Auspol

good morning cunts

>>133889464
how can australians even compete?

fuck off im going to work

just shitposting some bbc first before 9

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I'm chucking a sickie

Who /shoppingcartintheyard/ here?

I m missing home and all those dog cunts that live there

Week off with the wife traveling south coast nsw. Pretty comfy no children all back at school. Its nice

I'm on annual leave for the first time in 2 years and i'm just gonna waste it on aus/pol/
feelsgoodman

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>>133892600
LOL

GET REKTED, MATE

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>>133892600

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this is a pathetic aus/pol/, pull ya bloody head in

but ill join anyway.

what do you faggots ruck

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a-anyone?!

Are burgers welcome?

>>133898268
ah i guess so.

you ruck at all?

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http://archive.is/9U9rf
>be australian
>go to america
>get assaulted by nog
>fiance calls cops
>get shot by cop

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>>133898742

>"America sucks," he said.

hmmm, really made me think

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>>133892600

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>>133898742
does that spoder have wings/? hmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>133899535
spoder? it's a friendly fairy, i let it in and it's playing with my kids now.

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>>133900009
oh okay, i thought it was just a lying spoder

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i hope /ourguy/ makes it

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>>133892600

Is RMIT anon here?

hey fuck heads i found a bunch of cunts without a sense of humor i just wanted to bantz......

https://twitter.com/MargaretsBelly/status/885318280965173248

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so there are people out there that have serious discussions about shoe on head? wheres beardson when you need him?

>>133902429
>>133902489
wtf is this autism

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>>133892600

>>133889464
I been watching that show Outback Truckers. Man those Aussie truckers are hard as nails. Driving through all that dust, mud, rain and even snow up in the mountains. One guy was stalled for like a week because of the rainy season, had to set up camp in the middle of a jungle.

Truckers over here are considered low class scum, most of them are methheads and a couple have gone on killing sprees of lot lizards (prostitutes). Aussie truckers on the other hand seem like really nice people, but then again it may just be the TV hollyjew'ing it up for the masses.

>>133889464
>Shitposting on below-zero temperatures
HMMMMM

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>>133892600

>>133902991
Our truckers have a reputation for being on stimulants and fucking underage abo prostitutes when they can.

I am sure it is just a small minority of them though.

>>133889464
Got myself an oil heater on a timer
>waking up to toasty room at 10am
>still got leukemia though
fuck
what you cunts up to this fine day?

who /toolateformaccasbreakfast/ here?

>>133903285
>mentions his illness for no reason to get sympathy
m8 it is unfortunate you are unwell but don't indulge yourself in that fashion in the Aus/pol/ thread please.

>>133903335
What would you have gotten? Everything they sell is garbage.

>>133903335
>eating junk food

i'm smoking a ciggie as i type this btw

>>133903506
aussie brekky bbq burger with a hash brown innit

>>133903432
Being a forced NEET is boring as fuck though.
also its a good conversation starter cause it gets cunts that dont usually post to come in and ask questions.

>>133903335
in the real world all mcdicks have all day breakfast

>>133903630
>ask questions
Are you so sick that your dick doesn't work?

>>133903719
i'd rather not have snowgook hairs in my food tho

>>133903616
>sausage patties
rank as fuck absolutely vile.

http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-news-24/NS1413V001S00#playing

>announcing overhaul of terror laws to allow military to respond to domestic terror attacks

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>>133892600

>>133903988
Hopefully the next Socialist Alliance rally gets declared a terrorist attack.

What the fuck's going on in here? Suss as fuck, monday morning, why aren't you cunts at work, you're not all sick you bludgers.

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>>133889464
Too cold to go to work, I'm rolling up a spliff and cracking a beer after I've had some coffee. Good morning cunts!

>>133889464
some beggar sat next to me and gave me their sob story and then asked me to go to an atm to pay for their accommodation, obviously i told him no. was it a scam? guy smelt like shit and his eyes were yellow, he shook my hand, do i now have aids?

>>133904119
There are no jobs in this country.

>>133904203
Definitely. I normally ask them for a ciggie once they ask me for money, and then you can lead on to asking them to chop a brudda out. Helps if you've been drinking

Bunch of soft cunts if you ask me, still going for my morning run in shorts and a singlet here in Sydney.

>>133904351
Prostitution is legal

>>133904419
May as well wear a burka, go in budgie smugglers and thongs you giant poof

>>133904424
I know that is how I spend most of my Newstart.

who /neet/ here?
applied for newstart on the 3rd, had my call on the 7th, payments supposed to start on the 24th

>>133904424
what creams do you use to treat the rashes?

>>133903285
sorry to hear about your leukemia anon, whats the prognosis?

>>133904538
neet here ama

>>133904538
Well done m8, welcome to the club. What were you doing previous to becoming a NEET?

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>>133904497
Demand a raise, you're helping the REAL economy

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>>133904564
A mixture of canola and motor oil

>>133904381
yeah it was sus as fuck. what should i do in the future? he just came up to me shook my hand and then sat next to me at the station and went into his story. i didn't know how to say 'm8 i hear your story but not interested'. he looked african american but he had no accent

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>>133904119
Meant to job search for my newstart, but I can't drive to most of these jobs, I'm on my learners, public transport is shit here.

>>133904538
hi m8

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who here /ruck/?

>>133903285
i thought you got better m8

>>133904605
will my payments come in when they say they will come in?

>>133904611
had an advertising gig

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What a weird time for an Aus/pol/ thread.

Who is fired up for QandA tonight?

>>133904749
just spam online applications

also, hello fellow neet

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>>133904888
>>133904999
>>133905000

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>>133904749
>>133904605
>>133904538
>>133904611
>>133904888
>>133905000
>having a job

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>>133905078
Spooky

>>133904736
He must've been on a working holiday visa..

There's a few options, but it's more about the delivery than word choice. For example; bum asks you for money or ciggie and you can go from there like this..

Bum: yougottadollar I'm (insert story here)

You: I only have my card, but my account is frozen, can you loan me $5 for a phone call and I'll transfer $10 to your account tonight. I promise I'll put it in before mid night

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You: please! I skipped breakfast, I need at least a latte to get to work.

Bum: look over there! *Runs away*

>>133905000
I'm getting counseling at my job provider, I put in a form saying I have anxiety/depression so I don't have to do as much per month, I told them because of my location I can only apply for local jobs until I get my P1 licence. I had been a shut in for some years before getting on newstart.

>>133903792
nah mate doesn't work like that.
even through chemo and radiation was still beating off haha

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>>133904852
so nobody? bunch of lankfreaks, too many kids on nowadays i suppose

>>133904736
I also forgot, if you don't want them touching you tell them you have a contagious skin condition and then start coughing. Say you have leprosy if you're on a roll that day

>>133905440
Should get on the DSP m8.

>>133905440
where you living m8

>>133892600
Serves you right nerd

>>133905476
Good to hear m8.

>>133905356
>>133905536
Thanks for the advice anon. I wouldn't have shaken his hand but he just came out of no where and my instinct when people put their hand out is to shake it. His hand felt like it was entirely calloused over.

>>133889464
It wasn't too bad in Brisbane's South East. Perfect temperature was around 8:30-9:30.

Anyone going out fishing today?

>>133905661
nah, I don't want to go down that path, I want a job

>>133905689
4507

>>133905869
Dude you're fine. Be lucky you didn't shake a bloodied hobos hand like retarded me

>>133906023
You can still get a job on DSP m8, you just don't get treated like shit and paid peanuts while you are looking.

>>133905869
No worries, you poor bastard. You've probably dodged leprosy as his hand was dry, but I'd say you've probably got aids now.

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>>133889464
>Australia

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>>133906177
>canada

>Laws of mathematics don't apply in Australia, says PM

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2140747-laws-of-mathematics-dont-apply-here-says-australian-pm/

Daily reminder you're all descended from the convicts stupid enough to get caught.

>>133906941
Why is this kike such a unalloyed cunt?

>>133906127
why did you do that anon?

>>133906158
Yeah he was disgusting. Can't believe the guy seriously thought I'd go to an atm to pay for his accommodation. i literally didn't have any money anyway as i forgot my bank card

>>133906992
I can assure you my cuntery is gold-plated.

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>>133906419

Hello, I am Eugene from Chippendale, NSW. I am 18 years old and studying at UTS. I am wondering whether anyone here wants to be my friend.

>>133908111
no fuk off

>>133908111
fuck off abo, go sniff some petrol

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>>133892600

>>133902639
ill answer that when u answer what a fucking ruck is ya dumb cunt also
>replying to a spencer shill

>>133908111
Fuck off, I'm full

I enjoy computer programming, mathematics, chess, movies, and reading, but I do not mind if you have different interests.

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what uni is everyone at

>>133889464
IMPORTANT THREAD
>>133908593

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>>133908753

LIVING THE DREAM BOYS, JUST GOT HIRED BY COLES

>>133909173
Congrats m8.

>>133904598
going alright, recovering from stem cell transplant, on the good side of it now
>>133904888
ah i am getting there, i just bumming around bored now

>>133909789
where did the stem cells come from?

>>133909887
my brother, he as a 10/10 on the HLA match
still got some graft versus host disease (where his immune system attacks my body), but its nothing serious and just means another tablet to take twice everyday for a couple of months.

>>133909173

Hello, I work at Red Rooster. Do you mind if I ask you what the pay is like at Coles? Are you doing night shift?

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Get a job you fucking bludgers

t. just finished a 12 hour shift

>>133910174
Good of your brother to help you out. I am sure you have let him know of your gratitude.

>>133910416
yeah he is a good bro. still called him a cunt haha

>>133909789
got a mate who had that i didnt know been years since i spoke to him had it when he was pretty young, it changed him i think, also new some chink girl awhile ago who had it when she was younger she came out with a different outlook too neither spoke about it much, i hope reading our abuse at strangers lightens you up and apart from these threads dont lurk in this place, there are various groups that astro turf the catalogue to make your head feel certain things and direct your frame of thought by the shill threads and their titles its a sick place and will blacken not just your heart but your head and soul and u need that shit cleansed not polluted

>>133889464
>winter
the fuck?
Nigger it's hot as fuck

>>133908111
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

>>133910648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ

heres some gook tunes mate they almost cheer me up as much as annoying centrists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulj61LxQgTI

also heres something to cleanse your soul that is as long as your white otherwise well you know how it is

>>133909789
best of luck anon I hope everything turns out good

>>133910721
ah it was fucked process going through, does change ya.
Like i use to be fine with needles, but after getting blood taken twice a week, needle in the spine every week for months, bone marrow aspirates where they shove a huge needle into your hip hurts like a bitch even with the anesthetic. The thought of going anywhere near a hospital makes me uneasy.
But my outlook now is less 10 year plan for my life and to just live everyday like i want cause i can go from normal to sick/dead in a matter of days if i get the flu or an infection.

RMIT anon where are you lid I'm gonna be all alone again this semester at this rate

>>133911469
couldn't image being so fucked you cant even rage properly to punch someone truly a madness in your head something else would breed out of it, will you fight or will you perish like a dog?

both people i new ended up taking a fuck life live every day as its your last kinda approach obvious reasons, and will end up living a more full filling life than most other cunts i now who just dont give fuck coz its the current year and see no point

>>133908542
carrying weight and fast hiking through the bush
see >>133904852 for my set up

I need some professional advice on New Zealand. I've heard that it would be a good place to send Syrian refugees due to similarities in the local habits. Can any Australians confirm this?

>>133912913
NZ is almost as full as we are. Canada would be a much better option, not only for Syrians, but all the worlds refugees.

>can't handle the cold
Aussies are niggers

>>133912706
i got the weighted vest for sit ups and shiiiet dunno what those other things are they look like something you fist yourself with in the bush so no one can hear your screams is that what you calling rucking ?

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>>133913495

Any of you cunts spent any significant time in Tassie? Is it still white down there? Is any city not pozzed at this point?

t. last rational Melbournite

>>133913621
lol, 24kg kettlebell ina backpack and hold the two 2kg ones in each hand while walking

>>133913723
i lived there for a year and a half, 80% white, 15% asians, 4% pajeets, <1% nigger

very nice place to live, would reccomend, no jobs though

Must be weird living in the Southern Hemisphere when Christmas is associated with snow and cold temperatures

>>133913759
yeh nah i gotta get back into the gym thanks for making me feel fat i hope u trip on ur hike nigga and land on a kettle bell

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>>133913904

cheers cunt, will look in to

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>>133913904
>15% asians
Bullshit. Not even close to that.

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

is the government jewing me lads?

>>133915239
in hobart it is, hobart makes up about 50% of the states population. probably

>>133915268
Why not get autismbux with the DSP? Can't be too hard to fake a disability given every lebo from Bankstown is on it

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>>133915554
Can confirm, just got back from a trip to tassie last week, Hobart is crawling with gooks, not sure if they are tourists or actually live there though, Launceston was nicer/comfier than Hobart tbqh.

>>133915935
On the topic of this, if you claim to be aboriginal on legal forms and welfare, do they even check? i have no plans of doing this but I've always wondered if you could get away with being 'aboriginal'

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>>133915935
being lebo is a disability mate

>>133916279
they all go there for uni

>>133916377
Do all these uni chinks ever go home?

>>133918070
I don't think so, uni is their ticket to come in and stay here.

>>133918070
no, we need an ICE agency bigly

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>>133892600
put me in the screencap

>>133915268
You have to report from the time you applied, even though you cant report until your on. Check if youve missed reporting dates.

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>>133892600

>>133889464
scince when did auspol start that early, usually it dosent start till the arvo

>Fly back home with Jestar yesterday
>Spend $5 to get a cheeky scratchie handout
>Won a free gift card
>Come home later and get ready to do it online
>On the other side of the scratchie sheet it said to tell one of the flight attendants to redeem it
Fucks sake, hope it was only worth $10 at best

>>133919158
Thanks for letting us know that m8.

>>133892600
>newfags wont get it
why even live?

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You are my greatest ally Australia

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>>133918965
Not gettin the option to report
Clicked on the 0.00 next payment and the last payment i got in 2015 for 500 bux

no options
should i go to the branch and ask wtf is up?

>>133921852
probably

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Why do foreigners have to bump your thread off page 10?

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>>133926174
its 3 o clock, most plebs are still at work, some autist made this thread this morning at like 8 o clock

How can we remake Australian Labor partyinto our National Socialist party?

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>>133892600
BTFO

>>133926827
Convince them that they need Bob Katter's leadership to win anything.

>>133889464
Extremely comfy in Perth

>>133889464
How can global warming be real if it's snowing in July? Checkmate climate scientists.

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>>133892600
Why the fuck does everyone hate us but laugh at these faggots?

>>133926827
Everyone from auspol should join and infiltrate the labor party, then we can attract other redpilled aussies and perhaps even redpill more aussies.

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>>133927380
>troodoo

>>133927403
> labor party
> attract redpilled aussies

topkekekkekekekekekekekek

>>133928147
After we turn into a natsoc party.

Dumb cunt.

>>133892451
alright goys im back
no need to thank me for keeping the thread alive, was a hard day at school (im 18 though) :---^)

>>133928513
>Labor will turn into a NatSoc party
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>133926697
Yea OP made the thread way too fucking early
2pm Eastern is the ideal time

>>133902991
Australian truckers also have a (mostly accurate) reputation for being low class methheads, admittedly they're still respected as our economy is utterly dependent on them and stimulants are widely regarded as a necessary part of trucking

>>133910193
Don't know if your there still.
Coles payscale is 22/hr for fulltime / parttime. 27 for causal. Only have Sunday loading at 1.5x, no Saturday loading. Nightfill is usually from 8 to 12 and managers are cunts about it. Get into produce or meet for easy as fuck work.

>>133889464
>tfw you live in one of the coldest parts of Australia
>tfw it's been unusually warm here for the last week

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>>133927711

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>>133913665

>>133928513
>turning labor into a natsoc and redpilled party

Top fucking Kek, good luck with that

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/technology/science/hyperveolocity-hirise-missile-tests-at-woomera-counter-future-threats/news-story/a2fdd3b662999264ebe701a1707cdd0e

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>>133906419

>>133929158
They can earn a fuckload with penalty rates too.

>>133929477
Should try the communists... I mean greens instead. Liberal party in Qld voted to ban burkas in junior school yesterday. They're moving right to counter one nation I reckon.

.-10.4 FARENHEIT.
>NOT EVER BEING AT -56 c
>FUCKING PISSCUNTS

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>>133929307

Any of you cunts in Melbourne? Why the fuck is everyone in solid black and why are the men so effeminate?
t. American here for the birth of my son

>>133929666
Curiously The Greens were basically a left-libertarian party until they realised that they could get far more voters by pandering to socialist and SJW filth, as for Liberals I can realistically see them becoming pretty 14/88 once they realise how unpopular centrist SJW like Turnbull are making them, honestly I can't understand why they try to pander to lefties that were never going to vote for them any way

>>133929886
Melbourne is an irredeemable nu-male shitpit.

>>133929886
Yeah I'm from Melbourne, The men are effeminite because they're not American.

>>133929886
Solid black is the standard winter uniform, that and dark grey

>>133929954
Every polly in Australia is unpopular regardless. It's the economic situation and the cost of living pressures thanks to carbon/no carbon price

Who else /missingoutonqandatonight/ here?

>>133889464
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/turnbull-moves-to-set-up-superministry-to-oversee-national-security/news-story/3a85eac8a6bd432862e10651dd31d533

what the fuck is this

>>133931422
>dont even have a tv connected for shitty normal channels
can i stream it ?

>>133931482
Basically an Australian version of the NSA who's specific purpose is to spy on Australian citizens

>>133931565
Yeah

>>133892600
hahaha

>>133889464
Down at the tax office surrounded by coconuts. For gold and toil aye

>>133931719
What about the immigration shit?

>>133931906
Wouldn't be necessary if we stopped letting Saracens immigrate to our country

guys what do we think about same-sex married couples with children.
i have recently come into contact of a lesbian family, and to be completely frank they seem just like normal, something i did not expect.
whats the deal with same sex parent families? is there any actual evidence that they raise kids worse? not baiting here i just want to discuss, because this family was doing an objectively better job than a 'bad' normal family

>>133932010
What I meant was, what does it mean for the immigration section.
>which will merge police, intelligence and border control agencies in a single portfolio
How tf is that going to work. Are they going to let less people in, or more? .

h-hey...aussies....

it belongs to them though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

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>>133889464


We <3 you straya. Stay toasty

>>133932157
They're trying to centralise as many forms of government, partially to make them tow the party line(which in Canberra tends to be incredibly leftist) and possibly also to intentionally make them less effective at doing their jobs

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>>133929886
They're avocado wide trouser hipsters, degenerates. Melbourne is infested with them, most of them are very left wing, pro refugee pro lgbt etc. They like to hang around the city.

The ironic thing about them is they act and pretend to be indi when instead they all seem to dress like each and act like each other.

>>133932239
That's like saying that Antarctica belongs to the penguins, abos are just part of the native fauna of Australia, they're not really human

>>133932036
To deliberately deprive a child of a normal relationship with its mother or father is wicked and should be illegal.

I don't care if the kids don't all turn out to be axe murderers. It is the principle which must be defended.

Out of curiosity what score did you guys get for your ATAR or what certificate did you get from tafe?

>>133932385
i agree with you, but scientifically speaking what is the reason that same sex parenting is objectively worse than normal parents?

>>133932036
I agree with >>133932385 pretty much

>>133932282
I saw Leyonhjelm criticize it. But I didn't really understand why. I know that the liberals are pretty centrist at the moment, but I was kinda hoping that this was a good change.

By the sounds of it, its not. I really hate the NSA (I love my privacy). And I want the libs to be more conservative

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>>133932361
Antarctica belongs to America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>>133932591
For the same reason why single-parent children often turn out worse than their peers. It simply isn't normal.

>>133932332
just like the alt right? kek. kill yourself

>be Austrailian
>can't get a job
>try to buy house with welfare bux
>it's $500,000 for 1/8th acre
AHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>133932477
99, I'm a medical student tho, I honestly can't comprehend how somebody could get an ATAR lower than 90 unless they put in zero effort, high school is piss easy

>>133932764
Who said I was alt cuck you fucking retard

You must be one of those avocado dick munchers

>>133932659
>>133932592
yeah i get your point, but i want to know the reasons for it, other than just 'its not normal'
the first thing that comes up when you search 'same sex parenting' is this study: https://aifs.gov.au/cfca/publications/same-sex-parented-families-australia
but when reading it i get the impression that they are being selective in presenting information, ie they cover up disparities in wellbeing (etc) by just saying its 'normal' which could mean many things.
ill continue doing my own research though, i would suggest you also do

Help me
I ama Chinese boiu who is being shipped to China
Ohhhhh nooooooo

>>133932477
Every single cert 3 I've got was 95%+.
Got 90%+ on my diploma.
Still a vagrant piece of shit.

>>133932902
Luckily for me, I got an inheritance of $30k, me and my bro are gonna go halves in a house, put it in my parents name and pay it off with the dole money :^)

>>133932477
Got a 75.55 ATAR last year, then I couldn't get into my preferred course which bumped up the ATAR requirement by 5 just this year without notice the cunts, but a little hand-in form made switching to top preference a cinch anyways. It really means jack shit.

>>133932477
96, should've gotten better given how much effort I put in though.

>>133892600
MODERATORED

>>133932332
I've never seen so many men with the exact same hitlerjugend cuts, beards, and chelsea boots. It is quite comical going for a walk down Chapel.

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>>133932931
I admit that I have no scientific proof for my claims. My entire argument lies on the assumption that if we as humans have been doing something for thousands and thousands of years, it's probably right. And as far as I am aware, never in human history have same-sex parent families with adopted children existed.

It's not a solid, scientifically backed argument, but I am supremely confident that it is right.

>>133929886
muh minimalism
fashion is so cancerous

>>133892600
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>Sydney winter still warmer than Scottish ""summer""
We get more rain at least, who needs sun when you can have comfy sleeps.

Also are there any decent aussie podcasts or that? Political shitposting in an audio format would be great, but anything would be interesting, I need stuff to listen to while working.

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>>133892600
(USER WAS GLASSED FOR THIS POST)

Yeah its pretty cold... Best to not take any drugs today.

>>133933492
Dame Hillary Mantells Reith lectures are worth a listen

GLOBAL WAMRING DURRRRRRRR

KILL ALL GREENIES

>>133933165
i live around the corner from Chapel, its mostly english backpackers(faggots) and avocados yes

I cant stand clubbing anymore mostly because of these kinds of cunts.

>>133892600
MODS = GODS

Any of you lads have any good beer suggestions? Currently on my fourth Bodriggy white IPA, starting to feel like these Melbourne cunts drinking crafts. Son's due date is tomorrow and I can't be bothered doing much else than drinking while waiting for the little fucker to pop out.

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>full

>>133933822
>English backpackers(faggots
Fuck yourself cunt

Or would you rather have gooks instead

>>133933822
They'd generally get smacked out in fnq

>>133933891
Nice thumbnail bait faggot

>>133933891
You can't come in. This is the second day you've posted that thumbnail

>>133933891
Extremely full

>>133933906
He's probably just joking or trying to be a hard cunt. I haven't had any bad experiences with English people here, even backpackers. Although maybe the ones that go Melbourne are different to the ones that come here.

>>133933699
Thanks lad, I'll listen to some after lunch

>>133933886
Congrats. Do you know what you're gonna call the sprog?

>>133933891
>that thumbnail save
kys, and
>hur dur map is empty stupis aussie XD
have fun living in a desert worse than nevada cross kansas; most of aussieland is uninhabitable outback

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>>133933299 (checked)
i used to believe this, and i still do believe this when it comes to transgender parents, but when it comes to regular same-sex parents it seems less bad than i thought. i continued reading through the study i posted before, and although children from same-sex parents were more gender 'non-conforming' (theres a good chance that this is because of the lefty opinions most lgb people would have) they had higher test scores?
honestly i dont know, i still think heterosexual families are superior, but it was just surprising seeing it isnt THAT BAD in same sex parents.
good to challenge your own beliefs every now and then though.

>>133892600
Cuckpostralians..... BTFO

>>133892600
that is a MOOT point.

>>133934154
Julian

>>133934226
I think same-sex parents are more likely to abuse their children. I'm not 100% sure on it though. I read it on some corporal punishment studies. Some said that there was no difference in the results and some studies said there was. I didn't bother looking into it, but I doubt there have been many studies done on how abusive same-sex couples are towards children.

>>133934226
I think the higher test scores can be explained by the fact that most open homosexuals come from the urban middle and upper-middle class. So naturally on average their academic scores will be higher because they don't have as many poorer rural people to bring them down.

Also yeah I agree about transgender parents being even worse. But they are by definition mentally ill so it's not really surprising, kek.

>>133934226
i think the way to think of it is.
>heterosexual couples also include those shitty relationships where the use of contraception isnt used and the woman got pregnant and had a kid, even against the wishes of the male.
> majority of same sex is adoption with two consenting adults wanting a child or where the partner knows of the child beforehand before committing to their same sex partner
I think just those two differences would make a skewed perspective in the quality of the home the child is brought up in.
but i dunno maybe i just talk shit and have no idea

ha ha xDDD cunt cunt cunt cunt
look everybody! I'm showing the world how much us as a nation, says the word cunt!!

>>133934954
Nod off you twat.

>>133934954
Shut the fuck up no one cares about you.

>>133934954
Yes yes, let's try to speak as much like Americans as possible.

By the way, I know lots of people in real life who say "cunt" more than the posters on auspol. This is how people talk in real life, you would know this if you didn't live in some shitty international suburb of Melbourne of if you left your room.

>>133892600
The people's champions.

>>133934986
>>133935035
>>133935075
haha xD shut up CUNT xDDDD
I did it again!

>>133934986
>>133935035
>>133935075
Don't feed the troll.

To bad it's not colder I've never met a good Australian you deserve what you get

>>133934954
fuck up cunt

i'll never speak seppo or pozzbournian unless i'm halfway through a slab and doing it for laughs

>>133935414
I'm sorry you feel that way

>>133935474
OK

>>133935414
The feeling is mutual leaf

>>133935414
>>133935534
>To bad it's not colder I've never met a good Australian you deserve what you get
Tell us more about how Justin is fucking your country left right and centre?

>>133935534
Judging by your shit grammar, I'm willing to bet that you're a Zhang

Whenever I think of Australia I always think of this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfxIa-643zI

>>133935559
Yeah whatever happens in Australia the world will keep going without it

>>133935684
Bud why :DD

>>133929886
kek. you must've seen me in the city on saturday then.

>>133935625
Whatever happens atleast I don't have anything to do with Australia
>>133935664
I'm white

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>>133935684
I dunno why haha

>>133935944
You're part of the Commonwealth. We'll always be connected :)

>>133935944
>I'm white
suuuure. I guess aus asian op moved to the leaf

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>>133908111

>>133935944
Prove it.

>>133936026
Not connected enough to care what happens to you

>>133934590
>>133934545
these explanations make sense to me
how do we ensure the same level of care is put into planning heterosexual families as it is into planning same sex families?

>>133936113
Prove what

>>133935955
>>133935740
Cause of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARqOxtNIMJ0

>>133935414
its ok leaf, you are going to get all the immigrants you want and more

>>133934226
judging by your (((study))), gay fathers are less likely to touch their kids. Therefore, based on your argument, we should replace single parents with a loving homosexual male couple instead of those terrible single parents. Fuck off /pol/tard

>>133936780
>Fuck off /pol/tard
And what board do you think you're on, m8?

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>>133892600

>>133936780
hahaha lurk more faggot your vocabulary is all retarded and shit.
also
>we should replace single parents with a loving homosexual male couple instead of those terrible single parents
hmm, yeah actually, maybe that would work. parents who dont want to be parents (as quite a lot of single parents are) are worse than same sex parents that actually take an interest in parenting. so yeah, maybe.

>>133936370
Mate, this is real Australian shit. Every Aussie knows this. Get to know our culture :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

>>133921852
Useless cunts they are. I'm in exactly the same fucking boat. Every time I talk to them the retards keep saying, 'yeah your address will be updated', 'just upload x document', 'oh don't worry about that, we'll ask you for that when we need it' fucking idiits turned it from a 3 hour + 5 minute talk to a fucking two week long, six visit, 5 failed adress update, 4 failed document upload clusterfuck.

Incompetent fucks. Fuck I hope I get work again before I lose my shit in the office and throw a fire extinguisher at one of those dumb cunts.

>>133937082
what happened to /pol/ hating gays? nice cognitive dissonance. GOOD NIGHT ALT RIGHT

>>133936601
Seems like more of a punishment for them then me

>>133937270
/pol/ does hate gays. Its just this thread thats full of fags.

>>133937126
You already speak American, why don't you just learn our culture too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GD5UKLulY

>>133937270
>desperately trying to fit in
>failing
hhahahahhahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Usually it's hard to sleep but thinking and talking about Australia I can't keep my eyes open much longe nothing intresting or stimulating

Tired as fuck tonight lads don't know if I'm going to make it to Qanda.

>>133892600
they caught nisem???!!!

>>133938174
you will make it, 3 hours to go

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Someone make an evening Auspol thread, too lazy to do it

>>133938435
on it

>>133938174
Your comments are always shit anyway.

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>>133937711
I have something that will stimulate you.

>>133938507
Actually include some news in it this time though

>>133938613
mate, dont.
I said i'm fucking on it.

>>133938656
Yeah nah I just said include some news. This OP didn't

>>133938696

>>133938797
>>133938797
>>133938797

>>133936780
>we should replace single parents with a loving homosexual male couple instead
can't be worse than single mothers desu

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Why are Australians so superior? They're better looking, smarter, richer, they have bigger cocks(according to my sister) have a better sense of humor, just all around superior human beings

How do they do it?

Our decent into militarisation of civilian life begins.

the slippery slope accelerates.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/militarising-civilian-life-australia-policing-and-terrorism/5599660

i am amazed just how incidental and supportive the media were on malcolm's token measures to garner popular support that he's doing something.

we're sleep walking into fascism.

>>133939470
lol Australian websites always look like they're from 2005.

>>133939470
>>133939566
this. instead of focusing on gay marriage, malcom turnbull the nazi is focusing on gay marriage and eroding the rights of millions of innocent muslims in Australia.

Last for WalkGOD