Family Tree Thread - Fucked ones edition

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>>134011627

>>134011627
How'd you end up in Spain, did your parents move there?

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>>134012629
very nice anon, are you from Maine?

>>134013385
Massachusetts, close enough though. Yours is nice to, similar blood

>>134013273
kek

someones has template?

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>>134013574
I used to visit family in Boston when I was younger, good pizza and cannolis.

>>134013900

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>>134013900
Here's a bigger one
>>134014154
I love the North End. There's this one place with great cappuccinos and cannolis I like going to. Hoping to take a trip to Canada at some point in the future, probably Nova Scotia

>>134012110
>fought in WW2
Atleast he wasn't deployed in Europe.

>>134014156
Nice, where in France are you from?

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Won't take the time tonight to make one but basically my pic for everyone

>>134012110
Good blood, know where in Germany they came from?

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>>134014310
Best province in the country, make sure you go cliff diving and bar hopping.

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>>134012110
>blue and green eye

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>>134011627
kabyle aryan reporting in

>>134015124
Glad to hear it. Most of my Canadian ancestors were from there, old French Acadians and German "Foreign Protestants"

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Not that fucked up but I don't know that much about it anyway.

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In some cases, I only know my direct ancestors, not their siblings, hence all the question marks. Some lines I can trace back to the 1400s though.

>>134015042
No clue in the slightest, grandfather died before i was born, and my grandmother was born stateside. All i know is grandfather's side lived in the german countryside somewhere..

>>134014593
Near Lille in the north of France, shitty department but the town where I live is nice.

>>134015385
look up heterochromia

>>134015385
Heterochromia, my first girlfriend had it, very cute, many such cases.

>>134015543
I love the detail on your grandparents

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>>134011627
>happa kike

Make sure to kill as many roasties on your way out when you an hero, elliot

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AmeriEuromongrel coming through
Step aside fucking plebs

>>134015844
His actual mother has to be a Jew for him to technically be considered Jewish.

>>134015939
>implying I give a fuck about talmudic technicalities
I guess we're not going to count Tim Wise as jewish anymore?

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>>134011627

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>>134011627

>>134016158
How much non-white?

>>134016441
really don't know
maybe some distant amerindian relative
atleast I don't have any close Nigger relatives

>>134012629
Holy shit. You"re the definition of a mutt

>>134012629
where the incest begins?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedigree_collapse

I made one awhile ago but I got a new comp and never made a new one

>>134016635
That's what happens when your family's been in America since the early 17th century. All white though.

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Who here has pictures of their ancestors? Pic related is my maternal Great-Great Grandfather, a farmer in Texas.

>>134016874
I found a couple of ancestors during colonial times who married cousin, and I've seen the same last names in a few different lines

>>134016116
Well, I know plenty of good people with one distant relative that was Jewish. They don't associate with Judaism and prefer superior European enlightenment era thought.

>>134013273
fucking lmao

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>>134017147
WE WUZ KANGS. But in all seriousness, I was able to trace my ancestry to him

>>134017135
I can tell you're white, but you're still a disgusting mutt. You shouldn't reproduce.

>>134017362
>half his ancestry is jewish
>b-b-but he's totally not jewish!

We're not talking about having a kike great-grandfather way back in the family tree here.

>>134017463
I don't listen to flag fags

>>134017525
It's fine, we both know you could be as white as snow, but you'd still be the same worth as a nigger, because you're mixed just like your average American.

>>134013273
looool

>>134017699
Listen, I know you're pure Arab, but you don't need to rub it in everyone's face

>>134011627
How are you a jew if your mom aint a jew. you are just a filthy goyim.

>>134017393
Literally anyone with European decent has a high probability of being related to Charlamagne.

>>134017920
I know, but I tracked it back, so it's confirmed. I just had a picture of him saved so I pulled it up

master race reporting in

75% german, 6.25% norwegian, 6.25% swedish, 6.25% irish, 6.25% english

>>134017782
>Let me see your flag so I can meme my way out of this and make wild assumptions about your genetics.
Kek, you're still mad, boi?

Why do americans care so much about their ancestry? This is not an attack just genuine curiosity.

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>>134011627

>>134018389
because there are so many retards here infecting the gene pool

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all my family are greek from northern greece as far as I can trace. my dad has some serious vladimir putin vibes. all family dark blond hair grey eyes. I remember my dad saying to my mom "there's nothing wrong with him, he is just quiet like my brother".

>>134018278
>Hides flag yet insults other nationalities
>>134018389
American is not an ethnicity, so people identify with their heritage, and identify with their culture, because America only has (((culture)))

>>134018409
rude

>>134018588
I didn't insult you on your flag, but your shit-tier mixed gene pool.

>>134016635
I can top that, but getting all the flags to fit on the tree is going to take a while...

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>>134011627

>>134013062

Yep, he's an engineer and works for GM/Opel. My parents met in France when she was a mandarin translator. We usually talk in french or english when together, but my mom used to talk to me in kazakh. I also know a bit of hebrew because cause my grandfathers.

That made the film Borat very weird and funny to see.

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A cousin I've never even met has dad's side mapped out for 10 generations. Virtually all Anglo names, with a couple Scottish and German thrown in there.

>>134019297
>Palestine
Wut

>>134020142
There's actually a pretty significant Arab minority in my country, mostly from Palestine, Syria and Lebanon. I was raised eating Arab food and I speak English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and Arabic

>>134020515
Nice

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>>134012629
Nigger what? Do you have access to the Jewish Worldwide DNA Database?

>>134020767
Try Mormon
https://familysearch.org/

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>>134011627

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Meanwhile the family tree of the 1%

>>134012629
>all of those leaf ancestors

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>>134011627

It's vile seeing all you mixed race creatures. I need to get out to here

>>134020888
You're from either Florida or New York.

>>134020888
J.P.?

>>134021851
Massachusetts.

>>134021855
?

Fuck off to /soc/ you stupid redditors

>>134022074
My dude

>American
>traced back to founders like Theophilus Eaton
>mostly English, Scottish, and French Huguenot
>most recent non-American additions to my bloodline are German and Swedish around 1900
>Brown hair/brown eyes

Am I okay?

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God Save the Queen

>tfw don't know anything about my heritage

fuck how do i find my ancestors

>>134022568
Just do 23andme.

>>134020495
Huh. Never would have guessed. I mean I GUESS I can imagine Lebanon but not the others. Learn something new everyday.
>>134021311
I've got just as many, if not more.
>>134022568
Well you could always start with as many family last names as possible.

>>134022443
Yes

>>134022656
does it only tell your ethnicity or can it tell you more?

>>134022794
It doesn't get specific with ancestors but it shows your percentages. It tells you more too like traits you're inclined to have or diseases

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I come from a long line of aryankillers.

>>134022944
i'll check into it. although i do wish there was something out their that could pinpoint your ancestors

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>>134023042
>aryankillers

>>134023137
Same here Anon
>tfw you know your fathers ancestors back to the 1700s
>tfw your mom was adopted and doesnt know her biological parents

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>>134022443
>>Brown hair/brown eyes

>>134023411
>varg
He's a sandnigger in white skin.

>>134023285
hey sven look at his flag...
>>134023042
>aryankiller
you guys are trully best goys

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>>134011627
pls no bully

>>134024057
>EU Flag.

>>134024057
>EU flag

>>134011627
So you're an irish jewish spanish-french asian russian

>>134024057
>flag of the European Union

>>134013273
kek

>>134011627

You're not Jewish, m8.

>>134013385
Doxxed.

>>134012629

Mine looks similar. I have to sit down and do it one of these days.

someone please share smaller template

>>134011627
Man, you are fucked up.

>>134014848
me too. feels good man

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>>134013273
Sweden

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Wow. A lot of mutts in here. How does it feel to be human refuse, multiculti wonder children?

>>134024701
I'm quite comfortable with the information put out, I was pretty careful as to not give away anything that can be traced to me.

>>134025269

Post your DNA results, then talk shit.

>>134025269
diversity is our strength

>>134025269
Because a thread where everyone just spams the same flag over and over again is so much more interesting amirite?

>>134025284
Whatever, Ben.

>>134025269
Pretty boring friend.

>>134025541
You rolled with that one even after seeing that I have 0% Jew blood?

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>>134024938
mine are all swedish back to 1690 when a german builder got onto a contract to build pic related, so no need to do the flag thing, cept my finnish wife.

the generations you specify are all american flags for me, far back enough and they' are some german, norweigan and irish, further back and they're the first union flag, further still and they're english and dutch

>>134011627
Half Serb half Croat dad, full Serb mom
Literally don't know anything else
>>134020888
How would you know your great grandparents eye color

>>134011627
>>134011627
pretty neat actually.
im russian and ukrainian 50/50.
cant imagine what that would be like.
what are you doing with your life?
what is it like and how did you end up in spain?
how are you not a lefty?

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>>134011627

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>>134025409

How does that work exactly?

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>>134025505

Gtfo diversity hires, lol

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>>134011627
R8

>>134026152

Like the science behind it? Iirc they just check for genetic markers tied to certain regions.

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I'll finish this up later

>>134011627

Nothing personal bro, but it's in the oven with you. You are everything we good chaps on this board stand against, embodied!

Someone make one where every ansestor is black and the final child is a white Aryan from Argentina.

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>>134026152
>the inbred is jealous

Typical butthurt euro

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>>134026590

I tried reading your manlet post but I'm 6'4 and I just can't be bothered to look down that hard.

>y-you're jealous of my mutt colonial serf non-culture

>>134026983
You're country is known internationally for tulips, and for literally being low

>>134018389
America doesn't have culture, so of course we're gonna identify with the culture of our ancestors before they came to America.

>>134027105

Mate, with that ancestry he'll need every bit of high ground he can get.

Fortunately I'm in a bit that's not below sea level so I just get the tulips and the average height. Go me.

>>134025904
I'm just going by pictures and what my grandparents told me.

>>134027318
>America doesn't have a culture
Fuck off and die, "American" scum

>>134026231
>R8

You're racially meh . . . cleared.

>>134027787
Definition of a mutt, you sure there is no abo in you?

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>>134026983
You must be extra cucked if you were literally liberated by us. Stupid inbred aquafresh and your tiny non-country so you have to brag about being tall.

Also I'm 6"3 so nice try Germnigger.

>>134027901
senpai only been in aus since after ww2...

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>>134028012

>tfw leaf too fucking stupid to read his own map
>tfw liberated by US Army
>tfw owe leaf shit
>tfw leaf being proud
>tfw I'm supposed to believe an Anglo-French mutt is 6"3

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R8

>>134028631
overplayed and not remotely funny burger

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>>134028609
Thats not an argument aquafresh, we still liberated you, no matter how hard you'd prefer it be a nigger. Enjoy sending us Tulips every year you feminine little faggot living in a german puppet state.

>>134011627
>I speak russian (actually kazakh)
kys dumb faggot. sage

>>134028717
>
Like hell it wasn't funny , and true .
That's by far the best representation of an Argie bloodline ever. Almost like portigee without the capuchin monkeys

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>>134028969

>blahblah muh history muh non-heritage
>muh anglo muh frog muh leaf
>tfw you're none of three, just another fucking mutt
>Forever a mud baby.

>>134024057
made me lol

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>>134029282
>he's proud of living in a non-country the size of delaware
>has to speak my peoples language to spew his aguafresh tier shitposts

The Nazis should've genocided all of you nigger babies so we could walk in and take your women, as you faggots clearly cant do anything for them.

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>>134028717
It's not a joke. I have some African ancestry but I'm very German too and my German genes are obviously a lot stronger. Argentine is very White - don't believe the memes here on /pol/.

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Great grandfather was strongly against the revolution so he left the family with "do whatever you want, commies", great grandmother had rich jewish polska mom living in Russia but her husband told her basically "be christian or BTFO from my Russland", after that they had christian daughter.
Flags should be Russian empire for great grandparents, USSR for half of grandparents and parents as well.
Family is full of dickheads.

>>134017393
1/4th of western europe can. and basicly we, if you traced him, and I traced him we're family!!!!

>>134029358
Not a fenian potato nigger in the bunch, I see.

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>>134029534

>we wuz anglos we wuz napoleon we wuz faggot leaf
>makes fun of fluency in other languages, tfw fluent in four languages, tfw leaf can just about order a baguette in hack french
>h-haha size of delaware, must be so hard being a citizen of a country that trumps yours in just about every development category

>>134027893
Racially, close to 80% of my blood is Celto-Germanic and I can trace my family origins to the first settlers of New York & Virginia

Thanks for "clearing" me though

>>134015385
My mom has it, but it's from a rare disease that blinded one of her eyes and turned it blue.

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>>134029873
>he's bragging about speaking fag languages nobody uses
>he cant even brag about his toothpaste flag amusement park country
>get buttfucked by the french, germans, brits and spanish for so long your people start inbreeding to avoid them

Except for military, something you've always failed at.

>D E S P E R A T E

>>134029534
I hope the US en Russia will have a war over the artic, filthy cunt

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>>134030286
Not likely, Putin would plow through the sorry excuse of the German and other European country's armies and you'd come grovelling at our feet yet again.

>>134015776
quite, my mother has central heterochromia, meaning multiple colors in each eye.

>>134030528
>central heterochromia
So do I and so did my grandfather

Mind my asking, where's your maternal family from?

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>>134011627
mum was doing charity work

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>>134030469
we wernt (((liberated))) by you cucky canadians where i live, you were beaten by the fucking Welsh over here.

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Suck it.

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>>134030258

>Throws around some random nationalities hoping no one will notice he doesn't know shit about history, including the ones of the countries he so insolently lays claim to
>English, French, German languages "nobody uses"
>Can't really blame him as he lives next to the Changs and the Chongs, and across from the Chengs

>tfw i'm the one that's "D E S P E R A T E"

Your three countries really have failed you. Or you're just a mutt no one gives a fuck about. Which could it be

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>>134011627
Mine is a little weird

>>134017985
How do you trace back ancestry? Is there some sort of system or does your family keep really great records?

>>134029761
Why did your great grandfather sell his brother out to commies ? :(

>>134031122
depends on registration in your country, my mother tracks our family tree for fun, she could find lines to 450AD (Charlemagne and his parents) but most end in he 18th century.

its all due to the roman church that tracks every birth/marriage and death, most churches publish these documents is everyone in them have been death for 100 years.

>>134031623
Nord-rhein and bavaria mixing? 2 religion on 1 pillow? The devil sleeps between them!

>>134031801
great grandma is from bavaria too, but when she was born it was under the german empire and not independent.

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>tfw you wouldn't exist if Japan wasn't nuked

>>134031024
Objectively speaking, you're a Jew.

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>>134013273
HOLY SHIT

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Aye

>>134015924
So good lol

>>134020515
Nice, basically me too

>>134014848
>>134024860
>my family is descended from a long line of people from Kansas

Same thing as what you're saying for an American, in essence, retarded. Your family comes from generations under the Canadian flag, not just a province.

>HAHA LEL MY FAMILY IS FROM KANSAS NOT TRUE AMERICANS

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>>134022551
Based

>>134030710
supposedly german. not 100% sure.
what she told me.

>>134031443
Because his brother was for the Lenin and he was for Stalin, after Lenin's death his supporters got assblasted in gulag by Stalin.

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>>134011627

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>>134024035
Two of your great grand parents were Mexicans? How did they get to Brazil.

>>134024057
Fucking amazing

>>134035296
That's the Kingdom of Italy. There's a shit ton of Italos in Brazil. Almost as much as Italy itself.

>>134033390
>my family is descended from a long line of people from [State]
You'll hear people say this in the South and Northeast. Also, comparing Quebec to Kansas is a false equivalency and disingenuous at best