/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

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>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

bamp

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8 dead this weekend?

>>133914550
11 as of the last update on Heyjackass.

>caller says he was kidnapped
>has tape around his neck
>male black

>>133916347
Stupid white Boyz you just mad we smarter then you

>caller's cousin was robbed by a black manlet with a sawed off shotgun

>>133914989
Shit

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>>133914989
Damn...that's crazy. Since it's sunday, I hope you all had a great weekend. We need to make sunday the most /comfy/ .

>dispatch: do you speak spanish
>Robert: Negitivo

>28 year old daughter is having a mental episode
>suicidal and possibly violent

>>133918180
think she just got an unpaid toll bill in the mail

>dispatch is kinda shy and whispering
it's kinda hot.

>foot chase

>>133918938
>man armed with a gun

>65 people fighting

>can we get the helicopter up?

>>133919315
>helicopter going up

>heavy semi coming east on solidarity

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>wagon is on the way to hospital

>person shot

>Shots fired

>someone is beating the mentally ill niece

lfmao

>somedude refuses to move his unbroken car
>because he has the lord on his side

Can someone give me a quick rundown one what this thread is about? Who is Robert?

>>133921885
If only there was an explanation in the original post...

>>133921956
What's the original post?

>>133921885
Robert is the general code for night shift police working Chicago beat. A lot of the crazy shit you'll hear comes from Chicago's south side where gangs and special people rampage against each other. Its hard to explain what you get from it. A lot of people say its a comfy feeling listening to this thread. I think its something like that for me. So much shit doesn't work, but listening to these men and women battle the hordes of the lowest common denominator really inspires me, makes me feel good to be here.

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>>133921885
>>133921885

We are listening real-time to the fall of western civilization.

Robert is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

>>133922021
Old deus didn't vult much education, did he?

>>133922158
Who is Vult?

Thanks.
>>133922048
>>133922078

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Currently /comfy/ sleeping in my van on the south side of chicago.

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>>133922628

>>133922628
>>133922766
Please don't die.

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>>133922360

>>133922628
homeless or rapist?

>>133922628
stale van smell
???
proffit

poo in loo vanfag

>>133922628
piggy backing off who?

>>133922078

Really, all coonery is needless.

Quiet on the north side tonight. Stayin comfy

>>133923020
Homeless but gainfully employed. Doing this until December. Gotta save up $$$ for legal troubles.

>>133923890
God speed Robert. Try to get us good photos for OC.

>>133923890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liunu385Vmg

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nutnfancy+van+living

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seen at irving park blue line stop yesterday

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On 8 bus

>>133917826
Thank you anon, you as well

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>>133924374

>>133922360
Learn Latin anon. Learn Latin.

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local gang calling themselves the "young rectums"

>person shoved into dark vehicle.
Kidnapping probably.

>>133924566
Even their gang names are retarded.

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pretty sure garbage is one of our biggest exports

>>133924762
sewer nigger moving up in life?

Anything unusual happen tonight, or is it the typical MALE BLACK shenanigans?

I'm in Logan Square surrounded by hipster faggots.

>>133925272
>black manlet robbed a guy with a sawed off shotgun
>people getting shot

The usual coonery, really.

>male black with a gun fighting male black with a hammer

>male black with a hammer
>vs
>male black with a gun
WHO WILL WIN?!?!?
....
Obviously the one with the hammer.

>caller says he has been shot
>details to follow

>>133925326
I'm not far from Logan Sq.. Glad to know not alone. The levels of faggotry are astounding. I find myself just shaking my head in disgust almost daily.

deispatch:
>have a nice mein kampf

>>133926206
*dispatch

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>>133925326

Logan here. If you're not a fag I'll hang out some time.

>the woman was the victim of a robbery and a criminal sexual assault

D O U B L E E N R I C H E D

>>133926582
Just can't get enough of that enrichment can she?

>>133926289
>>133926163
>>133925326
Hyde Park here plz come hang out with me.

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>what's the condition of your victim there?

>he's in uhh... critical condition

>>133927723

I've done a /CPD/ meetup before. Me and a Rogers park anon hung out at Parsons chicken and fish. 8/10 would do another meetup. You really down?

>foaming at mouth possible OD, then got up started trying to kiss people

>foaming at the mouth
Drugs
>Roscoes altercation
Fags

>>133927972
I'd be down. I moved here last week with no friends or family, so I have nothing to do besides work and explore the city in my free time.

>>133927972
>Parsons

A beaner got stabbed with a screwdriver in front of there a couple nights ago.

>>133913482
This thread is awesome!

>>133928268

Haha, that's awesome. Fucking love the food.

>>133928265

Right on man. I'll hang out. My throwaway is [email protected]. Don't judge me, I made it when I was like 12 fifteen years ago.

>>133928372
It's the best thread on /pol/. Pure 100% comfy

>shot in the left cheek

Face or ass?

>>133913482
Have a bump

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>shot in the left cheek

>>133928396
No judging. Email sent.

>5 shots fired
Again? Lots of shots fired tonight.

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>>133929064

>>133928980

Got it. Let's grab a beer or whatever. Last meetup we had open invitation but it was only me and Rogers Park anon who showed up. Still a good time.

>>133928896

Face confirmed

>contaminated scene

What the fuck does that mean? AIDS?

>>133929700
considering how getting aids is basically a coming of age ceremony to niggers.....

[spoiler]similar to their first drug deal, car theft, rape, and murder[/spoiler]

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>>133929922

>Jamal just committed his first rape tonight
>I'm proud of that lil niqqa

>the dispatcher on zone 9 yelled at me
>I know you'll handle that

>>133930118

>laughing in stream

Mark them bingo cards, Roberts

>caller said he smoked something bad
>his mind isn't functioning properly
>bipolar
>schizo
>going to murder people

Wew, lad.

>a lot of chainsaws

I feel that we missed something here.

>>133930359

>The elusive /MALE WHITE/

>male asian is attempting to rape a female

R A R E

>>133930443

>/MALE ASIAN/

No fucking way. It's a unicorn night, lads.

>/MALE BLACK/ bothering a female while wearing sunglasses

We are back on track.

>nobody is under the tree

>ear rape

>>133929700
contaminated crime scene I think
i.e. forensics can't do shit

>serious condition

>>133931249
>make that critical condition
>the bullet entered his left cheek and is resting on his spine

F

>>133922628
>>133922766
>male sleeping in semi
>blocking the alley

>attack this tree

>>133931330

F for jonquiqui

>two cars shooting at each other

>possible gay members
>playing loud music

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>>133932495
Better call in the gay cops

>female middle eastern black
What flavour is that?

>call news affairs immediately

>

>>133929326
Lets do the meeting at mcdonalds on shiradan tomorrow 3 o clock. Ill b wearing a gray hat

>>133913482
Is there an IRC or discord for CPD people?

Also:

What does it mean when they say "watch your keys?" and there is a bunch of noise? Do they mean literal keys? I've heard them say "we've got an open key"

>>133942851
It means there's a male black around around blacks never relax check your keys