Congrats Pol, Shia is now down to begging for cigarettes!

>>134018547
You all broke him... Apologize!!!

>>134018547
makes me sick

>>134018609
I'd say he ultimately broke himself. Pol may have trolled him, but we didn't make him get offended, he did that too himself.

>>134018547
hes just living out his findom fetish

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Should have stayed in the cuck shed

>>134018547
Doesn't he have some millionaire lawyers that can help him out?

who fucking cares

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>>134018547


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83OILqFV1gw

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>>134018609
Sorry

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I'll never hold it against a man to ask for a cigarette. Not even Shia.

>>134018547
He's just a fucking attention whore. Everything he does is for attention and none of it is real. His brain is all fucked up from all of that Hollywood exec cock that was passed through his boyhole as a kid. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

Fuck him....

>>134018547
He looks divided

>>134022394
It's posts like yours that make me wish 4chan had a like button...

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>>134018547
Sensationalist title.
He is richer than anyone on this thread. I thank you for the schadenfreude, OP, but this is not /pol/.

Remember the song: parsley, ___, rosemary and thyme.

>>134018547
>http://pagesix.com/2017/07/17/shia-labeouf-trades-selfies-for-cigarettes/
why doesn't he just post a gofundme on twitter? he'd get thousands within minutes lol.

>>134018547
>Congrats Pol, Shia is now down to begging for cigarettes!

"He Will Not Divide Us" brand cigarettes.

>>134022819
DELET this

Why doesn't he just pay for fucking cigarettes hes a millionaire

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Shia is a national treasure, beloved patriot, but most of all a brother in arms through this near decade long memetic warfare campaign launched by the deep state.
>pic semi related

he is loaded, this is a victim act, the whore needs constant attention, because he is weak , confused, and worthless in his own world...../pol/fucks givien 00000000ZeRo0000000000

>>134018547
was this the part of his plan?

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>>134018547
Who is that tatooed on his right leg?

>>134026522
looks like the ETERNAL ANGLO

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looks like the kike life caught up with him. his genes doomed him to failure from the start.

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>>134022819

Why does he love larping as a fucking bum...? I will never understand this cunt If I ever see him on the street I will be sure to ask him some questions.

>>134022819
>like button
fag

a (You) is way more satisfying

>>134026639
kek you are right

>cuck gets lung cancer

I dont see any problems

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>>134026476

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!

>>134018547
So wait... this dude still has money right? I mean he has to..

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>>134026754
>why does he like to pretend to be a bum?

Because he's rich as fuck and can bail any time he wants. Kinda like the guy we voted for... hey, wait a minute!!

>>134027316
kimdotcom?

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>>134022819

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>>134018547
http://archive.is/5NNJ6

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>>134026798
So you like (You) here have a free one.

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>>134018547
Oh no, that sucks

>>134018547
Some one do before pol / after pol

>>134022819
why would you promote the idea that smoking is good anon?

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>>134027466
nah, he gave it all away to these future doctors and lawyers. The cute little kids! They're growing up so fast!

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>>134022819

>>134027723
finally

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>>134027884
>he doesn't know

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>>134018547
Fuck him.

>>134018547
/pol/ doesn't break people
it just shows how broken you are to begin with
up to you whether or not to fix yourself or lay down & die

>>134018547
I don't know why you guys hate him so much. He was part of the Disney pedo ring. He was a victim like all the others. You should feel bad for him.

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>>134027316
CIA?!

I'm guessing bipolar

>>134018547
I wonder how many cigarettes are needed for Shia to suck my dick.

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fckin stylin in those ragged ass crop-topped chucks, what a baller

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>>134026798
Have a (You).

>>134028778
He's appearance is 70% less hobo while behavior rose 90%.

>>134022394
Bumming cigs is an interesting test of character. IME 2/3 of women will tell you to fuck off, whereas about 70% of men are cool with it.

>>134023219
>parsley,___,rosemary and thyme
salvia?

>>134029393
Pack and a half.

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>>134030161
I hate doing it since I only smoke when I'm drinking. Not too long ago, I asked a random middle-aged woman at the bar for a cigarette and then patted her head just like in one of my animus.

>>134022819
its posts like this that make me wish 4chan had a missile launch button

>>134026522
its a spatula

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>>134030559
>I asked a random middle-aged woman at the bar for a cigarette and then patted her head just like in one of my animus.

He must be getting death threats for not speaking the truth or something something.

Maybe he deserves to die?

I hope he's got a treasure trove of illegal contraband that will magically solve the world of all its ailments.

wait, wtf is the context here?

iguess imjust blathering on about nothin

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>>134027316
thuggin

>>134018547

>Could not have happened to a nicer guy.

Can this go on my tombstone?

>>134031192

>tattoo of tupac's tattoos

he's on some Memento shit, isn't he?

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>>134018547
>find him
>ask for a selfie
>ask him to wait while you put on a Pepe mask
>run while an enraged Shia chases you
>film the whole thing, including him tripping and falling in his retarded cutoff Converse

>>134018547
1 month trip to Finland and he lost his mind pathetic

>>134018547
>$25 million net worth
>bums cigarettes off strangers

no doubt, hes a jew.

>>134031341

is that a movie about cuckolds?

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>>134018547
Someone find him and convince him to post on /pol/ to cleanse him of his sins

>>134026639
tip top kek lad

>>134018547
is that the butterfly pedo tattoo on his leg?

the guy is a multi millionaire. undoubtedly. i think he just wants to be down in the dumps. the guy is so rich, he's so bored that he's been reduced to doing this

>>134022394
>>134030161
>smoking
kys

>>134018547
>>134018609
>>134019033
>>134028778
I agree with these anons

Maybe we can start a patreon account for him to do stupid shit, like jump into a cactus, or douse himself in petrol and light a match

>>134030559
>patted her head
How'd she react?

>>134027316
gangnam style

>>134018547

I got something you can smoke Shia.

*unzips pants*

>>134022819
Hello summer /pol/.

>>134033111
It is. I guess he got the casting couch treatment for his role on Even Stevens or Transformers. He broke himself, but he might be able to break out of his programming because of it. Shia, if you're reading this, go to South America and do some ayahuasca. Focus hard on what you want out of the experience before you actually do it.

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>>134030328
Surprisingly intelligent post. Yes.
>Salvia officinalis (common sage), a small evergreen subshrub used as a culinary herb
>Salvia, a large genus, containing the common sage

>>134018547
It's all performance art. Relax, kiddo.

>>134033586
Confused and annoyed that a drunken stranger half her age was petting her head. I imagine it must've been somewhat humiliating and uncomfortable for someone to do that in front of your friends and family.

>>134019033
/pol/ didn't do shit. He was nuts long before that.

Maybe we can start a patreon account for him to do stupid shit, like jump into a cactus, or douse himself in petrol and light a match

>>134018609
Y'all are memeing psychopaths. Is this place a cult?

>>134022394
get your own cigarettes

>>134034137
Oh, god, a "drugs cure everything, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" retard.

>>134030161

>looking down on people for not giving you handouts

beggers are bums, the women are in the right here. friends are one thing, but strangers? pay me bitch this is america

>>134018547
new art project
whity becomes nigger poor

>>134018547
I love Shia more than any living meme. Please dont kill yourself shia, you have so much left to give us.

i thought he had money?

>>134022394
Bitch I don't earn money to support your poor ass and your fucking addictions

Go buy your own fucking cigarettes

>>134018547
is that a tattoo of mosley on his leg?

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Poor bastard, his dad is a registered kiddy diddler practicing in Costa Rica; he's been hanging with Hollywood degenerates all his life.

He needs to go postal at the Disney HQ in Burbank ( 500 S Buena Vista St, Burbank, CA 91521) and take Mickey and Minnie down.

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>>134034520
It's a hivemind composed of millions of voices with millions of resources, unbound by responsibility and often morality. Welcome to the future, faggot.

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>>134035496
that pic is supposed to be depicting a circumcision
I don't thing that's how its done

>>134018547
Mentally broke or financially?

>>134034898
He needs to clear his head of all the (((noise))) put there by the (((industry))) and that will help achieve that goal. Drugs, trauma, and hypnotic suggestion was used to help create his alter persona/inner demons, so drugs under proper guidance, hence the suggestion to go to south america and do it there, under guidance of actual shamans, will help unmake his alter persona/inner demons. He will be forced to face them and will likely experience ego death.
Man existed for a long time before the advent of modern western medicine. While I would not say anything to try and take away from the advances made within modern medicine to help people, I would still say that western medicine is primarily designed to only treat the symptom and not the source. All the better to keep you paying to come back and paying for pills. Even if you aren't personally paying, someone is paying for it. Money money money.

But please, do go on about your superior understandings of things you know nothing about, ya scurvy bilgerat!

>>134034481
Kek. This.

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>>134022819
expertly crafted post

>>134035470
Is the guy jumping in the fire supposed to depict the guy's foreskin descending into hell?

>>134037012
Wrong post
>>134035496

>>134022819
Exquisitely primed for the (you)s.

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>>134022819
Fuck off you massive degenerate

shia got fucking rekt was beautiful to watch

>>134037064
just like your flag

We may have divided the lobes of his brain.

He's just a washed up celeb trying to remain relevant. Not really pol who did this to him.

>>134030161
implying women who smoke are not disgusting

>>134018609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx0bkDMY7YA#t=24s

Fuckin method actors.

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>>134026522
>>134035322

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>>134037488
methed actors
>ftfy

>>134033872
it's always Summer

>>134018547
He looks like he smells like shit.


Why can't he afford a fucking pack of cigarettes?

>>134038338
why would you search for a rape kit? do you think that's something that will be prepackaged?
Sample sized duct tape and a single-package cloth with chloroform? Someone is on a watchlist...

>>134022394
not managing your vices is disgusting and these people should never be rewarded.

>>134039359
Is it too much to hope for convenience?

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>>134039359
the customer dictates demand

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>>134022819

This fucking Jew still polluting the world with his existence.

Jews have been deemed a threat to all of humanity.

>>134036418
He needs Jesus