Greenland Theory = The ultimate final redpill

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Here is a quick rundown,

The Roman Empire still exists, but moved to Greenland and now secretly controls the world. The phrase “When in Rome do as the Romans” is evidence of this.

The CIA is actually based in Switzerland, not the US and is the police of the Roman Empire (the American CIA is a regional branch)

The Jews are actually agents of Rome and originated in Scotland

The Earth is shaped like a discus

The Pyramids were created to hide Roman domination

All marble columns, roman arches, etc. are evidence of Rome's domination

Religion, culture, etc is interspersed with roman symbols and colours.

The Tower of Babel is the same as the Swiss city of Basel (which is spelt as Baßel )

Greenland is shaped like a bear, so all symbols of bears in pop culture represent Roman domination.

The people of Greenland/Rome are giants

Palace is originally the same word as phallus

This is often why phallus symbols adorn palaces around the world for they are a symbol of male dominance

English was 'probably spoken by the Romans'. It is not mentioned why, but the Romans invented all other languages to confuse people (hence the Tower ofBabelBaßel myth) and made English's spelling irregular to make things worse.

Rome is rolled by 13 bloodlines. Since M is the 13th letter in the alphabet, all examples of the letter M actually represent Roman domination.

The usual conspiracies (e.g. the Moon Landing was faked) are also integrated into Greenland Theory.

Things like this:

The name Santa Claus (S+N/X+T+C/K+L+S) acronymically and/or consonantly equates to “Sent to Kill System” because Special Forces would travel from Greenland to the underworld on December 24th in order to execute assassinations, coup d’états, terror attacks and wars (e.g., Roman Vikings)

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