What is the hardest job out there?

>>133861337
meme warrior. it's a thankless job with no pay, but someones got to make the memes.

>>133861337
Mother.

#realheroes

The one with the lowest number of women working in the field, so boilermaker?

Somolian Pirate

>>133861337
Hillary's snatch cleaner.

>>133861337
being a black american

>>133861623
That's not a job.

Working at Starbucks

being paid to do nothing sitting in an office with no internet access with strictly enforced hours and constant phone chatter

Single mom

>>133861466
Naw. It's hard but not that bad.

I'd probably say fisherman or cop in some nog-infested city like Baltimore

>>133861445
>>133861714
YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM

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I've heard about a construction job where some psycho foreman made everyone wear long sleeve button up shirts and dress shoes during the summer in a southern state.

>>133861714
No one needs to do that job. It is voluntary, and they know it is unpaid before they go through the rigorous educational requirements and interview process. Single mom can just drop her kid off at the local police station, and walk away without ever needing to think about it or pay child support. Yeah, I'm convinced, being a stupid and irresponsible whore and being given other people's earnings to compensate her for her stupid decisions sounds really rough.

>>133861337
Chef at Wendys
or the guys who had to go into fukushima when the reactor melted

>>133862184
I work in an unconditioned HVAC supply house currently and have to wear a flannel shirt tucked into a thick work pant with boots. Its not as bad as you'd think. Cop is way harder in like Detroit or Baltimore.

>>133862406
Why chef at Wendy's?

>>133861337
gender studies researcher

>>133862499
They only make $100k a year and have to memorize an incredible amount of secret formulae.

>>133862620
Chef at Wendy's here, can confirm, though I make 200k a year.

>>133861337
Being a surgeon where you have to do 30 hour surgeries and the patient's life is on the line

Demanding Manual labor when you're getting old and your body is falling apart

High ranking Military officer during wartime when your country's fate lies in your hands

>>133862960
Drive through attendant when the customer won't speak clearly

Janitor, they do it for free.

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Technical computer-based job and you have to explain things to poo-in-loos

>>133863800
nightmare fuel right there

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Assistant Crackwhore

Pimp.

>>133863800
Are you me? Do you hate this life as much as I do?

Idk. but my job training is a bitch. For non combat roles jovs I have probably one of the top hardest jobs in the military

>>133861337

I'm reasonably smart but lazy as shit

What's the easiest job out there?

>>133864275
Is it easy?

>>133861337

C++ Programming.

>>133862586
That must be pretty hard, given that none of them so far have managed to produce any meaningful research.

>>133864578
government job, you won't make that much but nobody cares what you do

>>133861337
Putting the toothpaste back in the in the toothpaste tube.

>>133861663
Then why do they get paid simply for existing?

>>133863800
Please to do the needful anon.

>>133861337
probably something involving armed combat

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>>133865027
...

no

>>133864578
Teacher or IT support at school. I did 2 weeks work experience as IT support at a secondary school and the most I ever did was replace a broken monitor.

>>133864596
it ain't never been

>>133863800
that's literally my daily life fuck

I just tell our Bangalore colleagues to fucking e-mail us, I can't stand trying to understand what the fuck they're saying over the phone

>>133865301
I was an Infantry officer for a time and whilst it was demanding, it was also incredibly rewarding and probably the most fun I've had. The hardest physically, in the first world at least, would probably be something like clearance diving or anything else involving being underwater for long periods.

I can assure you that all the "professions" are out. You get by largely on hot air and bluffing. Same thing with most business owners, I know because I am one.

Straight crack addict jiggalo who sucks dick

Content creator for buzz feed. Can you imagine?

>>133862422
Why do they allow that?

>>133864578
Anything in the NHS, the DWP (or whatever they're called this week) or anything in local government. Education is also very easy, they'll take anyone with a degree.

What you need to do is get yourself a job where you're indispensable, but left alone. Council offices and universities across the country are full of these positions. If you're young avoid "graduate" jobs, they'll have you doing 65 hour weeks of pointless busy work for people who wear hair gel and go on holiday to Dubai.

Or you can come work for me. I have no real idea what I'm doing for one of my businesses so I sit in my office all day building models, watching sport and wishing the phone would stop ringing.

>What is the hardest job out there?
>Ctrl-F "rim"
>Phrase not found
You niggas don't know shit about hard jobs.

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>>133861337
Miner. Zero debate.

>>133861337
Professional shitposter.

>>133866807
>work for me...

Uh... Details?

>>133867036
They’ll hire anyone to be a miner. Google has a .07% acceptance rate and has over 2 million applications a year. Harder to get a job there than getting into Harvard.

>>133867521
What's the mortality rate of a google employee again?

Shipping container devanning/unloading and i don't care what none of all you faggots say, none of you would last a day. Also i'm talking elite level's not agency work.

>>133862184
Buddy I work frac and we wear full FR suits with hardhats, respirators and shades with metatarsel boots all day everyday from 3:45 am to 7 pm working on engines covered in grease and sand with occasional acid clouds on site, carrying tools bigger than the size of your leg walking through frac water.

what you described is easy peezee lemon squeezy

>>133861337
>checked
neurosurgeon

>>133867681

/thread

yea i did it.

>>133861466
CNC Milling Machinist.

>>133867817
>>133867681
You complete moron

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>>133861584
Winner winner!!!!! Barfing up my dinner,,,

>>133867681
Did that for 6 years, was pretty easy desu, senpai. Try working as a civil servant for a couple of years, that's real work.

>>133867883
Elaborate bellend

>>133867603
Google takes very good care of their employees. They even have doctors on site. What’s the IQ requirement to be a miner?

>>133867950
haha for who not on the PoF you didn't and not manual labour devanning.

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>>133867817
>>133867681

>>133861337

Been an infantryman in the USMC, a CCT in the USAF attached to US Army SF and Navy SEALs, and a cop.

I will say the toughest was working two fulltime jobs while trying to raise a non-degenerate kid.

>>133867950
ever done a manual labour transhipment? don't think so

>>133861584

>>133867849

>>133867955
/pol/ uses poster ID. Everyone can see that the same person made those posts.

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>>133867681

>>133868267
your point? because i'm not samefagging

>>133868287
Fin

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>>133861337
Deep sea infrastructure maintanance

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>>133868343
>>133867817
>>133867681

>>133861337
creating startups and turning them into successful and big companies

takes either extreme luck, great prior fortune and connections or a shitton of hard and underpaid work

>>133868343
Do you have fucking brain damage? You made both
>>133867681
>>133867817

>>133868187
Yep did all that when I was working for Nunner. To be honest digging 6 foot trenches in frozen ground on a daily basis was considerably harder than any of that shit.

Investment Banking.

>>133867681
I used to unload containers from China and they wouldn’t use pallets so they could ship as much as possible. I used to unload the entire container and put the product on pallets and shrink wrap it. Those were simpler times.

>>133861337
>1337
posting on /pol/

>>133868447
>Never been inside a 20 tonne fully laden container that has to be unloaded by hand in the summer heat, stacked and wrapped with at least doing 4 a day.
>be ameriburger

>>133862184
>construction
>dress shoes
I think you mean work boots m8.

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>>133865575
Holy shit! Id be lost?!

>>133867421
>>133868472
H-hello?

OPs father. The position has never been filled.

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When you're talking about physical strain, anything that your body can't adapt to. You can build muscle to handle things like lifting and digging, but there are some jobs that just ruin your shit. Mining fucks up your back, wire wrapping fucks up your hands, shit like that.

When you're talking about what makes its workers the most miserable, any job that doesn't let you go home after your shift isn't fit for human life in this day and age. Let the crazier cunts do that shit.

>>133868472
yea replying to my own isn't the same as being a samefag, not like i'm shitting up the thread... i did it once.

>>133861709
Honestly this. I'm either given vague impossible tasks like "design the Internet of things for cell phones" or I just very slowly do busywork all day and contemplate suicide.

>>133868637
on the manly scale, your cushy job gets a 4/10 pal.

restaurant manager in a heavily black area is probably a terrible job

>>133868507
No, no you didn't... what did you tranship, manually? by hand?

>>133867857
Man that band was cool.

>>133868607
that was my life for 10 years, i've done it all from here to London.

I heard the ones on the oil platform

>>133868804
>Ameriburger
>1 day

>>133861337
Dealing with niggers.

It's a minefield of "don't be to passive or he will bix nood, don't be too assertive or he will bix nood, don't use big words or he will bix nood, don't treat him like a child or he will bix nood".

>>133868815
Cashier too. They're usually the cannon fodder for sheboon rampages.

>>133868897
Am I missing something here?

>>133861842
>cop in some nog-infested city like Baltimore
Try an actual top 10 dangerous job. You know, .like construction, fishing, lumber, etc.
Police have gats. They don't have to worry about a damn thing.

>>133862724
>only 200k
and I bet you only have a 10" dick, you fucking dicklet.

>>133868957
I'd love that shit, you'd feel like an astronaut and then get two weeks off

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>>133869070
>mfw going to become a police officer
I'm going to hate niggers more than ever. Except this time, I'll have a reason to be racist.

>>133867681
>manual labour is hard
Spotted the unfit fat cunt.
You wouldn't last 1 month on my strength training routine.
Manual labour jobs are not hard, they're mindless. Mentally demanding jobs like being a petroleum engineer are much harder and demanding. The stress levels cannot be compared. There's no risk or potential for failure in manual labour. Your fuck up isn't going to cost tons of money to the company. You can be replaced in 5 minutes by some 70 IQ retard that can't spell his name.

T. Worked a bunch of shitty manual labour jobs including working with brickies and various factories (pallets, wine, etc.) before getting a proper job.

>>133869204
I put fisherman in my post you autistic
And dangerous doesn't equal hard

>Worst job

Lumberjack and fisherman. I am, ofc, assuming nobody works in a quarry with pickaxes these days.

These should be followed by construction.

>>133869386
>Le college educated so important
>le weak minded strong bafoons!
yea yea sure thing charles, I think you're looking for the nerd table, not the manly table.

>>133861337
Worker of many shitty jobs here. The hardest I've had was working at a recycling plant. I had to cut decommissioned construction equipment into 2' x 2' pieces using a oxy-acetylene torch; during summer while wearing full leathers. I'd loose ~10lbs of water weight a day and have scars all over my hands from the sparks.

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>>133861435
Underrated

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>>133866663
Allow that? SWFL. Wharehouses, older with standing fans placed. 89-93 mostly sunny with afternoon showers
, mega humidity. Real temp feel is just over 100. If your car is in the sun all day its cooken your hor pockets

>>133865614
But it's necessary.

>>133864578
go with
>>133865575

>work at a charter school
>have to manually reimage laptops roughly once a year and run updates one machine at a time because no one can be fucked to make a WU server

Easy as fuck otherwise.

>>133863800
Or a technical computer-based job if you are a poo-in-loo.

>>133869386
haha i've worked with marines and soldiers who have said it's inhumane and how i could easily write off a 20 tonne load or more worth thousands (in fact i've seen it happen countless fuckin times) that's been on the high sea's and gone to shit in transit, unless i used the skill and experienced acquired to not let it do so.

I could fuck up for a laugh and get away with it, writing of 10's of thousands you mug.

>>133869642
>turning his shitty job and low iq into an ideology to make himself feel better
That's cute. You're a real hard man, no doubt.

>>133869642
Write an algorithm that converts an image with handwritten text to digital text. Too hard?

>>133869386
honestly fella come down to the port of felixstowe you'll go home crying after 5 minutes.

>physical labor job
probably telecom tower repairman or underwater welder. i'd say oil-rig worker but it's probably less dangerous than those two
>mental labor job
mathematician, physicist
>civil servant job
politician

>>133861842
>>>133869536
>fisherman

wat

There are way worse jobs. It's dangerous alright but they aren't shit. Just imagine the guys that clean chimneys from nuclear reactors (and die of horrible cancerous tumors at age 50)

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>>133867681
this

>8 hour day
>Unload three full containers with manual labor
>easily a 200-500 40kg packages

mfw

>>133861337
If youre talking about something hard then some of the engineering subfields are pretty high up. I heard signal engineering is hard as shit according to EEs

>>133861623
Robbing, raping, stealing and living off the taxpayers is not a job.
>being a black american
there are no black americans, just niggers

>>133869386
>Your fuck up isn't going to cost tons of money to the company.
Wrong.
>You can be replaced in 5 minutes by some 70 IQ retard that can't spell his name.
True, but they have to be willing to do the labor.

non-tenured postal worker

>>133870097
>telecom tower repairman
I've honestly been considering that. I fucking love heights.
Too bad one day without your coffee is probably enough to earn you a cartoon character's death.

>>133870234
8am to 11pm some day's transhipping 90kg packages, did i say i get paid by the hour?

mfw he's a wagecuck

Dish washer at busy restaurant.
Shelf stacker.

They're just so fucking mindless and low status you'll want to kys, oh well can say I did them in my younger days

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Walmart isn't that difficult. I've been there for over 11 years so I hope I'm at the point where the work seems routine.

>>133869516
>I put fisherman in my post you autistic
I didn't say you didn't, double autist.
>And dangerous doesn't equal hard
No, but dangerous jobs are correlated with hard

>>133870234
also container's range from a few hundred packages to thousands, show's how much you know.

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>>133868723
>When you're talking about what makes its workers the most miserable, any job that doesn't let you go home after your shift isn't fit for human life in this day and age.
Wait a minute, I thought this was a normal thing for white collar work.

I get to the office at 7AM, and even though I'm supposed to get out at 4, I don't think that's ever happened. Deadlines are so tight and there is so much in the pipeline that it would be an unforgivable sin to leave the office when we're supposed to. Usually I get out at around 8.

I typically do get overtime, but not always. At least I feel like I get paid enough for what I do.

>>133863800
>>133864448
>>133865765

Oh man, this hits right in the feels. We have poos subcontracted who work on our legacy back-ends for maritime equipment, which we need for clients who still have contracts with old systems. Trying to communicate with them is a complete time-sink. Think trying to explain high-level concepts of any sort to a 4-year-old. If an agent 'gets it' after explaining patiently 5 or 6 times, I consider that to be an achievement. Shit takes hours.

I don't think my company realises that they aren't saving much because of the man-hours put into training poos.

Teacher

>>133861337
NEET

>>133870614
>>133870417
Never said I knew anything, its a shitty job though

>>133869974
>HTXT toDigital(HTXT htxt)
Done.

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>>133861337


Goatherder. Must fight off horny muslims 24/7

>>133870793
Green texting as if it's an 8 hour shift, and yea of course it is.

>>133861337
It depends on your definition of hard. Physically hard? Mentally hard?

The hardest thing I ever did, all things considered, was being a soldier in the Army. From the danger, the physical demands, the toll it takes on your body, the time away from home. I can't imagine there's many professions out there that are harder.

>>133870848
That’s using someone else algorithm.

>>133861337
Being a cop in Detroit

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>>133869974
>mfw the nerds get triggered
no, more like, too easy.

>>133861337
Hamburger waitress

>>133870848
Actually that’s just a method signature.

>>133869844
>haha i've worked with marines and soldiers who have said it's inhumane and how i could easily write off a 20 tonne load or more worth thousands (in fact i've seen it happen countless fuckin times) that's been on the high sea's and gone to shit in transit, unless i used the skill and experienced acquired to not let it do so.
And who is primarily fucked by that? The labourer or the guy that owns the whole set up? Use your fucking brain. The stress levels and responsibilities of people owning and running the joint are leagues above that of labourers.

>>133864700
KYS brainlet

>>133861842
>or cop in some nog-infested city like Baltimore
Former cop here. It is actually more dangerous to be an LEO in a rural area than it is to be a cop in the hood. City LEOs have the advantage of getting near instant backup when shit goes south while rural area LEOs have to deal with Sovereign Citizen types who are more than willing to ambush and kill a cop because they know that the nearest backup 20+ minutes away.

>>133870934
>>133871067
I'm not going to write my IP on the internet. Get fucked.

shitposting

>>133870980
You mad?

>>133871141
I don't wholly disagree with you but when the labourers are paid a pittance in comparison and if they use there brain's and know it, it's quite stressful use your fucking brain... especially since the recession when that divide was made even bigger moron.

>>133861337

4chan mod

>constantly bullied by the community
>gets turbo autism for dealing with so many autismos online
>under surveillance of the FBI for being one of the leaders of the anime frog nazi terrorists
>do it all for free

>>133871283
The problem has already been solved so you don’t have to worry about you IP

Working for the democrats especially hillary or podesta

My dad was a saturation diver, sounded like hell. Exhausting long shifts underwater hauling/hammering oil pipelines together, often awful working hours (00am to 12pm for example), extremely cramped and isolated living spaces, stuck in said pressure regulated living space for a month at a time, dangerous work with regular brutal fatalities (including a few of his friends getting crushed by pipes or weights), no work consistency, constantly missing family events, regularly working in shitholes like Nigeria... Horrible work but generous pay.

As a plus saturation divers also get hired to do clearance diving on ships, so you have the mental trauma of pulling dead bodies around underwater.

>>133871247
This. I hate having to send my guys to do assignment in the rural areas of the State(especially Undercover). It could take us up to 25 minutes to respond even with our rotor wings. I do not allow Females in on the Task Force for that simple reason and the Colonel and most of the Senate Security Committee agree with me.

whatever you call someone who has to analyze all the writings videos etc that a mass shooter leaves behind. You'd probably have to have a pretty dark mind yourself to do that job

>>133868684
No, they specifically pointed out dress shoes. Like, shiny, pointy shoes.

Anyway to be fair being a Doctor or Nurse is the hardest shit.

>>133871629
You spelled sanitation wrong silly.

Working customer service desk in retail on Black Friday. You get the pleasure of dealing with the dumbest people of the general public for 8+ hours straight.

>>133870616
>Wait a minute, I thought this was a normal thing for white collar work.
For Asians, it is. The sad thing about the whole "culture of responsibility" thing is that economic elites abuse it to manipulate people into being their fucking termites.
You speak English. You should come here.

>>133861337
>What is the hardest job out there?


Being a MAN

Being a NEET

>>133861337
President of the United States.
Largest economy.
Largest Military.
Many of your predecessors were murdered or attempted.
Shortest timeframe to get good at it and make an impact.
Hands down. No question.

>>133872029

Nothing to so with sanitation ? Saturation because the air is mixed with helium and other shit because oxygen becomes toxic at those pressures.

>>133862184
Tfw I do this anyway at my job even if it's not enforced at all because I'm autistic

>>133872412
>hey newfriend

>>133870616
Oh, speaking of poos. During my undergrad years, I supported myself by teaching English to recent immigrants. They were mostly poos. I think being an English teacher is somewhat underrated in how difficult and draining it can be.

We used the term 'human tape-recorder'. It was basically following the same set curriculum for 40-minute lessons 6 or 7 times per day, every day. The 'students' either weren't paying attention or it wasn't within their mental capacity to even learn. Then there was dealing with cross superiors and co-workers, and the menial pay.

Teaching those classes was one of the things that originally redpilled me.

>>133872059
I've vacationed to Miami, FL once, and it's nice, although it felt like a 3rd-world country at (most) times.
But I doubt I could make roughly US$320k per year in Burgerland with my skillset. I already have close to $1m saved due to living like a monk, and I intend to retire in NZ or something before I'm 40. For that perk, I'm willing to work my arse off for a decade or two.

>>133867036
If by dark you mean light level then you're right underground mining at least. These days it's a pretty safe same job though

>>133871841
Saddest part is there are people who fucking do that for free

>>133862370
>Single mom can just drop her kid off at the local police station, and walk away
You know you can quit other jobs too?

>>133871427
4chan mods are mostly lefty infiltrators now and they get paid pretty well for it by shareblue

>>133872817
>$320k per year
Oh, no shit then.
You're probably in the top 1% of office jockeys. That's grad school graduate levels of money.
Definitely not "normal" in white collar work over here.

>>133862422
Yeah. Toodles.

>>133861337
Soldier. In a real shooting war. With you and your men trying to survive and accomplish the mission.

Nothing else even comes close.

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In Brazil, there's something called "bóia-fria", which is a strong candidate.

Those guys can be spotted in the back of trucks at dawn, while everything is still dark, going to work all day long under the scorching sun. Their function is to cut canes with long ass machetes.

They wear long clothes and gloves that boil them inside, with a hat protecting their eyes from sun light. Their boots are supposed to protect them from snake bites, as these animals are common in the work place. They have pitiful salaries and, most likely, are addicted to alcohol to keep going, the bar being right by the fields so they spend all money there. It's not uncommon to find slaves among them.

The bóia-frias may enter a trance while working, from the repetitive cutting movements and heat fucking up their heads, so it's not unheard of two of them ending up meeting in the middle of the fields and killing one another or severely crippling limbs.

>>133861337
Discussion of jobs goes on /biz/. This is not related to politics.

>>133869974
>right click
>Open with
>Notepad

>>133861337
politicans
Researching new ways, how to get money and how to feed your friends to be oligarchs.
Decide who's balls you need to lick for shakels.
Fuck up everything constantly what you touch.
Shitpost 24/8 allday everyday.
Find excuses 24/8 why you suck.

>>133861337
Criminal Psychologist in Chicago's west and south sides.

I am one. Ask me anything before I get shitfaced after working the past 28 hours.

>>133875119
What exactly do you do?

>>133874117
Yep, I got my master's in marine engineering, and since then I've been making US$100 per hour consistently. In addition, I get even more in overtime, and generous bonuses over the holidays.

The job itself is shit though, and I'd quit or transfer myself if it were any less. I'm doing the work of about 4 or 5 people. Managing 19 programmers, keeping the brass and clients happy, project management, management of subcontractors, and some dollops of programming myself. I haven't had a vacation or time off outside of holidays or sick days in 2 years.

>>133870130
do you know how nuclear power plants work?

>>133867694
come up to canada where we do all that except in -30 Celsius.

>>133875378
I am an outsource for the Chicago PD and other investigative units because the city is so broke and have no money to fund their own groups.

PhDs like myself go into interview members of gangs, cartel, wanna-be gangs and family members before and after a crime has been filed or goes under investigation as a form of documentation and capturing of the psychological in the crime ridden parts of the city.

So it's not asking "WHO DID IT, TELL ME EVERYTHING OR WE WILL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS!!"
It's asking, why, when and what on feelings,emotions, dialect and all other sorts of perspectives and emotions.

It's basically asking criminals, why they did what they did only to come to the same answers, they don't know and it stems from their education level, their environment and their socioeconomic level and finding the patterns.

Long and short of it all, Chicago is fucking FUCKED in 5-8 years with our forecasts.
Think LA in 1992 level riots.

>>133861445
>Dear Mama

BASED

>>133874117
>>133872059

Oh, and I should mention that the US absolutely hates educated, skilled, hard-working people such as myself immigrating into the country.

It's practically a meme here how hard it is to get a green card in the US as a Singaporean, even with employer endorsements. It's just gotten worse under Trump.

NOT SUCKING JEWISH DICK

Making your own company.

My hardest job was applying and removing titty pasties in a burlesque house.

>>133861445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hitc8haEu_g

>>133876067
That is really interesting mate. And I thought I had it bad... I'd kill myself if I had to work with nogs all day.

Have any memorable stories you could share.

>>133876067
PS are you white?

>>133875119
>>133876067
You must have seen some shit. Where I live we have moors at most, and small communities at that.

Considering we don't have right to self defense, I can't even fathom how fucked we would be in Europe if we had a fraction of the niggers most american cities have.

>>133867036
There really aren't that many pick-axe mines anymore. Most use automated cutters to slice sheets of coal.

shitposting for (you)s. No love in this job and no compensation, long hours.

>>133870479
JUST

>>133876371
Running one's own business is the ultimate redpill I feel. You aren't depending on anybody, and success is all about how hard you work and how much you learn from your mistakes.

Running your own company is beating (((them))) at their own game.

Electrical lineman. I'd say this is up there. 800hrs overtime a yr. Have to wear rubber gloves in high heat and extreme cold all the while working on high voltages.

>>133876308
I think that's less the government hating educated and skilled people than it is the sheer volume of migrants we get.
Immigrants like you are nothing but a net gain for our country, but...can't let the competitive white collar worker in at the expense of some affluent Ding Dong family's prized little bastard buying his way into a uni seat.

>>133876675
I am white haha, 3rd generation Polish-German american but not Eurotrash type, very common in Chicago. Went this route 5 years ago to try to keep my city for the next generation but that was false hope and a dying dream.


I have indeed seen some shit, I've always debated posting up some write ups or green posts in the Chicago Police General but don't want to leak anything out that can get me in trouble.

It is really quite frustrating due to our goal that has basically been placed on our shoulders- that is, out of apathy from all the other departments in the situation at hand, mainly due to the Ferguson effect and notorious other cases.

It's frustrating due to the people and being on the front line and hearing their stories, their language and their own experiences that nobody gives a single shit to get out of.

It's disgusting because you see the realities of the Race - Culture - Wealth factor in reality.
How incredibly selfish and tribal these people are, even among their own city block.

We see the same people 6-10 times a month and nothing changes, we see kids "grow up" and are at a level we can predictions with 89% accuracy and correlation rate:
>who is going to be a gang member
>how far up the gang are they going to become
>survival rating and age where they go full criminal
>how many times in jail
>how many pass through of the halfway programs
>what level they are going to be a menace to their environment vs moving around or getting killed

The pay is incredible with Trump's admin now giving grants and funds to groups like mine instead of giving it to the corrupt PDs

>>133867694
Lmao sucks for you. Christ I'm glad im don't have a shitty job like that

>>133872817
>I've vacationed to Miami, FL once, and it's nice, although it felt like a 3rd-world country at (most) times.
That is because Miami is populated 100% by Third World immigrants from Haiti and Latin America (not memeing). Miami Beach is ok for a weekend, but it by no stretch and American city.
t. Floridian

>>133861337
Iron Workers look like they got it pretty fucking tough.

Can't say I've ever seen one that looked bitchmade, either.

>>133878591
*buy it is by no stretch an American city
Sorry for being a phoneposting fagot

small-scale farmer and farmworker

>>133866229
This

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>>133867694

Chief I work on an Alaskan crab fishing vessel and we don't even get to wear clothes. I work every day from 1 a.m. to 9 p.m. working on fishing nets covered in sharks and lampreys with the occasional crab that I have to retrieve from the icy water by hand, carrying tools bigger than your torso walking through eel piss

what you described is how I spend my hour of leisure time per month

>>133878591
Yeah. I honestly don't get why you'd go to the opposite end of the country from where you're flying in just to visit one of the shittiest Atlantic cities.
He should've hit up Seattle.

>>133878954
bruv I work on a mongolian horse milking yurt and we get lashings every day working from 2 Am to AM, carrying horse dicks bigger than my body walking through horse jizz

what you described is how I spend my minute of leisure time per decade

>>133879196
I had to clean my room one time.

>>133871879
Was your boss autistic? because he sounds like one

>>133872530
>not wearing the suit you inherited from your grandfather while on the job

>>133877313
Is teaching English in your late 20s and early 30s a career killer?

I got a worthless BA degree (political science, but graduated with honors), and a TEFL cert a few years ago, but haven't done anything with them yet. My plan was just to teach English for a year or two then return to the US and begin a real career or go to law school. That wasn't enough of a plan to motivate me to do anything(don't really want to live and work overseas, and getting into a decent law school seems like an impossible task), so I've basically just been wasting my life since 2011.

I recently got laid off from my dead end job in hospitality (job was contracted out), and have gone to several interviews, but no job offers (couldn't even get an unpaid internship).

Can teaching English open some doors? I've mostly heard it'll get you branded a loser.

>>133878954
Son I work in a taiwanese-run mine near tunisia. We wear barbed wire and work from 12am to 12pm, working in the fucking dark with nothing but the uncanny echolocation skills of prepubescent young asian men to guide us, carrying tools larger than cars walking through hot lava.

what you described was offered on a holiday package last year

>>133878038
You studied criminology I assume?
Whilst Trump has been treating your field right, he has indirectly given me a raise as well. I am an ecological urban manager / planologist. With all of the yadda yadda going on lately libtards have been pushing my sector more to create better sustaining cities in Europe.

I was in negotiation to get a green card, necessary academic worker. So I have been fucked out of that one, but I enjoy what I do.

If I had the possibility to go through university again I would pick up history - criminology, not for the job but the understanding of society as a whole.

>>133882152
Political science?
Seems like you have to be creative, you could try journalism in Europe. They want to be spoonfed about American politics with Trump at the moment.
You'd have to deal with a general society of libtards, but a nice experience abroad and a resume builder.

>>133883147
Yeah, just how am I supposed to get a journalism job with no journalism experience?

>>133871629

thats crazy man, don't they have to worry about Delta P as well?

>>133882686
Studied couple different forms of psychology that has brought me into the world of criminal psyche when I got contracted even though I didn't study.

IMO, Don't bother with criminology, it is pretty much really high end studying human patterns that you can learn from books you can get a the book store.
CSI shows have done nothing but brought fucking idiots and people that are interested in the title and not anything deeper.

>>133883290
It's what most bullshit degree graduates do today.
When you've just graduated you can wiggle some into semi-related jobs as a starter. My example is definitely an option. Now that you're older you're somewhat fucked. Best bet is to network and find something you can use your study for, albeit it not being something you have studied for. Teaching English would be a waste as anyone with a bachelor can do that. You graduated with honours, go out and look at things like my example and don't hide behind the "no experience" excuse. Just sending out a resume never hurts, bullshit your way in.

>>133861842
Fisherman here, done work at 2 on way back to harbour, have about 16 grand worth of crab on board. Pay two deck hand 250 for the day. Not a hard job.

Sucking dick. Both literally and physically

>>133882152
It depends on what you want your career to be. The fun thing about teaching is that you can get creative, automate it to a large degree and do things on the side to further boost your income. Like journalism - start a blog or something that offers something of value and things may just snowball for you.

>>133884155
Yeah psychology is a bit much of a stretch for me. As for the books part, same can be said for history. Although, with my current study I feel like I've never properly learned to write scriptions and do good research.

That said, I feel like I have found my dream job. Easy and fun job with my work being immediately visible in physical form. Dealing with destination plans and budget and acting like the middlemen for different parties can be a bother at most.

The guy who has to confirm ICBM's launch.
just imagine the weight of regret, sorrow and responsibilities
>be in a nuclear submarine, ready to fire missiles anytime
>receive a message
>decode the message
>it tells you to send the missile on Moscow
>you verify it's origin
>it indeed comes from the POTUS
>your blood starts rushing
>you get sweaty
>you ring the alarm
>you are ready to turn the key
>just as you turn it, everything goes silent
>you just realised you ended the lives of tenths of millions of innocent people
>you cn't even comprehend what a million represents
>you just stare at the screens, displaying the moster you just unleashed
>you wish it wasn't you who did it
>you just want the missile to come back
>you start wondering why people are even fighting
>it's too late
>you are the killer
>you can never go back

I have done lots of shit in my life, but this, this I just couldn't do.

>>133861337
Straight white man.

>>133883808

Not so much since they dive in teams and have a dive supervisor on com's the whole time. Most frequent deaths quick from being crushed under large metal objects.

>low visibility due to stormy conditions/night shift
>ship on surface lowering huge pipe on winch
>divers on sea floor ready to position and secure pipe
>big waves
>deep trough before larger-than-average wave causes ship to dip down lower than usual
>pipe below drops down quickly and crushes diver

Air supply/hot water umbilicals getting severed in similar situations also happens sometimes, so you drown or die from hypothermia. Or umbilicals getting caught in the ship's thrusters and reeling in divers before blending them - pretty uncommon but it does happen in stormy weather where the ship is moving around a lot and having to use a lot of thrusters to maintain position. Also if the ship sinks the divers are stuck onboard because decompression would kill them so recently when a diving vessel sunk the divers were given paper, pens and watertight zip bags through the airlock to write notes to their families and then left on board to sink. Shitty job man.

>>133885283

Us nuclear force is retaliation only. I would turn the key without a second thought and sleep fine at night if told to do so.

>T. 2M0xx

>>133870097
>physicist
average physicist's job is 90% conferences, talks, meetings, reviewing papers and having PhD students do the real work for you
unless you are one-in-a-billion extremely creative and talented theoretician it's a pretty chill job

>>133882152
>Is teaching English in your late 20s and early 30s a career killer?
Not really, but it really shouldn't be a long term thing unless you're freelancing or working as a non-adjunct at a university.

Otherwise the big-box schools are there if you need decent money right away, but they aren't a viable long-term career option.

Even if you think it might hurt future career choices, you don't have to include it in your resumé.

>>133884638
>automate it to a large degree
How exactly do you do this as a teacher? Obviously grading can be done through Excel, but I don't really understand.

>>133884155
>books you can get a the book store.
Any particular recommendations?

farmer is hardest job besides meme warrior

camping the youtube comment section too

nazi is probably hardest of all when it comes down to it.

>>133886162
>you don't have to include it in your resumé.

But I dont have anything else that's good either.

What are you doing now?

>>133861337
Being the president of some shithole country like the US, probably.

You might sit in a cozy mansion/palace with a small army to protect you, but you carry those millions of civilian deaths on your conscience to your grave. There's no tapping out at 3am either, that shit is on you.

>>133861337
Special agents.

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mfw literally next to no one in this thread thinks a doctor who has to make life and death decision's isn't the hardest job going, shit should be unanimous.

>>133862184
i worked in an electrical room pulling wire it was like a 100 degrees and i was pulling like 130 meters and it was a fucking hard pull was getting dizzy and almost threw up after but taking a break is for women and minorities

>>133864865
fuck if i know

>>133888947
your a faggot & underage.

>>133861337
Human resources is bland and boring therefore the hardest job

>>133889331
>Human Resources
>think's he's redpilled

>>133861466
so President of the United States?

>>133887886
>>133889244
>>133889449

You have to be 18 plus to be here sweety.

>>133889784
no shit me' darlin

>>133885868
No you wouldn't.
Killing one person already requires you to be pretty fucked mentally or that you feel so much in danger that your sense of survival takes over your sense of morals, but the scariest thing about firing an ICBM, is that you don't directly get ot understand the damage you caused, when you turn that key, it you go quick enough, you won't double ask, but in the long run, it will come back and haunt you untily ou die.

>>133861337
Easiest: Being a nigger/chimp

>>133889852
>shit
Now now little boy don't go swearing you won't want your mother to see that now would you?

>>133889244
im fucking 21 ahmed

>>133890079
>potato stereotype personified

>>133890286
i'll give you that then but you're definitely a faggot, come back in 10 years.

>>133890361
>potato
Ah talking about food, did you eat healthy today champ? I hope you did'nt have too many gumy worms the tall kids will call you tubby again.

>>133890452
Now now play nice with the big boys they were kind enough to let you into thier clubhouse.

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>>133879196
you guys alright, dont come to /pol/ tomarrow

>>133890567
>claim's to be Irish
>concerned about health

fucking imposter

desu though I've ate kinda well and I hope you have too, same for everybody.

thank's for letting me in your secret club, it's fun while I wait for tendies.

Making a YouTube channel where you rate music. I Just started it. It's tough work. Putting my life on the line for the American people.

>>133891129
>concerned about health
My grandmother was recently put into a home and my mother has back promblems I worry about everyone's health, I guess I got it from my father as he became a gardai but was killed when I was 7 (thanks EU roads) so I don't know.

That being said the most dangerous job from my experience would be unarmed police like in the uk and ireland whilst being surrounded with no way to defend themselves.

>>133861337
Hosting the O'Riely factor.

>>133862422
Wait...HVAC with no air conditioning?

That's like being a plumber with no toilet.

>>133867036
Mining is nothing like that now though. You might get handed a shovel if you're the new guy to clean up spillage from the machines, but it's not really that dangerous anymore, at least in the US.

>>133891794
Maybe anon maybe but perhaps you just have a big heart? sound's like it if you're concerned for other people's health... anyhow for what it's worth sorry about your father, I don't know... but it must surely suck.

>>133892364
Thank you for your kind words anon.

BTW your tendies have burnt during are talk so I hope you like popcron chicken.

>>133873375
Yeah, but isn't it as stupid as you to voluntarily accept a job which is not a job? Reproducing and caring for your offspring is not a job. And men can't just walk away from the responsibility of paying for a kid like a woman can. Women have children because they LIKE having children. Believe it or not. But, all they do is bitch and moan that they don't get enough of other people's money to pay for a kid. Do you think that doing your laundry, taking a shower, doing your food shopping and cleaning your house should all be paid jobs? GTFO, you stupid fuck.

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>>133892728
>popcron chicken

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Oh you Brainlets

>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

I'm 24 and already got two raises, at 360k atm

>>133893033
Im sorry anon would you like toast with bacon and scrabmled eggs instead?

>>133893126
You sound like a 15 year old

retail

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>>133872871
bruh, bruh, bruh.

>>133893720
hownew.ru?

>>133867521
OP asked what the hardest job is, not hardest to get. Any of those numale cucks at google would die of exhaustion during their first day of mining.

Database Administrator

>>133893126
>24
>math PhD
>whatever you say retard

>>133861337

tiger sperm collector.

>>133861337
Port o potty shit sucker

19th century coal miner

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>>133893667
it's ok anon thanks... i'll survive, i'm used to popcron chicken

>>133861337
Food service.

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>>133861337
It's obvious.

>tfw alarm clock in 6 hours

how do i escape this white collar hell

>>133894619
Whats your current sistuation:
House or aparment?
Married?
Money in the bank?
Job portfolio?

>>133895036
apartment, owned
not married
35k+ euros liquidity
marketing, project management, international experience.

>tfw i want a farmhouse with 10 goats and a wood workshop.

Working at lidl, trust me. They have cameras in the toilets and the boss shits on you if you just do 1 second nothing

>>133895495
>apartment
Get room mates they can help with the bills, cleaning up and will help when life becomes stressfull, it will be rough at first but once you get a rhythm going the pay off will help.

>not married
That for the best now don,t rush just enjoy dating and getting hookups until you feel comfortable.

>35k+ euros liquidity
If theres any credit unions you can join do it, there safer and allow for greater flexablity.

>marketing, project management, international experience.
Good job thats all around and gives you alot of options I would focus more on making contacts and getting connections and learn new trades tech is always good, point is find more things you want to learn.

>tfw i want a farmhouse with 10 goats and a wood workshop.
Would you belive i wanted to be a gardai but ended up an undertaker.

>>133876645
Redpilled AF

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>>133861337
i do insulation and chemical sprays

it sucks pretty bad

>>133876645
thanks anon