good politicians don't exi-
>>133867917
Always good to see more African Americans taking on roles in politics
>>133867917
let's meme a dog into the presidency
>>133868844
Stop it. It's really gonna happen
>>133867917
Good politicians don't exi-
>>133868844
Do dog years count towards being 35?
>>133867917
Does the dog have an office?
>>133868844
Bill Clinton was already president
>>133867917
>French breed
He may be a good boy, but he's certainly a cuck.
>>133869017
st in Canada
>>133867917
Imagine the shitposting you could do if you lived there and you were talking to people who didn't know about mayor doggo.
>Start converstion about fuck up politicians
>let them talk about how their mayor got caught doing meth or whatever
>tell them your mayor regularly shits outside and then eats his shit before licking passerby
>>133867917
Dogs are honorary Aryans, so this is good.
>>133869469
You shut the fuck up about Pyrenees dogs. They're the best damned dogs I have ever owned.
>>133868003
Don't insult dogs like that.
>>133868844
Or a cat ?
if the dog is the mayor wouldnt the town practically be libertarian?
>>133869209
this would make him smarter than average, right?
>>133868003
Had to be a fucking leaf... What the fuck you got against dogs.
>make a document levying high taxes on the town to be allocated to yourself
>lure dog across ink puddle and then across document
>now have mayor's signature
>>133874423
>violatinf the nap by leading an elected ceo through your chenical agent
Say hello to tactical thumb nuke
Zucc for president
>>133868844
You guys have one right now. Stupid burger.
Do you guys think my dog has what it takes to become Prime Minister?
>>133867917
>>133877339
yes
>>133867917
>loyal to his pack
>defends you against foreigners
>don't like non-whites
>non-whites don't like them
>always happy
>nice
>fluffy
>don't cost much money
Dogs are better than politicians.
>>133868844
I'd say do it if only for the butthurt from leftists about America getting a canine president before they got a female president.
>>133874423
>but this order does not come from me, it comes from the king!
>>133871890
fuck off back to 9gag
>>133877239
No, that's a god, not a dog
>>133867917
Idris Elba will play the dog in the coming biopic.