Nordic /pol/

Norway give us that mountain peak that you promised. you have plenty of money, and mountains anyway.

https://www.thelocal.no/20151216/give-finland-a-new-highest-peak-norway-campaign

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Looks good!

>>133872182
Hi.

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Ask me anything about Old Norse

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Just a heads-up

You forgot Australia

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https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/election?iso=20180909T08&p0=239&msg=It+happens.&font=cursive

>>133872475
Can you go raid England/France coast again?

>>133872608
That's rude, eh. Very uncanadian-like. It's in our good nature to be calm and caring.

Continuation from
>>133845435

More Nordic lands

East Karelia
Estonia + Latvia
Ingermansland
Kolahalvön
Svaalbard
Holstein
Greenland
Pommerania

>>133872759
That guy will actually answer you any questions you have about norse mythology and in particular the language. He's from our general on /int/.

En paaminnelse om at Sverige er et negerland

>21:34 2017-07-16
>/nordpol/ har fortfarande inte ett discord
varför är detta så, mina brödrar?

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>>133872475
Tell me about the Jörmungandr
>>133873064
Gå härifrån din lille jävel vi ägde för basken er för hundratals år

>>133872182
>>133871478
Svalbard is Norway though (I put Greenland there because of the size to make it look even more impressive).

I have been to Riga and the people looked Nordic as fuck. Felt more at home there than in Oslo. Also I do think that both Estonia and Latvia is "shit" because of historical reasons and not the people living there. The question is if they would want something like this though. The main criteria would be that the nations in the union would have to be more loyal to each other than to anyone else. Would Latvians/Estonians feel more Nordic than say Slavic in general?

>No Netherlands
>No Lithuanians
Sceptic about this too.

>>133871580
I'm not just dreaming, I'm trying to be realistic here. Would the Netherlands give away these area? Would Germany? Nope.

>>133871725
I don't think it's impossible. And yes, they would obviously have to get out of the EU.

>>133871733
>East karelia and Ingermansland
How do you propose we get these areas from Nuclear Russia? I'm serious and not just LARPing.

>>133873064
Indeed

>>133872759
>Norway
>Raiding England
That was the Danes, the Norwegians tried invading England at Stamford Bridge though and got absolutely decimated by a levied peasant Fyrd army.

>>133872313
No thanks

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Gubben på hjälmen påminner lite om Gustav II Adolf.

Shetland :-DDDdd

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>>133873178
>Tell me about the Jörmungandr
please be more specific. do you want to know about its etymology? properties? myths?

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Daglig påminnelse att Frisien är ett Nordiskt folk

>>133873064
nå må de henge seg selv

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>>133873253
Kek i'l have you know we ruled over you with Danelaw

And that bridge incident was a ruse so that Willhelm the viking rules could take you all down

>>133873253
We raided a lot too, in fact we started it. Historians and archeologists agree that the lindisfarne attack was Norwegian vikings.

heelo there my fellow nordics

>>133872908
>Ingermansland
>Kolahalvön
>Pommerania
Stop LARPing

>>133873523
fugg

>>133873559
dra dej i baken din jäevla snorunge

>>133873064
Fuck off Norgay. Norway is more nigger than Sweden. I fucking hate your pathetic country, you guys are even worse than the Danes

Fuck Norway

>>133873567
Would Estonians feel more Nordic, and more loyalty to the other Nordic countries than Slavic countries in general if we were to be in an economical union?

>>133873264
fuck you oilnigger and FUCK scandinavia. Enjoy your stupid language and swedistan enjoy your niggers. Finland has nothing else to discuss, we are out.

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>>133873567
estonia is nordic
fact

>>133873688
Says the mudslime...

>>133872182
Why do you guys all have the same flag? Genuine question.

>>133872475
Would Saga be a fitting name for the brave stalwart Norwegians who archive links?

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Why are you guys so autistic about adding non nordics to nordic?
Only nordic countries are nordic!!!!

Here is the official nordic list:

Denmark.
Faroe Islands.
Greenland.
Finland.
Åland.
Norway.
Iceland.
Sweden.

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>>133873715
Kek I'll have you know Finland is scandinavian

>>133870927

>>133873064
Oden vandrar på landsbygden.

>>133873835
Top kek, Norway got more immigrants and Muslims in % than us. Sweden only got 120 000 Muslims

>>133873486
>we
>Swedish flag
Sven, you haven't stepped foot in England. You're a laughing stock.
>that bridge incident was a ruse
No, it was an invading army sent to claim the throne of England and was defeated. If it were a ruse, why did the Normans ethnically cleanse the Danes living in the Danelaw region once they completed their conquest?
>>133873503
Norwegians mostly raided the Irish territories and didn't make much headway. They tried it with the Picts but fled because the Picts were known cannibals.

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>>133873884
I agree

>>133873870
no

>>133872182
Shetland and Orkney are ours bish

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Newfoundland here. We are the true ancestors of vikings.

>>133873884
Estonians and Latvians are arguably Nordic, and in the same category as Finns.

Because we need numbers and land to be a dominant economical force in the world economy. Which would be crucial if we don't want to be bitched around. Having countries like Estonia and Latvia in the union would make us all more independent.

>>133873756
Estonia is more Nordic than Norway
>Finland
>Sweden
>Iceland
>Denmark
>Estonia
We are the true Nords, fuck Norway and their oil drilling

>>133873855
We converted to christianity so the cross
WIth marriages to Byzantium and what not

we have the same one for the fact that were pretty much the same people and we just spread the fuck out
>>133873996
Kek go learn history you damn anglo
Il have you know Willhelms decendents still sit the fucking throne of england and he's a fucking viking!

GET KEKED

>>133873972
>Sweden only got 120 000 Muslims
both you and me knows that's broadfaced lie
https://affes.wordpress.com/2014/07/01/utlandsk-bakgrund-i-majoritet-i-malmo/

Which one of you idiots said Canada won the war of 1812.

>>133873996
You're wrong. But I'm not gonna sit here and argue about muh viking raids.

>>133874114
Already told you this. Normans mixed with the native Gallo-Romans. And Williams descendants sat upon the throne of many nations, not just England.

>>133873855
England too

Dunno why really. A protestant thing?

>>133874025
Hahaha wrong, the weak Norwegian settlers got murdered by native Americans. Norwegians are weak, even native Americans defeated them

kirkwall reporting.

>>133873972
You're joking, right? You got at least twice as many in percentage.

>>133874006
They are manifesting some deity with their actions. Question is more of which one.

>>133874130
He's just a shitskin troll, ignore him or at least don't take him seriously.

>>133874025

The real Vikings came from Friesland and went up north before going on the Anglorapetour

>>133874231
No we didnt the ruling class was fucking pure you damn mongrel

He apointed 200 barons to rule england vikings all so that he can marry english nobility while keeping his genes nordic


KEK
>>133874220
Listen to me you pathetic piece of shit
Get out of this fucking thread you goddamn chink

>>133873064
Tack, behövde bli påminnd

>>133874229
Well, I'm not wrong really. You raids were minuscule in number. Only the Danes raided in large enough numbers to have an impact, and nearly every major set piece battle fought against them was an Anglo-Saxon victory.

Aberdonian here.

I want to learn Norwegian. Is it worth it? Also I'd love to visit Stavanger one day, what's it like?

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I'll just post some old bracteates, then

>>133874473
Eat my dick
You don't have to be so mad, bud.

>>133874358
Wrong, I went to Oslo last month and I saw more niggers there then I ever did in Stockholm.
Yes I know own about Malmö, but come on you guys are loosing your capital

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how do you guys like the new money?

>>133874511
Do you know what the fucking danelaw is? huh we fucking cucked you
And il have you know there was no Sweden norwegian danmark back then it was all unified Scandinavians sacking your pieces of shit

>>133874533
>
Kek still mad cuck
told you to be quiet

>>133873688
I don't. I like norweigans and danes more over faggy political correct swedes.

>>133874511
Wrong again.

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>>133872182
Pulju

>>133874473
Ruling class later mixed with the natives Anglos. Sorry. And you keep saying "We" like it was your people. Sven, you're arguably one of the weakest peoples in all of Europe. Your nation is a joke, your flag is consistently laughed at outside of this safe space of yours, and you have resorted to claiming other peoples victories as your own. Literal nigger tier people. Go extinct already.

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some runestones maybe

>>133874744
why other side is censored?

>>133874744
Passar er bra.

>>133874776
Prove it.

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>>133872182
>One chance at life
>Born a German with green eyes and chocolate hair
>Live in America
Why live?

>>133874748
Told me to be quiet? Or what?
What are you going to do?

>>133874514
Our cities are shit. The best ones are arguably Trondheim (architecture, nothing special really though just the best "bigger" city in Norway) and Tromso (unique landscape around).

>>133874781
fucking sad piece of shit
>>133874806
Aa you mean we raped you pieces of shit?
Of course we did you fuicking cuck

Take a look at your queen and shes still blonde you fucking cuck

>>133873972
We have one million muslims you stupid cuck!

>>133873064
You're a niggerland

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>>133874744
Ser för jävliga ut. Lite som leksakspengar.

>>133874930
Would Lofoten be a good place to visit?

>>133874911
Go be sad somewhere else you fucking cuck

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>>133874781
rookie of the year (fuck that yankee)

>>133874938
>Take a look at your queen and shes still blonde you fucking cuck
d-du är inte seriös, väl?

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this is one of my favourites

>>133874744
Ugly as fuck, why isn't there a single human on your money?

Also:A fucking cod

>>133874938
>raped
No records of rape were recorded, just mixing with Anglos to solidify their rule. Shows how low breed you are though really, doesn't it? Being proud of rape like its some achievement of yours. Oh right, it is the only achievement of yours. You have no other achievements other than rape and plunder.
>we yet again
How many times must I say it? You did nothing Sven, you are a weak people. Peasantry.

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>21:54 2017-07-16
>/nordpol/ har fortfarande inte ett discord

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>>133872182
fellow snownigger reporting in!

>>133875180
because having white people on the money isnt inclusive

>>133872475
What's the true old norse word for "bear"? Euphemistic words like anything etymologically linked to "bjorn" need not apply.

Also: please post any interesting examples of modern words with unexpected etymological roots in old norse.

>>133874861
One thing I've learned is that nobody in here wants to admit when they're wrong, so I won't bother. But I've read enough books on the Norwegian viking raids (some of which are written by your own english archeologists) to know that you're either wrong, or baiting.

Fuck Sweden. Piece of shit country with shitty people.

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>>133874996

>>133874744
Framsiden er fin, men baksiden er tragisk. De kunne i det minste ha ha hatt bilder av folk på baksiden

>>133873264
We will take it by force. We will take all of finnmark

>>133875262
>I can't prove my point so I'm going to resort to saying you don't want to admit it happened
>even though I can't prove it

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>>133875236
>ANGLO SCIENCE
I'll have you know you buthurt kikes change history
GO READ A PROPER FUCKING HISTORY BOOK YOU FUCKING KIKE

>>133875236
One Last reply before i leave you buthurt chinks and mongrels

SMAKA PÅ SVENSK KUK
+ And estonia+Latvia is norse clay

>>133874964
>2017
>Still using papermoney
Kek, I only use Visa and swish. Physical money is for Alex Jones and old People

>>133875257
bjärn duh

>>133875304
How's the migrant situation in Helsinki?

>>133874098
>Estonians
Agree
>Latvians
No thanks, Latvians stay baltic

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>>133875439
HAHAHHAA HE'S RUNNING ONCE AGAIN THE ANGLO HAS SHOWN HIS SUPERIORITY. RUN SVEN, THERE'S A GRENADE COMING!

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>>133875427
Uh hu...

>>133875304
Fuck off, we made your country into what you are today. Without Sweden, Finland would have been a third world country

>>133875488

Even estonia is 50% russian, we can't allow that surely

>>133875523
Give me your proof. Prove to me that Norwegians regularly raided the coasts of England. I'm not calling you out or anything, I just want you to back up your claim.

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>>133874744
I would rather have pixelated fish on my currency than this.

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>>133875304

>>133875257
I know there was a famous person named Bödvar Bjarke that was rumoued to be able to shapeshift as a bear and a probable progenitor to Beowulf. Bjarke was apparently a variation of bear.

>>133875598
>Even estonia is 50% russian
genocide all non-whites in the Nordic countries and there'd be no Russians left

>>133875530
Bedre å være tredje verden enn å bli nedgradert fra 1 verden til tredje

>>133875257
>What's the true old norse word for "bear"?
bersi, birna, bera... standard bjǫrn is a u-stem, with a beautiful declension (e.g. genitive bjarnar, plural birnir). I don't know why you mind it.
>Also: please post any interesting examples of modern words with unexpected etymological roots in old norse.
I'd have to think about it for a while, nothing really comes to mind

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Swedes should be wiped out of existance. Oh wait they are.

>>133872313

We cant, our law says it is not allowed.

>>133875762
English only, please

>>133875787

Das ist verstörend.

>>133875829
I get it now. I just Google translated it into your native language, you can thank me later

من الأفضل أن يكون العالم الثالث من أن يكون خفضت من عالم إلى الثلث

>>133873486

>we
>flag

Swecucks didn't go here, you just cucked around.

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god i hate sweden language. why they had to force us that shit. THEY REMOVED LATIN from our SCHOOLS in year 1600, and REPLACED with SWEDEN. what a SHAME! i hate swedish people...but now they pay for their SINS!

Estonia not nordic but Sweden is?

You about to be BTFO by Jamals, enjoy your decline.

>>133875446
>Visa and swish
Good goy.

>>133875042
Yeah, I'm more of a fan of green landscape but it's indeed a special sight to behold.

But if I was a foreigner and would have to choose, I would go to the Bergen area if it's landscape you are looking for. The fjords around there is the most beautiful. Bergen isn't too shitty either, even if there probably is quite a lot of non-Europeans in the city centre.

If it's culture you are looking for; try Trondelag, more specific, a place called "Verdal". I'm from Trondheim myself (90 km away), and every year I go to this small place Verdal for Olsok. It consists of LARPing, markets, museums, beautiful surrounding landscape and something called "Spelpub" (Music and alcohol) and a "Play" or theatre show about Saint Olav which is great. If you plan on going, don't read up on Olav's fate if you don't already know ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saint_Olav_Drama

>>133875992
Thats funny, lol. Dont mind him, tale norsk!

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>>133876144
>Svarar på bete

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>>133875787
don't worry greatest ally, our scheme to get the swedes to siphon off their wealth to ogga boggas including their women is almost complete, then we will purchase the whole of sweden from the broke ass morons the khaganate will rise

>>133875744
>genocide all non-whites in the Nordic countries
Start by your country, Sven

>>133876071
>Estonia not nordic but Sweden is?
no estonia is nordic

>>133876064
more non swedes died in that i think lmao

>>133875767
>I don't know why you mind it.
I don't mind it as such, it's that those words are all euphemisms for the animal born out of superstitious fear or respect. Like "varg" as opposed to the proper "ulv" in Swedish.

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>>133876064
It is a truly disgusting language. Sounds extremely gay and extremely annoying. At least in the future nobody will ever have to hear this disgusting faggot language again.

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>Nord thread on /pol/
>A Swede is sperging out and ruining it for everyone

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

>>133876064
>Finn talking latin

ALLEA IAKKTA ESTI.

>>133876386
>Sounds extremely gay and extremely annoying
I agree
Stockholmish sounds gay as fuck

t. skåning

>>133875598
>50% russian
Source?

Also it very much depends on the Russians. A lot of Russians in that area is Nordic too. The question here is about loyalty, would the vast majority of Estonians be more loyal to the Nordic people.

>>133876407
>Norway

Basically just swedes not even a real country

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>>133875446
Good Sven, soon you can have a chip implant so you can even pay with your hand!

>>133875767
>I'd have to think about it for a while, nothing really comes to mind
egg

The personal pronouns they, them, their in English also come from Norse

>>133876407
that is true story. I'm not joking.

>>133876071
Estonia are not nords. Nords are good with boats.

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>>133876541
Back to Karljala pekka.

>>133876393
>A Swede is sperging out and ruining it for everyone
Frågan är om han ens är Svensk
Han vägrar prata något annat än Engelska, tror ärligt talat han använder en proxy.

>>133876627
>Estonia are not nords
end this meme, someone, please

>>133876627

>Nords are good with boats
>Sweden

Uhmm...........

>>133875730
>>133876381
aha.
>Bjarke
as far as I can tell this isjust Bjǫrn + a kind of diminutive/endearing suffix. Icelandic has a similar Sveinki from Sveinn.
the change ǫ → a might be confusing to the uninitiated; "ǫ" is an u-umlauted "a", so it reverts to "a" under some conditions (and turns into "i" under others).

>>133876592
I thought he was speaking with reference to modern Scandinavian languages, not English... the amount of loanwords in English from Old Norse is pretty overwhelming.

>>133876407
and may i add finnish speaking latin sound very good http://areena.yle.fi/1-4131059?autoplay=true

>>133873180
>Latvians/Estonians (&Lithuanians)
>Slavic
Kill yourself.
t. Baltics

>>133876502
>crypto-dane bitching about other Swedish dialects
You both sound gay as fuck.

t. värmlänning

>>133876914
Did I say that you were Slavic? I was questioning if you identify more with us than you do with the Slavs.

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>>133876852
Sounds like Oddasat.

>>133876801
TFW when nobody understood my joke

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>>133876064

>>133877035
>norwegian having a say in any kind of accent ever
emmm try again sweety

>>133877035
Västergötland here. Hillbilly-dialect deluxe

>>133873700
Yes

>>133877171
*tips bogvisir*

>>133876407
Nobody talks Latin though. Besides Finnish is phonetically closer to classical Latin than most Indo-European languages.

>>133877111
We are Balts, we are our own folk, even when Estionans are adoptive. We are not Slavs or Germanics, or Nords (same thing as Germanics).

>>133873700
Estonians are honorary nordics. And Finlands little brother.

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>>133872182
Is scotland scandinavian? Help us get out of the sinking ship called the UK

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>>133877171
>>133877644
oh know I get it

>>133874744

Ugly as shit. No human faces so that they don't offend mudslimes.

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>>133877774
You aren't leaving.

>>133877740
lets be real bro0 your countries are complete and utter garbage. youre subhuman, your living conditions are more akin to russians than ours.

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>>133873972

I think you mean 120 000 active Islamic State jihadists

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pls ask more questions so that I can put my autism to use

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norden bröööthers

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>>133874744
no aryan god Fridtjof Nansen/10
basically a 1/10

>>133874964
>sosse marxisterna bytar ut hederliga pengar med våra kungar på till modernistiska nobody's
hmmmm

>>133877533
Which would be crucial if they were to join a union like that.

>>133877740
I didn't say anything else either. But Nordic isn't about being Germanic, it's about being Nordic. I have been to both Germany and Latvia, and the people in Latvia acted more like Norwegians than Germans did. Even looked more like us.

Estonia/Finland is considered Nordic. I consider Baltic people of good stock that look like us, and I think the Baltic region would be a good addition to such a union.

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>>133878064
WE! DA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEN BRUTHAS!

WE! DA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMULL PEEPULL!

WE HUV KUM TO EERL...TO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUN!

TO DA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR- TO DUFEND WUT IS EEKWULLY ORS!

WUT OUR ENSESTERS HUV LUFT FOR OS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT DA BAYONETTA LEFTISTS…THERE DESTROYEN ETT ALL…

WE HUV TO CONKER WUT IS GOOEN TO BE LOST UDDER WISE

BUT WE! DA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEN BRUTHAS WEEL DOO WUT WE MUST TO SAVE OUR KULLTURE, OUR NASHUN, OUR…MUTHER…SVEER….

EEN A FYOU YEERS, WEN DA WEESTIRN SIVILLISASHUN HAS HED A CUPLA MOOR VICKTOREES MOOR PEEPULL WHEEL OHPEN DERE EYES UND SEE DA DIZZASSTOR DAT DEY HUV BRAWT UPUN OS

THEN DE WEEL JOHN US

WE WEEL NOT REESEEV ANY AHPREESHASHUN, WE WEEL NOT BEE AHNOLEDGED, WE WEEL NOT BE FANKED, BUT ATLEEST WE WEEL NO DAT OUR EFFURTS ASS PAYTREEOTS HASS NOT BEEN FUR NUFFING

WE WEEL SUCKSEED, WE WEEL BE VICKTOREEUS

ULL UV OUR BOOTIFUL NASHUNS WEEL FRIVE, ULL UV OUR ULLOORING CUNTREES WEEL PROSSPUR, ULL UV YOORUP WEEL BE MUGNIFFISENT UND STUND ASS A RAYDIENT STATCHU UV GLOOOOOOOOOREE FOR DA REST OF DA WURLD TO MEEMEECK ASS DEY INKEWBATE DERE NASHUNS WIFF DA SAME LUV ASS A NEW BURN CHULD REESEEVS FRUM ITS MUTHA

OUR PAYTREEOTEEZEEM IZ NUT ABOUT EMPEEREULLEEZEEM UND SEEZEENG DA WORLD, OUR PAYTREEOTEEZEEM IZ ABUT INLITENENING PEEPULL TO FUND A SPEERET UV FELLOSHEEP FUR DERE CUNTREEMEN NO MUTTER WHERE UR FRUM

WE DEESPISE DA FRAZE UVUREE MAN FUR HEEMSELF, OUR NURRUW INDEEVEEDYOULIST IS SUCREEFISED AT DA ULTER UV NOHBELL AND ULLTROOIST SPEERETT OF NASHUNALIS-

WE LUV OUR NASHUN

AND WE WUNT FUR YOU TO LUV YOORS TO

*nods towards you*

>>133877774

>Scotland

You're the utterly worthless welfare queens of the U.K. - And worst of all, you're Sweden tier turbocucks who'd drown in brown cock if you were given the opportunity.

You can't even function in an anglo union, yet alone a Nord union, you literal nigger.

>>133877959
Good. Stay away from us then.

Hello fellow men of the North

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>>133874744
>a fucking fish

>>133878256
At least you don't have a fish as your fucking flag, the only thing worse than that would be a fucking leaf

>>133878256
didn't you know that norske people are half fish?

>>133878256
Hey, can we explode the Oresund bridge from both ends at the same time? It'd be good for us both danon

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>>133875598
50% is way overstretched, maybe 15-25%. Also i dont believe that west russians are any bit less "aryan" or "nordic" than those haista vittua finngoloids.
Less cultured and more brainwashed by the gubmint? probably.

>>133875992
I like you. expect an aid package to arrive with gibs soon.

>>133873688
Häng dig själv achmed

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>>133878256
>Solvognen på 1000-lappen
WEW
nå ble jeg ærlig talt litt sjalu her

>>133877959
>your living conditions are more akin to russians than ours.
Historical reasons I think, not the people.

>>133878483
t. ryssä

>>133872475
What happens after Ragnarok in Germanic canon?.... not the Christian re-write.
What did Gothic or East Germanic sound like?
What did the Norse do in their off time? Sports? Music? Dancing?

>>133877467
What are you talking about, we sound the most normal of them all.

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>>133872182
>Nordic
>Finland

Tell me the secrets of Lapland. What are the Saami hiding?

>>133878483
t. ryssä or damage control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKpXqwE2rg8

>>133874511
>>133874229
The term "Dane" meant all men of Scandinavian descent back in the 700s.

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>>133878707
>What happens after Ragnarok in Germanic canon?.... not the Christian re-write.
what.
>What did Gothic or East Germanic sound like?
I don't know how to put it into terms you would understand.
if you want, I can get some text samples and read them out loud for you.
>What did the Norse do in their off time? Sports? Music? Dancing?
poetry

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>>133878923

>>133878923
Absolutely nothing. That's the secret, they have nothing interesting or special at all.

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>>133875661
Homo-Swedes actually think they are what made Finland great? Just because they built here one school a millenium ago? Sometimes I feel bad for Swedes, but then I remember what bunch of superiority complex ''we wuz big brother and shieet'' nigger mentality they have. Die off already.

I'm a fennoswede and the retardation of Swedes impacts how people view us. I don't want to be associated with homosexuals that have superiority complex.

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>>133872182
Why doesn't the english flag have an off-centre cross?

>>133872182
You hear all these stories of Muslims harassing and molesting girls in public, sometimes worse, but never hear about Muslims getting the shit beat out of them for it.

Why? Surely some based right-wing Nords have witnessed this, and did nothing.

Try pulling this off in Dallas.

>>133878256
Lool, you danes sure like that bridge.

>>133878927
4.07 the feral ryssäs loot a store

>>133879045
Norway has Edvard Grieg, but we are way ahead with our Sibelius.

>>133879045
What's the official consensus of Ragnarok in Norse mythology? What happens afterward?

Please read to me
>poetry
Anything else?

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>>133878707
>What happens after Ragnarok in Germanic canon?
The world is restarted I believe.

>What did the Norse do in their off time? Sports? Music? Dancing?
Yes. + sex, feasting/partying, hunting. And most importantly - feel.

>>133873412
>perserve

>>133879319

You hear all these stories of niggers harassing and molesting girls in public, sometimes worse, but never hear about niggers getting the shit beat out of them for it.

Why? Surely some based right-wing WASPs have witnessed this, and did nothing.

Try pulling this off in Randers.

>>133878792
They literary sound like this in my parts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Ukb4LStUU

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>>133879126
you are stupid. Lapland is beautiful land for travelling.

>>133879346
Theres a difference between black men and niggers just like there is a difference between russians and slavniggers.

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>>133879450
...just read Vǫluspá.

lazy nigger.

>>133879319
They don't do it with others around though, they target the ones that are alone. Or they grope them large crowds so that they are not spotted/can't be singled out.

Niggers rape just as much in the US as they do in Europe. It's not a contest.

>>133879622
t. a literal cuckold

>>133872313
Yeah, but we only have lying fucks in our parliament. If our politicians promise something then you are GUARANTEED not to get it.

>>133875822
Or in other words... The people who make the laws (who made the promise) don't want to change the laws to allow for it.

>>133878923
>Saami "culture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg&t=23s

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>>133872182

Why is the UK not considered Nordic?
Most Northerners here have more Viking DNA than the average Fin

>>133879643
>written by non-Norse
illiterate, nigger.

What an awful thread

>>133879608
Oh I love the nature. I was referring to the saami.

>>133874107
Men jeg elsker jo sverige :'(

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>>133879644
>Niggers rape just as much in the US as they do in Europe

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>>133879898
>tfw no suomi gf

How ashamed do you think your ancestors would be if they saw you now?


I imagine they've been looking down from Valhalla in absolute fury the last few years

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>>133879479
what was life expectancy for the average man and woman and what was normal family size?

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>>133879932
>viking DNA

>>133880121

>Nu-flag

And into the trash you go.

>>133875360
Nei, baksiden er flott den også. En ting som ikke kommer frem på bildet er det fancy metall og plastikk trykket de har på den. Det ser veldig bra ut i virkeligheten.

>>133880105
Ignore him, norske bror :)

>>133874964
Er det Robert Gustafsson på tohundrelappen?

>>133879319
>You hear all these stories
yeah because these things actually still make the news in nordic countries - unlike the US where that's just everyday life

>>133879898
apart from the fact that she's using her mouth, how is this different from how everyone in scandinavia used to live?

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>>133880105
Han är inte svensk

>>133880628
Ingmar Bergman!

>>133880398
I can only speculate on that.

Comfy street.

>>133879319
Muslims get beaten up and stabbed so often that it's not really news which is why news never mention it other than as statistics. Nobody is surprised by that. If Breivik had shot 70 muslim children then that might be in national news, but not much more.

Muslims harassing and molesting girls in public on the other hand is still shocking and outrageous here

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>>133880444
>nation is only known for it's pirates
>criticizing fellow pirate
Arghhh, matey, that be worthy of walkin' da' plank!

>>133881068
York (Jorvik)

>>133879622
Get out

>>133881123

>Muslims get beaten up and stabbed so often

.....By other Muslims.

>>133872182
Its been comfy. Havent seen a refugee for weeks.

>>133881247
tõmba ise minema ahv

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>>133872182

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>>133881247

>>133881255
That as well of course, but regular norwegians as well. Like those two guys in Oslo who go around stabbing muslim mothers in Oslo. Same description in the newspaper every time, same tattoos and so on, but they never get caught.

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finland is the best at sauna. pic related:real sauna.

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>>133872475

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>>133873567

>>133880715
Weren't Nomads and herders? Pretty different way of living.

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>>133873884

>>133881458
>armies of men invading ripe for the killing
>choose to stab defenseless mothers instead
Truly the niggest of people

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>>133872182
Remove those small shitty islands next time to not attract the stinky brit monkeys

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>>133881608
Post Åland Pepe and i kill you.

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>>133881715
Watch your tongue, low breed.

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>>133872182
Heil Hitler

Hell seger

>>133878161
relax mip mip

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>>133881812
You need to be genocided mongrel, you're the America of Europe, race mixed to death.

ayy let us in , we wuz vikings n sheeit :DDD

>>133881603
Ahh, so they don't grow crops at all?

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>>133881994

Where is Galicia????
WE WUZ CELTS AND SHIEET

>>133881901
We're Celto-Germanic buddy. Conquered the corners of the globe whilst you toiled your wasteland. I will enjoy watching the eradication of your pathetic country, and will enjoy the spoils of your women when I get over there, low breed.

>>133873996
>why did the Normans ethnically cleanse the Danes living in the Danelaw region once they completed their conquest?
because the Danes fought on the side of the English King against the Normans.
At the battle of Stamford Bridge the elite core of the English army was made up of danish Huskarls who had sworn allegiance to the English crown after the death of the danish king.
You can go look at the french depictions of the fighting and you will find plenty of viking looking dudes with great Dane axes on the English side.
and yeah all the Danes were then hunted down and killed because they supported the English.

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this was finland couple of decades ago.

>>133882042
Nope

>>133882205
Fat faced deformed little bastard, you can always dream.

>>133872182
>orkney
the fuck outta here that doesn't exist

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>tfw one of the most well known vikings is Swedish
Feels good

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>>133881715
You would do well to remember who you're talking to

fucking captcha, I swear to god

>>133877774
>Is scotland scandinavian?
nej

>>133882205
>I will enjoy watching the eradication of your pathetic country
Kys Jew

>>133882410
such a shitty show, still plenty of aryan women so I keep watching

>>133882305
>Fat faced deformed little bastard
Pathetic, I'm neither fat faced or deformed. I'm probably of higher genetic stock than you are, low breed. Know your place, or don't. Preferably don't, so I can show you your place in the order of things. Now run along, go prep that bull, Sven. Tyrone won't ask you twice.

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>>133872182
why am I not enough :(

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>>133872182
You forget the baltics, we were the only alpha guys who pillaged and raped nord women in the early days until the vikings started to invade our lands.

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can eesti be into the nordics?

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>>133881901
>this coming from sweden

>>133873423
Emil go to bed. You are drunk again.

>>133872182
>high rates of gun ownership (for Europe)
>all extremely wealthy nations
>highest IQs in Europe
>whitest people on the planet
Why are nords the only decent people in all of Europe?

>>133877774

No, but we fucking wish we were, immigration and all.

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>>133882410
i don't know what their role is though.

>>133882269
What's wrong with burning stuff? It's good for the soil.

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>>133882611

>>133882579
Har du postat politiska åsikter på typ facebook? De kollar upp allt

>>133882684
correct

>>133872383
GET /out/ and stop stealing oure clay

>>133882282
Don't you find their lifestyle comfy, compared to the cucked modern world?

>>133882717
>high rates of gun ownership (for hunting, not retarded manchild gun fetishism under the guise of muh liburdy)

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>>133882826
That's it!

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>>133882954

>>133872182
Are your countries so small and shitty that you have to join each other in order to be interesting?

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>>133882826
I Love you

>>133882794
excactly what they are doing. Very hard work, in not so fertile land.

>>133882781
Ragnars sons went on to become feared vikings
Sigurd snake eye is one of the more famous

>>133882899
That isn't too much of a contest though.

I prefer growing stuff though. Maybe I'm too domesticated?

>>133882717
>wealthy
they aren't
>highest IQs
that's the Swiss and Germans (ethnic Germans, not Turks living in Germany)
>whitest people
only redeeming feature
>decent
If they didn't give up their countries it would be the best place on earth to live.

>>133872182
Orkney and Shetlands are Scottish. Hands off you horned helmet devils.

Tes5

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>>133882712

>>133882914
t. effeminate Dane with only a handgun

>>133883028
Small, yes
Shitty, not?

If we are shitty, then what are your country?

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>>133883028
Yes