why people should invent a new religion

We did

4chan is filled with Trinitarian pantheists. No one outside of 4chan understands this, but we use it as a way to believe we've always existed and will always exist, in one way or another.

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>>133926005
>Invent
Implying some can Ron Hubbard up some bullshit in modern age. Genuine religion becomes manifest to the inclined, & because of which is/will be similar o genuine religion of the past. Therefore, you're better off expanding than starting from scratch.
>>133926233
>Trinitarian
Show me one thread that even remotely explains the Trinity
>pantheists
>pan, theist
You're calling /pol/ a bunch of goat fuckers? <Jk
>we've always existed and will always exist
What religion doesn't believe in immortality?
But seriously, I'm immortal

>>133927618
Pantheist means you believe the universe is conscious. Trinitarian means you accept your identity as mind, body and soul, basically something has the same soul provided it has the same mind, as in is raised the same, and has the same body, as in the same hormones or whatever.

>>133926005
It would result in a failure like Scientology.

>>133927748
>Pantheist means
Jk means just kidding
>mind, body, soul identity
While not really incorrect, that's a very limited portrayal of the Trinity & from the following description I would call it incorrect.
t.someone who had never witnessed a legitimate modern day Trinitarian

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>>133926005

Because it would be fun.

Honestly, if we get enough anons in here, we should just brainstorm our own /pol/ religion.

>10 politically incorrect commandments
>religous stories
>etc


>mfw hard as a rock

>>133926005

You could make a religion out of this

>>133929133
I already see that a new religion formed on here would have Christian roots.

>>133929133
I thought we already did and the best those autists could come up with was the cult of kek

No thanks, religion is a cancer slowly but surely killing white society.

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>>133929298

I guess we're all going to hell then.

>>133929298
...do not speak lightly of the cult.
It's stupid, retarded, absolutely sickening, but any fool can tell Kek is truly with them. Retard magic is a dark art, but it has proved itself in times of need.