Charlemagne the Troll Hunter

>>134028036
Demand dick pics and pizza

>>134028036
Pfffft

Fucking Birdman scared the shit out of him and hes not even that scary.

>>134028036
dude is 4'8, the only thing he's gonna Hunt is Farmer Maggot's corn in the Shire

This show will be fake as fuck. Craigslist actors acting like autistic shitposters for the entertainment of 12 year old children.

>>134028200
i love how he was talking shit on the radio but when Birdman showed up with a squad he was like
>im j-j-j-just the radio guy

This is serious guys. He already threatened Haberman!

https://twitter.com/cthagod/status/885225361994379264

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>>134028036
literally who

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>>134028036
Read them the entire book of Revelation while calling my lawyer.

>>134028036
wont they need to break privacy laws for this show?

>>134030063
>believing in "reality" tv

>>134028851
Really annoying nigger radio host here in the NYC area, but he's only the second most annoying besides the quadroonlet Ebro and his gang consisting of the race traitor jew and the nasally spic girl.

>>134028036
We need to start calling him nigger now. Fire up your twatters this is not a drill. I have a twitter bot that I have been waiting to use.

>>134030063
Apparently there were a bunch of ads on craigslist looking for "internet trolls"

>>134030233
das tru mang

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>>134030252
Stop listening to mongrels.

>>134030319
it'd be hilarious if they get trolled. while trying to find trolls

Omg /pol/ has finally met its match hahahahah.

>>134028036
WE WUZ CAROLINGIANS

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>>134028036
Imposter!

>>134028036
Give a demonstration on muh NAP

>>134028036
If this nigger ever showed up at my doorstep, it'd be the last thing he ever did. God Bless Texas.

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>>134028036
"Charlemagne"
God this is the most offensive expression of we wuz kangz ever.
Karolvs Magnvs Imperator Avgvstvs Romanorvm was MY ancestor and I can trace my lineage several ways.
Let my army be the trolls and the NEETs and the fags all online.
>/pol/ is not your personal army
****

How long till he has to close his account due to his address and number being leaked?

>>134028036
Hi MTV. You guys suck at marketing. Bring Beavis and Butthead back.

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>>134028036
>let's BTFO trolls by feeding them

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>>134028036

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Come and get me.
I'm at 1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613

>>134031647
Living in wrigleyville like a faggot

Tell him straight to his face that he has a problem with reality and takes the internet far too seriously. If he wants we could have a discussion about why people troll on the internet, the the internet compared to both real life and legacy media (TV, radio, etc.) has less restrictions so people feel that they can express themselves in a way they are unable or unwilling to in normal life, much like the 'shy tory' voters.

And then I would call him a niggerfaggot and turn on my stereo blasting German military marches from the 20th century.

>>134031647
Living in Killniggerville.

>>134031887
>>134031939
I want underages off muh 4chan
For fucks sake I even included the pic to make the reference fucking obvious

>>134028036
Tell char to clean the faggy makeup off his fay

>>134032008
Aint it bool to live in a war zone nigga?

>>134028036
>life in a first world country is too comfy
>gee I better make up some problems

Could this be the spiritual successor to HWNDU? First Shia, then this guy.

>>134028036
>bring a bunch of wannabe hood niggers to random racists doorsteps

What could go wrong?

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>>134028036
I'd tell that nigger to get off my property before I call the police and have them pull a Philando Castile on him.

>>134028036
>books flights for entire crew to australia
>camera and sound crew try to squeeze into my little entry way
>KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP TROLL
>i answer the door
>YOU'VE BEEN TROLLING ON THE INTERNET
>i show them my stash of dank infographics and spicy red pills
>accidentally red pill their entire audience
>flies direct from my city to Liberia and never returns to the US
>mum gets to see me on TV

>>134028036
Fuck his tight tight boipussy and make them film it.

Gaaaaay

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>>134032008
It was a great reference

>>134028036
So this is gonna be like a much pettier version of To Catch A Predator?

>>134032685
>Why don't you have a seat right here?
>the chat logs here say you've posted over 200 Pepes in the last month
>do you think it's okay to post anti-Semitic symbols Mr "4chan"?

>>134030063
>>134030319
There was actually a thread about a month ago where an anon on here got approached by MTV casting for this, and told them to fuck off with their shit.

>>134028036
sage in all fields

>>134032945
>"Not so anonymous now!"

Guaranteed quote from the show. Screenshot me.

>>134030430
>hire troll actors off craigslist
>they use the air time to redpill massive audiences on the Jews

>>134028200
>>134028760
Wtf I just watched that and feel like I was walking a bunch of chimpanzees ooking at each other. I didn't understand a word they said

>>134033093
I'd put money on it lol.

anon it says her you wrote "traps aren't gay"
would you care to explain your self
"they have tits and look fem, its not gay!"

>>134033483
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>134031256
Yeah, and I'm the rightful king of England faggot.

>>134032008

95% of the people in this fucking thread were in diapers or worse when 9/11 happened, so yea, they don't know shit about one of the GOAT movies of GOAT movies.

>>134033640
I'm descended from many English kings, but I've no claim on any throne. If you're an old stock Anglo-American, you are as well, even if you don't know it. It is a mean feat to be descended from Henry II, William the Conqueror, or Charlemagne. It confers no special privileges or rights unless you are in the right line. The vast majority of us are not.