Appropriation

>>133859217
What the fuck is this graph trying to tell me?

>>133859217
Wagwan, innit yute?

>>133859217
>English
We speak American.

>>133859217
> When liberal arts majors try to science

Name your axis, you fucking retard.

>>133859308
He's mad that due to our political and cultural dominance American English is overtaking British English as the main form of the language worldwide

>>133859308
As each year passes more books use American spellings as opposed to English spellings.

>>133859399
This is also unacceptable, "wagwan" fuck off Jamaica.

>>133859217
Maybe next time you won't fuck up your empire, you incomprehensible dolts.

>>133859217
Fuck your British english. Until you get people to stop "Th" fronting I won't process any opinions you have.

Also I'm glad because you all have stupid words for things. Like a toaster is probably called a toastytwadler.

>>133859479
This isn't my graph, his came from The Guardian.

>>133859489
Yeah you're abusing your power to try and shaft England. Next you'll claim Issac Newton was an American or something.

>>133859687
The Roman Empire spoke Latin, is speaking Latin wrong acceptable in society?

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>>133859217
Aluminum

>>133859975
Not American. Just a pansy faggot. He ran around like a little trans boy yelling "graaaaahviteh".

>>133860092
>Al-ew-min-ee-um

>>133859953
>If enough people spelling things wrong for a long enough amount of time it's acceptable.

Please correct or stop using our language.

>>133860092
9/11 didn't happen.

>>133860200
Aloo min uhm

>>133860277
You sound trans.

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>>133859217
Get fucked dad.
Beaners tell me Spaniards talk loke faggots too. Pretty sure Europe is just culturally gay as fuck whrn compared to McFeedomstand

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>>133860277
>9/11 didn't happen.
I know, it's only July, OP.

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>>133860277

Your dumbass spelling of words came from the Normans after they conquered you you faggot, we just put the language back the way it was. Aluminum was the original desired spelling by the founder of the element.

>>133859217
>Either speak English as we define it or don't at all
Fuck off, Britcuck. Learn how to speak American

>>133859217
but, we DO speak English as it was.
Your dialect is younger than ours. Ours is how English was spoken in the 17th/18th century.

Brits are the ones who got so butthurt they went and "redefined" it to be special snowflakes. The funny thing is their revision ended up being stupid as fuck. They just added in more silent letters (which foreigners hate) and took up a pompous accent which is harder to understand.

Thats why American English is more widespread, The new UK dialect would never have spread so successfully. You can thank us for making English the global language, it wouldnt have happened the same with the Nu-English that you fags speak.

>>133860705
What's the language called faggot?

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>>133859217
>those tongues
I cannot explain this erection.

>>133860790

Not norman, which is where the fucking "ou" spelling bullshit came from. Also it was originally a germanic language that has been altered time and time again, get over it.

>>133859217
At least they are speaking English instead of some other shitty language. Saged.

>>133860781
>>133860910
We updated our language, please kindly update. Legacy versions are now obsolete. Forking our language is acceptable but calling it "English" is plagiarism.

>>133860934
>being this gay
>id

>>133860934
Would you like a spine with that?

>>133859975
It's a dead tongue, used mostly in universities and morale patches, so you're welcome to speak it however you like.

Besides, your nation has cucked itself to the point all your historical landmarks are being bulldozed by Saudis for new luxury condos, your toilet cleaners are Poles, and your violent criminals are Pakis. Having to use US spellings when you work on your computers fits rather well, don't you think?

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Now you understand our problem with latin american spanish.

>>133861152
Am I? Give me an example at a national level where it is acceptable to speak Latin wrong but still be considered correct by the majority of that nation?

It does work well on computers because there are less characters to type but it would still work just as well. I think our language should work like computer programming, if you do not spelling things as we do it should be a syntactical error and you should be put to death.

>>133861059

Ours is more updated, cause we are newer and also better now, enjoy.

>>133861556
You are a fork of the British project but the majority of the source culture/language is still the same. Plagiarism!

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>>133861059
>Forking our language is acceptable but calling it "English" is plagiarism.
Fine, we'll change it in the name of diplomacy.
How's NotflamingEnglishdungeonsanddragonsfaggotryish work for you? If you're upset that English is still in there, we can just call it Notfaggotish.

Feel free to speak English however you want but please keep it contained to your part of the world. International English should not be corrupted.

>>133859217
pls bong, go away

>>133861518
>Give me an example at a national level where it is acceptable to speak Latin wrong but still be considered correct by the majority of that nation?
First of all, that's a statement, not a question. You might want to mind your grammar if you're going to rant about spelling, lad.
Second, it doesn't exist: like I said, Latin is a dead tongue, so the majority of any nation on the planet doesn't speak Latin or even care about it. Trying to compare your first world problem to a dead tongue is an extremely poor choice of argument.
Third, "if you do not spelling things as we do" is a syntax error. Put yourself to death.

>>133861926
This is fine, now change the core structure of the language to not resemble English.

>>133862086
No! this is a serious issue, if it was the other way around Americans would chimp out.

>>133862127
You first, I promise I will after.

>>133861715

>the rabid flailing of a falling empire

Actually UK English has changed a lot and we retained some of the original things.

>>133859217
>Not having an international organization to unify spelling across all speakers of your language.

It's your own fault.

>>133859217

your language is already a mongrel

>>133859217
YOU JUST GOT KNOWCKED THE FUCK OUT

>>133859217
Shouldn't have given up your empire if you wanted to control the world's speech

Why do Americans always defend their bullshit? No matter how bullshit it is, if it's American it is "right"?

No Americans are ever like "You are right, we should fix this". Always full on patriotism no matter what. Zealot behaviour at its finest.

>>133859217
>a brit telling an american what to do.
this is why we hate you.

>>133859308
What animal would be a superior choice for cunnilingus.

>>133862466
Climate change will solve all our problems.

>(((cheque)))
>(((((colour)))))))
>(((((((((LORRY))))))))))

American English is objectively superior.

>>133862561
>Americans purposely destroying and putting down Britain.
this is why we hate you. Please stop slighting us every chance you get.

>>133862502

Cause you will be speaking paki soon and there are about 300mil of us speaking it this way.

>>133862703
probably shouldn't have treid to kill us all.

>>133862703
No

>>133859217
I spell the color grey not gray if that makes you feel better bong

>>133862720
You could make the government start teaching our English in schools? Like how the metric system is replacing imperial.

inb4 nu 'merica! 'merica! USA USA tell y'all what do bong dun *bang* hwat!?

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>>133862191
Except my syntax is impeccable. I'm sorry I use your language better than you. You can always try a review session. :^)

>>133862857
ITS COLOUR U DIKED BIN THAT SPELLING M8

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>>133859217
>>133859526
>>133859975
Why are you people falling for it!?

You what to do look! Look at your options!

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>>133862150
>This is fine, now change the core structure of the language to not resemble English.

Right. We won't hold out a limp wrist and twitter like a girl.when we laugh, so the core of the King's English should be preserved.

The problem has been resolved.

If you don't see any changes soon, try turning your country off and on again.

Have a nice day.

/Thread

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>>133862964
>You what to do look!

Imagine being cucked out of your own goddamn language.
How pathetic

>>133862605
/thread

>>133862890
There is literally nothing wrong with our spellings you limey faggot. Also, you still measure weight in fucking stone, so don't you dare bring up imperial vs metric horse shit

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>>133863125
Implying ima not gona be here to troll the troll. :) But come on at least use your opitons field so he doesn't take up the entire front page of the board :/

>>133862953
Americans always trying to seem superior to everyone.

inb4 we are, FUCK OFF

>>133863039
You're still writing your replies in our language, could you kindly stop.

>>133863168
Swizzwazziland why? That's how I say it now by the way, you can't stop me this is my regional dialect so its fine.

>>133863250
Metric system is slowly replacing everything prove me wrong.

And you are right, nothing wrong, just don't spread it outside of the US. Or at least with TV/Movies include a warning at the beginning

"THIS IS NOT VALID ENGLISH"

>>133863395
why are you still in the EU you shitbong? are you too busy masturbating to pakis gangraping your little girls?

>>133863550
You seem upset Swizzwazzi :(

>>133862890

We could if we wanted to, but why? Cause a few freedom hating retards want it? Give up more of your rights, beg for the government to enslave you and then expect us to follow you to hell? No thanks.

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>>133863626
ok sweetie

>>133861518
>Where is it acceptable to speak Latin wrong.
Everywhere, probably.

As the shart pointed out, Latin is a dead tongue.

The issue there being that we have NO way of knowing that we actually have the correct pronunciation of latin characters.

We're mostly just guessing by working back from the romance languages which, coincidentally, originated partially from being INCORRECT WAYS OF SPEAKING LATIN, due primarily to the influence of the original local language of each region.

If we want to go down that route, than we are all currently speaking an incorrect regional dialogue of Latin, and that is perfectly acceptable.

Stop bringing shame on our empire by being such a colossal fucking faggot.

>>133863718
Because symbolically burning English flags with how you spell is why. But then again Americans don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. When they visit our human rights shouldn't apply to them.

>>133862964
...because teanbiscuitanons make the most entertaining baiters and these threads are great.

>>133863736
>sweetie

fag

>>133863302
I was expressing admiration: out-ESLing the Englishman who starts a thread to cry about American spelling and proceeds to ESL throughout his tirade. Well done.

>>133863395
Well, your defense strategy is "hold out until the French and Americans can save us", so you're also inferior to the French.

>>133864425
Like I say if you don't respect our language just stop using it and shit on someone else.

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>>133864636
There's this thing called "past tense".

>>133864826
You're still speaking it? Learn Spanish or something.

>>133864826
Sorry I mean learn "American-Spanish" it's like Spanish except a couple of words are fucked. But it is American so it's fine no matter what you do.

>>133864826
Even better, you should start using "American-Math" where it's in base 11 and the new number is called fliggorth.

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>>133864955
>>133865077
>>133865244
Numbers confirm you're double-butthurt.

>>133864955
>>133865077
>>133865244
>>133865733
holy shit czeched

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>America appropriating British culture

HAHAHHAHAHA

>>133865733
The numbers mean I am right! 4th Doubles is always wrong.

>>133865853
You ruined it.

>>133865894
Blacks / Mexicans ain't Americans, I'm talking about English-Americans, then normally just identify as "American" because they always appropriate us so much.

>>133866020
fuck off ahmed, youre one butthurt kebab

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>>133859217

>>133866078
No, I have every right to be butthurt.

>>133866136
Fuck off Sanchez.

>>133866148
Is Mohammed plowing your wife? Or are you Mohammed, and Nigel Farage personally plowed you?

>>133864955
>>133865077
>>133865244
See my reply to you.

You don't want the yanks speaking a broken regional form of English?

Then stop speaking a broken regional form of Latin.

>>133866078
To be fair, most bongposters are not Ahmeds.

Just this one.

Why should Americans care at all what some British cuck thinks?

Americans are building AI, planning Mars missions, and implementing electric cars nationwide, while Britain can't even elect a decent President or go a week without a terrorist attack.

>>133859217

You lost the race war. You lost the cultural war. You lost the factual war. You lost the safety war. You lost the freedom war. You lost your war against women. You're losing your war against sandniggers. Who wants to read a book about losers?

>>133866357
Yeah but do we call it English-Latin or just Latin? No they should fuck off.

>>133866440
small dick detected, "Americans are building" what have you done? Get off Americas shoulders.

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>>133859526
English [Simplified] is superior.

It's as simple as that.

>>133863626
>protecting this hard
You're upset we made the English language better than it was

>>133859217
Dont be a mad , my englishman friend. We dont all know the english like (you)

>>133866457
Pay your debt.

>>133866440
This

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>>133859217
>No labeled Y axis

>>133866440
Don't be mean to Dad!

>>133866613
WHEN FUCKING VIDEO GAMES SAY ENGLISH BUT THE FUCKING FLAG IS AMERICAN. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>133866618
>>133866658
Fuck off, i don't give a shit how good you think your country is.

>>133860781
Sounds like copy pasta from a few years ago, and was proven false. Get fucked yanky

>>133866623

Don't make us come throw more of your tea in the fucking ocean.

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>>133866234

Bite me, faggot. You and your failed empire deserve nothing but ridicule at this point, and your impotent raging at the cold hard truths of reality will only exacerbate that.

Americans are the protagonists of planet Earth. Deal with it.

>>133866571
The fact that it is no longer possible for a native English speaker to understand Latin without prior education shows that English has evolved to the point of being a separate language.

That it is still possible for us to understand and communicate with the yanks without needing prior education to do so shows that they don't speak another language, but merely a dialect of english.

This is much the same as the difference between an Englishman and a Scot, or even a cockney and a scouser.

When it's no longer possible to communicate with Americans by speaking English, you might have a case for renaming their tongue, but until than you're speaking out your arse.

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>>133866796
>when Brits think they're the reason Europe uses English as a Lingua Franca

>>133866952
why is britain drawn as le 56% man

I speak English in a way that nobody that understands English could possibly misunderstand me. Most brits flat-out don't. They think they're cute with their gross accents and women. You guys know the letter "h" exists right?

>>133866944
Do it faggot. 1 v 1 me, don't hide behind your country like a pussy. Spoilers Americans love doing this.

>>133866952
El English, not Espanol Amigo???

>>133867030
I literally do not care.

>>133859217
if it makes you feel better, in lithuania we learn british english
so words like
colour not color
parents said like pear-ants
ground floor, not first floor
lift etc.

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>>133867223
>I literally do not care.
If you didn't care, you wouldn't have bother to reply.

>>133867293
I like you

>>133867334
ok then, ID noted, no more replies for you

>>133867426
I'm far too charming for you to ignore.

>>133859217
Did you know the M2 Bradley has aluminum armor?

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>>133867223
I am as much a Hispanic as you are not a delusional, butthurt imbecile. That is to say, not at all.

But hey, don't let me stop you from digging yourself deeper and deeper into a hole of your own shitty, misguided rage. Have another (You).

>>133859217
Same here britbro, latinamericans have ruined the wellsounding spanish castillian accent, specially chileans

Brits use different intonation and more witty grammar in books, that's what i notice.
Vocabulary is another and more thin layer.

>>133867749
Stop it you!

>>133867967
eres retrasado!

>>133867987
You know this feel then, how do we stop this shit?

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>>133866952
>56%

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>>133860092
Pyoo mah

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>>133867030
Given that English is one of the two official languages of the EU, I think we can take it for granted. They're also the reason English is spoken in your sad brown country, Jamal.

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>>133867072
American butthurt.

>>133868594

>not carrying a gun around nogs

>>133867987
>this

>>133868771
literally one google search proves you wrong. Wikipedia cites the Census bureau which proves that there were only about 390,000 BMWF marriages in the US, compared to 50,000,000 WMWF marriages. Frig off, cuck shill.

>>133869333
>Using Wikipedia as a source

Books are for faggots.

I take this opportunity to point out that while British/Irish/colonial places books get translated into American for US publication, the reverse is not true. Hence the double-whammy for Yankglish figures.

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>>133861384
Ill be in the cold fucking ground before i mention vosotros without a sufficiently mocking tone

>>133860934
>Gay fK EM

>>133859217
>COLONIZED

>>133869791
this is true, I buy a lot of books on US politics, all American spellings.

Yet Harry Potter in the US is all in Yank English, simplifying a lot of terms.

>>133870987
What are you implying?