>be me
>white, freckles, skinny, dark brown hair
>Buy AncestryDNA kit
>180 dollars down the drain
>I thought i'd see exactly where most of my lineage comes from.
>Send it off to Dublin
> 6 weeks pass
>"Sorry, we need you to do it again"
>Wait 2 more weeks for replacement
>Send it off
>Wait 6 more weeks
>Results are in
>Primarily Western European, Irish and Scandinavian
>to be expected
>29% Pacific islander
>Dad was Fijian so no big deal
>...
>no...
>4%..
>4% East Asian...
>tfw asian
What do I do 4chens?
>>133944926
>29% pacific islander
Being a maorinigger is worse than being asian, embrace your rice.
cut your dick off before it reproduces
>white
How were you white if your dad was Fijian? You're mixed...
You're less worried about being 29% pacific islander and more about 4% Asian? How does that work
>>133945026
Which way is guaranteed to make me infertile?
Is it like cutting your wrists?
Lengthways for results & sideways for attention?
>>133945062
I'm one of the whitest people out there but my dad is fijian so...
>>133945152
Yeah hate to break it to you, you're not white. It's not even the one drop bullshit, you're 33% non-white.
>>133945245
How should i end it?
>>133945303
Don't, white people are gay. Move to Nippon ginko and rejoin your ancestors.
>>133944926
>Look at the op flag
>Asian dna
What did you expect op?
>>133945365
>white people are gay
I must say i'm intrigued...
Please sensei, teach me the ways of Nippon and rice cultivation.
>>133945152
>I'm one of the whitest people out there but I'm 1/3rd not white
>>133945548
By that logic you're probably African.
>>133945619
Physically, anon... Physically...
>>133945598
I live in Tokyo dawg, and I'm only a halfbreed. Come here and I'll teach you how to eat instant ramen in bed instead.
>>133944926
>4% East Asian..
Polynesians originally come from taiwan
>>133945702
>Ramen
>Tokyo
>Anti-caucasian homophobia
Sign me the fuck up sensei!
>>133945621
I'm half algerian, khouya. Proud of my dark skin.
>>133945780
DNA tests can only track you back so far.
If everyone took the test, following your logic, everyone would be purely african.
>>133945920
polynesians are only thought to have ventured out of asia mixing with papua new guineans one or two thousand years ago or so.
>>133944926
C H I N K ' D
>>133944926
Welcome to the horde.
>>133945833
You CANNOT make this shit up. France YES!
>>133944926
Its a fucking government datamine, why would you ever do that
>>133944926
I'm like 0.4% Asian, 0.1% black and Jewish. Rest is pure euro. Fuck the 1 drop rule.
>>133945090
>lengthwise or sideways
Both. So that itll look like a cross. Hopefully that will purge the vile dick of all its worthlessness
I'm 1.5% East Asian
I used to think it was a big deal then I see these white nationalists who are 15% chink