SJW Boss Note

>>133905844
Go into HR with a nice big ol star of David necklace and complain.

>>133905844

if this pic belongs to you, you should just wipe your ass with the toilet roll, put it into the holder with the clean side facing you and then leave the seat up

>>133905844
what kind of fucking degenerate doesn't put on a new roll after killing off the last

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>Don't start starting

>>133905844
Don't start starting the TP rolls? The fuck does that mean?

>>133905844
I don't get it, replacing the toilet paper rolls?

>>133905844
write, "Make TP great Again"

>>133905844
>don't start starting
What did she mean by this?

They mean "starting" the roll by unsticking the outer sheets that are glued shut.

most HRs and PDs are rigged with jew freemasonry soldiers at the top to fuk goyim
wake the fuk up

it means ripping off the first sheet of the roll

>>133905844
checked
women's lib was a mistake

women probably use 95% of the toilet paper anyways.

>>133906210
are they really that fucking lazy?

>>133906124
Probably when the roll is brand new and the first strip is stuck to the whole roll.
>being a bitch about a new toilet paper roll

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>>133905844
>current year +2
>still wiping your ass

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>>133905844
Don't start starting?

>>133906210
the dumb sluts cant be fucked to do it themselves? why are bitches so lazy

>>133905844

1. what the fuck does starting TP rolls mean

2. probably fake like all other reddit "shocking notes" for normies to harvest upvotes and rewteets

>>he doesn't use the 3 seashells

>>133906124

women cant start toilet paper rolls, but can lead a country

>>133906214

>jew (((freemasonry)))

Anon tier: extra woke

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america problems

She means unroll. I've been working there for a year, not one complaint, nothing until this note.

>>133906261
They are strong independent womyn who can hold their own in a sexist man's world. They just can't rip the first sheet of toilet paper, it's too hard.

>>133906040
I think the real question is, how does she know its only the boys, and not just one pos

>>133905844
I've yet to use a bathroom at any place I've worked

Do people no have control of their bowels?

OP, start the tp roll and unroll it so that the tip of it lays on dirty floor

>>133906210
That was the only explanation I could come up with... which is ridiculous. How hard is it to tear a little piece of paper?

>>133906467 kys OP

>>133905844
>Don't start starting the TP rolls.

Female grammar everybody

>>133905844
>Start starting
Does not compute

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>>133905844
Report her to HR for assigning genders all willy-nilly like

>>133906467
Is the shed where the shitter is? What fucking job is this and why are women stupid and don't think men wouldn't just kick the door down.

>All the women will get you

Reply with 'Come try it cunts I'd put everyone of you in the fucking ground'

Maybe she expects you to dog-ear the corner like they do in the hotels.

>>133906456
>indian_uses_dragon_ball_to_become_white.jpg

Since this concerns the females as well, I'm assuming they have gender neutral bathrooms. How do they know it's the males doing this?

>kindly replace the toilet paper after using the last sheet
>STILL get bitched at about something

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>>133906261
Yes, they expect men to raise and lower the toilet seat so they never have to lower the seat for themselves. Now they think we should unglue the TP for them too.

At least she birthed a new meme
>start starting

>>133905987
underrated, keked and true

>>133906494
this

i havent wiped my ass in 5 years. i just wash it off in the shower

>>133907082
lol, fucking degenerate

>don't start starting
>but covfefe is hilarious gibberish
>women

Toilet paper starting is a man's job.

>>133906955
>they expect men to raise and lower the toilet seat so they never have to lower the seat for themselves
I trained my wifey otherwise. I whip out my dick and piss. If the seat isn't up, not my problem.

>>133905844
TP is for savages. Wash your butt and have some self respect.

>>133906261
My sister will have about a ten-minute screaming fit if I leave piss in the toilet. Meanwhile at her house the toilet seats are speckled with piss. Women are filthy and lazy without proper training.

>>133906543
>he doesnt shitpost at work

>>133905844
nothing is better than passive aggressive notes.

>>133905844
Write "8 more years"

>>133906543
Ideally it's good to make your shitting schedule early morning or late evening to avoid having to shit at work. But sometimes you need to go, and holding in a big shit all day sucks. If you really did work you would know this, which make me think you're a neet.

Wipe your ass with her sign and put it back up

>>133905844
Did your boss seriously just fucking assume every person there that has a penis' gender? What a xenophobic, homophobic, islamophobic, bigot, racist, sexist, asshole!!!!

I can't even right now I'm literally fucking shaking.

>>133908236
wtf? No you shit during work hours for an extra break + save on tp at home

>>133905987
Kek

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>>133906311

investigate 3/11

>>133905844
If this fucking illiterate is 'your Boss'..? - fuck knows what for fucking retards the rest of you useless cunts must be, fucksake.
>'Dont start starting the TP..'
FUCKING STFU ALREADY YOU STUPID CUNT.

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>>133905844
>all the women will get you!
This is my fetish

>>133908236
I'm a morning, after work, late night kinda guy

I also don't eat a lot before work. Just a banana for breakfast and a sandwich for lunch

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>>133905844
>Americans don't bring their own wetwipes to work
>they use public toilet paper

>>133910606
As a poor bastard who has the misfortune to work as a janitor, I go out of my way to make sure everything is as clean as possible. My coworkers know I'll fucking kill them if they violate my bathrooms.