Modern day Die Hard remake

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>>133900687
fuck off I will blow up 20th century fox studios if they make a die hard movie without Willis

>>133900687

>remaking Die Hard

Whatever studio tries this guarantees it's own death. Any actor foolish enough to sign onto it kills their career instantly. It'll be another 60 years before a Die Hard remake is acceptable.

>>133900687
The new die hard will be about a bunch of right leaning neo nazis taking over a peaceful protest protesting against free speech at (((Google))) HQ. A trans Muslim would be the hero and go hulk on everyone. The big twist would be it turns out the president Ronald Grump is supporting the terrorist group and is impeached and sent to prison forced to make bricks all his life.

The movie then flops and is blamed on us not accepting such a brave new idea

>>133900687
>DieHard movies
Advance conditioning for 9 / 11

Hans - Woody Harrelson, leader of alt-right splinter group that frequents 4chan

McClain - Leslie Jones, a gay cop visiting her estranged husband

Generro - Jake Gyllenhall, the stranged husband who can't deal with his wife being a successful cop

Takagi - Aasif Mandvi, owner of progressive and successful multi-national philanthropic organization supporting gays and trannies and refugees.

Groups asked to set free:
- Greek Golden Dawn
- Kekistan Liberation Front
- Saily Stormer

>>133903333
Those faggots have raped the series what 2, 3 times over? Fuck them Die Hard 1 is perfect, 2 is good, 3 is aight but holy shit did they shit them up bad to bring in le modern audience with sarcastic kid sidekick

>>133907651
1st and 3rd are pure kino. 2nd comes close. The rest can be disregarded.

>>133907796
Lethal Weapon is my favorite series, 1 and 2 are two of the best movies ever made and 3 is pretty ok too. Hell even 4 isn't that bad it just sucks in comparison

Die Hard
Speed 2
Con Air
Under Siege
Executive Decision
Air Force One
Paul Blart 1 & 2
Olympus Has Fallen
The Raid: Redemption
White House Down
Lockout
Dredd


They basically remake Die Hard at least once a year.

I think he'd go with ISIS, Hamas, and Al Qaeda, pretending to be some Islamist affiliate group. Also New Provo Front and Asian Dawn aren't even real.