"I'm a Christian" >doesn't fast. Okay, pagan.

When the first post is unironically the best post

>I'll just take the bits out of the Bible I like and agree with, and disregard all the other stuff

>>134018774
>fasting outside of Ash Wednesday and Good Friday

Say goodbye to your gains

>>134019072
>not consuming your daily caloric and protein requirement in a 2 hour window and allowing your body to perform maintenance daily

>>134019246
>consuming your daily caloric and protein requirement in a 2 hour window

Manlet detected

>>134018774
"I'm religious"

That's ok, nobody is going to hold it against you just because you're retarded.

>>134019048
Try it, you'll be closer to God than ever before.

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>>134019072

If you don't fast every Friday you're doing it wrong.

>>134019072
>Catholic

Gross

>implying pagans don't fast

I bet you think Christ was born on Christmas too, you stupid evangelical cuck.

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>>134019586

>>134019830
>It matters when Christ was born!
>The bible didn't bother to mention when, but it matters!!!!

>"I'm a Christian"

Well I'm not. Deist for life like the Founding Fathers wanted.

>>134019730

Fasting and abstaining are not the same thing. You only have to abstain on Fridays during Lent.

>>134020804
uhuh, and when do you fast?

>>134020645
>Aha, I found the middle ground! I get to do whatever I want like an atheist, but I can say I believe in something!

Hope you like hell.

>>134021386

Ash Wednesday and Good Friday

>>134021940
Like I said, Catholics are gross.

>>134022116

Reminder there is no salvation outside the Catholic Church

>>134018774

FYI fasting is EXTREMELY healthy. A three+ day water fast (only consume water) can help your body detoxify and rebuild cells at rates sometimes up to 1000%. People have reported crazy stuff like old ailments disappearing, joint pain leaving forever, even fucking scars disappearing. Fasting somehow makes you rebuild massive amounts of adult stem cells and from there your body does a fuckload of self healing.

>>134019730
Weekly fasting, hourly prayer, and occasional self-flagellation are important for leading a good Christian life.

>>134021520

Yes, keep giving money to pedophiles. That will save your soul.

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"I'm a Christian"
>doesn't use templeos
ok, nigger monkey

Make 4chan atheist again.

>>134022873
>>134018774

Some of the longest lived people we know of are/were Orthodox monks fasting their entire life from meat and dairy. Not gonna become a vegan anytime soon lmao but just a fun fact.

>>134018774
I fast every other day.

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