Yellowstone

>>133947876
lol

>>133947876
rollerhino

captcha: coats

>>133947876
sure thing bud

>>133948261
Get hype

>>133947876
Finally after 640,000 years. Today's the day.

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>>133947876

Let's get started.

>all the spics will die
Thank God

>>133947876
What do we get from you, if it doesn't happen today?

>>133948371
ok desu
>YELLOW-CHAN REPORTING IN
>24TH HYPE BRIGADE REPORTING
>AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTING DIVISION 420 REPORTING

>>133947876
Of all the threads that get repeated here this is most autistic.

>>133948703
wb NK threads

>>133948619
I dunno. Something's going to happen today, count on it. Might not be Yellowstone but something.

>only 3-10mm of ash
feelsgood.png

>>133947876
thicc

>>133947876

Isn't this an overlay of that penis preferral chart?

>>133947876
Quick rundown. We fucked?

>>133947876
Don't shoot Aussie sheila's and your super volcano's will remain dormant.

>>133948550
Hey faggot, You're going down with us. Nuclear winter Will cause mass world wide famine.

Am I fucked if I'm in the orange or can I drive away?

>t. Rochester MN

>>133949018
Depends on how many gas masks you own

>>133947876
Will I be able to survive with 1000mm of ash on top of me?

Yes please

>>133948801
>The fertile fields of the Midwest destroyed

>>133947876
Cool at least I don't live in Boise or Denver anymore, Albuquerque will be aight.

>>133948991
At least I'll die Anglo

>>133949177
You'll be dead from the sound of the blast.

>>133949177
yes if you have scuba diving gear

its happening in 13 hours

good luck bois

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>>133949968


>13 hours

How do we know this again?

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>>133947876

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Stop freaking me out /pol/
I only live one state away

>>133949968
how do you know? the swarm from june is still going, but it could just be an active summer, right?

How is making this thread not bannab yet?

>>133950175
Well your fucked anon

7.3M earthquake 4minutes ago at yellowstone national park

https://www.livescience.com/20714-yellowstone-supervolcano-eruption.html

Lol literally stole it from an article that would show an example of it.

>>133950245
it literally has nothing to do with politics but if I make a thread about the housing bubble it gets moved to /biz/

so I dunno

>>133948770
>the most vague prediction ever
>something somewhere will happen, just you watch
We have a regular Nostradamus here. Something DID happen. OP was a faggot.

>>133947876
Operation Burned Burgers shall begin!

>>133950417
Sometimes I make threads topics in history either I get banned or it gets moved to /bant/ there is no consistency. This thread should get OP banned though. It's just one retard pretending something is going to happen and autists blindly replying agreeing with him.

>>133948770
?????

>YELLOWSTONE THREAD
>Might not be yellowstone but just you wait oh ho ho ho ho

Bait thread.

>>133950417
>happening and potential happening threads dont belong on /pol/
nigga wot

>>133949229
>implying that volcanic ash isn't a great fertiliser.
Give it a coupe of years and the land will be better for farming than ever before.

Post ending in 666

>>133947876
My body is ready..... to be covered in ash and soot....

If i was in salt lake city if i pack and start driving now where would i have the highest survival chance?

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>>133947876
>yellowstone explodes
>west coast (nobody likes those hippies anyway) and mid west (nobody cares) is pompi
>east coast, and mid east gets mild sprinkle of ash
>ash helps all plants grow beyond proportion
>food is overflowing and becomes a major export
>ash settles, and Yellowstone becomes an even larger landmark than hawaii because volcano
>other counties sympathies with US and donates.
>refugees and wetbacks wouldn't even want to migrate to america
>USA becomes an even stronger world power
downside?

>>133948619
>What do we get from you, if it doesn't happen today?

The exact same thread tomorrow...

If numbers, G-d will purge americucks for their degeneracy

>>133950570
Whats up with all the armchair moderation lately? Probably some new gay meme... Either way, GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>133947876
átok

>>133950790
I might die, there's your downside

>>133950790
btw it will be radioactive ash. you will go blind and your lungs will grow tumors

>>133951155
>might
downside?

>>133950920
What's with all the autists pretending something is going to happen at Yellowstone? What are you sliding you disinfo kike?

>>133951320
since when did volcanoes have radioactive material? also we all become super heros
D O W N S I D E ?

>>133951364
Depends how fast I can drive away from it

>>133947876
I bet nothing happens.

>>133951648
best get driving now

>>133947876
if you died today id be satisfied

>>133951462
I point out that youre a fucking cocksucker and that means im sliding the board? Die nigger

>>133948703
"Not white" threads are still worse

>>133948755

>>133951752
Alright what's your address I'll drive to your place and we can hang senpai

holy shit what the fuck
L O O K A T T H E D A T E

>>133950331
Source?

>>133951462
>n-nothing's going to happen at Yellowstone!
>stop posting about it!
>r-really we swear nothing is going to happen, don't worry about Yellowstone at all
>don't make threads about it!
>don't mention it!
>you aren't a kike are you? Why would you post about Yellowstone then? Don't do that or else you're a kike!
Hmmmmmm....

>>133951919
how fast can you drive to phila

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here's wat to expect


basically everyone die when new ice age begins

>>133947876
Why is everyone itt acting like we need fertile lands for food?
We've been eating pink slime and plastic our entire lives, we'll be fine

>>133951954
>07/17/17
KEK WILLS IT

>>133952009
14 hours I'll be there by tonight

>>133952126
Of course the world had to end when I'm hungover.
KEK.

>>133947876
Nothing will happen.

>>133948770
/pol/'s mindset in a nutshell

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It's simple.
We have mountains. Mountains are like natures bunkers.
Just go underground. We shall become dwarves.

>>133947876
I wish God would get to it already. The Earth can't go on like this.

>>133952300
WE WUZ DWARES

>>133947876
I'm in Idaho. I get ashed immediately. Sweet, sweet rapture while you enjoy slowly suffocating on burning ash, starvation, famine, plague, and other horrors. HAHAHAHA

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>>133949968
You said it was happening in 7-8 hours over 10 hours ago.

If my post is digits, then my prediction of you being gangraped to death by niggers is going to come true and the same thing is going to happen to OP's family.

>>133952448
>Dwarves
Just call me Urist mcAnon

>>133948770
cme triggered happenings?

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>when dust settles it's time for pic related

>>133952528
Hey, I'm a spudnigger too.

What town you trapped in? We could hang out and argue with eachother in person sometime.

Hell, I might even know you already.

>>133952070
now cucks cant say "global warming hur dur"
downside?

>>133950331
https://earthquaketrack.com/recent
Lier

Praise Kek

>>133952856
there is alot of stupid niggers in philadelphia maybe you are one of them

i'm at yellowstone
the birds are not making any sound
it's very quiet
something is spooking the animals
i wear a fur suit and give the bison beer and jello shots

>>133953087
>Philadelphia
>In Idaho

Quality reading comprehension you have there, bro.

A real testament to the intellectual superiority of the white race, amirite?

>>133950175
RIP anon he was a good boy

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>>133952448
THAS RITE

>>133953202
Do you let them fuck your ass too?

>>133953202
You should not do that, jello is bad for them.
Unless it is all natural jello.

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>>133951691
>>133952265

t.

>>133953229
how do i now what state you meant
"i iz da ho" i dont speak spook boy

Reminder that all those elite bunkers, all those DUMBs, all those weird excavations in mountains....

They were not part of a plan to nuke humanity for the elites to survive.

THEY WERE IN PREPARATION FOR YELLOWSTONE!

>>133953469
Kek

>>133947876

71717
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>>133947876
I live only a few miles away from yellowstone

Would I die instantly?

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all this talk of magma is giving me a hardon

>>133954038
most realistic dwarf fortress graphics ever
it could possibly be understandable

>>133953908
confident that the blast wave will be an ultra-kill

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>>133954255
fuck yes

>>133952300
I'm in the mountains right now surrounded by forest fires

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>>133954443
run Bambi run

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>>133953202


i'm at yellowstone too.

Yeah, there are no noises here, wtf.

will I make it bros?

>>133954365
You know that's a nigger in the costume, right?

I'm so fucking glad you inbred fuckwits got BTFO in 1865. The country would be infinitely worse if you retards were allowed to rule.

>>133954685
>Human tromping around in the woods, being loud as fuck
>"OMG dude, why are all the birds being quiet? This is just 2spooky! They're NEVER this quiet in the city."

Good god you people are fucking stupid.

>>133954685
>>133953908
>>133953202
why are all these fucking fags living in yelowstone

>>133947876
what would 3-10mm of ash do? would it fuck up the lakes and shit?

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>>133947876
I wish. Kek pls annihilate us

>>133955029
because they are all redneck "muh 2nd amendment" armchair geologists that shit post on pol all day.

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If all Americans should fart at the exactly same time, would it trigger Yellowstone to erupt?

>>133955085
Volcanic ash is roughly 5 times denser than snow.

If even just a few millimeters of it builds up on stuff, it's enough to collapse roofs, clog drainage systems and smother all small plant life in a matter of hours.

If it exceeds 10mm, it kills all the trees and turns into a toxic sludge that poisons the topsoil for decades.

Basically, it's not good.

>>133955295
Too bad that's a picture of a Brit.

Not going to happen.

Better chance of "The Big One" in California today.

Nigger

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>>133955488

Well earned 88, my fascist and retarded Nazibro.

>>133955324
world then proceeds to harbor shit posting pol retards in the european commie shit houses and mud huts in afrika.

immigration crisis has now reversed.

>>133955324
>sensationalism by equivocation
Into the trash it goes

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>>133955570

>>133955615
>I can't into math or basic chemistry

>>133955598
The world's not gonna harbor anyone except for a bunch of starving and freezing people that wished they were dead. If you genuinely want Yellowstone to erupt, then you should just eat a bullet now and get it over with.

>>133955324
>poisons the topsoil for decades
>ash
I would kill everything, but would leave a great soil.

>>133955690
Too bad you Nazi's were so shit at killing commies that you allowed them to destroy your homeland with inferior tanks and rifles.

Or are you going to blame that one on the Jews as well?

>>133950701
potash is not a greatly needed component of healthy soil (only need a very small amount). and too much will make it far too acidic and nothing will grow for years.

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>>133955427
my question still stands though (unlike the average american muahahahahaharrhar)

>>133949161
>implying cars will run while they are sucking up cement ash
we are fucked every where bro

>>133955853
Not sulfuric ash. Which is what the majority of Yellowstone ash is going to be.

When trees burn down, yeah, the ground is better off because of all the carbon and phosphorous.

If a volcano goes off hard enough, then it takes a long time for the environment to recover.

>>133952565
exclude his family and ill make it happen -kek

>>133955853
depends what is in the ash

probably very different than wood ash

>thickness >1000
T-THICC

>>133955859
potash is basic m9, it is practically pure potassium carbonate

>>133950175

after tambora erupted in 1815, next two years were the years without summer in northern hemisphere.

>>133955854
>arguing over 4chan flags as if that were their genuine political agendas on a yellowstone thread
you guys are fucking retarded

>>133956050
Deal.

Thy digits will be done.

>>133955907
that's a canadian
you're not very good at this, leaf

>>133952070
europe is fucked to, huh?

>>133956368
Good. Let's kill Bongistan.

>>133956112

but too much will cause an imbalance with nitrogen and phosphorus. has to be a proper ratio to grow plants well.

>>133956191

>ever changing your flag.

grow up.

>>133956120
Same with the Vandal minimum.

http://www.historicalclimatology.com/blog/something-cooled-the-world-in-the-sixth-century-what-was-it

>something traumatic appears to have affected the world in around the year 536 CE. The five reports that survive for this "536 event" say nothing of an eruption. They merely describe in vague terms a sort of unusual sun dimming or atmospheric veiling. The Roman statesman Cassiodorus, for example, describes a dim moon, and a sun that lost its "wonted light" and appeared "bluish," as if in "transitory eclipse throughout the whole year."

>>133956587
>once

>>133947876
on the back deck facing the Crazies and not a thing is happening

>>133956669

if yellowstone pops, and its a big one (its had small eruptions in the past) there absolutely will be worldwide cooling. most of the northern hemisphere will have at least a few years with nearly ZERO growing season.

ONE missed growing season will kill 70% of humanity, since most of the 3rd world depends on free/cheap food from the west. if it goes for two years, over 90% of humanity will be affected.

>>133951584
Since the beginning, Lava contains traces of Uranium etc. so the radiation is bigger than the background radiation.

>>133955990
not me, I'm on vacation in Miami

>>133956120
Well and here i am already expecting a crop failure in Russia because of bad weather.

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>>133948679

>>133957188

to be clear, it doesn't take much cooling for grain crops to not reach maturity. we might be ok on wheat for a while, since it matures faster than corn, but yellowstone will destroy 90-95% of the wheat ground in the US. it also depends on what time of year it hits. say yellowstone hits in january or early february. it would cause the winter to just keep on going, allowing snow and ice to pile up in the northern hemisphere. if the sun were blocked/mostly blocked for only 7 months, you'd go right into another winter with all that snow and ice still on the ground. this would cause a cooling feedback loop and could very easily trigger an ice age.

>>133948703
This, nk and skykangz are the most useless. Fun tho

>>133947876
day of the grill
R.I.P burgers

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>>133955295
Where is his ass

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>>133947876
>OP is so retarded, he has no idea what the picture he posted actually tells people.

>>133948991
?
wheres the nuclear part tho
its a volcano
not a bomb
dummy
dumbo

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>>133947876

>california extinguished

>>133950902
If multiples, Russia will be overrun but cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers.

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>>133953202
Yellowstonefag as well. Fish are leaving the lakes. I repeat, the fish are leaving the lakes.

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ruh-roh

>>133954734
Summerfag

>>133953202
>i wear a fur suit and give the bison beer and jello shots
That was you, huh?

>>133947876
Doesn't count if I don't get the day off from work

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>>133963589
3

>tfw Miami
who's laughin now cucks?

>>133947876
THICC

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Anyone else see this linking up with the solar flare?

>Seismic networks locate earthquakes by comparing the arrival times of seismic waves emanating from the earthquake location, or hypocenter. Very small earthquakes (less than a Magnitude 1) cannot be detected on distant seismometers and sometimes even well-located earthquakes may have horizontal and depth uncertainties of more than 0.5 km.
Not habbening.

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>>133948490
>>133948486
>>133947876
>>133948619


The PURPOSE of these threads is to Get Prepared if you're in the affected area (midwest). Also the reason the ash will fall to the west of it is because it will go up above the prevailing winds and practically reach space. If you're in Nevada for example you need to have a similar plan.

When you find out this has happened you need to get in your Car with supplies and head as far away from it as you can. You need to take normal highways, maybe even backroads, avoiding the interstates - so you're going to need a Road Atlas (a big book type of thingy).

Be aware of major geographical obstacles - the mississippi river can only be crossed at certain points. Mountain roads may be bottlenecks.

You'll need a (hand)Gun, at least 5 loaded magazines for it, and a few boxes of ammo just to be sure. Buy cheap but dont buy stupid.

Money might still be useful but who knows, make sure you've got at least a week's worth of food. Make sure you've got a portable gas can (5 gallon) too, and a 5 gallon camping water jug.

Im not alex jones so im going to suggest getting some zero water filters and keeping those held back for this occasion. Not for fluoride, but so you can take water from anywhere without bothering to boil it (maybe a crappy cheap filter so it will absorb the gunk, then filter that further to remove everything else).

Travel light when it comes to clothing, pick clothes that dry off quickly so you can wash them in a bathroom if necessary.

>>133948801
>>133949229
>>133950701
the problem is the nuclear winter that follows that makes sure there wont be much growing at all, also despite it making good fertilizer so will the existing crops that we was supposed to gnaw on for the next couple years.

> inb4 its not nuclear, but for the first year temps will be 30F lower, then about 20F lower on average for the next 2 decades.

> because it'll be so dark outside, even midday itll be as dark outside as a storm

This is never happening.

>>133952620
>CME?

Care to explain? You're not talking about investments right....

>>133965260

coronal mass ejections.

The biggest redpill is that Global warming is a myth and all our weather/geological activity can be tied to the sun and it's rays.

It's going to happen

>>133965794
No its not

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>>133964490
Interesting I wouldn't mind discussing this more. What else do you got?

>>133947876
Meh, I'm not worried. I'm taking a trip there soon.

>>133955854
>Inferior tanks and rifles.
>Being this much of a 12 year old summerfaggot.
>Not knowing what the fuck he's talking about.
>Not posting with a geographical flag.

Yeah, it all checks out.