Brit/pol/ - Start Drinking Ale edition

>>133855859
But it's so fattening.

Steerpikes peachy arse

I rub talc into his rosey bum cheeks and give them a little slap

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>>133855966
cut your calories down fatty

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Nth for cumming on Doctor Who's face and tits

>>133855859
Fuck bongs

Uhm if you're a m*n you're literally worthless and aren't allowed to complain about anything sweetie :^)

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Nth for Kanna

>>133856008
That's why I don't drink a lot of ale.

REPOST - to those in the last thread who don't believe television is a dying medium;
>Blind Date has lost nearly half its audience since its 're-debut' last month
>Big Brother just hit a new low with 650k tuning in last night
>the series finale of Doctor Who was down over a third compared to the finale in 2015
>Love Island is the only non-terrestrial programme that gets over a million viewers

>>133855644
We, and that means you, are fucked. The U.K. will leave the trading bloc without a replacement, resulting in an effective embargo of everything the U.K. previously imported from the mainland.
Lads, I weep for this country. I had always been a staunch German. Not much less than disdaining the British, but the years I have spent with you were a delight to me. I even considered adapting citizenship.
This does break my heart.

I have burnt all bridges to the mainland so I'm with you in this one. Make or break.

>>133856130
>that's why I don't drink Ale
>*orders a munchy box*

>>133856061
What tits?

>>133856136
Why would I watch TV in the hopes of finding something I like at that given moment when I can use the internet to find whatever specific thing I'm in the mood for?

>>133856136
All the youngsters sooner watch other people play video games instead.

>>133855966
Desu.
I only had 2 pints last night before moving onto the Jack Daniels

>>133856136
>>Big Brother just hit a new low with 650k tuning in last night

For a show which is literally nothing more than a bunch of retards in a house, it'll still be wildly profitable.

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English food

>>133856216
I don't even think they do munchy boxes round here?

>>133855859
>ale
>not mead
philistine

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I'm pissed off lads, just pissed off about everything.

What do I do? How do I rise up? How do I stand up for Britain?

>>133856172
Given the choice between that and cancelling Article 50, I'm betting the Tories will throw May under a bus and cancel it.

>>133856240
All I drink now days is scotch, although I did have a bottle of JD and honey JD when I thought clint eastwood died.

>>133856061
Hello Steerpike

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>>133856309
make a sign and shout on a street corner if you get a big gathering i'll come join you we can go tear downs some mosques kek

>>133856382
jd honey is peng

>>133856402
>Hello darkness my old friend

>>133856462
>says peng
>rAPE

Makes sense.

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>>133856309
Make plans to live elsewhere and be as autonomous as possible.

>>133856373
>I'm betting the Tories will throw May under a bus and cancel it.

Everyday that passes, the more and more I think this will happen. This time next year Brexit will probably be cancelled and another election will happen.

Saw wills at Wimbledon with the missus. He's really balding, JUST levels.

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>>133856382
I thought I spotted some in your collection

>>133856295
Where abouts are you? Don't think they've made it down here either desu.

>>133856382
Never got on with scotch.
I do like bourbons though. Maker's Mark and Knob Creek and beautiful.

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>>133856545
>More election brit/pol/
Please

>>133856545
Brexit won't be canceled because it's a term so nebulous it's almost meaningless. They'll dissolve just enough treaties to get their headlines and then still function as they always have.

>>133856521
i was chavy when i was younger some words and saying are stuck with me fuck off lad

>>133856681
Unless the Tories get their act together, we could be looking at PM Corbyn the following morning.

>>133856636
PRETTY
IN
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>>133856309
Go for a walk and listen to a P E T E R H I T C H E N S A U D I O B O O K

>>133855989
Fuck off bully

>>133856743
Thats why we have to vote Tory, they're our only hope!

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>>133856743
If he had openly backed Brexit and nominally anti-immigration we'd all have voted for him already.

>>133856373
But they can't do that, can they?
Will of the people et cetera.

I don't want it to end like that

Good evening, lads. I know that's Sunday, and that no much happens in terms of politics and policy making, but has there been updates on Brexit today? Is it happening still or not?

brett "the pikey" johns

>>133856743
Even better. I'm not really on board with any of the current parties, I'm just in it for the banter. I was actually quite happy to wake up to a hung parliament last time.

>>133856879
It's over.

>>133855859
Don't you love it when your TV license goes to making a tv show that panders to American SJWs?

>>133856873
They absolutely can and there will be overwhelming support for avoiding a cliff edge hard Brexit.

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>>133856708
No. Chavs represent the Death of my once great nation.

>>133856873
Pre-Brexit Vote: All of our current problems are caused by the EU.
Post-Brexit Vote: All of our current problems are caused by Brexit.

Unfortunately, enough people have been cowed on this that a 2nd Ref would see a 55% or more result for remain.

>>133856873
As long as the Sun runs the headline "EU'RE OUTTA HERE!" then the electorate will be happy regardless of the actual functional difference of our state.

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>tfw there are people ITT who actually like Doctor Who

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>>133856623

There's a cerain type of bald man that the vast majority fall into, they go bald fairly early but at least have a bald man face and the look fits them somewhat. They have a weathered high test sort of vibe.

William is not one of those guys, his boyish face looks like it was photoshopped onto his head. He looks like he shaved the top off on a dare.
I'm wondering if it will even suit him when he finishes the process and is completely bald.

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R8 my new 10 hours in Paint OC Yamalams

>>133857311
Nobody will risk running a 2nd referendum after the first one ended the PM's career. They'll go with Norway-style soft Brexit.

>>133857346

hopefully the rating will plummet just like TG did.

>>133857490
Should include a Wojak Brummie

>>133857564
Exactly, project fear means most people will now accept a "brexit but not really brexit" outcome. Whether or not there's actually a vote doesn't make a difference.

>>133856853

I bet you'd like it if I had you over my knee rubbing talc into your arse cheeks and a bit of light spanking

>>133856136
Include the iPlayer figures then we'll see if you're right.

>>133857490
Top stuff, I r8 8/8

>>133856743
>PM Corbyn
>not grand marshal corbyn

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Which is your favourite EU party?

Which one did you vote for in 2014, and why?

>>133858194
The one that advocates gassing desu

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>>133856064
t family was ethnically cleansed, they deserved it abobongo

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>>133856233
>What tits?
You may have a point there. I'll settle just for face then.

>>133857719
Kek, I might add one in

>>133856623
>>133857457
He was born the same day as my brother, and my brother has less hair than that.
Still, I am only three years younger and only my hairline is just starting to recede.

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>New Doctor who is a women

Guarantee she'll stop like 4 times a show to tend to her period or some shit

Take a look at the #doctor13 hashtag on Twitter and try not to throw up

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MCCOY NOOOOOOOOOO

How do I get better at darts lads?

>>133857490
Haven't you heard that flag is extremely racist and offensive?

>>133855987
>Hitler

>Neoliberal

Cute

>>133858727
drink 10 pints and smoke lad, should come with time

>>133858579
It's been complete wank since it was turned into diversity propaganda

I watched the one with the vikings and Maise Williams but I got really angry with how they put horns on the helmets, any idiot could google that in 5 seconds and find it isn't true.

I'm not sure if they put black people in amongst the villagers, can't remember

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>>133858727
just aim for the number you want to hit. but in all seriousness have a few drinks desu

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What is the best series of red dwarf and why is it series 1?

>>133857780
You're just a dick for no reason. And stop making presumptions about people's sexuality.

>>133858912
I can't fucking finish on a doubles. I can't fucking do it.

Thinking of buying a dartboard and just practicing, because I want to fucking win for once

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>>133858579
>tfw they have a black lesbian companion and literally every major interaction revolves around her being a woman, a nigger or a lesbian.

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>>133858736
Minority opinion (literally "minority" opinion, kek)

Right I've fucking had it. I have so many female friends (it's what happens when you like willy in the bum) and I've finally cracked - they're just an inferior gender. They're always asking for equal rights equal rights equal rights even though they already have equal rights. The reason they don't think they have equal rights is because they don't achieve as much as men making themselves appear inferior. Wanna know the reason they don't achieve as much as men? Nah, you already know. They're over-emotional and weak. They say one thing when they want another; they say they want to be independunt wummen then fawn over men and need a powerful strong set of hands to love them.

Some anecdotes, for example. A friend I know was pissed off because this guy kept trying to hit her up. She kept saying she was gonna ignore him because she hated him and didn't want a boyfriend. Well now they are dating and she always bitches about him behind his back but can not do without him.

Another, a 'strong female' who says she's not going to let men get in her way and make her unhappy. Yet she cries whenever he ex makes vague eye contact with her.

Equal rights - sure thing. Equal treatment - fuck off.

>>133858912
i could never figure out an actual technique for aiming darts, i just improved (slightly) by playing a lot. it's still a bit of mystery to me tbph

>>133858727
It's better at pub quizzes to be honest.

>>133855987
>Pinochet
>Hitler
>the KKK
>neoliberals

I want millenials who think they understand the political spectrum to leave

>>133858969

I remember watching this show super late at night. I didn't understand half of the jokes, but I still liked it. It felt like I was traveling back in time due to the poor quality of production but also in the future in a extremely lonely space environment.

>>133859081
based sooty northerners

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>>133859025
i'm the same tbqh, espeically on absolute meme numbers like 16 or 15
>>133859166
basically is just practise desu.

>>133859307
*pat*

>>133859102
a lot of gay men feel the way you do about women

>>133856660
I saw one for the first time on Sheffield a few weeks ago, it's happening

>watching cbbc
>A tv show is on about young kids working in a factory because they're spoilt and need to learn about the world or something
>maybe like 1% of the workers are white

Why are all whiteys on the dole ??

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>>133859429
iktf
>>133859307
thanks for pats, patfriend

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>>133858579
>>133858594
>>133858701

New Doctor is also a new transgender "icon". Also check out that huge nose

>>133859102
tl;dr cunts.

Watch any sport side by side men one one side women on the other

you will see that women are completely fucking inferior in every way from pure strength to tactics to teamwork...

cunts my man. Just forget it

>>133859405
>>133859521
m-meant for you desu

>>133859307
>tfw stuck on 3 for five hours

My mate had 5. Eventually we had to declare it a draw because the sun was starting to come up.

>>133859430
>Sheffield
Quite a way from my small village near the devon/Somerset border desu m8

>>133859614
>5 hours
christ, bad luck.

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>>133859541
What a succubus and she keeps the dick and grows breasts

Futa doctors and breast regeneration fetish acquired

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>wimbledon 2017 over
>no more mugu

kill me now lads

>>133859541
Is she a tranny? And yeah her nose and the folds by her cheeks are suspisciously semitic

>>133859081
A bloke near me flies it next to his jolly roger flag. Must be a right autist.

>>133855987
authoritarian right = neoliberal
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>/out/

I dont want doctor jew, why do they replace the actors every year or so like clockwork

>>133859521
>>133859555
degenerate

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>>133860187
why tho

>>133856636
>triplords literally mincing around in pink fluffy outfits.
All you need is rightly bouncing a catamite off his flab while Rimmer runs on a giant hamster wheel to power Eddie's vibrator and it confirms literally everything we always thought.

>>133859902
I thought the attempt to push the flag/black country day on us was dumb at first, but if it's going to trigger people that badly I might get one myself.

>>133860016
tu es français ou en vacances?

Blair and Clegg are right.


Best 2 out of 3 referendums is the fairest way to do it.

>be Andy Murray
>some 40 year old swiss guy wins instead
>British when you're winning
>scottish when you're losing
>almost killed in a school shooting

Must feel bad

>>133860566

cunt

>>133860566
How about you make those constructive posts without being a tripfag, then.

>>133860136
apparently, Lenny henry is going to play the title role in a re-booted Miss Marple series and a BBC spokesman has said that they are currently looking for a disabled, transgendered muslim to play Inspector Poirot.

>>133860566
>TUNNOCKS TEA CAKES DESU
Kek, everytime

I actually don't care about Dr. Who being a bint. In fact, I kinda like the idea; back when I was a kid I wrote a fanfic in which I self inserted myself as a female Doctors companion (pls no bully).

I do have a problem with niggers and Pakis making up half the population in medieval Britain.

>>133860756
>Kissing the sheep
Well at least there's one shred of truth in it

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Went for a walk today

>the UK will be left with no laws in areas previously covered by EU-derived statutes

That's patently false. They will remain enshrined in the law even when Britain leaves the EU. The Human Rights Act will not cease to exist.

>>133860597
made me actually laugh, thank you

>>133860894
Nice. Where's that?

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>>133860566
Accurate.

>>133860894
Our green and pleasant land.

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>>133855859

W H I S K Y

>>133860756
We waz bullshit because welsh inferiority complex

>>133860900
I fucking hope it does. The Human Rights Act is a bunch of left bollocks that guarantees we have to give food, shelter and basic rights to refugees as soon as their feet touch the beach in Sicily. It's bullshite.

>>133861102
Looks Cumbrian.

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>>133861146
>not being namefag masterrace

>>133860566
Why must you trip? What fucking purpose is there to having an identity on here? Why do you think it gives you more authority than an anon?

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>>133861288

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>>133861146

I genuinely can't wait for civil war.

>>133861339
While I might support your logic the issue is that 95% of our triplords are insufferable cunts so you're going to get stick anyway.

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>>133861201
Bingo

It's Keswick

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>>133861339
>Ozymandias
The watchmen equivalent to the EU can fuck off.

>>133861102
Me cago en tu puta madre

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Who already /drunk/ on Sunday?

>>133861413
You'll have to manifacture a famine and deprive people of distractions for that to happen.

>>133856113
I want Kanna to sit on my face

>>133860900
Will European Court precedent law become British law too? If so then UK is going to be under the European Court even when it leaves it jurisdiction.

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>>133858969
>Series 1
>Best
Fuck right off. Series 3-6 are the only ones worth watching. Well maybe apart from this bit.

>>133861646
PRETTY
IN
N
K

>>133861589
va te faire foutre

>>133861729
You pissed?

>>133861676
EU doesn't derive law from precedent, it derives from Code.

>>133861339
>can't make his own arguments
>resorts to posting a shitty strawman comic someone else made

wowzers billy

>>133861863
I'm in work.

>>133861413

It's not going to ever happen, mate.

>>133861727
Series 1 and 2 were the best.

>>133859102
I can understand your frustration with woman. Sounds like you are hanging out with some particularly indecent woman and regardless of gender, it may be better to cut ties with them and find some new friends that better fit your values.

Don't forget it's a woman's responsibility to have kids as well, which requires a certain personality type to handle.

>>133861653
Not necessarily. The distractions as you put it have been infested with politics now and a particular brand of politics at that.

Could you imagine this gender debate about Dr Who even 5 years ago?

>>133861727
The way brit/pol/ and Red Dwarf goes together makes me quite happy.

Rimmer is literally wearing a tripcode on his head, everyone else is not even English and there's a random canadian autist.

>>133860263
*headpats*

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>>133861727
Series 5 is peak red dwarf

>>133861288
it does give more authority faggot

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>>133861895
Not an argument, Anonymong.

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>>133862000
*notices bulge*

OwO what's this?

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>>133861931
That is contrarian bullshit. Series 1 and 2 is full of shit jokes and bad acting. None of them got into it until series 3.

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>>133862000
>I now have 2 headpat stalker anons
t-thanks

>>133861895
shut up faggot

>>133862104
I preferred it when Cat acted like a cat and Rimmer was a lot more antagonistic and anal retentive.

>>133862122
*executes*

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>>133860756
>Gareth Edwards
God damn he was a handsome fella

>>133861936
I know many many good women and am friends with them. But the good ones are those who accept that they're different to men and don't try to actually act like they're men, i.e. real women. Doesn't mean being stupid or submissive at all (I know successful and confident female Oxbridge students), just being female.

>>133856309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF2OQ5uOh_s

>>133862220
You're not even using a tripcode correctly you fucking cretinous newfag.

>>133862220
>>133862014
>kekistan flag

OwO how good

>>133862060
Not an argument. Guess I win

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>>133862222
>quads
pls no kill

>>133861727
I concur. 1 and 2 are good, but Dwarf really hit full speed in series 3 then kept it up for 3 excellent seasons. It slowed down after that and really should've ended with some sort of conclusion a couple of seasons ago.

>>133861529

If you don't believe in morals then what possible reason can you have for disliking the EU? Or any positive or negative opinion of any political entity, person or party at all?

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>>133862222
God wills it. Sorry lad.

>>133862000
>>133862122
*smashes your teeth in for being a degenerate*

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>>133862589
>degenerate
aren't we all though?

Didn't laugh ONCE in my entire time watching ALL of Red Dwarf.

I'm scared that this makes me non-English.

>>133862462
Because I'm a LARPtard.

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>>133862670

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>>133861959
Perhaps not. Although I imagine the public would react with the same apathy they do now if it was.

>>133862398
1. Quarantine
2. White hole
3. Holoship
4. Back to reality

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>>133862670
Y-you still enjoyed it though right? Even if you didn't laugh out loud?

>He can't use mimosian anti matter chopsticks

>James obrien

Why are exquisite gentlemen such as this goon so hell-bent on subverting brexit to not be brexit or wishing it to end in utter disaster?

>Downloaded the /pol/ book archive from mega the other week.

>Love reading books via google books

>Spent all day reading and uploading books to the app so I've got them on my work computer, phone, home PC etc etc etc etc

>Realise I've just told Google some very worrying things.

>fug.

>>133862668
not as much as you

>>133863144
Book archive?

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Post the moment when you realise all good things must come to an end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVEY5AL5zzk

Red Dwarf is leftist anti-white propaganda which legitimises and normalises the idea that mulattos can be space core mining vessel soup machine technicians.

>chris eubank talking about his imaginary friend on the true geordie podcast

this guy is crazy yet very much in touch with humanity and nature

>>133861646
not yet gonna go get some booz in a bit lad what's good and under a tenner

>>133863144
can you give the mega link??

>ordered food
>now sat expecting a phone call where I have to explain directions to someone who barely speaks English

>>133863683
did you order online?? i hate calling in i never have a clue what they say

>>133863683
>supporting foreign owned businesses

>>133863814
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>>133863263
big list of pdfs?

I've still got the link somewhere.

https://mega[DOT]nz/#F!0F5GXTjS!oGdz8UP5JbcleNMy6YKLvg

>>133856938
Over confirmed?

>>133863683

>give a guy directions
>gets to door and doesn't stop swearing about how hard it was to find
>"heh heh yeah"
>type my address into google maps
>get an arrow on my head

What year do these people live in

>>133863984
> Futa
I wonder what's in that folder.

I was at the beach yesterday with the family when a huge family of middle Eastern descent came onto the beach, rolled up the legs of their traditional attire and started to play and laugh in the water all the while talking in their native language.
And I absolutely loved watching it.
I don't know these people's situation, where they were from, status in this country etc. but for all I know they had no opportunities in their country to come to a beach, laugh, and play. An opportunity to be human free to do what is desired and free of persecution.
To all refugees and immigrants to this great nation, welcome. Enjoy yourselves.

>>133862799
All great episodes, but the ones that really stuck in my mind were Time slides, Pollymorph and Legion.

>>133864156
probably songs by a band called futa something

>>133863500
Cheeky hand job is a tenner

>>133864116
To be fair this place is slightly harder to find because the post code takes you to the wrong place but I write a note about it every time with my number. Half the time they turn up then moan about driving around looking for the place despite the fact they could've just rang.

>>133863034
James O'Broen is a disingenuous wanker who relies on his audio being louder than his guest/caller's so that he can talk over him with incredulous falsehoods which he usually phrases as a question as he imagines it makes him sound like a intellectual giant rather than a pigmy who has benefited from Daddy's connections.

>>133863421
It's a comedy mate.

>>133861177
It's a joke you porridge-slupring, cattle-fucking, sturgeon-wanking, heroin-injecting Scot.

>>133862846
I grew fond of the characters I must admit, and found some of the concepts and stories a bit clever. If I didn't like it I would have watched it all.

However sometimes the show got incredibly CRINGY.

>>133863442
he lives in my town. seen him out cycling a few times, he is a proper chap tbph.

>>133864256
Isn't Pakistan known for it's beaches?

>>133864686

It promotes race mixing. It needs to be banned.

Anyone who likes Red Dwarf is a degenerate.

>>133864828
he seems to be an absolute gentleman

>>133856258
Wew, haven't seen that flag in a while, even though I live here.

>>133864256
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1672022/three-of-five-daytrippers-who-drowned-at-camber-sands-were-trying-to-save-pals-from-quicksand/

>>133864661
his main debating technique seems to be copious use of strawman arguments. infuriating to listen to.

>>133864929
>>133864828
And yet look at his son.

https://www.reddit.com/user/eddie

I found Eddie on reddit

>IamA gay Muslim man living in the U.K., AMA.

>>133864775
What parts made you cringe? The boys from the Dwarf gangsign thing?

>>133865056
Thank you fat cunt, that Rightly So reddit was very funny

>>133864868
It doesn't even seem funny to me. Judging by the cast it looks like coronation street in space.

>>133864661

I actually wanted to find out about him one day and checked out his wiki

>writes books about white people being displaced and how sad it is to be annoyed when you're forced out of your ancestral hometown by pakis
>tv shows that last 3 episodes
>panellist on wright stuff
>tin pot radio (LBC) host

Guy is a hack fraud and a loser.

>>133865083
I can't give a specific example because it's been some time since I watched it and I've forgotten everything. But I remember feeling that the cat had many cringy moments.

>>133856421
Christ that ID.

>>133859307
Is that a girl?

>>133865215
Just trying to make Brit/pol/ more welcoming for Americans by taking down british tripfags that's all

>>133865056
Who asked the American

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>>133865303
of course

>>133859307
reckon if i saw you in real life i would throw acid at you

>http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/828473/exit-bill-brexit-david-davis-boris-johnson-michel-barnier-negotiations-joyce-anelay

AHAHAHAHA

PAY UP

>>133865215
Any chance of link to rightly so reddit shenanigans?

>>133865429
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/828473/exit-bill-brexit-david-davis-boris-johnson-michel-barnier-negotiations-joyce-anelay
only if we get a deal you stupid finnish cunt, also 2 days late

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>>133865228

It's not hugely funny. It just has it's own charm because it's fun and the journey through space format allowed for absolutely anything to happen in an episode.

>>133865466
https://www.reddit.com/user/RightlySo/

>>133864317
kek really??

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>>133856462
>peng

>>133865408
Wearing trap attire, but she has tits so I believe you.

>>133865647
Best ID I've ever seen

>driver called
>worst one yet
>couldn't understand fucking anything

Why do they do this? Stop employing these fucking people.

I apologize for being a degenerate paedohpile and queer. queers should be killed

>According to Robert Craft, Stravinsky remained a confirmed monarchist throughout his life and loathed the Bolsheviks from the very beginning.[85] In 1930, he remarked, "I don't believe that anyone venerates Mussolini more than I ... I know many exalted personages, and my artist's mind does not shrink from political and social issues. Well, after having seen so many events and so many more or less representative men, I have an overpowering urge to render homage to your Duce. He is the saviour of Italy and – let us hope – Europe". Later, after a private audience with Mussolini, he added, "Unless my ears deceive me, the voice of Rome is the voice of Il Duce. I told him that I felt like a fascist myself... In spite of being extremely busy, Mussolini did me the great honour of conversing with me for three-quarters of an hour. We talked about music, art and politics".

Wew.

>>133865877
no problem, now take that """trip""" off also you nonce

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>>133865303
>>133865710
sugoi desu

>>133865466
>You are a sick fuck. Three years ago, I was raped by a man like you. It ruined my life. I'm still broken, no matter what I do to try and fix it. I can't move on. The scars run too deep. You don't even care about how those girls are affected. You don't care that you're breaking their spirits, dreams, and everything they hoped to be. My joy in life was taken away, stolen by someone like you. You don't deserve to live for the pain you caused those girls

>>133865989
fuck off queer

>>133865012
I sometimes listen to LBC on the drive in and home from work so I rarely listen to him but they often play excerpts from his show as adverts, which he (or his producer) must consider his most intelligent comments.

On ne of these he is talking with a caller who says that giving a child a little slap is a perfectly reasonable way to punish bad behavior to which O'Brien replies 'Do you do that to adults too?' and gets the obvious anser 'no'. So Obrien, the twat, comments 'oh, so you thought you'd start with kids then build up to adults'.

The obvious answer to his priggish inference that the caller was too cowardly to discipline fellow adults would be to say 'Well do you put other adults on the naughty step'

His arguments are paper thin and don't stand up to teh slightest scrutiny but as (((global))) who run teh station is a left wing organisation, as can be deduced by listening to the news reports and their 'political commentators, he is allowed to continue his shit show.

>>133865991
I've been watching that anime and finished ep 7 on Friday. Good shit for the first anime I've watched.
t.anime virgin

>>133865877
no problem imouto san *pats*

>>133865580
Thanks

>>133865877
false fagging

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>>133866117
awesome what do you think of popping your animu cherry, watch re:zero or konsuba when you finish kobayashi, i highly recommend nichijou also

>>133865552
Is it like hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

Yay cock XD

>>133866324
It's on Netflix, good for binge watching

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>>133865926

Now that Doctor Who is a woman are they going to rename the show Nurse Who?

>>133866324
Some similar humour, but a lot more slice-of-life style situations

why do people cry about james bond? the character is a white male, so picking a nigger to be the actor is pointless. its not racist to NOT pick him, the character is a white male so they hire white males. simple as that?

>>133866522
this gesture reminds me of seinfeld

>>133866679

What is Dark Tower.

>>133860894
shame they cut all the forests down, I hope they let them grow back out. The land looks so barren, so beautiful though regardless.

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>>133865428
mean
>>133865877
>>133866081
>>133866081

STOP IT

>>133866821
Something nobody's heard of.

>>133865279
His dad was a celebrated journalist so his whole career has been founded on his father's reputation and connection, a true socialist.

>>133866679
You just know this is going to happen

I can't wait for BBC documentaries to be narrated by a paki with Down syndrome

Rupert the bear as a tranny

Sherlock a disabled deaf lesbian

Etc etc

Any character you once loved will be twisted

>>133867058
i fucking hate this cuck society, its not racist or homophobic or whatever to not pick a nigger or faggot actor. IF THE CHARACTER IS WHITE, THEN ITS NOT RACIST TO PICK A WHITE ACTOR.

YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES.

>>133866679
As long as Eon owns James Bond it will never happen.

>>133866522
every single black 'comedian' has culturally appropriated this reaction.

>>133867294
fucking hope not, thats one of the few things we have left of ""british"" culture

>>133867192
Oh but they call us the racists and wonder why we picked such titles.
They bestowed it to us and now we are what they call out.

>>133867294
>In 2000, Eon productions served a cease and desist letter to Cheapass Games to stop it from using the name "Mr. Bond" in the title of its game Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond. In 2004, the game was reissued under the title James Ernest's Totally Renamed Spy Game.

Lol

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>>133867058
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/diversity/pdf/diversity-and-inclusion-strategy-2016.pdf
This is what people spend around £150 a year on
Fucking ludicrous

>>133865650
Oh god he is here again

btw this guy is 23 now and he pretends to be 15 or 16 in his videos

>>133867377
What's wrong with Jamal Bond? A blunt smokin' gangster who, because of high intelligence, has been hand picked by MI7 to replace James Bond who has been rendered completely useless due to his outdated attitudes to women in the workplace.

>>133867536
Fucking crazy

Needs scrapped.

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>>133867192
Fleming even drew a sketch of Bond so they can't replace Craig with an ethnic without going completely against the creators wishes.

>>133865650
Replying again because fuck me.

I cannot fucking believe I'm considered part of the same species as this fucking animal. Look at it. It literally looks like an overgrown monkey, in fact more ugly than many types of monkey. It's vile in ways that cannot be fucking described.

>We are all one race xD

No, fuck off, look at this pic literally and you will see we're not even one species.

>>133867646
>pretends to be

Well he's an excellent actor for being able to pull off being as tall as a 15 year old.

>>133867717
Is that the sketch? Looks pretty dark to me m8

>>133867703
>MI7

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>>133867703
jesus christ dont even lad
>>133867717
sweet one

>>133867022

I hope you're memeing but it's a Stephen King book and a new film was announced.

>white character in the book
>black actor in the film

>>133867809
>look at this picture I haven't included

Wow compelling argument.

>>133867717

Almost like he knew what would happen in the future, very sad.

>>133866970
Stop LARPing as me

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reminder to not reply to WN the worst tripfag on this board, last seen with eddies cock in his mouth

>>133867536
>Self declare as a gay, disabled (dyslexic) follower of a religion you made up.

>?????

>PROMOTIONS

>>133867918
>spends time making this
>calls YOU a mong.

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>>133865926
Musso was a lad.

Too bad the circumstances of his rule turned to shit not because of his own actions but the general trend of europe towards war.

Also, he should have prepared his military better, he had years to do it but didn't ramp up technological production well enough.

>>133868108
see >
>>133868080
>>133856008

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>>133867918
>tfw most of the shit on the left I do/started
e-even the handbiting thing

>>133867814
He is a 5'7 manlet. Seriously he is a fucking adult and the whole fried chicken series is him pretending to be young for extra attention, and it worked like a charm.

>>133868108
shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

>>133868233
>>133868208
faggot stop

you lads watching game of thrones tonight?

>>133868113

He also turned a lot of control over to the Italian King.

>>133866522
>"but you cant blame terrorism on islam"

shit meme you know they still wont believe you no matter how many terrorisms happen

>ale

what about cider though

a flagon of scrump does u right

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>>133867832

>>133868414

The narrative switches to 'this won't help the debate' - have seen people genuinely lament the fact it was a Muslim more than that the attack itself has happened.

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>>133866970
it's okay senpai *pats*

Making new threD

>>133868502
b-b-buh it could be a nigger

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>>133868571
cute Kannaposter

>>133867875
Look at the picture in the post I'm replying to, you moron.

>>133868502
Umm racist 1950's views much?

It's 2017, if you can believe a secret agent is going around saving the world then you can believe them being a black female

>>133868502
looks like peter cushing

triplords

>>133867536
>just started my new job as a director
>8% disabled cast
>arrive to work
>slip over on some retards dribble
>turn around to see who's been fucking dribbling
>ask the producer why there are so many fucking retards everywhere
>what do you mean there's nothing wrong with these people
>mfw have to tidy up retard dribble for the rest of my career

>>133868502
This is racially ambiguous, a total blank slate. As you can clearly see Idris Elba is a dead ringer for Fleming's vision of Bond.