Why are you currently on /pol/ and not at work?

>>133951576
Because I finished work hours ago.

Because I'm retired

>>133951576
I live in the shithole leaf land. All our hours have been reduced since the faggots in the east elected the retard drama teacher who fucked the economy

>>133951576
Im a neet with 2 degrees.

I'm at work right now. I finished all my stuff due this week on Friday, and now I won't have anything to do until Thursday.

just got off work, also pakistan is a failed state

I have a back disease that causes debilitating chronic pain. So unfortunately I spend most of my time in an inclined bed,

>>133951576
it's vacation

>>133951576
It's 1 in the morning and the printing press didn't need extra help tonight.

Self employed.

I am jerking off until a client calls or something.
I did a bunch of shit yesterday and got paid. Today I semi-rest.

Lmaoing at wagecucks and neetbabies

I am at work. I'm the only English-speaking cashier working the graveyard shift alone at the gas station. Don't worry, it's temporary until I move out of state in a few months

>>133951576
hahahaha who says i have a job?

>>133951576
Who says I ain't at work?

>>133951576
Because as the Boss I set my own hours.
Also it's only 8:40am here, so not even normal work hours yet.

>>133951576
It's my day off.

>>133951576
I'm JIDF, my work day is just getting started

shift ended

I'm """"working""" from home

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My job is to shill on social media in a comfy air conditioned high rise.

I am JIDF

Shalom american tax goyim.

>>133951576
Night Shifts, and I'll be still here because phone shitposting on company time.

>>133951781
Someone get this underage b&

>>133951576
I don't work a Mon-Fri, 9-5 type of job.

Lots of varying responses here, fair enough asshats.

>>133952601
Why aren't you at work, faggot?

>he's not on the dole

>>133952660
You don't just simply 'work' in my country

Cushy job that lets me /pol/ at work.

I am at work. I am shitposting on /pol/.

>>133951576
I'm on /pol/ at work.

>>133952859
Well now I'm curious. Can you elaborate?

I sit on my ass all day at work and browse /pol/ like the failure I am

>>133951576
>How dare you to not work for mr Noseberg goy!

>>133951576
Because I'm on my holiday.

>>133951576
I am at work, I spend about 1/4 of every day on /pol/

>>133951576
Because I am currently on pol AT work

>>133951793
Well shit! College don't mean much nowadays.

>>133951576
Because I'm freelance and work from home.
What about you, wage cuck?

>>133951576

Literally taking a shit while typing this. I should be getting ready for work but I hate my job and the company I work for.

Those fuckers sure as shit don't care about me or any other employee. They just care about their bottom line which is to continue to make obscene profits.

>>133951576
Because I'm black

because its not worth working and too much effort to find a job here.
my taxes would also go to fullfill feminist and sjw agenda so no motivation either.
i get paid for studying instead and i actually make it by on that alone.

they would much rather give the jobs to immigrants aswell. Male swedes are forgotten here and noone cares so ill leech every bit of money i can from the system.

>>133951973
This.

>>133951576
I had a job for a month before I got fired to fill a diversity quota and cause said person knew the managers.

>>133951576
Because I am still studying instead of being a retard and going to work for minimum wage the moment I hit 18 like 90% of my family

>>133953372
gross

Because it is my day off. But I am going in at five so the dumb half breed nigger can leave early.

>>133951576
I'm on /pol/ in my office bathroom

>>133953252
Im in italy, in here is even worst, no one will hire you because you know rights and work law too damn good so they cant easily trick on the contrary you could tell other employees about it sparking problems for managers.

>>133951576
Who says I'm not working?

>>133951781
Underage, legally cant be hired

>>133951576
because i accidentally woke up 3 hours earlier than expected due to my hemorrhoid issue and I want to die because I've worked 6 days in a row now with no sleep

>>133951793
>2 degrees
>neet

thats not how it works

I took PTO today because I knew I'd be hanging out late with my friends watching Game of Thrones. Shit is boring as fuck but I go for the food and beer.

Just did a job interview after years of NEETdom. Meme me luck.
We're all gonna make it.

>>133953810
You're still a NEET if you're not active in some form of training or work, even if you have been in the past.

>>133951576
I'm at work, faggot

>>133953810
After the second degree i started neeting it up, so technicly im a neet from the next day of my second graduating ceremony.

>>133953977
do you even know what NEET stands for?

being unemployed is not NEET you dumb faggot

>>133951576
HAHAHAHAHAH Im at work and browsing pol

>>133954025
technically you're not neet if you're educated

Work in 3 hours til late. In need of a transfer to another location, this city makes me die a little inside every time I drive through it.

>>133953650
Got a degree and getting a new complimentary one. Its insanely unreal on how much requirements they look for brfore hiring someone. It also sucks that women almost have an HR monopoly.

>>133951576

I am at work, but I'm also not a trumpcuck. There's a high correlation between trumpfags and NEETdom

coz SAHM

I am 27 and a trust fund baby and I have never worked a day in my life and I hope to live out the rest of my life riding on this trust fund which I know is not a smart thing to do because it wont last.

>>133951576

I work part time while writing my master thesis. Currently at home working on it

>>133953918
Good luck fatherland.

I'm hung over
And this is
Hair of the dog

>>133951576
Because i live in a civilized nation and get 5 weeks of vacation.

>>133954241
This is a good aim for people looking for some extra cash. Good luck with your thesis.

>>133951576
Because I'm moving.

>>133951576
i dont know but your reason is that it would be literally pointless for you to work because youd'd get pennies. You'd be better off just raising your own farm and growing your own foods. also it'd be more stress free than working in your muslim infested and corrupted cess-pool cities.

>>133954032
Having a degree doesn't preclude you from being a NEET, retard, it's a term used for people who aren't in any active work or education.

>>133953450
This. Min wage is criminally low in the US, these days of my life are worth more than slaving for the min wage Jew

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>>133951576
Because its the summer vacations and my parents pay for all my shit as long as I do well at the uni

>>133954349

Thanks!

>>133954501

How old are you?

>>133954072
NEET: not in education or employement or training (RIGHT NOW)

We clear now?

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>>133954477
>Min wage is criminally low

Pretty sure you mean criminally high, Anon.

>>133953279
and yet niggers like you come on 4chan and rat on us neets for not having a job and working for the big corporations.

>>133954551
23 next month

>>133951576
Because I'm self-employed. And I don't really feel like working today. I guess I can finish the current project tommorow anyway.

>>133951576
Glasgow Fair Holiday.

How about you?

>>133951781
michael jackson popcorn waiting for stupid nigger to get b&.jpg

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>>133951576
Monday is one of my two days off.

Fuck Mohammad.

Dirka dirka jihad.

>>133954676
Why the fuck did it post like this. I started that thread a fucking week ago. Weird.

>>133951576
Because I am a piece of human trash who dropped school at 15

now without any qualification, and without a job

I have a net worth of $80 million. That's why.

>>133951576
I'm at work.

>>133954902
Can i have 10 thousand britbong money? My gf cries because she didn't get her au pair pocket money this month and we have to cancel our vacation plans.

>>133954612
Pretty sure I mean criminally low, kike.

>>133955202
Only if you be my slave norway man.

>>133951576
why aren't you at work?

>>133951576
Phone posting from work. Niggers

>>133951576
I have mondays off

>>133951793

Put on a Jacket before you freeze.

>>133951576
because I have a 30h job that pays me a fuckload of money

Self made millionaire at 26

I can see so far into the future I'm too depressed to do anything desu

I work from home, and I'm waiting that the secretary send me stuff to continue working

I've got this thread open on my 2nd monitor while I'm sending emails on my first.

>>133951576
Unemplotement is great for employers, fuck off. Bullshit about job creation, the US is even actively trying to put people out of their jobs with automation.

>>133951576
I am at work.

>>133951576
I'm a student and it's summer vacation

>>133951576
What

>>133956979
Hi Kim.

>>133956979
Get back to work Kim

I'm at work right now looking out a window into a beautiful forest in the piedmont of North Carolina. Comfy desu

>>133951793

did you take a masters in gender studies?

Taking the rare workplace shit, OP.

>>133951576
2nd world slavistan don't have paying jobs.
Best I can get with my Engineering degree is factory work for 300 euros a month.
Fuck that. I'll stick to my side hustle and hope my parents don't kick me out before I hit it big in the scene.

My time is too valuable to have a job.

>>133951576
Started working for myself with a friend of mine. Business is going well actually.

Day off, gardening in lovely sunshine.

>>133951576
Because I'm on /pol/ at work.

>>133951576

I'm at an impasse.

In general, a reasonably well-paying job requires you to have a skill that's in high demand, but I have no marketable skills. I also refuse to slave away at some menial job, working for scraps just so I can barely get by. Merely existing is not living.

Also, this >>133955858

>>133951576
retired

My boss at my retail job is making me use my PTO.

I work from 6 PM - 2 AM for the next week, since I'm doing workstation upgrades.

>>133957344
>african american studies

>>133951576
Jokes on you, I am at work.

>>133951576
20 y/o, unemployed and gonna be hiomeless soon. I'm gonna go sign up for the marines, wish me luck bros!

I work as a pimp in the Brussels red light district, so i only work nights.

>>133951576
Giveback

>>133951576
waiting for a slow SQL query, abdul bin kebab

>>133951576
Jobs today, even the simplest jobs, require a degree or five years worth of experience.
Graduated high school this year and no jobs, purpose, or future.

>>133961306
And that affirmative action bullshit. Oh, man.

>>133951576
I bought bitcoins in 2010. I don't need to work.

I'm actively seeking employment, pls help me

What is salary

>>133951576
It's my one day off this week.