Nord/pol/

>>133993570
>>133995377
kek they are even true

fuckin saved, OP

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>>133995377
Delet

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What is the best Nordic land and why is it Sweden?

>>133998060
Haha bra skämt, min vän

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>>133998541
Tack, jobbat på det i ett bra tag nu

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>>133998060
Pff. Keep thinking so. Soon we will build a wall against you.

>>133998060
The rapefugees are finally bringing sweden back to its viking roots.

>>133998060
Sweden, because of the nu-swedes. Tourism fron you guys is increasing rapidly btw, I guess they want to see what white people look like..

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>>133998826
>implying the mountains aren't already a wall
They stopped the caroleans

>>133998931
Swedish tourists are the worst
We drink and make noices then repeat the next day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8KoFipe6G4

I just returned from a two week trip from Sweden and can confirm that all the memes are true.

Gay Pride flags, loads of shitskins even in the most remote villages and SWJ propaganda everywhere.

In which country would tradesman from NA have the best luck finding a job and wife. I'm a Scandinavian/german mix, speak (mainly read) some Norsk.

I want to do my part to keep the fatherland alive.

>>133999446
>loads of shitskins even in the most remote villages
What?
Did you go to a Malmö sub-urb?

>>133999473
If you speak Norwegian go to Norway

>>133993570
i'm 25% Swedish.

can i post here?

>>133999473
Well, Denmark is not the place for you, as we don't have enough jobs.

>>133999677
I'm 50% Russian, maybe I have a few Varangian ancestors.
I would like to post as well.

>>133999173
Is this unironically their plan to save one specimen when the race war wipes them out?

>>133998826
Men men men men, hvem forbruger jeres olie?
Lad nu Sverige om deres, for fa'n.

Klag over perkere, elller hvad fanden, men medmindre du er luder, eller på lappen, så er det da kun godt.

Norse way to prosperity
-Invest in tech.
-Be semiintelligemt.
-Drink, party, have fun.

This isn't hard, you are playing on easy. If you lose, you lose, and people are honestly goin to laught at you.

>>133999677
What is the rest 75%?

>>134000046
Probably not

>>133999473
My sister's boyfriend is in hydro. If you get into hydro you'll get some extremely specialized skills, and make bank(at least for a nordic commie resident). Heard good things about rainpower. Norway is a good candidate.

>>133999777

Nice numbers, thanks for the info.

>>133999473
>Scandinavian/german mix
Sweden is best for your kind

Are Danes the biggest nihilists?

>>133999677
>>134000046
You aren't shit. Your are united shitstains. Your """heritage""" is 100% irrelevant in Scandinavia, or anywhere else in Europe, for that matter.

>>133999777
We. Have. Plenty. Of. Fucking. Jobs.

Få en uddannelse, skamling.

>>134000217

Good info, thanks.

>>134000401
>134000401
pls accept me I'm only 30% black and something else, dunno
I want to be Nordic

>>133999473
Go away nigger

>>133993570
>Det er muslimernes skyld
>Lortesvenskere
Not very subtle.

>>133999473
How about staying in the USA?
>Muh european heritage
You sound like a real american.

>>134000346
Nah, Danes are self-centered materialist.
Our schools are constructed to be egalitarian, and to support self-esteem, irregardless of reality.

Honestly, Denmark is a great place to be semi-intelligent, but have a plan with being here, or you will go crazy.

>>134000346
I know a few but I'd like to think they're exceptions.

>>134000590

I could meet you on the street and you'd think I was local. You'd turn down an able bodied, racially loyal ally.. shameful.

>>134000346
All the ones I know are sensible and rational. Most are hippie-ish in fact. Maybe they have race mixed for centuries near the german border and inherited some of their fondness torwards regulation?

>>134000929
You said you were German, yet you aim for Scandinavia, same mindset as the migrants from the Middle East and Africa.

Aktuelt på ferie i Halland. Det er vildt så mange "vestasiater" der render rundt i gadebilledet, selv i fucking Kinnared, som er et hul i jorden.

>>134000823
My family has only been here 100 years, and I'm the last generation to still know at least a little of the old language. I don't belong here.

>>134000929
But you have a mutilated cock

>>134001146
Geh aber auch nicht nach Deutschland hin, du verdammter Neger.

There is 2 niggers in my city running around raping
Send help
>http://www.op.se/blaljus/brott/ytterligare-ett-valdtaktsfall-i-ostersund-polisen-utesluter-inte-samband

>>134001100
One grandparent is German, the rest are from across Scandinavia. I have no connection or loyalty to Germany. I know my family history back to the 1400s.

I don't get this. You have rapefugees pouring in, and you're nitpicking about Scandinavian diaspora wanting to come home.

Sweden's off the list. Enjoy your gay mulatto grandchildren.

>>134001144
>vestasiater
Is that really the official swedish term for sandniggers?

>>134001332

My dick is intact, and please keep it out of your mind.

>>134001376
So why aren't the police doing anything?

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how the fuck did I end up ITT

>>134001654
>police
>norrland
They are probably out chasing some guy in an Epa and shutting down parties

>>134001673
Kys

>>134001516
Did the swede hurt your fee-fees?

>>134001654
According to the article, despite having raped multiple victims "no one can give a good description of the rapists" so the police don't have much to work with.

>>134001516
>American
>Thinks he can laugh at other countries for having mulatto children

>>133993570
bomba oss nu

>>134001558
Nej vi kallar dem för skäggbarn

>>134001673
Owens are down the hall, turn left from the third door and ask for friz

>>134001908
Not American.

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>>134001991
með ánægju

>>134001880

I hope they burn you with the niggers.

Can we just make this a flags comic thread

>>134002030
So that's where the term originates.. we have a direct translation in use.

>>134002068
>From North America
>Not American
Should've expected the flag-hider to be a leaf.

>>133999670
He's right, you know. Traveled through the country and it's full of shitskins where I really hoped to not see any. Even fucking Arjeplog has shitskin beggars outside the grocery stores.

>>134002136
Okay triggly puff leave the thread now lol

>>134001908
>middle of the night
>shadow appears
>rapes you
How to describe that? Without being sexist, racist and all the fucking phobes? Because if you don't then your case will be ignored

>>134001641
Dåså ! Om du lär dig något utav språken flytande och inte är en ful jävel så är du välkommen tycker jag !

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>>133993570

>>133999670
No, I toured around Dalsland.
We had this train stop in the middle of fucking nowhere, and still I saw nothing but refugees walking around.

The only Swedish youth I saw were touring around in tuned Volvo's, drinking 3,2%alc beer and playing loud music as they drove the same fucking road up and down for hours.

>>134002325
Would you be proud of that flag?

Canada is the name of a place. It's not a people. Luckily my family never messed with the Anglos or French.

>>133993570
Untied socialist republics of Scandinavia, when?

>>134002569

Hah, thanks.

>>133993570

You can't even type Åland. False flag or just a fag?

>>134002598
>The only Swedish youth I saw were touring around in tuned Volvo's, drinking 3,2%alc beer and playing loud music as they drove the same fucking road up and down for hours.
Sounds like country side Sweden to me

>>134002694
Get out commiescum

>>134002598
>3,2%
I thought the swedish legal limit was 2,8%, like the pussies they are.

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>>134002103
Do you even have an army with which to do that?

>muh cod wars
>muh police force

>>134002598
Sounds just like Kil in Värmland.
They are everywhere now, it's no joke.

>>133999149

Eh. drunk swedes act like sober danes and actually seem to say what they think instead of whimpering and crawling into their home whenever something is uncomfortable. What kind of autism do we even have as a people man.

>>134002931
It's 3.5% in stores and such.

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>>133993570
>eeee.. ugh...
>Alright, I can do this.
>I have seen Americans do this type of retarded shit 24/7 on /pol/

I am 10% danish, 20% Swedish 20% Finnish.
I am Blonde, Tall -- pure germanic features, germanic heritage.
I can sing Swedish national anthem and I want to migrate to the best Nord country.

Which Nordic country is the best and why is it Norway?

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>>134002957
didn't need an army for you
won't need an army for them

>>134002694
when my cold corpse is resting you commie filth.

>>134002068
>Mr. Mystery meat wants to come home
even Sweden do not deserve to be flooded by more mutts
want to help out? How about fixing that new world shithole you call home? Start deporting undesirables.

>>133999473
Stay on your side of the pond, Americunt.

>>133999677

You threw away whatever you had when you accepted the damn melting pot and forced it on the rest of us. Get an identity already, jesus christ I actually feel sorry for you guys.

>nord*cs
>whi*e
lmao

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>tfw my lineage is the reverse of Askeladd >>134002559

>>134003076
>I can sing Swedish national anthem
automatically disqualified from Denmark. Even our most cucked tribesmen would not let stand.

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>>134003156

>>134003076
You can work as a trucker or construction worker here

>>134003321
Don't give him more (you)'s than mine

>>134003051
Strange. I was on a trip to Sweden recently with some friends and we could at best find 2.8% in stores. There's a regional difference maybe? This was in Skåne, rightful danish clay.

>>133999473
don't immigrate. They have enough of those. Stay here in USA and try to carve out a based enclave in your neighborhood/town/county

>>134003076
You can clean toilets and build houses like every other polack here. And you'll do it as a polcak.

>>134002772
testing; å Å Æ æ O o

fuck you moot

>>134001558

Nope. Blattar for arabs/people that look like arabs. svartskallar/negrer for niggers. We don't call people asian to my knowledge. Just seems to be muslim or arab for normies that are semi politically correct.

>>134003468
Probably so, only know for Värmland and Närke which are just a short walk from each other.
>rightful danish clay
Swedish clay, Danish people. I'll never acknowledge it as a Swedish dialect. It's a Danish accent.

>>133993570

>Lortesvenskere

Whoever made this is a retard.

We just call them "Swedes", because that is insult enough.

>>134002957
>>134003416
Shut up and pay the 9 gazillion
Sincerely yours
Angela

>>134003711
>semi politically correct
>semi
Then what's the full politically correct term? "New Swedes"?

>>134003076
People in norway will look down on you and treat you as a poor nigger from slavic shit hole. They think they are better than everyone else because they are oil niggers.

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pls gib norwegian gf

>>134003076
Danes are just the same >>134003468

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Would I legally be able to bring my Greatsword so I can cut down dead trees while traveling on foot through the Mountains? It doesn't even have an edge and it's too heavy to kill someone. I m currently traveling all of the world's mountains

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>>134003457
>>134003651
B-But in United Caliphate I used to earn 3000 GBP/month as Linux System Admin.

S-surely with your lazy population you have some shortage of IT-workers, r-right?

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>>134003830

>>134003878
Stay away from our glorious oil!

Sincerely: Saudi Norvegia

>>134004080
It's a pretty well-developed field here, but yeah there are decent prospects from what I've heard.

>>134003878
>People in norway AND Denmark will look down on you and treat you as a poor nigger from slavic shit hole.
corrected it for you. Calling someone a "Polak" is actually an insult in Denmark.

>>134004071
most autistic shit ive seen on /pol/ all week. Even for American standards. Almost Finn tier.

>>134003878

...We do the same though, ya know. Even see leftist ¨refugees welcome¨ mock slavs, norwegians, danes etc.

>>134004080
The lazy population part is sadly true. While it may be a muslim buzzword "western decadence" is really hitting us hard. IT-workers is just what we don't need though. And if we do we get them from China or India. You're welcome to try though.

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Why does every nigger and subhuman want to live in this area of the world?

can i be nordic?

>>134004080
>S-surely with your lazy population you have some shortage of IT-workers, r-right?
sure but there are even poorer Slavs out there to exploit. Them Ukrainians be stealing your IT jobs Pole.
Annoying to work with though and utterly dependent on hierarchy, Almost like children.

>>134004247
Well sheeeiiiit nigger I wasn't asking you.
Even though I'm half Danish, you don't have any mountains so I won't bother even visiting my Grandpa's hometown which was swallowed up by Copenhagen, it's too nigger infested anyway.

>>134004399
GIBS
I
B
S

>>134004071
>it's too heavy to kill someone
That's not how it works burgerman.

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>>134004121

>>134004520
How so? They'd easily dodge every swing.

>>134004399
because you invited them in? Seriously take one for the team and go full final solution. The world will hate you for it but the only ones that matter (us and Norbros) will thank you for it.

>>134004399
starts with g and rhymes with ribs

>>134004460
>it's too nigger infested anyway.

you live in the biggest ghetto in the world

>>134004614
oh my reflexes are too sharp for you burger. I do not fear you blunt GREAT sword.
now do you have a number to the mental institution you obviously "escaped" from?

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Why are your woman so hot?

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>>134004362
>And if we do we get them from China or India.
>China or India.
>China
>India
>Pic rel me right now

Chinks are probably the worst scum on earth.
I have had enough working with them, they will lie to you , they will try to scam you, they will try to exploit you at every step.

Their IT is a fucking joke, their outsourcing is horrible.
You will pray for second coming of Hitler the moment you will have to deal with those subhuman scum.

I have never truly hated someone or something before.
But I do now.

Fucking chinks.

>>134004737
I live in a 90% White city, never seen a mudslime irl in my life.

>>134004080
Stay in Poland and dev some marxist software to integrate swedish schools to arabic standard of living. It'll sell like hotcakes.

>>134004878
>proud of a 90% American "white" stat
wew lad I had only seen a nigger on film until I went to university in Copenshit.

>>134003860

Nysvenskar? That's the fully politcally correct one I guess now that you mention it. Disgusting. they're not swedes in any way.

>>134004878
White trash is still niggers

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Why is it always raining on Copenhagen?

>>134004848
The Vikings stole all the pretty girls from the countries they raided and brought them home.

>>134004848
I really dont know Lowlander. Inbreeding couple with remarkable good genes? kind weird actually.

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>blonde and blue eyed
>people always says i look aryan as fuck and all me nazi
>play
>my party trick is now being racist and casually white supremacist
>people love it
I do my part to make norway a better place
you can tell some pretty fucked up jokes if you got a smile on your face and doesnt look like shit.
In my experience more and more people are getting politically uncorrect over here. at least their sense of humour

>>133998826
And sweden will pay for it!

>>134005139
Rain brings disease. Nature knows when it needs to remove cancer.

>>134004428
>sure but there are even poorer Slavs out there to exploit

I love it when Brits talk about 'subhuman slavs' working for them and earning less than them.

During moments like this, I used to show them how much subhuman can earn -- twice as much as they ( Native brits ) earn.

Priceless, this is what I miss about UK.

>>134004792
You're just reaffirming that the flat piece of metal should not be considered a threat by authorities and rather a training method to soar above gym-going plebs.

>>134000544
>I want to be Nordic
there will be no nordic with the status quo

>>134005387
can i be nordic then

>>134005167
there was a radio show on last week where people could call in with jokes. Pure /pol/ tier racist shit on the airwaves for 50 mins.
Day after a adopted negro complained and made a big fuss about it. Now its all over the papers.
Sometimes I hate this politically correct place that I call home.

>>134005464
You are already
>A FUCKING LEA---
a tree.

>>134005145
>UK notorious for ugly women
You know what, you might actually be right.

>>134005255
>this
its simply the wrath of god slowing building up to sink that cesspit.

>>134002957
>mfw i look just like the guy in the front

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>>134005043
Yes, I'm very privileged to live in a White homogeneous area in a day and age where such a concept is dwindling.

>>134004621

Bit worried in regards to our small population. America is cucked as hell when it comes to Jews too. Then there's germany. But, yeah. Swedes while prude and.. how to put it.. a lot of us pretend like they do in japan if you've heard of it. You know. Socially approved opinions and real opinions. Might take a while but, chances are Sweden will become really manly again. 2x Generations are in the way though. Gen X and boomers. Most millenials too but, can't wait for them to die. Either we'll be civcucks as SD seems to want. Or we'll go full final solution and remove the swedish facade.

>>134005464
>Nordic
>Lives in one of the most southern places in the world

hello I am Swedish kidnapped long ago from my ancient homeland please can I return?

>>134005464
No you have to be born nordic

>>134005347
>into alternative forms for cross-fit
now I know you are retarded. Seek help burger.

>>134005341
I am going to miss the bongs because they pissed off all the right people: Germans and other continental cunts.

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Reveal your location NOW and prove you're a real nord. Posters ITT who do not reveal their location are CTR-SHAREBLUE SHILLS and probably redditors aswell who should be gassed and sent to oven-shower-camps

>>133999034
>Who you callin Finhead?

Hil fra et fremmed land, brodre.

Savner sgu dansk pils og kryddersild.

>>134005822
I guess half won't cut it? Oh well, I'll just go to Scotland and rekindle the embers of my ancestry, my Grandfather discovered we are descended from the Celtics, we weathered the Romans, the Anglos, and the Vikangz.
WE

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>>134005711
>No face

>>134005464
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norfuk_language

Is this something created spesifically for shitposting?

>>134005748
>Either we'll be civcucks
better to die Sven
As much as its in my blood to hate you I just dont want to see you go yet.

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>>134006112
>norfuk
>norfug

>>134006112
enh it doesnt quite translate well into internet if you cant write with it fluently its more of a speaking thing them not. its easeir to pick up occaisonal phrases for conversation and insert them in that going all out with it.

>>134005917
The only one who needs to seek help is you and your twig arms.

>>134006009
Its not that youre half non-nord. Its that youre a fucking burger male

>tfw nord/slav mix

what do

>>134006350
I won't pollute the gene-pool, I'll get a burger female to humbly accompany me in my quest for infinite strength and power.

>>134006209

The hate/love thing is mutual brother. Besides, you'd lose a rival you've had for ages. And you'd lose the butt of many jokes. Same goes if you'd be gone. What country are we supposed to mock if you'd be gone? Who'd we fight constantly as we try to take over Norway?

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>>134005464
what the fuck is norfolk island

>>134006447
lift the feels away, my brother

>>134005995
>Jap and broken danish
what timeline is this!?
og hvem ville ikke savne pils og sild?

>>134006615

There are no Japanese people on /pol/

>>134006536
It's the Åland of stralia

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What should we do about nordic women?

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>>134006591
>>134006840

>>134006305
haha good one

>>134006514
hating the Germans is just not the same. Best enemy please get well so I can go back to calling for your destruction.

>>134006447
look into construction. They can always use some more Slavs / half Slavs

>>134006840

Ship every single one to Somalia.

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Sup my aryans

>>134006840

hide and sage

>>134006209

Forgot to add. If they just made it so you'd not get punished. Or get some tiny reward for killing them. (niggers/arabs in particular) would be ravaged pretty damn quick once people realized they could get vengeance. Behind the swedish facade lies something far beyond the final solution. Pleasant camps where 200-300k die from disease? Nope. A lot of head bashing. They'd run from here. If it happens, just be prepared to ¨recieve¨ the ¨new swedish refugees¨ running over to you at least as nicely as they were kicked out. Wouldn't want to lose to us would you?

>>133999149
https://www.b.dk/nationalt/norge-vil-bryde-folkeretten-og-afvise-flygtninge-i-krisetilfaelde

Norway has way more brains than swedes on average.

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>>134007011

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So I won't get in trouble for bringing my greatsword?

Vi borde fan bara snacka nordiska språk i tråden så att alla jävla icke nordbor inte fattar ett skit, fyfan vad jag hatar dem.
NON NORDS OUT OF THREAD REEEEEEEEEE

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>>134007011

>>134006840
I don't know.. Rape them? That's what seems to get them blacked, isn't it?

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>>134007294
>>134007377

>>134006939
>Best enemy please get well
We should reclaim our rightful clay first.

>>134006764
that explains it, but
><2500 inhabitants
why is it even a country

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>>134007341
Kejrå

>>134007756
Du kan ha skåne, seriöst

>>134007811
Og Halland. Og Blekinge.

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>>134007895
Bara om du kan såga av dem

>>134007341
Jättefint. Nu har vi en tysk bög som är likadant att vara en turkiska invandrare. Jag endast läser svensk en gång i år max, det är inte så lätt at förstå snabbt.

>>134007811
We'll take that offer

>malmo is set a blaze
>send new settlers
>malmo burns out
>no unhappiness from butt hurt swedes
>majority religion cleansed

>>134007341
men du forstår jo ikke dansk Sven. Desuden er det en fornoejelse at bede de skide negerdrenge om at skride udad tråden.

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>>134008152
Alla förstår skriven danska

>>134007775

Visst visst. Tyskarna och nederländerna kommer förstå en del dock men är ok I guess. Enda problemet är finska språket antar jag.

>>134007811

Nej. De kan ha skåningarna men själva skåne är svenskt!

Grattis Danmark. Massa nya vänner från Malmö.

>>134007811
>mudslime infested hive cluster
ellers tak

Can I post ITC? I'm not claiming and Nord ancestry but I think the Norwegians are cool as fuck.

>>134001558
Try reading a swedish newspaper article on one of their many rapes/murders

>>134008407
>Try reading a swedish newspaper article
I'd rather not.

>>134008350
>ITC
What?

>>134008490
Obviously mispelled ITT din klaphat

>>134008350
Their king is pretty awesome. I heard he likes to get drunk af in yacht club after race parties.

>>134008343
They'll go further north once their gibs are reduced.

>>134008581
How do you fuck that up?

>>134008152

Vi har IQ och är rätt lika varandra. VI nordbor, tyskar och de från nederländerna kan förstå/gissa fram. Svårare när de är snack istället för skrivet dock. t.om irriterande/frustrerande att höra danska av någon anledning.

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>>134008407
*Blokerer din vej*

>>134008286
forstår du ikke Suomi? Sig mig hvad lærer i egentlig i Svenske skoler (foruden multi cult er godt)?
>yksi kaksi kolme

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>>134008407
Swedish government censor articles which are critical towards Islam

Also in Sweden it's illegal to make statistics based on race or religion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7GRl59ZDM

I'm happy our minister is not cucked the same way like in Sweden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7vGX9ab87c

>>134008152
.......KAMELÅSÅ

>>134008794
lmao sweden more censored than china

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>>133993570
>det er muslimernes skyld
top kek, hold kæft hvor det passer

>>134005991

underrated

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>>134008772
hvorfor er han så latterlig og uduelig?

>>134009304
husk der var havudsigt fra Noerrebro men Tyrkerne torrede det ud.

>>134008786

Ja du. Det var ju ett tag sen jag gick i skolan men nej inte finska. Finland blir däremot cuckade och får lära sig svenska. Engelska, svenska samhälle däremot... det var dock definitivt ¨nazisterna var onda¨ grejer såklart. Socialistlärarna var inte lika öppna med det när jag gick i skolan dock.. fick iofs en rejäl dos av ¨holy shit, det som sägs om högskolor är sant¨ när jag började i ett i Göteborg. så mycket propaganda. marxist skit. feminism. jag gick inte ämnen där sånt var relevant alls men blev ändå inblandat. Fy fan.

>>134009542
så du ham i debatten fra folkemodet? kæft han var tosesur

>>134006350
memes so old
racemixing was illegal until the 70's in burgerland.

>>134008490
*ITT
>>134008644
Kek, would drink with.

>>134009542
>>134009738
Han er en manlet som aldrig har lært det

>>134004362
>We get them from India
Oh hell no. That was tried and failed hard. We are bringing back the IT departments that were outsourced to India, because they didn't work for shit.

>>133993570
Norwegians go to Sweden to buy cheap beer. Swedes go to Denmark to buy cheap beer. Danes go to Germany to buy cheap beer.

>>134009550
>Finland blir däremot cuckade och får lära sig svenska
them poor Finns

>så mycket propaganda. marxist skit. feminism.
lyder raedselsfuldt hvis jeg skal vaere helt aerlig. Men det ser ud til at du kom igennem helskindet.

>>134009738
ja men manden er jo altid tossesur. Sidder nogen gange og bare råber "Baer ham ud!" når han deltager i "debatten".

>>134009940
heh

>>134010099
>Norwegians go to Sweden to buy cheap beer
Nah, food
>Swedes go to Denmark to buy cheap beer.
wat

>>134001673
followed the smell of rich people I presume. But now you are here, you might as well get something out of it.
There's a bag of gold buried in my back yard near the beach, right after the sign that reads "Fare kviksand"

>>134004362
this
>>134010033
also we mostly hire cheap Slavs to do IT work now. Not as cheap as poos and chinks but are considerably less subhuman. The war in Ukraine have been good for danish business I can tell you as it forced the Ukrainians to accept even lower wages.
>mfw kikes of the north

>>134010280
>Swedes go to Denmark to buy cheap beer.
dont you dare deny this Sven. Ive seen hordes of you snowniggers hoarding danish alcohol and shipping it back home like some third worlder.

>>134003675
yep, we can't write a real second last letter in the alfabet here

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>>133993570

Haha, that's a great one! Danish beer is the best beer!

>>134010106

Jävlades lite innan jag drog med Hillary Clinton älskande lärare och dryga socialist feminister. Är rätt öppen för en svensk så blev lite shock för folk haha. Var inte värt min tid. Blev att jobba o fixa pengar istället. Pluggar gärna igen när studier tas på allvar. Kanske pluggar utomlands när jag har pengar till det. Hade ändå kommit igenom skiten men vet inte. Kommer ihåg att det var prat om att man kunde rapportera om folk gjorde att dom inte kände sig säkra. (muslimer, svarta, bögar och så vidare såklart) så då jag är en svensk som inte är rädd att stå upp fanns ju chansen att jag hade blivit utkastad ändå.

>>134010280
Heard the joke from an old Norwegian sailor once. I probably don't remember it correctly.

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>mug Danish family heirloom
WE?!

>>134010280

Gjordes mycket när jag var tonåring. Tror medelålders gubbar fortfarande storhandlar där och kanske tyskland. Norrmännen dock... vetifan. De super sig fulla och är allmänt jobbiga men vet inte om det bara handlar om alkohol eller mat.

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>>134010863
*muh

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>>134003813
Korrekt

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>>134004488
You don't say

>>134010863
That's a nice clock bro

>>134010863
>that sword
how can one be so autistic? Are you sure you are not partly Finn?

>Pluggar gärna igen när studier tas på allvar.
kommer ikke til at ske lige forelobigt er jeg bange for.
>Kanske pluggar utomlands när jag har pengar till det.
men hvor? Uddannelse er noget lort i det meste af den vestlige verden.

>Kommer ihåg att det var prat om att man kunde rapportera om folk gjorde att dom inte kände sig säkra. (muslimer, svarta, bögar och så vidare såklart) så då jag är en svensk som inte är rädd att stå upp fanns ju chansen att jag hade blivit utkastad ändå.
1984 here we go. Det er jo fuldstaendigt sindssygt at det overhovedet kunne komme på tale. Sådan er det jo allerede i Tyskland på grund af deres "white guilt" og "nazi shame" som de slaeber rundt på.

>>134000206
British and German.

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>>134002307
Ruotsalainen a direct translation from skäggbarn?

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>>134011288
>Pay 38% Income tax + 8% AM bidrag
>Meager pay after tax + expenses are payd
>See this

RACE WAR NOW

>>134011008
what do you call those tall things in the background? Looks like massive piles of dirt.

>>134011631

Asien blir det väl. Kanske lär mig nåt jävla sätt att hjälpa norden... även ni danskar. Vill inte få hapas men, plugg i asien kan vara en plan.

>>134011709
>Ruotsalainen a direct translation from skäggbarn?

Ruotsalainen ei oo käännös vaan venäläisen kanssa molemmat tarkoittaa veneihmisiä

>>133993570

My mother is the most Nordic looking person I've seen in real life and she is entirely Irish/Scottish. SO she's definitely descended from a Viking rapebaby. Am I welcome?

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>>133998060

>>134011854
men indromme at jeg personligt ikke kan fordrage Asiater men de er i det mindste ikke cucked.

>Kanske lär mig nåt jävla sätt att hjälpa norden... även ni danskar.
Du ved allerede hvad der skal til for at hjaelpe norden. Tiden er dog ikke inde endnu.

>Vill inte få hapas
no future school shooter son? That is how the fun of poking it in chinks (seen your malformed offspring sperg out in pain over their existence).

>>134012251
>hides behind fake flag

>>134011961
>Ruotsalainen ei oo käännös vaan venäläisen kanssa molemmat tarkoittaa veneihmisiä
eh ja så siger vi det din gamle skurk. Finsk lakris er godt og det der.

>>134012251
hey Leaf / burger
now fuck off. Even Sven is less degenerate than you syrup niggers / mutts

>>134012743
Älskar dig kära bror, när vi skickat ut alla rasfrämlingar måste vi fan ha ett litet krig för gamla goda tiders skull

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>>134012743
>syrup niggers
nothing is more pure and white than maple syrup. i have it every morning on my oatmeal

burgers on the other hand drink corn syrup shit

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>>133999670
It's distribution of people, changes the country simultaneously becomes less noticable for the general population. They are doing the same in Norway albeit on a smaller scale. State commies do work from (((statistics, state/social science and what initiatives forces and hastens integration for our new countrymen)))

>02:15:10 2017-07-18
>han har inte tagit strongman pillan

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/irish-woman-meets-her-swedish-doppelganger-online-1.2469874
Guess this makes us Nords now. Genocide the brown eyed Anglo menace when?

>>133993570
can someone make a version with this where they post a clickbait link and norway comes through the wall?

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Hello my White Protestant brothers of a good character

>>134011850
They're the rocky mountains, I'm traveling along them from North to South

>>134012456

>Du vet allerede hvad der skal til for at hjaelpe norden. Tiden er dog ikke inde endnu.

Sant men, lär ta några år. Får hoppas att socialist skiten i skolan inte förstört vår Gen Z. Annars blir det bästa vi får civcuck SD vilket hjälper tillfälligt men tar inte hand om problemen på riktigt. Även om svenskar är conservativa som personer så är skam väldigt effektivt här. För att inte tala om att vi har (((några)) som inte får skit. SD kickar ut dom som nämner juden eller judiska företag. Tror jag behöver ha en bra utbildning för att kunna göra skillnad men kommer inte hitta nåt sånt i västvärlden.

> no future school shooter son? That is how the fun of poking it in chinks (seen your malformed offspring sperg out in pain over their existence).

Vill ha ungar som ser ut som mig. Närmaste till half breed är en halv dansk. Torturing kids and making mutts isn't my thing. Asian kids are cute but, they're not nordic. Even if it'd lead to another future happening with a school shooter, dunno if it's worth it. Especially if the shooter has my genes somewhere mixed in it. Happenings are nice but, I don't worship moloch. Not evil enough to sacrifice kids.

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>>134013397
welcome home fellow nordic brother

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>>134013134
>burgers on the other hand drink corn syrup shit
>corn syrup
fucking niggers I swear.

>>134012865
>ha ett litet krig för gamla goda tiders skull
intet galt med en lille udskyldig men brutal krig.

>>134013418
actually a good idea

>>134013530
>Rock
>Mountain
What are these phenomenons?

>>134013397
>https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/irish-woman-meets-her-swedish-doppelganger-online-1.2469874
Is it just me or are they over-egging the resemblance just a bit?
Nose, cheekbones and chin are different for a start but they sure do have the same hair and makeup. Spooky!

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>>134013134
Might want to take a look at your picture there, nigger. Your syrup has been culturally enriched. Unlike our pure corn syrup

>>134013780

Ett litet krig som kanske råkar ha ihjäl dom som röstar på moderater och vänster. Eller är det att hoppas på för mycket? Var för länge sen dock, ja... men vet inte. Vi är redan för få med tanke på de norden skulle vara jobbiga för om vi började bry oss igen. Ha många barn. Ha ett litet krig för gamla tiders skull när vi kickat ut alla apor och (((råttor))) efteråt.

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>>134011796
>31.42% payroll tax
>average of 32% (by commune, it's flat) communal income tax
>starting income tax rate of ~50%
>and 25% VAT
>and 30% capital gains tax
>and 25% additional income tax if you make "too much"
someone kill me

>>134011288

Vännnta... hur fan missade jag det här i tråden. De får ju mer än minimum lånen ju? Helvete. inte shockerad men frustrerad? Definitivt. Fy Fan.

This thread is severely lacking Australians

i'm proud of my scandinavian heritage
recently i found out my family started with a denmark immigrant with a beautiful black lady back in 1942
feels so weird being black and having an nordic surname haha it was kinda akward in school

>>134014445
Vi har ju för fan inte ens minimum lön i Sverige.

>>133999473
>In which country would tradesman from NA have the best luck finding a job and wife

Philippines or Thailand.

>>134011796
Du er jo ikke fattig, nar. Hva så hvis en eller anden perker får 20k i fem år, de betaler sig ind i længden, og finansierer dig når du bliver ældre, hvis ikke lige du var dum som et bræt.

>>134015096
Hvad snakker du om? Det betyder ikke noget at vi har en betydelig stor mængde af mennesker som er på overforelses inkomster og gor det til deres livstil?

Jeg er skide ligeglad med at jeg ikke er fattig jeg skal have de penge jeg har tjent. Hvis du vil hjælpe de fattige så kan du melde dig ind i en velgorenheds organisation eller melde dig friviligt.

>>134015096
This is exactly the wrong kind of thinking, what sort of incentive would they have to start working if they can still live on gibs? I remember reading one of the podesta emails gloating about 70% or something the "refugees" in Netherlands being literally unemployable

>>134014954

Hmm. menade nog grundlön. Har för mig att de var nånstans 18000-20000sek.

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>>134013976

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>>134015735
He basically wants useless people to benefit from the hard work of taxpayers while popping out children irresponsibly.

>>134015808
>What is diffraction
That's not even pure corn syrup, that's Aunt Jemima's secret recipe pancake syrup. Probably should've paid attention in school instead of listening to maple themed hip hop music

>>134015665
Lær fucking grundlæggende okonomi, hat, det har ikke noget med mig eller dig at gore. Gider du stå på McD? Du har fucking gratis uddannelse og alt stukket op i roven og så græder du over at vi importerer folk til at servere mad og torre os i roven? Hvor dum er du?

>>134015735
They can't, here's the thing. Northern populations are aging, Younger generations are generally spoiled and worthless. Easterns and refugees are a net asset, but white trash are scared of them because they are used to being spoiled rather than having competition and needing to actually make an effort. Media feed of this, as does populist parties. If you are useless scum, sure, protect your privileges. If you have half a brain, get a free education, start a company, and hire non union workers, who worship you for saving you from Assad. How stupid do you have to be to be scared of this shit. Do you live in your parents basement?

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>>134017410

>>134007565
Who is that? (pic)

>>134017410
Vask din mund, opfor dig ordenligt og gor rent på dit værelse din samfunds belastning.

Gratis uddannelse findes ikke. Du lyver overfor dig selv, det er ikke andet en skatteyderne der giver.

>>134017698
And this is your average Swede or Dane. At least the Japanese make robots to make up for their anti-immigration policies. Meanwhile here it's all we wuz kangs garbage.

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>>134013780

>>133993570
I will be traveling to Denmark in August to visit family in Copenhagen, what areas should I avoid?

>>134017265
First ingredient of Aunt Jemima is corn syrup. The rest is to make it look like maple syrup to hide the fact that it's a cheap burger imitation.

Nobody uses pure corn syrup.

and even """""pure""""" american corn syrup is extremely unhealthy. Maple syrup is as healthy as sugar can get. Pure and lots of iron and calcium.

>>133995377
delet

>>134012251
Show your flag.

>>134018003
Fuck dig, jeg gav dig dit gratis råd, pis af og do i din rendesten, mens du græder over hvor uretfærdigt det er samfundet faktisk bliver indrettet af folk, der har en basal forståelse af hvordan det hænger sammen.

Jeg vil til enhver tid hellere hyre en perker eller en polak end en lille pisseforkælet mogunge som dig. De er langt mere værd hvor det tæller.

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>>134018074
We don't even have a low fertility rate.

>>134018598
>Fuck the Danish youth, lets jump the gun and start population replacement instead of finding a good solution
Yeah, jew confirmed.

>worship you for saving you from Assad
Yeah, they're so happy they celebrate with fireworks!

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>>134018598
How is it "free advice" when all you do is insult and personal attack? "Fuck you idiot, piss off, piece of shit" Yeah really me out there aren't you?

You delivered zero arguments for "how things work"

>I would rather hire a paki or a polak than a spoiled brat like you

Yeah i actually want to work for my salary rather than being fed from the state like a weakling? Enjoy your nihilism.

any Danes here want to meet up in August? I can teach you how to deal with muslims

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>>133993570

>>134018995
Are you really all this dumb, or is it a kind of social game? Norwegians have been importing labor forever, is your society collapsing? No? Do you all get paid dividends, still? Yes? Can you sit in the middle of the night shitposting about scary Syrians instead of getting blown up? Funny how that works, huh?

It's not fuck the Danish, we have a high basic level of education. Do I want a Dane to serve me burgers for tips US style, instead of creating worthwhile economic growth? No. Do I care if a Syrian does it, gratefully, to be saved from IS and Islam? No.

>>134019665
A machine should be doing the job, cuck.

>>134018113
Copenhagen

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>>134013397
I want these girls to sit on my face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rUcR8rPh5o#action=share

>>134019665

If you care more about preserving Syrians than preserving your own culture you don't deserve anything.

Go join your friends in Syria or neck yourself

>>134019816
The whole city? haha I will be staying in some hotel Adel Guldsmeden

>>134019228
Læs mellem linjerne, jeg har faktisk fortalt dig hvordan du kan gore.

Og medmindre du allerede arbejder post kandidat er du ikke bare tæt på at arbejde for din lon og det samfundet har investeret i dig.

Det er pragmatisme, ikke nihilisme. Du har fået gratis uddannelse, som forventes at give overskud, rent samfundsmæssigt, enhver, der kommer hertil får det samme, fordi det giver overskud. Netop istedet for gettoer og Malmo-pis.

>>134019869
Bonerific

>>134020161
Axel*

>>134020184

You wish to put your own culture on the sacrificial alter for "pragmatic" reasons? So lets import cheap labor and fragment society in the process eventually ending out in a less productive society / civil war

Like i said there is no such thing as "free education" It is paid by tax payers.

>>134020021
Syrians don't threaten my culture, though, nor yours, or anyone in the North. How weak and scared do you have to be to feel threatened by people who have gone a quarter of the globe with minimal possessions, just to get a room and a job where they aren't gassed?

I mean really? You are among the most privileged people on Earth, and you're scared of fucking nobodies?

>>134020666
>bohoo, muh poor refugees from Germany
k
>Syrians don't threaten my culture
Say goodbye to your sovereignty.

>>134020666
We aren't talking about only Syrians here, Satan, since the Muslim immigration started, terrorism shot up all over Europe.

>>134020658
Imens er det dig der taler engelsk istedet for dansk, for uuuuh, vores kultur er under trussel, og det er fra perkere... Imens har du ingen ide om hvad dansk kultur er adskilt fra amerikansk. Jeg ofrer ikke noget, for som jeg har sagt, er der ikke noget, der er truet. Dansk kultur er ikke skrobelig, vi er ikke truet.

Og jo, det er gratis, for dig, at tage en uddannelse. Du betaler skatten lige meget om du tager den eller ej. Men igen, det er ikke mit problem at du er åndsamob. Det er netop det jeg taler om. Du har muligheder, udnyt dem eller knyt sylten, det rager mig.

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>>134020666
Our culture and democracy is more fragile than you think. You are the one sleep walking if you think you don't have to stand up to protect it, you can lose it more quickly than you think.

We in the west are so individualistic that we have no sense of belonging and Danish culture will be reduced to danish citizenship in order to be "inclusive" enough for everyone. In 35 years the African population will be double of what is now and the pressure on European boarder will be bigger than ever.

Yes we are privileged thanks to our previous generations hard work and we should preserve the values and responsibility that made it this way.

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>>134020666

>>134020666
People in Sweden literally got ran over by a truck

I'd let a thousand innocent syrians starve to save just one of you guys from that

>snart 4 om morgenen og er stadig oppe
Hvorfor gor jeg det her mod mig selv?

>>134021263
You realize we had Muslim immigration since the 1970s? The 80s meanwhile was terrorist scare from Basques (nationalists), IRA (nationalists), RAF (Commies), and Khaddaffi (Crazy).

The reason we have muslim terrorists is because US/EU/UN didn't crack down on Syria/Iraq when IS started spreading, it has nothing to do with immigration. It's like US school shootings. Assholes like you say fuck off, and some psychotic says fuck you with a jeep.

Am I threathened? No. Are you? No. Did anyone you know get killed by a muslim? No? Fuck you. Keep crying about it on the internet.

>>134001349
Kek'd