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>>133893028
>$400 for a clamp that squeezes juice from a plastic bag for you

Has Crapitalism gone too far?

>make a machine that literally just opens juice packets
>find out that you can't sell it for $400
Who could have predicted this?

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>>133893028
>$400

What do they sell the juice bags for? I might be the market for such a machine now, if the bags are cheap enough.

>>133893239
An internet connected machine that can only open official juice packets because of built-in DRM.

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>juice needs bags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>133893232
>make $400 dollar clamp that squeezes juice out of a plastic bag
>has built-in DRM so it can only use official plastic bags
>it doesn't sell for crap and your company tanks

Sounds like capitalism is working as intended

>>133894063
best post

>>133893232
It went too far the moment cash registers weren't crafted from decent metals and decorated with fine art.

>>133893232
Capitalism is shutting them down because it's a bad idea that won't make a ROI for the investors.

Socialism would make Juicero mandatory and starve Juicero critics to death in mosquito-infested gulags.

>This bullshit "juicer" was conceived in San Francisco

You faggots could'a just told me this a year ago.

Case closed.

Was this the one where you could just squeeze the bags with your hands ?

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>>133893028
$8 juice packets make sense guys

>>133895814
>haha just buy our premade juice for 8 bucks and out squeezing machine for 400 ignore that blender haha this is more environmentally friendly

>>133893805
$5-8 per glass IIRC

>>133893805
>I might be the market for such a machine now
So you're a raving idiot?

>>133893232
Yes me being able to buy cheaper juicers is bad. Why not have a system where I can only buy one juicer for $400 and not three for $400, $50 and $200.

Juicero wasnt a legit company. It was money laundering operation.

Their product costs a couple dollars to make in china, and a couple more to ship. They 'sell' a few hundred thousand of them to imaginary people, and move illegal funds to a legitimate business in the process.

Same way that fine art is used to launder money.

>>133894063
underrated

>>133894063

Was this for the women or for passing over a cemetery?

>Some reasons the Juicero Press is so expensive is its extensive use of machined aluminum parts, custom electronics and complex moldings; these practices are highly unusual for a mass market consumer product
>aluminum
>plastic
>"""custom""" electronics
>expensive
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>133897171
The whole thing was a scam to steal money from foolish investors. Wouldn't be surprised if this hunk of junk did cost $100 to manufacture and was all custom.

>>133896801
Shhhhhh... You just outed yourself to the Jew

>>133896801
the juicer itself is pretty high quality, they were likely making a lose on each machine hoping to recoop the cost by jacking up the price of the press bags. Here's a vid where a guy takes on apart to see how it ticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>133893028
>Employee's

Holy shit this place actually has a production facility and offices. THIS IS NOT A REAL FUCKING COMPANY

>>133894154
and its follow-up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVmppyflS0&t=910s

>>133893028
How about we make Jewcero?
>The ability to squeeze jews at home without any mess. PG13 style shit

>>133897171
>what happens when a carelessly monitored startup skips the stages between 'first working prototype' and mass production

>>133893028
FUCK

>>133893232
>proprietary bags
yes it has

>now I get it. They don't what to clean the machine afterwards, so they buy those insanely expensive bags that contain a tiny bit of fruit.

In Canada, juice comes in bags!

>>133893028
WAD commies

>>133893028
>>133893232

I guess its a pretty well built clamp.

>>133894154
That was genuinely the most interesting thing I've seen all day and possibly the most interesting thing I've seen on 4chan all week, thanks anon

>>133897620

What the actual fuck, man. It's so well built.

>>133897620
I'm rather impressed with the manufacturing quality. Looks like something I'd see at the lab.

Why though. For that kind of craftsmanship and engineering they could have made an actual commercial grade juicer.

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You literally can't go more west coast college nu-male/feminist mid 20's than this.

I can see them faggots in LA or San Francisco buying this excitedly.

>>133896683
Did you see its flag?

>>133895689
Yeah. No need to pay.