Taking my gf to Chicago to see Hamilton in August
What can I do to minimize my chances of being raped and killed
You are a fag.
>>133972759
Confederate Flag and a gun, niggers will come at you like dogs but once they see you packing its over.
Don't go to Chicago
>>133972759
>niggers doing a faggy musical while rapping
don't go
>>133972759
Don't go see Hamilton. That's the only sure fire way not to get raped and killed by a pack of feral niggers.
>>133972759
This should help
Not gonna lie. I'm walking around Chicago as I write this. It's pretty him. Lots of gunfire, drug addicts, hard to walk on sidewalk with getting aggressively panhandled by tranny prostitutes. My advice, stay away.
>>133972759
I don't know but I saw Hamilton and it was a huge waste of money. Extremely over hyped as a production. If the tickets were way cheaper it would have been better but even my gf was disappointed.
Wicked was better
>>133972759
Seriously? Stay in the Loop and near North/West sides
>>133972759
It was pretty shitty honestly, they get really butthurt about walking out too.
>>133973411
I'm somewhere in Subconscious Racism
>>133973255
>>133973169
I didn't really come to /pol/ for opinions on musical theatre
Besides that, it's not an option. It's a graduation gift for her getting into med school.
>>133972759
if i see you here i will rape and kill you
go to new york where you belong with the rest of the trash
>>133973523
How much did you pay? I managed front row center of the Mezzanie for $250 a piece.
>>133972759
Dont go to chicago. Why ar eyou bringing GF to hamilton
>>133973334
Chicago's not dangerous unless you're wandering around the south side
>>133973625
Pretty shit gift, considering the original cast is already gone. Why not go to Broadway and see something decent, like 'Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812'?
>>133974727
Honestly, it'll probably be better without Miranda
The guy is an excellent lyricist, but the spick can't sing for shit.
>>133973714
300 a ticket for ok seats. Price wasn't a big deal, I've paid higher for other productions but I actually liked those. I just wasn't impressed with it. Felt like I was watching school house rocks for adults. It's far from the worst show I've seen but it didn't live up to the hype.
My boys and I can provide you with security for a couple of fees
Im serious
>>133975145
Different strokes, I guess.
I was glued to the soundtrack for a couple months. Seeing it all live is going to take it to another level.
>>133972759
>niggers commit the most crimes (per capita), especially in chicago
>thinking niggers will be there at the theater
you'll be fine. at best they might have a few pacified nogs trying to scalp tickets outside. just ignore them and don't walk around down town.
>>133972759
>enjoying theater
Surely you mean your boyfriend right faggot?
>>133975075
But a literal pozzed spic is what replaced him
>>133973586
after being around nogs my entire life, i moved from the right side of that scale to the left
>>133972759
Dont go anywhere past south or west of downtown. Its where all the shootings and murders happen. Dont go into a uber or lyft that doesnt match their license plate and/or driver. I was almost of victim of kidnapping and robbery because of that
>>133975391
Yeah, we took my 17 year old brother and he fucking loved it. I can't hate, at least it's not fucking Rent. I had to see rent 4 times in less than 2 weeks.
>>133972759
Downtown has literally zero crime and is a world class, breath taking, clean city. Enjoy your stay.
>>133972759
>>133973625
Why do you have a girlfriend that actually likes that disgusting affront to Alexander Hamilton?
Better yet, why do you have a girlfriend that wants to go to med school?
>>133972759
By not being a fucking faggot getting reamed through two glory holes at once?
Seriously, what kind of fucking twat goes to see shit like that?
>>133972759
stay home
Chicago crime is localized to ghettos and neighborhoods. Downtown is generally very safe.
>>133973625
Buy her the Gulag Archipelago instead