would you rather he be dressed in latex with his knob hanging out?

>>134059437
>all Poles are the same
>all of any Western nationality are the same

Believe it or not, even a few redpilled leafs exist.

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>>134059578

Surely you jest?

>>134052809
I completely believe this

imo Tony Blair is one of the antichrists of the book of revelation, he fits all the signs. Him being a freak bender just makes it even more certain
He also went to bohemian grove and had close ties to Hillary

unfortunately that probably means we're not done with him yet.

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This nasty little paki needs to be fired.

>>134059742

He has absolutely no authority in the matter. The Queen invited him.

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>>134057060

>none of them will take to to finish

>>134059645
I see a couple every day.
Makes me feel like leafs aren't so bad for a second but then I see another leaf post and the magic is ruined.

>>134059742
He's a cheeky little cunt who thinks he's Prime Minister already.

Sadly, he probably will be PM within a decade. Just in time to declare the Sharia

>>134057060
You fucked up, now go into an apprenticeship in something you think you will enjoy. You will get paid basically nothing, but at the end of it you'll get a certificate for working for a year with an experienced teacher.

That will actually be super useful and you can probably from there get full time job that's decent and lets you work with your hands.

>>134059298
If it's something to respond to them just reply and say "I don't have a TV/watch live TV and I remove all Implied Right of Access to my property"

If it's anything else just throw it away and claim you never received it.

Also never give them your name or confirm anything with them, you can literally stonewall them with "No Comment" or "I am not confirming or denying anything"

Or just say fuck off and slam the door in their face, they literally can not do anything you do not let them do.

>>134059864
if you think places like wales or the north east for example would elect a muslim you're off your fucking head mate. You'd see newcastle and sunderland go conservative for the first time in a century if that happened.

https://youtu.be/gJUc-bdhIHQ

Moggy wooing the ladies.

>>134059994
Not true. Last election, Newcastle went labour, wolverhampton went labour... we're seeing classic Tory strongholds go labour. This trend will only get worse as the conservatives fail to deliver good results (I'm not implying labour is better)

but this country is demographically and culturally dead anyway, the generation growing up to become the prime demographic is 50% non white and 80% labour voters. Hence why labour insist on appealing to 'da youf' so much.

>>134057334

If you're 19 or over get yourself on an access course.

They are a level equivalent and can be done in pretty much every field.

>>134059742
He's the "quintessential" paki
>manlet
>rude
>slimy
>speech impediment
>uses "Multicultural London English"
>crypto-extremist
>uppity
>possibly a repressed homosexual
>agitating to destroy English customs
>etc.

>>134058501
I'd rather they stop wanking around showing women doing DIY jobs in every DIY store advert

>>134057060

Have you fucked your a levels in the sense you feel you did shit at them or have you had your results?

>>134059742
Whoever fished this piece of shit out of the Thames and put it in a suit deserves a visit to the tower

>>134060172
Newcastle has voted Labour since 1928 or then abouts. Labour's working class northern vote and Welsh vote would immediately be lost if it was a Muslim running for leadership. Then what does Labour have? That is, or was, their backbone. They'd have to rely on the pakis in Birmingham and London who manage to turn some shithole constituencies Labour but not enough to make Labour recover from a Muslim leader.

>>134060200
So true. He really represents everything that is bad and wrong with letting these fucking animals into our society.

To add to that
>Labour
>Sharia Liberal
>Thinks he's more important than he is, they all do for some reason

>>134060361
Tory strongholds have started voting for literal niggers in red ties. What makes you think Wales and da Norf wouldn't vote for their local labour (white) MP even if Sadiq was leader?

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>>134057060
>one place which charge 9k
How old are you and what course is it? If you're still 18 at the start of the course I don't think they're allowed to charge you (unless it's HE). Even if they do you can probably get a tuition fee loan for that shit.

>>134059742
the choices where in the mayor election where
>Jew
>Muslim
and guess who has a more reliable voter base
Why could /our bojo/ stay for another tern

>>134060666
*why couldnt

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>>134060449
Because I understand the cultural and class divide we have in this country in regards to politics. We don't have a simple left to right scale. The North and Wales have been Labour's backbone for the past century because they were always seen as the working man's party but these people are, undoubtedly, more socially conservative which is why UKIP (before Brexit) polled so high in these areas too. Labour's only other completely secure vote in the country is the pakis and this map probably roughly predicts an election result w/ a Muslim leader. It would be suicide for Labour to have Sadiq or any Muslim leading its party and they probably know this to a degree. They would isolate their historic voting bloc in a time where their party is a complete disaster anyway, many of your voters turn to UKIP, BNP, or the first alternative party that pops up, and their last 3 PMs have been disasters. which is why it'll never happen in the near future.

Like I said I predict the results would look like pic related.

>>134060666
Zac actually has the potential to be a brilliant parliamentarian. He was chasing the pedo story while in parliament too and wants to break the corruption in the tory party.

Seriously, where is everyone?

These threads usually hit 300 posts in an hour, if that.

I've noticed the whole site has been going slower recently, so where did everyone go?

>>134060803
to work?

>>134060803
There's 2 brit/pol/ threads at the minute, one of them is about some Polish girl offing herself, the other has no links so not only are we thread split, its hard to tell which is the real Brit/pol/.

>>134060824
And work too but that doesn't usually stop it.

>>134060803

Its as if everybody is a NEET

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>>134060744

>London

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>>134060744
Wow look how spread out and integrated the muslims are.

>>134060752
>Zac actually has the potential to be a brilliant parliamentarian. He was chasing the pedo story while in parliament too and wants to break the corruption in the tory party.
You have to be fucking with me

hello lads

>>134060179
do you know any websites that are good because when ive been asking about them before lot of people say they try and scam you for your money

>>134060297
i moved my courses around a bit so i have an as in photography which i should get an okay grade for , a certificate in game development an as in computing which i got a c for and an a level in design which i should get an okay grade for. My computing teacher left about a month into the second year and we had supply teachers which didn't know computing until about a month before the exam because the teacher left i got behind on my coursework and got really stressed out so i had to drop the subject because i couldn't cope with it as i was also struggling with depression and mental health issues at the time. Because i only have one full a level i'm in a weird area because i was told having 2 as levels will count as good as an a level but when i went to my colleges careers person they basically told me i have no hope of getting into uni.

>>134061182
Look at the sadness in his empty kike eyes

>>134060660
i'm 18 the course is at a privately owned college so there is no way i can get a grant or funding other than getting a loan from the bank but that is the only place i have found which is in my area and will take me but it's a uni level course the 9k is only for one year though so it might end up being alot more if i stay longer

>>134060744
A high percentage of voters don't look into who they vote for enough alot of my parents and family and their friends all vote labour just because they are supposed to be good for the working class but don't look into it enough to actually know what they are going to do

>>134061582
fucking hell is that the mayor of london how the fuck is a mudslime manlett gonna be a good politician

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Actually can't be arsed to try and be smart any more lads, it's too much hard work to have inciteful opinions on current affairs and other subjects people talk about

Gonna just wank and be alone all my life I reckon

>>134061519
Mate it sounds like you dont know what you want if you keep changing minds. Dont give into the social pressure of university if your not doing a worth while degree. Apply for an apprenticeship instead if your grades are all over the place.

>>134061519

Access courses are free if you are under 24, they last a year and most colleges do them.

Sorry to hear you fucked your a-levels, I did the same, a lot of people do. The best advice is to just have another go.

>>134061748
Dont give in to nihlism mate then ((they)) have already got you.

>>134061748
You're not alone. If that's any solace. It's going to be interesting to see our generation being the world leaders and how many of them will be directionless lonely neets.

>>134061809
i've always been dead set on computing that's why i moved my other courses around a bit but it's just aids that my teacher left because it fucked up one of the only things i am great at
>>134061824
okay thank you i'm gonna look into them

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I'm /fit/, not too ugly, own a house and make good money (income will go over £50k for the first time this year). Where do I find a decent wife to have children and a stable family with? Preferably with the minimum amount of drama.

Not too into sex or women but would like a family (parents both dead, only sibling lives in Australia).

>>134062007

Church.

>>134062007
Is your picture implying Diogenes wasn't a "chad"?

Are you stupid?

>>134062007
Church.

>>134057941
Serves you right for speeding, i hope you run over your mum next time you're speeding.

>>134061921
At the end of the day you should of used your own intuition to study for the modules if you had supply teachers. My college changed the grading system in the second year by only allowing one assignment to be submitted as your final grade so you had to get it right first time as there we no reisits.

>>134062192

>there we no resits

Kind of a stupid policy. I failed one module in Uni but was allowed to resit. If I hadn't been allowed to resit, 4 years would have been pissed away.

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>>134062107
Alri then. Any advice about denominations?

I know some Catholic traditionalists from way back in school but otherwise haven't had much contact with active Christians.

>>134062007
Church is your only hope tbqh. But also a perfect fit for a guy like you.

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>wah, why can't I attack a defenseless child? ;(
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40628598

>>134050161

There's the rub, thyne willy betwixt thumb and finger did shoot forth ribbons of silk to be sure

~Willy Shakespeare, Much Ado About Willys

>>134062288

Go to Church services close to you, doesn't really matter what denominations.

>>134062281
Meant resists as in you were automatically capped at the lowest grade if you submitted your work.

>>134062288
Catholic church is fine.

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>>134062301
Smacking is a good thing cause it gives girls daddy issues which makes them like rough sex at an older age

>>134062379

Oh I get you.

>>134062301

>hitting children

Proven to do fuck all. Makes children grow up violent and resentful and with a disregard for authority.

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>UK the poorest performing EU economy, the only country with declining wages, and a rising cost of living

What did we mean by this?

>One of the high ups at work is leaving
>Half of his area of responsibility will now fall under my boss
>My workload to effectively double with no increase in pay
Fuck this shit. I need to start looking for a new job or become NEET asap

>>134062542

>average wages
>(((cost of living)))

About as useful as (((GDP))) in measuring the performance of an economy.

>>134062301

Diane Morgan is a bit of Northern totty 2bh

>>134062582

Can't you negotiate a higher wage increase due to the now larger work load?

>>134062582
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>>134062613
She's a qt3.14

>>134062582
Have you tried asking for a raise?

What would happen to the company if you bailed on them tomorrow?

>>134062693
>She's a qt3.14

She is

>>134062301
fuck off

>>134061748

kek @ that filename

>>134062526
>hitting
>smacking
Two different things, smacking causes no physical harm but is used as a physical warning. Hitting causes physical damage and causes children to grow up with issues.

>>134062721
>company
That's where you're wrong kiddo
It's public sector, they only give a toss about managers, not plebs like me. The union reps here are useless too.
Apparently they haven't looked at admin workload distribution yet, but I know from previous re-structures that I'm going to end up doing more work and the wages won't change.

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Female Lib Dem MPs. What could go wrong?

>>134062975
>Two different things

This desu senpai.

There's a big difference between a smack to stop a young child from doing something and full on abuse

>>134063144
She's a right cunt as well, very calculating

>>134062385
Don't lie.

Having a Greggs Steak Bake in memory/honour of Designated Leftist.

>>134063308
He might still be alive.

>>134063308
>>134063408
What happened ?

>>134063435
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Designated%20Leftist/

>>134062288
traditionlist/conservative churches seem to all be nigerians where i am

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This is the sound of someone losing the plot

Making out that they're okay when they're not

Oh, baby

Here comes the fear again, oh-oh

The end is near again, oh-oh

A monkey's built a house on your back

You can't get anyone to come in the sack

And here comes another panic attack, oh

Here we go again

>>134063308
one down
dozens to go

If I had to baptise a Jew, I would take him to a bridge over the Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words: 'I baptise thee in the name of Abraham!'

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>Advertisements that show men failing at simple household tasks and women left to clean up are set to be banned by the UK advertising watchdog.
>Ads that mock people for not conforming to gender types or reinforce gender roles had "costs for individuals, the economy and society", the ASA said.
>One example was an advert for Aptamil baby milk formula that showed girls growing up to be ballerinas and boys becoming engineers.
>An advertisement for KFC featured one man teasing another, who said he suffered from anxiety, over his lack of masculinity.
>The ASA also said ads suggesting specific activities were suitable only for boys or girls were problematic.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40638343

FINALLY SEXISTS BTFO

So do we reckon prince charles will automatically succeed the crown to william?

To all you tripfags, why do you trip? What does it do for you?

>>134063731
The Queen will outlive Charles tbqh

>>134063733
dunno lad

>>134063680
we're becoming authoritarian for all the wrong reasons. Globalist liberal repressives... is there anything fucking worse?

>>134063733
Why are you against globalisation?

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>>134063652
This

>>134063731
Hope not

>>134063731
No, will go straight to Wiliam.

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36 people need to die for her to be the Queen.

>>134064137
SHe looks kind of puffy honestly

>>134063144
Better than female Conservative, SNP and Labour MP's

>>134064137
That's very revealing for a royal

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>>134063731
Hope it skips straight to George desu, so we get a fresh, young warrior king to guide us through the dark period approaching.

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>>134063435

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lads need advice, got a litter fine in Leeds for £60, the thing is the bin i was gonna stub my cig out with had been cordoned off by the council. In my appeal i told them this (and sent a pic) and they told me i should have reached over it to put it in the bin (WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IN IT BEING THERE REEE etc?)
The offence was commited as sooon as i walked away apparantly but iwas just going to check coach times and argued i was going to return to my cig butt when the bin was free

basically what do i do from here? they rejected my appeal and i now need to write a letter to take it further. i have till october to pay now as i got my deadline extended.

>>134064278
Hahahahahahaha.

He'll be opening swimming pools and public buildings so he can collect the royal bennies while shitskins flood away our national identity. Our royals don't give a shit about us. Sorry.

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>>134057060
Join the forces.

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>>134064385
Sh-shut up mate, just let me LARP a bit on my lunch break

>>134064365
was going to help you but if you're throwing litter on the streets i don't care

>>134064137
She looks fit in that pic, but in reality she's a fairly average looking lass. She's good looking for a royal, though.

>>134064365
Serves you right, hold onto your cig butt and put it in a bin. The fact one bin was cordoned off doesn't excuse you from throwing it on the floor. If you attempt to appeal it you'll be seen as the chancer you are. Pay your fine and stop littering.

>>134064385
Have to agree with this. I don't mind monarchists in general, but those who blindly support our royal family piss me off; they are wilfully complicit in our nation's downfall. Not one of them has ever made even the vaguest hint towards helping the cause of White Britain or even just slowing its downfall.

>>134064492
Nibba it was a cigarette butt, I had a coach to catch and there was no bin (see pic) couldnt go around because they were power washing the street idc if bait but pls help i dont have 60 bar

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>>134064365
>they told me i should have reached over

>>134062288
If you're a Brit, do you even need to ask this question?
>>134062385
>Fuck off to the continent, idol-worshipping papist

Best way to blag an x-ray for my foot? I think I might have a stress fracture or something like because I've had a sharp pain for well over 6 weeks.

>>134064741

Get bupa

>>134064738
>>Fuck off to the continent, idol-worshipping papist
>Britsh history only started when Henry VIII wanted to start fucking other women

>>134064652
fuck off you nigger

>>134064652
Get one of those cigarette carries that solid snake has, so that this doesn't happen again.

But yeah, stop being a knob, just pay your fine, you did litter even if it's shitty that the bin was cordoned off. I would have just hopped the barrier to put the cig in the bin, nobody would have cared.

>>134064688
blast from the past
>inb4 it turns out that show was some weird far left propaganda like everything else
>mr tickle was normalising paedophilia

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Check out this degenerate in a London cab showing her arms.

>>134064775
>not being insured by Lloyds of London

pleb

>>134064652
>waaa its not fair i got caught being subhuman filth
I hope a bird shits into your next ice cream and you don't notice.

>>134064828
it's alright to stay on your moral high-horse when you don't actually have to leave the comfort of your basement and interact in the world, you've probably never been in a hurry for anything in your life living of gibs.

fuck you etc

>>134064785
>Here's £2.50 for the indulgences, keep the change

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>>134062453

They all like rough sex, sorry anon. The ones that say they don't just have not been fucked properly by an angry small penised man yet.

They all like being throw around, dominated, choked etc. Try not to get jailed for rape.

>>134064995
It is your own fault.
You are white trash.
Get out of my country.

>>134064995
>attacking people for your own mistakes
Nah he was right on the money

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>>134064895
fucking slut, we dont allow that shit anymore in sunni germany.

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>tfw not a bingbang

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Is she /ourgirl/?
https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/887088484808314880

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>>134065122
>tfw

>tfw spent all morning watching porn

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>tfw spent all morning watching fetish porn

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>tfw spent all morning watching old ratchet and clank speedruns to simulate social interaction

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>>134065506
you autistic lad?

>>134065556
might as well be

>>134064365
Top kek, I got caught by one of those jobsworths in Leeds and I just told him I was homeless so had no address for them to send my fine to, the fucker even called the Police on me and I told them the same thing.

Then the Police told him to fuck off and leave me alone.


I had a home and a good job, they even came into my work to talk to me lol.

>>134064365

go on the 'uk legal advice' reddit, its trivial to get out of if that photo is legit IF you approach it the correct way, which is writing that read like you are a brief. it might not be worth your time to spend doing it unless you are scavenging food from bins, in which case simply take out loans, take the cash out, hide it somewhere not in your house, default on the repayment a week later saying you have no money as you spent it all on rent boys and speed. Say you can afford to repay 1£ a month to pay back. They will agree eventually and then in a few months offer 1/5th of the debt as full and final payment, they will accept and you with have made 4/5th of the loan by committing fraud. If you genuinely have no money no ISA no saving, the above is quite hard to fuck up, but people are creative so buyer beware.

IANAL in case it was not already clear

>>134064785
Stop purposely misrepresenting history.

Theory test in 1.5 hrs. Any last min tips lads?

>>134065934

dont fail

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>tfw mistress calls you a good boy and lets you out of your humbler for the day

>>134053077

Yep we've betrayed them massively, what they bled and dodged bullets for we won't even stand up and be called nasty names for.

>>134065934
There's a section identifying the appropriate Truck of Peace victims now to further help tolerance of our vibrant, beautiful new culture from the middle east.

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>>134053077
Feels absolutely fucking heart-wrenching and makes me sick. But, alas, what are we to do?

>>134065036
I thought girls prefer big dicks?

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>>134053077
This British soldier is probably thinking about the future of freedom only to betrayed by his nation

Hello from Cumbria, you bunch of cunts.

what the fuck is up with this thread today

>>134066477
Fellow brythonic native son reporting in

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>>134066477
Hello Rosemary

I brought a 10/10 french girl back to my place last week and my dick didnt work coz I was too drunk.
Life is suffering.

Anyone tried cialis?

>>134065934
Theory test is easy, but if you're the same retard from yesterday who said they didn't revise you're going to fuck up the hazard perception. The timings are all kinds of fucked up and without practice you'll not pass.

Congrats on wasting your time and money.

>>134066630
you have low testosterone if you cant get ur dick hard when drunk

>>134066630
I've never had my dick not work 'cause I'm drunk, if anything it works more 'cause I lose my inhibitions and just want to fuck.

>>134066604
Farron is MP for Westmorland and Lonsdale, nowhere near my location pal

>>134066630
>preventing you from creating half anglo half french mutant offspring
your dick was working as it was supposed to

>>134066684
I might although I've never had it tested. I'm a good looking, decently build and manly guy. Work out often, do sports, eat health-ish. Maybe performance anxiety didn't help with it but there was literally no blood coming down to my dick, whereas my dick was rock hard the next day when the hangover went away and I was sniffing the pillow she slept on. >tfw

I ate her out and made her come twice fingering/playing with her clit but then again it's a tragedy.

>>134066909
Fuck off to /soc/ or /int/.

>>134066966
Shut up bruv

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>>134066909
>tfw /fit/ with a tiny pathetic cock so I'm a beta male for life
>even had a tranny crisis over my lack of manhood and had to go to counselling to sort myself out
>might be gay
>tfw

>https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/887264894185345025
>ICM National Poll.
>LAB 43%
>CON 42%
>LDEM 7%
>UKIP 3%
>GRNS 2%

>London paramedic has liquid thrown in face by masked men
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40641841

PART

AND

PARCEL

>>134067255
Are you Preusse

>>134066909
get it tested lad, mine was about 380 so looking to get on trt soon. my dick took like 10 mins to work when i was drunk with this girl once, rarely get erections in the day anyway as it is

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>>134067190
Damn anon I'm sorry to hear that
How small is it?

>>134067372
No.

>literally banning certain activities from being displayed in adverts

Wonderful. Censorship. That's it we're dead

>>134067384
What if it's low? Do I get it prescribed and start injecting myself? Would I be noticing changes in my body? How long is the treatment?

>>134067200
>https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3859895
an hour for a 100 not worth pal

>>134067356
You've got to be a special kind of cunt to flag down a paramedic and attack her

Tottenham though...

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>>134067190
>tfw 6ft1 11st3 and have a 7 inch dong

>>134067426
Like 3 inches :(

Literally got a girl with my physique and then she broke up a week later cause of my dick and said she felt sorry for me and wouldent tell anyone but I couldent fufill her needs. After that I was really damaged

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Lads, I just read that after brexit we will run out of food. Should I start prepping?

>>134067529
nhs usually wont do anything about it unless its like 0-100 level, so best bet it to go private and get them to write you a prescription for trt, then go to the nhs and give it to your gp so you get it on the nhs and its cheaper.

best bet it to get it tested and research it a lot pal

>>134067255
Keep in mind this is with Theresa May as prime minister, literally anyone else is being to be more competent and have more charisma. Come the next Tory leadership change they will probably go up a few points. Also I have a feeling that Corbyns wife really hates him being party leader, there was footage of her crying I think when he was announced as the leader and also at the last opening of parliament when he was talking to Theresa, he was supposed to have been talking about how his wife wasn't a fan of all of it.

>>134067582
100 to 120 seems to be the going rate.

>>134067591
>tfw 5"11

>>134067677
I'm sure they agreed to divorce recently

>>134067677
>literally anyone else is being to be more competent and have more charisma.
Boris?

You really want 5 years of a trump-boris bromance?

>>134067830
Really?

>>134067603
3 inches erect? Damn anon. That must suck. Mine is like 5.5 inches erect, limp looks like an acorn lol. If god was real there wouldn't be a small dick in the world.

>>134067654
I'll look into it anon thanks a lot

>>134067863
She wanted to send the kids to private school, he showed her the door

>>134067878
Don't blaspheme.

>>134067839
>not moggy

https://youtu.be/36CL5WzW0U4

>>134067697
for an hour fuck that, just go out clubbing and pick up a girl for free
>>134067878
no worries mate hope you get it sorted anon

>>134067878
Yeah, puberty worked on everything but my dick. It's such a joke.

I might as well be a tranny for what worth I am

>>134068000
>I might as well be a tranny for what worth I am
do it, it's fun

>>134061898
How would one proceed with "not giving in" to nihilism, though? Once it takes hold, once you lose your momentum, it's incredibly difficult to find any direction to go towards. It truly is absolutely horrible. I'm stuck in it and can't get back out.

arguing with my sister yesterday about our British values and she said its because we invaded every other colony so we dont even have British values....

>>134068000
Well shit the trips have decided

>>134067931
Fuck off churchy la femme

Come back when your religion has balls

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>>134068043
>>134068126
Ree
Don't go near that topic. It nearly killed me. Stupid dysphoria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVS_5BiOWys

>the top comments
kekking hell lads

>>134068046
Nihilism is a necessary hurdle anyone who's interested in the esoteric will eventually have to cross. It truly is a valid philosophy and is pretty much infallible, but getting stuck at "DUDE NOTHING MATTERS LMAO" is doing yourself and everyone a disservice. Yeah we're all just carbon atoms in space or whatever, but 4chan is also just pixels on a screen and you can still find enjoyment out of it.

>>134050614
wised up to this psyops nonsense

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>>134068333
Don't worry anon you will find a girl who accepts your small dick and although she probably will dream about a big cock to fill her up she will love you and caress you because women can forgive you anything if they love you. There's 3.5 billion women in the world mate u will find one that doesn't mind. Go forth and find her and inseminate her punani. I don't know you but I believe in you anon. Make both of us proud

>>134068126
Do you fap lots to internet porn? Cause I go limp since I think my brain has become desensitized to real human bodies

>>134068410
sims 5 came out fast

>>134068620
Why would they want me when they could have any other guy?

>>134068644
Sometimes yeah a couple times a week. My dick just didn't work like it just went sleep. I couldn't even focus on getting hard.

>>134068956
Because there's someone for everyone

>>134057060
Learn a trade and earn ten times as much as your friends

>>134068956
That's why short fat rich guys get all the fit models. If all fails become rich.

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>>134067878
>Mine is like 5.5 inches erect

Mines like 13 inches

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Are you all being serious about having microdicks?

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Scone rhymes with ______

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>tfw heavy rain and thunder and lightning outside

>>134069508
boon

>>134069289
That's so empty and degenerate though. I'd rather be alone than be loved for having money

>>134069497
Yeah

>>134069508
One

>>134069517
SUNNY in LONDON

hehe

>>134069508
Decathlon

>>134069508
cone

>>134069705
*sunni

>>134067878
Give better oral and learn to use your fingers, it's your only hope.

>>134069759
tongue and 2 fingers = good time

>>134069759
There's those rubber sheath penis extender things too

I think I saw one in some cuck porn once

>>134069759
I'm good at sex I'm just not good at staying hard :( And my dick could be bigger but oh well. Not much I can do about that

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>>134069753

>>134069934
Meant to reply to the 3 incher.

>>134069705
Unlucky

>>134069759
yeah girls still go wild for a good hard fingering

>people on /pol/ are actually buying The faggots book
>they all have Gadsden flags

>>134067529
>>134067654
TRT patches are a lot less hassle than pinning yourself so people think you're a roid monkey or a heroin addict

tfw pretty sure I have borderline test and really want trt but cant convince doctor to send me to a specialist

the NHS is really bad for tailoring your own healthcare to your needs

Don't know if Mogg's first tweet was discussed here, but does it mean he is actually thinking of taking over in 2022 or perhaps even sooner?

>>134070164
Can't you get it online somewhere?

Its at least nice to know i'm not the only one with a micropenis problem.

I didn't hit puberty until I was 24 (25 now)
I really try to not think about it, oh how I try! Alas no woman has the faintest bit of interest in me anyway. Seems I am hopelessly doomed for eternity...

>>134070233
It won't happen. They know it's a bad move. If he is thinking about it then it must be because his ego is inflated by reddit memes.

>>134070233
Moggposting is getting seriously tedious. He himself has expressed zero desire for the premiership. He is comfy in his backbench.

>>134070368
I don't see why it's the worst move, unless someone else comes along besides Davis, then who else have they really got for 2022. He is a bit of a meme but the resurgence of old labour is going to require the Tories to actually try next time.

>>134070414
So did Gove, though he paid the price.

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>>134070352

>>134065934
You deserve to fail for not preparing.

>>134070164
>tfw pretty sure I have borderline test and really want trt but cant convince doctor to send me to a specialist
yeah but they're shit and less effective, can spread through to other people if you have a gf or kids or a wife. injecting is just better as its more effective and keeps your hormones more stable

>>134070620
>then who else have they really got for 2022
Someone stale and boring people haven't heard of and won't fall immediately to controversy. Mogg will never have popular support because there's far too much in his past for the media to capitalise on.

>>134059742
Why couldn't we have had Eddie Izzard?

>>134070164
>>134070257
and yeah the nhs are absolute wank, as long as you're ""in range"" then they wont do anything. when in range means someone can have 3 or 4 times your test level lmao

but they happily give hormones to fucking tranny cunts

>>134070890
>Someone stale and boring
Oh please, I don't care who they put forward. Anyone but fucking Phillip Hammond, a good choice for chancellor given the above qualities but not PM. I suppose your right about those qualities being desirable in a PM. Don't know what your referring to with regards to Mogg's past. The most I can think of is the fact that he is hardly one who is going to immediately appeal to the working class due to his banking background and manner.

>>134070906
I can attest to this. It took me a huge amount of effort to find a counsellor who would accept I wanted to repress and didn't want to transition

They all wanted me Address my internalised transphobia and anxiety about being trans so I would progress to transition

I went private and found one who was neutral, not a transition pusher but also not a transphobe who makes me feel guilty either and understood how afraid and rational a fear of being a man in a dress is and why learning to accept that reality and repress and be a man is a logical option

>>134071446
yeah its legit sad how bad the nhs is for well being, as long as your in range for stuff you MUST be fine. they dont care about making sure you are optimised and feeling well at all. fucking useless

>>134070257
No idea

>>134070719
>can spread to other people
Really? How? Curious, is it by pure physical contact?

I do know that oral tablets are not as good as pinning but they also fuck your liver to pieces long term

but doesnt injecting fuck up your skin eventually anyway?

>>134071446
wasted opportunity, lass

>>134070906
>>134070164

What are you symptoms? I fap alot which im very slowly cutting down, im naturally very lean so hard gainer for muscle mass.

>>134071546
Yeah, it's just about keeping you 'ok.' They seem to know they can't make everyone well, so they don't bother trying if it's a complex issue or you're within their bullshit 'ranges' that really don't reflect what is optimal.

So as you say, someone can be walking around with double your test without any treatment, and you can be denied treatment because that's within the acceptable range. It's fucking garbo.

>>134071779
Fatigue, concentration problems, slow and hard muscle gain, bad muscle density, poor energy levels, depression and feeling worthless. I fit like 9/10 boxes for Test deficient, but doc won't hear a word about it. So annoying

>>134071714
fuck off

>>134071855
How much times you fap a week on avg and how lean are you, a ectomorph?

Hey lads, /r/ing that compilation of guardian headlines

>>134071626
yeah by contact it can get through. nah injecting you swap sites like delt to thigh etc and if anything you might get a bit of scar tissue but its tiny and minimal anyway. id rather feel good than worry about somrwhere people wont really see
>>134071779
low motivation, no erections, low libido. 99% its test related as 2 or 3 years ago i never used to be like this and i know its not depression so only think points to my hormones.
>>134071781
yup, private is way to go got to shell out like £170 or £200 for the first session then they sort you out so worth it desu

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>the state of this thread

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>>134071963

>>134071714
Im still going to counselling and have a supply off hrt I was on for 5 months before I quit

My counsellor says it's fine for me to do that "take a step back and assess the situation outside of anxiety and make sure I'm really trans or not" iI myself know it's just because I just don't want to be a fucking tranny


8 days so far. I have once broken down and relapsed at 4 so I'm doing really well.

>>134064365
Suggest in your letter that if they are making public facilities unavailable as demonstrated by your photo, they have a duty to provide an auxiliary temporary bin.

>>134071973
So what do you think happend in those 2-3 years, do you eat worse, fap more, drink more alcohol?

>>134071952
I don't believe in body types, but I'm 6'1 at 77kg with about 15% bf percentage.
>faps per week
varies. Usually at least 4 per week, maybe 5. When I had a gf we would have sex probably 4 times a week with me blowing roughly 7 loads per week.

Now have cut back the fapping a bit as I'm trying to clean my mind off porn

>>134071973
Yeah, when I have the dough I will do that, it's obviously the way to go. As for patches, I'm a pussy who doesn't want to pin, so I'll go with them if possible, and just cover the patch with a little rag or a plaster or whatever to make sure it doesnt breach and spread to others.

>>134072083
there's probably one like 5 seconds away that he couldn't bother to get to

>>134072207
literally not sure, my diet is fine, ive always been healthy, borderline underweight/normal so thats not a factor. wanking has nothing to do with test levels, as much as no fap is a meme.

19 now, so 2 or 3 years ago was during puberty so i assume my levels were normal or higher than now for sure. and now that im a bit older and not really going through puberty they obviously lowered

Had me bike knicked and I'm too hungover to go out looking for it

>>134072432
fair enough, but you can get insulin needles which are nothing pain wise, just got to take a couple weeks of pinning to get used to it mate. id rather have a bit of pain at first and be good long term

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Lads I just spent £2000 of government bennies on a new desktop pc to be delivered tomorrow.

You can buy testosterone on deep web

baking a new bread

>>134072637
>Brit/pol/ians moaning about the decline of Britain when literally everyone in here is the root cause