Why is humanity not hunting down these vicious creatures

>>133878007
why are you in the ocean?
you're a land animal.

>>133878007
Because you're more likely to die from the Clintons than you are from a Shark. Interesting how the government hasn't been doing anything about that either.

>>133878007
Dude, we kill like zillions of them every year.
They are unstoppable

>>133878007
Where are you protected from illegals outside of the artic circle(s)? Because id move there nigger

>>133878007
she looks fine..she'll be fine

>>133878666
Satanic trips of mockery.

Is that pic real

>>133880184
Real pic, fake shark

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>>133879137
ya got me

>>133878007
The same reason niggers are not being hunted down: preserving biodiversity.

Mosquitoes kill more people than sharks senpai

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Sharks barely kill people so

>>133878007
So majestic
So fierce

>>133878007

Maybe people shouldn't be swimming in shark-infested waters

>>133878007
Because the sharks can protect us from the illegals.

>>133878306
SPBP

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we should be using sharks to our advantage

Sharks are based as fuck

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>>133880184
of course
here is another of a Raptor with a RPG riding the same shark

carcharodon carcharias may end up being the last stand of implicit white identity

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>>133878007

Sharks are a species of peace. We can't judge all sharks by the actions of a violent minority. The primary victim of shark attacks are other sharks. Sharks need our support now more then ever. What are you going to do? go to war with 1.5 billion sharks? Don't you think if all sharks wanted to kill you then you would already be dead? #illswimwithyou

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>>133886511
>#notallsharks

>>133886511
but that's a crocodile

>>133886896
>implying they aren't all the same
don't be _that_ antisemitic m8
m8

>>133878007
That's Bruce the shark OP. From the movie JAWS.

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We should train sharks to attack boats full of refugees.

>>133887736
>with lasers attached to their heads

>>133878007
Sharks are the most B A S E D animals in existence. they never look back (because they don't have necks) and when someone comes into their home they say "fuck off. we're full *nom* *nom* *nom*). Fucking excellent animals, I hope they eat more beach dwelling lib shits.

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>>133878007
they are vital to the food chain and they are by no means the top predator.

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>>133878007
They are already killed by the hundreds of thousands a year just to finance the asian jew fin soups

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>>133886236
>the russians are now selling raptors with RPGs to sharks

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>>133889249
>be eaten by a female shark
>female
did you just assume the gender of that shark?

>>133878202
Fpbp

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>>133889559
It's actually a female shark so no, I didn't.

Divemaster here. Sharks are fucking pussies and are nothing like how they're portrayed in the media. Of course any animal would attack if provoked or cornered, but a shark will not just come eat you for no reason.

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>>133889987
>actually
having a vagina doesn't make it female
remember kid
gender is a spectrum

>>133890911
But what about cloaca? Sharks have cloaca not vaginas

>>133878007
>>133882219
Where is this from?

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>>133891000
>ywn a shark cloaca

>>133889987
>Remake of a classic film but with a female
Every time.

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>>133891719

Something something, they've been here for 400 million years

>>133888744
HOW DIS MAKE YOU FEEL SHARK BOI?

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mfw many sharks are on the brink of extinction from overfishing. and not like sport fishing i mean caught in nets have their fins cut off for soup for chinks and then theyre bodies dropped into the water.

>>133889987
>Ripping off jaws
Sony jews are the worst jews.

>>133891563
you're the reason all those fake vids on youtube have 4 billion views.

>>133878202
Same reason we landed on the moon, same reason why we're trying for Mars, we're explorers n shit

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>>133891563

Jaws 3

>>133892104
Are you retarded? I wanted to know the movie/stunt/whatever.

>>133892429
Thanks.

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>>133892014
why ever they try so hard to look like westerners

>>133892691
>pic related
That guy fucks.

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>>133886511

>>133878202
Fuck off

>>133878007
>kill sharks
Why? They are like dogs. Only in the sea. Sure you can get mauled by one sometimes but that will usually be your own fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4AI6T0-isc

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>>133893297
Sharks are not the dogs of the sea, those are pinnipeds.

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>>133888093
It's not like I want to shoot lasers for you anon, baka!

>white people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMMU6sJhnFM

>>133893721
Nonwhites would sooner kill an animal. They literally have no empathy for other living things.

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>>133893551
Pinnipeds are mamals. Sharks are the fish version of a dog.

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>>133893857
Non-whites don't understand how kawaii sharks are.

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>>133893551
>>133893874

>>133893874
You do realize the shark is literally trying to kill him, right?

>>133894037
Quick reaction of the girl, not really sure how she even felt him move.

Why is a fucking seal kidnapping children?

>>133894037
That sea lion is more white than any Canadian. it saw the chink and wanted to remove.

>>133894037
Mmmm... that spread tho

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I don't have a problem with sharks but if anyone takes my fish off my line imma kill the fucker.

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>>133894037

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>>133894272
Of course. It's not like the shark wants to be patted, baka!

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>>133892207
WE WUZ EXPLORERS AND SHEIIIIIIT

>>133894501
Haha...was waiting for this

>>133878007
Every drop of human blood is 1000 dead sharks

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>>133894710

>>133894710
MOAR!!!

>>133894348
Seals are very playful and aren't afraid of humans, they just want to have fun with us. But they don't realize we weigh like 500 pounds less than them and can't stay underwater that long.

>>133894959
Can we club pedo-seals togeather?

when a /pol/ thread becomes a /b/ thread

>>133895053
That's a sea lion leaf. Go after them and leave the white furred seadoggos of the north alone.

>>133888744
Mammals win again

>>133878007
Want to be safe?
Move to Wyoming. Sage for a gay slide thread. Mods please delete these stupid threads.

>>133889249
They're also killed for human consumption in the US by commercial fishers. Shark tastes like very very good fish. If you're ever at a restaurant with shark on the menu I highly recommend it. The chinks that cut off the fins are beyond fucking wasteful because they just dump them in the ocean and they die. All that other meat goes to waste

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>>133894959

>>133895332
i was waiting for that.

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>>133895123
But all the fuckers tried eating my fish! If a seal came up to you at a diner and ate your dinner you wouldn't care if it was a sea cucumber, you'd club the fucker!

>>133878007
We need need sharks to maintain ocean ecosystems which give us our fish stocks. No sharks, no seafood.

>>133894959
>winslow.gif

ITT: sharks are good boys, they dindu nuffin

beaches should all have shark nets at the very least.

>>133878007
>Why aren't politicians protecting us from sharks like they protect us from illegals?
What? Giving them welfare?

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>>133895511
I helped save a salmon shark while I was on a gillnetter. It swam into someone's net while I was fishing and we had to cut it free.

Only turbonormies do surfing and other such shit.
Beaches are degenerate.

>>133878306
Im stealing this argument. It is awesome

>>133878007
Jaws 3D

>>133878007
Swimming is not allowed in my home

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>>133895053

>>133895777
Trips of truth by vadim

>>133896043
stop triggering my autism.

See those ears, that's a sea lion. Seals dindu nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8

>>133895957
Good. You should swim at home unless you have a pool.

>>133884083
Underrated

>>133887736
The US navy has attack dolphins that carry explosives on their bills

>>133896043
I will get my finest club!

>>133878007
Sharks don't have an agenda nor ill intentions, they just follow their instincts.

Plus, it's not like the sharks are gonna leave their waters and go into your country and fuck shit up there.

Christ, op! This one was obvious.

Check out brave new world (or at least a summary)

To keep people in a state of learned helplessness the government wants to constantly remind us how dangerous nature is.

Sharks do that for free and are therefore their friend.


A truly free society would place a bounty on sharks and relish their extinction.

>>133878007
Is the shark ok?

>>133895957
Of course it's not, silly zipperhead.

>>133896172
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YucYoklZAyE

>>133896542
sea lions are niggers. Seals are honorary aryans.

>>133878007

>>133894272
It's trying to figure out what that human is by getting it inside its mouth.

Fun fact: Sharks don't really like to eat people and most "attacks" are curious shark nibbles :3

>>133878007
If only there were oceans with infested with Great Whites where ISIS operates....
We'd have vids of them feeding people to 15-18 ft. white sharks.

>>133896680
What about walruses and dugongs?

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>>133878007
we should train White sharks to kill the migrants in the mediterranean sea

>>133896680
They are hungry and wanna eat my food. I have seen seals do it. Nigga took my fish AND nigga put a hole in my net. Dolphins are the white man of the sea!

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>>133878007
#NotAllSharks

>>133896905
Walruses are ugly. And dugongs are not even pinnipeds. Dugongs are cool though.

>>133895742
That's cool, how'd you cut it out?
Salmon sharks kinda look like great whites with shrunken head syndrome to me.

>>133897175
We used 2 knives. The first fuckin knife broke and pretty much got blown the fuck up.

>>133878007
#NotAllSharks
#MoreThanAFish
#SpeciesOfPeace

>>133878007
But their doing gods work by killing Californians anon

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>>133897001

We ain't got no time for mortar and brick ties!

Swap mortar for a real message, and brick ties with visits to the 4 states Trump turned Red, and that image is a good analogy for the paper-thin Clinton Campaign "stronger together" coming apart on election night.

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>>133878007
I only see a Darwin Award nominee here

>>133882219

that shark looks remorseful

>>133897364
Nice, lucky it wasn't dead after being in that net for so long.

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>>133898041
Yeah, we managed to get fish though.

>>133897175

they're in the same family

>>133878007
More people die from vending machines then shark attacks

>>133878202
>t. Nigger

>>133878007
Because sharks live in water, and illegals drown in it. We live on land and sharks die on it.

>>133898736
Yea but each people dying from a vending machine deserved it...

>>133878202
>t. land fag

>>133898984
How do you know? Vending machines are assholes to the homeless.

Are sharks black mens /ourseaanimal/? After all we can't swim. I guess this is Gods way of leveling the playing field.

>>133892207
except we probably wouldn't be going on the moon for fun if there were creatures there that would rip us apart

>>133878007
Sharks are the guardians of Cthulu

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>>133878202

>>133894037
I'm glad they killed this seal, it was a hazard to public safety.

>>133896914
I like this idea.
They will become our greatest ally.

>>133878007
People get attacked by sharks because they're choosing to go to where the sharks live, the sharks aren't coming up on land to attack people.

>>133902509
That's why we have to go where they live and show them who is boss.

>>133878202

FPBP

Swim in their land and accept the consequences

>>133903654
Spoken like a true beta.

>>133903734

No, more like someone that respects borders.

I bet you're a Spic.

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Risk Assessment - very important field. Stop watching movies if they scare you.

>>133903734
Respect the ocean's ethnostate if you want people to respect yours.

>>133904166
Fuck no, this two way street philosophy is what got us into this mess. It's time to dominate and impose.

>>133904615
You mean you want to attack the niggers?

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>>133878007
We can keep the qt ones, right?

>>133904772
Ship them all back to Africa, by force if needed.