My GF of ten years is an illegal, what do?

Report her and level up on your path to super villain.

>>133899236
>upholding the law
>villain

Do what is right. Deport her.

>>133899081
>of 10 years
>met 7 years ago
how did you hit it off with a 3-year-old?

>>133899081
Give me your facebook profile, I'll report her for you.
The number is super easy to remember:
1-866-DHS-2-ICE

I was literally reporting illegals the majority of the afternoon. I have no problem doing one more.

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>>133899081
ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE
and film it

>>133899081
There's an easy solution to this. But in this case I'm going to say you should sign up to have your penis cut off and turned into a vagina.

>>133899081
If you actually love her as much as you say you do, you would both move to Mexico.

>>133899081
Report her to ICE. No American can afford to show any weakness on this issue.

Move with her to Mexico or wherever if you really love her.

She has to to back.

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>>133899081
Report her. She is a thief and a liar. Let's face it's she is probably a whore too.

Find a decent American girl with two good parents.

>>133899453
Doing Gods work if true.

>>133899081
>7 year relationship
>just a gf
She's better off finding a committed spic male than your pathetic ass

marry her if you love her

>>133899081
>What do?
OP pic related.

>>133899627
A friend and I drove around looking for them as they were going to church this morning. We reported all their plates as belonging to illegals.
No fucking mercy.

>>133899236

>in San Francisco

What were you expecting? 3/4ths of San Francisco are foreign invaders

>>133899081
fuck her a few more times then report her. And fuck her til they arrive to take her.

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>>133899081
ICE THAT SPIC ANON

>>133899081
tl;dr
SHE HAS TO GO BACK

>>133899081

DO IT FAGGOT

>>133899634
>getting married
>in the current year

>my gf is an illegal
Stopped reading right there.
Kill her then yourself, you filthy spic lover

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>>133899081
https://www.ice.gov/webform/hsi-tip-form

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>>133899081
>letting an image board tell you what to do
>2017
ISHYGDDT

>>133899081
You're literally about to let /pol/ cuck you right now.

>>133899081
Wait, is she on DACA or did she cross the border herself? DACA is still on the books for now

>>133899081
Get her deported to mexico. Move to mexico with her. Begin colonizing mexico so we can annex it from them.

>>133899081
report then greentext story time

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>>133899081
Fucking Pedophile.

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>>133899081
u know what to do

>>133899081

>My GF of ten years is an illegal, what do?
>I met this sweet latina 7

How about you neck yourself you pathetic role player.

She literally has to go back

>>133899081

Either bleach her and her line forever, or else report.

>>133899081
If you marry her, she gets citizenship and the problem is solved?

Report her and her entire family.

>>133899081
You've had a GF for 7 years?

First of all kill yourself, illegal or not, you shouldn't do that to a woman.

Second, marry her you fucking piece of shit

Third, nvm just kill urself you are a piece of shit

>>133899081
say good bye

>>133899386
He paid off her slave-trafficking spic father.

>>133899081
Report her to ICE for the lulz.

she has to go back.

I understand you're in a conflicting situation, but she has to go.

>>133899081
>all this time I didn't even think about her legal status.
kewl story brah

Even if you report her to ICE chances are they will do nothing. I have been married to an illegal and despite restraining orders, persona non grata letters for work, letters from legal counsel to ICE more than likely they will do absolutely nothing. If you think are being hypocritical just break up with her.

>>133899081
>7 years
>not married
either marry her, or report to ICE

Stop being a degenerate

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>>133900000

Problem solved.

>>133900036
Agreed about not dating a woman that long. But never marry the brown ones.

>>133899081
The fact that you are thinking of reporting her to ICE tells me you do not really love her. If you loved her putting her in legal trouble, whether or not she did something illegal, is kind of a dick move.

>>133899081
Breed her and put her on welfare.

>>133899081
An asian on every dick. A baby in every spic.

>>133899081
> subject line and story conflict: 10 years and 7 years
Lousy bait, faggot. Try harder next time.
> be in San Francisco
I see one mistake that you've made already.
> date a Latina
Now I see a second mistake.
> illegally with no papers
Well, that was tautologic. Perhaps you should work on your brevity.
> never told her that I voted for trump
You didn't even capitalize His name, libtard. Treat your God Emperor with respect. Also, a real /pol/tard wouldn't have a gf because he'd be a beta basement-dweller hustling to trade GBP for tendies, but if one did have a gf he'd have made her vote Trump.
> didn't even think about her legal status
A real /pol/tard would have assumed she was an illegal because she is a Latina.
> conflicted about
There isn't even a conflict here: report your imaginary gf to ICE and surrender yourself peacefully when they show up. You'll be across the border back where you belong in no time, larping Pedro.

>>133900348
>Even if you report her to ICE chances are they will do nothing.
Oh how wrong you are.
Departments that work with federal agencies get more funding, and ICE has people deployed in every state right now. Inter agency cooperation is high. They are sending back all they can. They're building a file of potential cases, and investigating every one of them.

>>133899081
You would deport your girlfriend? What the fuck?

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>>133900000

You have no choice now OP

>>133899081
Is she Mexican? She cute? Send here here, in so lonely :(

>>133899081
>wait for ICE to arrive
>listen for when they knock on your door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Red pill her.

Is she hot? Is she a good woman other than her illegal status?

Make her a right winger. Help her get her papers in order. Have babies with her. If you insist on deporting her, at least knock her up before she leaves.

Don't ruin her life unless she deserves it. Seriously.

There's bigger pieces of shit out there that deserve priority deportation.

Also pics would help.

>>133900000
Aww shit

>>133899081
Whatever you do, don't marry her and let her get a green card, that is leverage you want to keep over her

Kill her then yourself

>>133899081
I would automatically assume that she was illegally, considering its California san fransissyco(save haven for illegals because of sanctuary city status)

>>133900647
Ever notice how thin-skinned leftist responses always come from fag-flags?

>>133899081
I was once in a very similar situation. Love trumps politics, or at least it should if you really do love her. I'm sure you've had some good times together. Think about it- is it better to get GBP from your gf of 7 years, and hope you can go on as friends, or from some government organization who will forget your name as soon as you're finished reporting. She's a real person who matters to you- hence you post about her. Do the right thing and just pretend you never knew.

If this is a legitimate issue in your life. Then you probably don't want to ask advice from all of us. We're all cretans.

>>133900000
well I guess that settles it

>>133899283
Welcome to America little Brazilian

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>>133899081
you know what to do
then kill yourself for even dating a spic

>>133899081
You've been dating for 7 years? Should've been married 6 years ago.

>>133899453
The Alma Foods meat processing facility in Alma, KS almost exclusively employes illegals.

>>133899081
You know what to do.

>>133900000
OP, you have no choice but to obey. You must do as the quints command.

wtf are you doing with a 10/yo girlfriend anyway? You belong in prison.

>>133901171
If you post pictures of them I know who to email in ICE about specific businesses. If you can drive by the facility and just snap a picture of employees out on a smoke break, that would be enough.

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>>133899081

>>133899081

MARRY HER. There she becomes a citizen and you get to live with an unviolated conscience knowing that she is legal and God is happy for your wise choice to marry.

>>133901208
Just in case you aren't being sarcastic, he meant he was with her for 10 years not that she was 10. I would be disturbed if he said she was 10 and nobody called him a piece of shit.

where does she live? I'll report her for you

>>133899081
Why don't you want to live in the land of her people?

>>133899081

Marry her or deport her. Choose.

>>133901303
If you enter the country illegally you can't get a green card even if you marry a citizen

>>133901387
This. Sounds like the best choice for OP. If you marry her she will be a US citizen.

>>133901457

Oh, well get her to leave the country and apply legally for some immigration thing?

>>133899081
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and a hearty fuck (you)

>>133901274
Is this the correct address?

Alma Foods
114 E 1st St
Alma, KS 66401-9819

>>133901525
yeah that would be the only way, as long as they don't know she was here illegally illegally there shouldn't be a problem

>>133901457
Oh, well I'm not exactly fluent in immigration law so I wouldn't know the rules for the imports or exports of tacos. I wish OP luck.

>>133899081
Her telling you is a low key way of hinting that she wants you to propose.
Deport her tho.

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>>133900107

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>>133899081

tell her to suck you off every morning as an alarm clock or you're going to report her and her whole spic family.

>>133899081
I call bullshit you fucking larper.

You say you've been dating this girl for 7+ years yet she doesn't know your political leanings?

>>133899236
FPBP

>>133899715
>A friend and I drove around looking for them as they were going to church this morning. We reported all their plates as belonging to illegals.
No fucking mercy.

How the fuck did u know they were illegal.
Are u retarded or something? I can just imagine the cops laughing at u for reporting random latinos, kek

>>133899081
What's more important love or law?

>>133901669
>One day OP and gf are sitting around the dinner table having lunch
>Suddenly OP gets down on one knee
>His illegal gf cries tears of happiness and is overcome by emotion
>OP opens up the container
>Contains a small slip of paper that says "Sorry ur deported" instead of a ring
These things happen, OP.

>>133900627
Do you have any idea how I would go about trying to get a job at ice? Ive looked at the usajobs shit or whatever but when i looked it seemed like it was for people already working at ice

>>133899081

burn the whole city to the ground. claim her papers were burnt up.

maybe nuke la and Mexico proper to hide the evidence too. it's the only way anon.

>>133899081
Marry her and give her legal status you dipshit.

>>133899081
she has to go back

BUILD THE WALL

>>133899081
You already knew the answer, so why did you make a thread?

>>133902026
He did it for the (you)s

>Do not post in slide threads

>Do not read slide threads

>Sage all slide threads

Really not that hard ppl

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>>133899081

Is she Mestizo, Castizo, Amerindian or Mediterranean white?

If she's mediterranean white then it's fine to let her stay, if she's anything else then she has to go.

>>133899081
>1 post by this id

>>133901927

Fuckin' Savage!

>>133901898
We obviously know the area, sherlock. Theres a huge spic gang presence in the area, and we know for a fact that theres a community center where a shitlib social worker helps people file for social assistance. All around the area theres gang graffiti on buildings, property crime has been on the rise, and they sell drugs out of the Mexican market.
They're illegal, we're reporting them all. There were already a handful of arrests last month.

>>133901950
USAJOBS listings change pretty frequently, though most ICE agents come from other departments. One of my Marine buddies got hired into ICE coming right out of the service.

>>133899081
You have two obvious options
1. Report her and end the relationship
2. Marry her and make her legal
Anything less is half-assing it.

>>133899283
What is Lawful Evil?

>>133899081

Simple:

> Get gf pregnant.

> Report to ICE.

> Spread superior genes.

> Rinse and repeat.

You could bleach Mexico faster than they invade the US. They'll think they're getting an anchor baby and instead they get a surprise genetic improvement to their gene pool.

Oh, and sage this shitty thread too.

>San Francisco
Don't worry, she's not going anywhere

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>>133899081
Larp fag spotted...
But if you're serious and you spent 7 years together and haven't taken an arrow to the knee then you should just let her get deported you weak willed cunt.

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>>133899081
>Help /pol/ I need your help!
>1 post by this id
neck yourself, you fucking shitposter

>>133899526
This

Hypothetically speaking wouldn't that make it easy for her to be your sex slave? I mean, she's 'undocumented.' The government supposedly doesn't know she's in the country because she's basically a trespasser that hasn't been caught yet, so why not tie her up and use her as a fucktoy?

Disclaimer: this post is satire. I do not advocate or condone tying women up and using them as a sex slave. I do not condone committing any crime that breaks US laws.

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>>133900000

>>133899081
If you really do love her and can travel for work or work from home, then go to a place where your currency goes further and you'll both be relatively safe.

>>133900000
Checked. Welp. It's a shame that you didn't get that as a reply to the OP. You'd probably have more (you)s

I wish you were right.

Anon here's what you do. If you like her tell her she has to become legal before you marry her.

She has to show commitment to not only you but also the country she will be living in.

Otherwise she has to go back.

>>133899081
Let her go, and then help her get back into the country LEGALLY.

What information would i need to report someone to ICE?

>>133899081
THEY
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK

Also just fucking marry her you idiot
(still get rid of the family doe)

this is retarded bait and you autists fall for it

>>133900000
Thank you Kek! I was losing faith in gets

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>>133899715
Keep up the great work m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

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>>133899081
>My GF of ten years is an illegal, what do?
>>133899081
>I met this sweet latina 7 years ago in San Fransisco

So is it 7 or 10?

>>133899081
>I've never told her that I voted for trump and all this time

You're in a multiyear serious relationship but never discussed the election with her?

>>133899081
>Recently, she tells me she ha been here illegally with no papers

This never came up in 7 - 10 years?


This thread is BULLSHIT.

OP IS A LYING FAGGOT.

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>>133899081
Do your duty, report the crime. If she turns herself in, she has a better chance of being allowed to get a visa in the future.

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>>133899453

You're doing God's work, Anon!

>>133899081
Age of consent is 16 so I think you're the illegal one

>>133899081

she has to go back, anon.

>>133899283
lawful evil bro

>>133899081
You will do what is right for the white race you fuck.deport that bitch now.

>>133899081
Apply for a green card, cost a grand though

>>133899081
>ten years
>7 years ago

Which is it you filthy nigger

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>>133900354
all you cunts that keep bitching about marriage are either retarded or brain washed. There is no logical sense in any successful man marrying a woman in the US today. You basically surrender half of your shit as you say "I do." Theres morality laws about
>"its moralistic to provide for your cheating whore of a wife(alimony)"
but if she cheated on you,
>"whelp, too fucking bad there chump! Should have done more to appease your whore of a wife!"
If you are married or get married you are financially fucking retarded.

>>133899081
Leave to Mexico with her.

>>133899081
If you are going to be with a bitch for over 10yrs might as well marry her. She'll be legal than.

>>133899081

She has to go back.

>>133899081

How old was she when she came here? Because the last thing we need to do is give the media ammo right now.

>>ICE deports girl who's been here since she was 1 year old.

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>>133899081
Use ICE as leverage for sex

if she thicc she's welcome here

>>133900000
kek has blessed this thread

do it op

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>>133899453
You give me hope anon

Move to Mix-a-co, breed her with Niggers.

Change your name to Pinto el-Buttstain.

Start a revolution in Mix-a-co city.
?

>>133916756
A transgender Faggot Revolution!

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>>133899453
Anon you give me hope

well well what a perfect bargaining chip you have over here. If she refuse anal or ever cheat or glances at other guys or not giving you her sisters, report em

just dont leave any records

You know what to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>>133899081
>Oh so sad. You feel in love with another human being that happens not to be American.

She deserves better. You're scum for even thinking about reporting her. Leave her for her sake.

>>133899081
Call ICE. Tell them it's your girlfriend.

Maybe they'll let you threaten her so you could fuck her in some kinky manner.

Then you can deport her.

Damn that's a good story

>>133899081
Does she suck your cock anon ..... cause you should get as much head as you can before you call ICE and she goes back.

They have to go back anon, you know this.

>>133899081
Marry or report them to ICE

>>133899081
Turn her in or move to Mexico.

Dumbshit.

>>133899236
this
do it

>>133899081
marry her and get sweet pussy in exchange for citizenship

>>133899081

Sounds like you have a sex slave that is at your mercy.

>>133899081
What else.

Say goodbye to her and report her to the authorities so they can proceed adequately

If she's the love of your life move to Mexico with her and get a house near the beach with all your big dick American money.

>>133921094

This is acceptable. Additionally, you could marry her.

If you're not going to do either of those then DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

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>1 post by this ID

>race mixing
fuck you

>>133899081
Report or regret. She probably only is dating you to obtain citizenship one day.

>>133899081
Ice ice baby

>>133899081
Deportina the latina

>>133922246
This has a 99.9% probability of being true.