This won't be a problem for /pol/ right?

>>133846110
a jewish boy asks his dad for $20.
the dad replies, "$10? what do you need $5 for?"

>>133846110
Someone should throw that fat lesbian tranny whore in the oven, roast her until she's as black as a nigger, and then rape her charred corpse.

All those jokes are funny except fat jokes. It's not because I find them offensive or particularly disagreeable, it's just that they are very overplayed now. Everyone has gotten so fucking fat that it's kind of just sad and depressing to point it out.

>>133846110
This big fat hooknosed Jew skank, raped a trap freak with an aids dildo, right before they fell into a gas chamber and made the world a better place for the genetically superior white man.

>>133846329
Interesting I don't think I hear very many fat jokes, maybe as burgers we are more sensitive to that

>>133846110
That's a good list of things that are a joke

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>>133846110

>Fat jokes
>Holocaust jokes

How about a two-for-one?

>>133846329
Fat people should be served as food for the Jewish and faggot slaves, working the mines.

I dare you to squeeze all the bullet points into one joke

>>133846868
This seems to be the thread goal

>>133846243
You owe me $40 dollars

Q. What's black and white with purple polka dots?

A. That's my nigger and I'll paint him any damn color I want.

>>133846110
looks like I'll be sticking to retard jokes

How did the fat police chief find the transvestite rapist of Korean descent that was terrorizing the town?
>They checked every gook and tranny

>>133846110
>No laughing allowed
This is why they will lose.

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>A gypsy and a black guy sit in a car, who is driving?
>The police.

>What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
>The pizza won't scream when putting it in the oven.

>How do you get 4 gay men sit on a single stool?
>Turn it upside down.

>>133846110
Those are the only jokes that are always funny.

>>133846110
There's 2 black guys walking down the street, as their walking they go past a sign that says for 1 dollar. One guy has 1 dollar and a nickel and the other has 95 cents. So the first guy walks in and he comes out looking like he was carved from marbal. The second gay says damn son that's legit. Can i get your change and go in too. The first guy looks at the second and replies, get a job nigger and walks away.

>>133846110
Might as well just outlaw comedy at this point

>>133846110
>no fat jokes
this has to be a burger who posted this

>>133846562
>white supremacist humour

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>>133846110
Here you go

>>133846329
If you called an Australian or burger fat you'd offend your whole country

>>133847378
Not if it's one if John Podesta's pizzas

>>133846868
The Aristocrats!

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>>133846110
>holocaust jokes not funny

A homless jew is wandering through germany looking for a job.He travels through the land and see's a house.

He knocks on the door.A farmer opens the day and jew says:"Do you have any work for me ?"

The Farmer replies:"I am sorry our oven is running with wood ! ".

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>>133846110
>memes aren't funny

So my class went on an educational trip, and I got caught wanking in the shower block.

Teacher said it ruined the visit to auschwitz...

>>133846329
McDonalds called, your mom is stuck in the slide again

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>>133846243
Here you go

>>133846110
>women jokes

>>133846110
>What is the hardest part about shooting an unarmed black man

>The recoil

>>133847634
I now want to collect a pepe of every animal. Why is there only a horse version?

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>>133846759

Comedy Gold!

>>133846110

What does a nigger do after sex???

25 to life

>>133847356

They've already lost

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What do you call a black woman that has an abortion? A crime stopper
What do you call a Muslim woman that has an abortion? A counter terrorist

>>133846110
So no joke is funny?

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>>133847378

What's the difference between a black guy and a pie?

A pie wont shoot you in the face

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>>133846281
poetry anon

>>133846759
Kek

>>133846110

Why do niggers cry after sex??

Because of the pepper spray.

>>133846110
But those are the only jokes I laugh at...

>>133846110

What do you call a black guy with no hands????

Trustworthy

>>133846329
t. Fatty

Two women are talking about sex.

>so last time I got a shag it was like the Olympic 100m final
>you poor thing, you mean it was over in 10 Seconds?
>no. Its cos there were 8 niggers and a gun...

>>133846110
>Jewish nigger
>back of the oven

rape jokes will never be funny because you cant get more funny than rape itself

>>133846110
>muh OC
Zyklon B was great at killing parasites. It worked well on lice too.

>>133846110
>jokes that will be funny memes

so holocaust jokes arent funny but holocaust memes are?

>>133846110
How do you fifty jews in a Volkswagen ? You put them in the ashtray

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>>133848144
Topkek

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>>133847963
What's the difference between the US and a snow?
Snow is mostly white.

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>>133847840

Q: Why didn't the black woman want her daughter dating mexicans?

A: She thought the kids would be too lazy to steal.

>>133846110
But can any of you tell a funny joke that isn't either of those?

>>133846110

Yeah, no. Fuck that intellectual totalitarianism.

Everything is funny. If you can't have a sense of humor about even the most disturbing shit, you cannot rise above the disturbing shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQA6UStpOyQ

>>133848144
I'll have to remember that one

>Black kid and white kid sitting together on a porch.
>Watermelon wedges and Army of Northern Virginia battle flags absent, curiously.
>Black kid: "My dad's got a caddy with a horn that blares, 'Honky - Honky.'"
>White kid: "Well, my dad's got a chainsaw that rumbles, 'RUN-nigger-nigger! RUN-nigger-nigger!'"
>They stare at each other, blankly.
>Roll end-credits.
>"Love Like You" plays in the background.
>Begin hiatus.

How do you pick up Jewish Girls?

With a broom and shovel

>>133846110
Leftist have no sense of humor and only a casual grasp on reality. This is why they can't meme. /pol/ is winning the meme war, normies are being redpilled, and Hillary won in only a few cities in the US. All because the Left doe not understand comedy.

>>133847419
You fucked up a good joke!
REEEEEEEE

>>133848209
It's all funny. Why do Jews have such big noses? Because the air is free!

>>133848337
delet this

A homophobic tubler walks into a bar, hits a jewish faggot for his ass eating shit breath stinking up the bar. The faggot then calls the cops and his gay orthodox jew lawyer. The small fat jew dike cop comes, but the dike comes only to be thrown in the oven. Then it turns out the tubler was black. The tubler then say, " i dindu nuffin" to the buff but AIDS carrying ginger transgender woman cop who was called for back up. MEn are superior to women.

>>133846110
>jokes are not meant to be controversial

>>133846759
LOL

>>133846110
Why is Instagram so shit nowadays? I remember being one of the first shitposters on the site, I spammed hashtags I didn't like with random shit and it pissed people off. Do you know what chaotic response you'll get if you dare touch the dancemom's hashtag? It was cool at one time but now it's just some circlejerk of leftism and bad memes. It's the evil counterpart of /pol/

>>133848153
Had to be a nigger

>>133846110
>Jokes will never be funny

ftfy

>>133849145
>tubler
what did he mean by this?

>>133846110
Maybe if this stupid tranny dike bitch got fucked at a concentration camp by a superior Aryan, she'd lose some fucking weight.

>>133849636
it's where all the people seeing politics they don't on facebok fled to

we tried to end slavery sooner by creating 'cotton-pickin' robots', but the glare of the sun reflecting off their armor was blinding people. so we painted 'em all black.

now the motherfuckers won't work at all and they want breaks all the gawdamm time.

>>133846110
She will die alone

>>133846110
But not dead baby jokes? Cool

This is why leftist memes suck. They can only make fun of straight white people. No diversity in their jokes

>>133846759
Lmao

>>133848349
god bless

>female comedians

>>133848349
Falco Pepe is best Pepe

>>133846110
so this black guy and this jew are in a concentration camp when their supervisor walks over to them.

knowing that the male officers reputation as a rapist was beginning to hit the camp, he was in a mood that even a million tranny rapes could not fix.

in the most intimidating low grumble he could make he says to them

"I'm no faggot, but why do you look so fit nigger and why do you look so fat kike?"
the black guy slips up and says "err we waznt stealing no food fosho"

it's at that point that the jew says "okay officer i admit it, i have been stealing food from the pantry while you've been gone every day for a week.

the guard thinks this over and says "if that's true, and you are not just covering for him, then why are you the fat one and he's still as thin as everyone else here?"

the jew says "what, do you think i'm going to give all that away for free?"

>>133846110
>muh holocause
on average, the holocaust has only killed around 70,000 jews per year, and that amount declines on an annual basis
isn't it time to just get over this statistically irrelevant event?

>How to fit (((100))) in a car?
>5 in the seats, 95 in the ashtray

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>>133854207
u r gay and also a rebellious province LARPing a country, pretty much a non-country in fact

>>133855329
I'm pretty sure more jews have been killed by their fellow (((chosen))) doctors in the wombs of their mothers in israel

>>133846759
nice

>>133847619
>A Jew asking for work instead of shekels
That's the real joke here

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>>133847619
*looks at flag, post and pic*
>it's an anon gets v& and sent to a reeducation camp episode

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>>133859642
>le reddit asterisks

>>133846243
guess OP is right, anti-semitism jokes are still funny

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>>133846110
That list is a joke but I'm still not laughing.

>>133859824
asterisks date from the times of IRC faggot
do you even KChat or mIRC?

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>>133847292
Underappreciated post.

>>133848337
This isn't funny anymore.
Delete this thread

>>133847855
Like katamari only hitler.

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>>133846110
>4 out of 5 people enjoy gangrape

>man sits outside a primary school in his car
>the bell goes
>the man waves a cute boy over
>excuse me son if I give you £20 will you come in my car
>the boy looks on excited
>wow mr for £20 I will cum in your mouth

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Obese nigger tranny holocaust FUCKING WHEN?

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>>133847904
>What do you call a Muslim woman that has an abortion? A counter terrorist

Great post.

>>133846759
>>accidentally

>>133848506
Funny

>>133846110

>some moron said something online

we ignore it, no problem

How do you make a transplant?
Bury a cross dresser and spit on his grave.

How is a Ford truck like a dictatorship?
The tranny is usually the first to go.

Jews are always so gassed up.

>>133846110
They listed the only funny jokes ever.

I mean what kind of jokes do these faggots tell?

>LOL DRUMGHPTHIPH

>>133846243
A Jew and a goy both but $20 into a box. The Jew offers to sell the box of $40 to the goy for $30.

>>133846110
>jokes written by females

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>>133846110
How about trans homo sexist memes? Since they're memes they're funny right?

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>>133863815
there's also
>dude dicks lmao
>dude vaginas lmao

>>133846110
So you can't joke about things that did not happen?

>>133847378

What's the difference between blacks and tires?

Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

>>133846759
I did not come here expecting laughter, but it is what i received

>>133860057
nigger, do you even xchat.

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>>133864381

Spicy.

>>133864103
you mean the box of 40 for 50 leaf.

>>133847356
They're the new Puritans. No fun allowed. And no one likes a religious fanatic.

>>133865316
here we say niggers, not blacks son.

>>133846329
t. lardass fatfuck

>>133846110
>Holocaust Jokes on top
>above all other forms of jewish degeneracy
Jews, just stop.

>>133847855
>not naming it Fatler

>>133846110
jokes are always funny, so fuck you stupid cunt

lolocaust
fatasses
niggers
rapin'
trannies are gay
fucking faggots
women cant drive

>>133846110
>jokes that will never be funny
Any joke that is made by a woman.

>>133866307
I guess there really are people bad enough at counting to fall for it

10 Polacks are raping a German girl
She starts screaming "nein, nein!"
So one of them leaves.

>>133867401
>tfw Russian immigrant family
>tfw Dad had a whole book of Polish jokes
>tfw he lost it
I live Poles, but the book was hilarious.

>>133867552
*love
fuck

>>133847985
Oh fuck, oh fuck, every red pill is not this kind of post but the truth digging of people who think you guys are BS and try to prove it.

>>133846110
Legitimately heard some of funniest jokes about all those topics. Feminists BTFO yet again, how will they ever recover

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>>133846281
kek

>>133846759
Who says women aren't funny? This is solid gold.

>>133846110
So all of the jokes then.

>>133846329
t. Lardlord

>>133846110
Those jokes are all the best jokes, without that there's hardly any material

>>133846759
that actually made me smile

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>>133848337
Carlos!!!!

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>>133846110
>jokes that will be funny: memes

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>>133846759
>muh 6 million

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>>133846110
But those are the funniest jokes.

>>133846759
toppest of keks

>>133846759
Actually made me laugh.

>>133846759
Ok I guess women are funny, as long as a faggot in numale glasses isn't directing.

>>133846110
>jokes about christians are ok
>jokes about palestinian children getting murdered by the IDF are ok
oy vey

>>133846243
>a jewish boy asks /her/ dad for $20.
>the dad replies, "$10? what do you need $5, for?"
>"I'll give you $2 to suck my dick, you wussy little bitch"
>The dad them proceeds to rape his transgender daughter, and as he finishes on its face he says
>"That'll teach you to whore yourself for money to your father." As he was walking out of the room, the dad turns to the thing he just glazed and says,
>"Traps are gay."

I tried to flesh it out a little. The punchline could use some work.

>>133846110
A fat trans homosexual jew was walked naked in the holocaust ghetto, he asks a german guard, excuse me, can i have some potato? The german looks at him and says: "you have too much of them in your ass already"

>>133873678
>Jewish father
>tranny son
Joke makes no sense senpai.

>>133846868
A nigger hops the fence at a concentration camp and finds the fattest jew he can, and starts fucking the fat rolls, the jew cries out "I'm a man, I'm a man!" as the pavement ape stops, looks at him and goes "Ay yo why you in here? You ain't looking like a tranny." and he replies "I'm Jewish!" and then the chimp screeches "A kike camp? I thought this was a dyke camp!"

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>>133846110
>implying hitler's farts aren't funny
>implying I can't make fun of Kim's lust for twinkies
>implying I won't make jokes about oreos
>implying I didn't fuck your mom last night
>implying that that isn't a rocket in your pocket
>implying that you aren't hella gay
>implying you don't like being made fun of for liking dick
>implying that ANY of this is going to stop me

>>133846110
Those fat tranny kikes with their floppy manginas were a bunch of faggots who deserved to be gassed.

>>133874190
perfect! it will blend right into a world where nothing makes any sense anymore.

>>133860668
I'd play that game.

>>133847855
Can someone shop merchant heads on to the stickmen?

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>rape jokes are never funny
Unless it's about a white man being raped in prison then it's the funniest shit ever amiright?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
He died.
Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree?
The first monkey hit him on the way down.
Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure!

>>133846110
A muslim walks into a bar...
And sits down and has a drink like an ordinary person, because he's a human just like me and you, and we are all the same.
Just kidding. Muslims don't drink alcohol
#PrayForBar

What did the kike get for Christmas?

Raped in his fat ass and thrown partially in the oven by his whore wife's nigger son, Yolanda.

>>133846329
your momma's so fat the last time she wore high heels she struck oil

>>133846110
What's separate the man from the ape ?
The mediterannean sea

>>133846759
kek

>>133846110
>what causes paedphillia?
> sexy kids

>>133866307
At least we know whos buying the box...

>>133875430

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>>133875564
What's The difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson ?
One is dangerous for kids...and the other help you to carry your shopping

>>133846110
First joke I remember is "What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?"

>>133876111
How did Michael Jackson tell the time?
When the big hand touches the little hand

>>133876182
5 minutes of baking

Nigger bitch get your fat arse in the kitchen before I rape you harder than the 6 million Jews in my ash tray that it causes you to transition to a faggot with aids.

>>133876434
What's the difference between a little girl and wine ?
There is none,both have ten years and are in my basement
PS:cops don't arrest me plz I am joking

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>>133846110

Lets see what jokes they have left out that could be just as insensitive as any of the jokes they mentioned sometimes even worse:

Skinny jokes
Handicapped jokes
Mental retardation jokes
Jokes about people with serious diseases
Jokes about victims of terrorism
Jokes about a person being a virgin
Jokes about a person being a slut
Blonde Jokes
Bald Jokes
Ginger Jokes
Jokes about someone being a drug addict
Jokes simply about someone being ugly
Jokes about someones political affiliation
Jokes at the expense of someones clothes
Anti hetero / straight jokes
Anti racist jokes
Abortion / dead baby jokes
poverty jokes


They are not being very inclusive if their list is not as comprehensive as the things I just tacked on to it.

May as well just ban all humour while you're at it. If you can joke at the expense of one thing then you can joke at the expense of anything, no exceptions. When you start drawing lines in the sand everyone else will want to start drawing their lines too. Humour, much like offense, is entirely subjective.

>a gay, a fatty and a trannie walk into a club
>and then what happens?
>a muslim comes in behind them and shoots them all for being godless degenerates. #religionofpeace

How many jews you can put in a car?
104.
4 in the seats and 100 in ashtray.
Two jewish brothers are arguing. One, upset, hit the other with a soap.
- "Oy vey! Dont mix mother into this!"

>>133877887
>100 in ashtray
It's 6 million in the ashtray.

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>>133846110
>the funniest jokes will never be funny
Women, amiright?

>>133846110
A landwhale, a kike, a nigger, a tranny, a faggot and cunt walk into the gas chamber. The Obersturmführer asks: 'Is this some kind of joke?' Then proceeds to rape the bitch, send the nigger to the back of the back of the chamber and opens the valve.
After they all dieded, he breaks the kike's crooked nose because he needs a punchline.

>>133877887
What do you call it when an Opel with 4 kikes inside drives off of a cliff?
A fucking waste - an Open can seat five.

What do you call a nigger on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 2 niggers on the moon? Bigger problem.
What do you call all the niggers on the moon? Problem solved.

>>133846110
When does a black guy become a nigger?

As soon as he leaves the room.

>>133846110
Jokes confirmed for psychological warfare.

>>133846110
I sat through a racism presentation when they bring up some black chicks and they talk about how they were called monkeys as children and I almost burst out laughing.

>>133878409
>what do you call a nigger on the moon?
nigger

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>>133847686
Good old British humour

>>133878799
What's yellow and mows the lawn? It's my nigger and i'll paint him any colour i want.

>>133878410
kek

>>133846110
A laugh is not a laugh, it's a seizure.

>>133877016
That's the goal, goy. Soon enough only jokes targeting straight white males will be considered (((politically correct))).

>>133846110
Democrats don't have a sense of humor. They're just murderers.

>>133874029
>a fat trans
I kekd

>>133846110
Jokes are a list of thought mutators. You'd think they'd use it for education.

>>133847460
The left has oulawed comedy, good comedy is about truth, the left is anti truth
Same with Islam, all totalitarian ideologies are creatively bankrupt

>>133880441
My mother was bankrupt. You disgust me, you British pig!

>>133864103
But in this case they both profit $10

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>>133848144
Fug

>>133881270
Found the kike

Shoulda just put "jokes" in that list.

>>133874588
This

>>133882254
>jumping to conclusions
I'm white and I'm right. Kike puts in $20 and gets $30 back - net gain, $10. Goy puts in $20, gets $40 back, less the $30 he paid for it = net gain $10.

I'm just being autistic here.

>>133846110
>1 post by this ID
I'm quite sure she is racist against whites and sexist against males.
sage

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>>133882344
Well, is not a work of art but..

>>133883490
You underestimate yourself.

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>>133882617
>grumble grumble
YOU FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT TO BURGERLAND. YOU FUCKING PRODUCT OF PUBLIC EDUCATION.

IF GOY ALREADY PUT 20 INTO THE BOX HE LOSES THE 30 HE HAS TO PULL FROM HIS WALLET TO GET THE BOX OF 40 BACK. GODDAMN YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.

>>133883490
Amazing

>>133846110
disagree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tFbZ5kaY8&feature=youtu.be

>>133846329
Yo' mama is so fat she ran out in front of me so I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

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>>133883490

>>133846110
I painted my laptop black so it would run faster. Now it doesn't work.

>>133884399
kek
should have painted it white

>Whats the difference between a nigger and a deer?
>There are skid marks in front of the deer.

>>133884339
Lets get it out on the tray.

>>133846110
You notice how she didn't include blonde jokes. What a racist

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>>133847840
hold up, i gotchu

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>>133847840

>>133884828
see >>133873457

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>>133847840
not a duplicate reply

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>>133847840
ive got way too many of these, hold up
also i just realized you commented this 6 hours ago, so i hope you still receive them

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>>133847840
still not a duplicate reply

>>133846243
Jewish cars can all stop on a dime, but also pick them up.

How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?

shit in her cunt.

-

We need to get more mosquito nets to africa.

Every year, millions of mosquitos die needlessly of aids.

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>>133847840
naggers

>>133846110
What separates Humans from Animals?
>The Mediterranean

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>>133846329
This means you are fat. I used to be fat and would recoil in self-disgust when fat jokes were ripped around me. Fat people deserve derision for not being masters of their domain. Its like not beating off every time you have a feigning half-chub. Master yourself, you fat fucking disgrace.

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>>133847840
almost done now

>>133846110
How many citizens of Dredsden can you fit in a Mercedes? 200,000 if you use a shovel.

What's more funny than a dead baby in a dumpster? A dead baby in 5 dumpsters.

What's a faggot's favorite pickup line? "May I push in your stool sir?"

>>133846759
That's fucking hilarious. Just 6 million Jews in a line squealing OY VEY WE'LL SUE YOU and never just getting out of the way as Hitler keeps oofing and apologizing as he rolls along a Rude Goldberg-style adventure mowing down six million jews like a Katamari Damacy game.

How does this bitch not get the absurdist angle in all of that?

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>>133847840
i dont really have anything else to say

>>133848337
That and the only good snow is yellow.

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>>133847840
thats all the animals i have, but heres a relevant one for the thread

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>>133846110

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>>133847840

>>133846110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNrNrvBc8oo

>>133846110
>jokes that are the funniest

>>133874301
muh sides

>>133859931
That swollowing animation always bothers me. Looks like it hurts or something

>>133846110
A black guy and and a monkey are sat atop a tree.

What is the black guys job?

Assistant branch manager.

>>133846110
so a fat female black transgendered
gay jew walks into ausswitch and asks the gaurd "hey what goes on in this place?" and the gaurd replies "well you see your ashy elbows? we can help with that, we can also help you lose weight fast! but we cant help you being a woman, or whatever you are "

>>133877016

You did great in Anchorman 2.

What is the difference between jews and niggers?
Jews go on summer camps, and niggers on colonies.

>Hans please make us swimming pool
>he did it and filled with acid
>Hans you are dissolving us

>>133886084

I am LOL!

>>133846110
>jokes that I'm too much of a virtue signaling busybody to enjoy

>>133886451
forgot about the rape part, but i suppose everyone gets raped in the end

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>>133886516
>hans plz

>>133886708
Say what you want about Jews, but at least they never pulled this kind of shit.

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>>133886708
>burning the flag of Israel or revolutionary france is wrong

Challenge accepted

>>133865316
kek

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tfw every good meme is one of those

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>>133847840

>>133846110
holocaust jokes are actually quite popular here
always crack me up

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>>133846110

A Jewish boy and a Jewish girl walk into a oven.

>>133886970
top kek
best croc pepe i've seen

So this fat gay nigger walks into this bar , he pulls out his dick and rapes the bartender , a jew walks in and the nigger says i dont fuck women , the jew says , did you just assume my gender ? Nigger gases her and says hitler was right. The end

Ever heard about the chinese Godfather? He'll make you an offer you can't understand.

>>133882617
How fucking stupid can you be

>They both gain $10

You should have questioned yourself here but you were too fucking retarded to realize the obvious fallacy

>>133846110
I don't think holocaust jokes are very funny. anne frankly, I find them offensive.

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>>133846110
That's a top 7 funnest jokes for Gen Z.

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>>133846759
This comic is fucking gold.

>>133846110
Alright, let's do this
A fat, black, gay, transgender woman at a concentration camp accuses one of the guards of rape. He responds by putting her in the oven. When his fellow guard asks him why he's doing this instead of making the untermensch work like the others, he replies, "Vell, at least I didn't rape her!".
>inb4 shitty joke is shitty and you should go in the oven

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>>133887114
pre gud, 7/10, would tell at parent teacher conference night

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>>133886988

You guys also like that Nazi porn they outlawed. Where tall Aryan men and woman dominate you sexually and turn your people into sex slaves. You people really are some shifty cucks. You people even mind control your own people. Its fucking sad mane... 8(

>>133846243
>>133847789
only good joke itt

Jesus christ /pol/ has an awful sense of humor. This is 9gag-tier shit.

>>133887386
based Gen Z
>tfw filthy millennial who missed the best generation by 3 years
it hurts

>>133885956
That's also an animal though, anon.

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>>133846110
OPs mother is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck

they're all extremely funny and i laugh heartily at them

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>>133887585
They're gonna gas us lad, and it will be an honor.

>>133887563
The jewish dad one is incomplete though . It goes a jewsih boy asks his dad for 20 dollars , the jew goes 20 dolllars ! Oy vey why do you need 10 dollars ? Heres five dolars , hands him a dollar.

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>>133846110

Your mamma is so fat when she went sky diving. It got dark!

How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
>shit in her cunt

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
>The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up

Why do Mexicans have Sex Ed and Driver's Ed on the same day?
>The farmer needs his donkey back by the end of the day

>>133887851
you bet it will

>>133846329
The problem with fat jokes is that they're so many that they're already overlapping.

>>133883490
the only way this could be improved is if one stopped to pick up a coin

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>>133846954
I'll be on to my lawyer about that $100 you owe me.

>>133847840
I've seen a frog peep floating around

>>133888106
Lol oh fuck i missed this one

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>>133846110
>muh holocaust

>>133864381
I don't get it

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>>133888106
great addition to my collections since I only had pic related

>>133888214
fucking shadman.

>>133888214
kek
funniest thing is the diary of anne frank had some degenerate stuff in it, didn't it?

>>133848136
What do you get when you breed a nig with an octopus? We don't know but it's certainly very good in picking cotton.

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>>133888195
>>133888378
You're welcome, there's this one too which I picked up recently. Not as good as the others though, imo.

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never burn the coal in comp

>>133888214
Got more of this m8?

>>133888587
Haha who is the yellow guy supposed to be?

>>133888587
kek, I appreciate the new angle
>captcha: tokerb deliveries

I've been taking an Israeli martial arts course.
They taught me 12 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.

I was chatting up this liberal at the bar who said I needed to be more open to Muslim culture.

So I raped her.

>>133888723
Top kek!

Check my doubs!

I'm having regular sex with a blind woman.

The sex is great but it's hard getting her husbands voice right.

>>133846759
Wtf I love women now!

Isn't gang rape essentially democratic sex?

>>133888922
c...checked?

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>>133864103
wait but why does the jew get to sell the box - that means he claims ownership over the box and the $40 so he really just tricked the goy into giving away $20 for no reason

>>133888882
Nice

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Three men - an Australian, a Jew, and an Abo - are crossing the road, when a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly. They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to let them into Heaven.
The three plead and beg to be allowed to go back, as they're only young and haven't led full lives. Eventually, Saint Peter relents and lets them go back to earth - on the one condition that they each pay him $500.
The Aussie pays his $500 straight away, and BANG!!, he's back in the same street he had just left. Immediately, he goes into the nearest pub, and tells all of his mates his amazing story.
Of course, they don't believe him. "So," asks one mate, "if all this is true, then where's the Jew and the Abo?".
"Well," says the Aussie, "when I left them, the Jew had him down to $100, and the
Abo was arguing that the government should pay for it".

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>>133846110
Aww, come on - holocaust jokes are a gas.

>>133881270
>>133882617
lol

Here, watch this:

Jew = Goy

$20 = [Box] = $50

$0 = [$20+$20] = $30

$0 [$20+$20] = $30

$30 = [$20+$20]

$30 = [$40]

>>133883867
Well at least its a step up from the initial loss of $20 had the jew decided to put in his $20 then leave.

>>133889726
This joke can be edited for Burgers by changing the abo to a nigger and the aussie to a white guy.

>>133881270
Huh?

Why are there no niggers in he game Clue?
Wouldn't be much of a game then, would it?

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers

>>133846110
Stop me if you've heard this before…

>Antifa walk into 4chan with a fag, a fat fucking tub of shit, Soros' dick in your left hand and a frog in your pocket

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>>133888214

>>133867815
That's a good point.

They don't believe us, so they look it up to disprove us

And they stumble onto the truth.

We were right the whole time.

>>133846329
What a pussy. I'm a fatass, but I still chuckle at fat jokes

>>133888325
You lack the context of knowing where that comic strip comes from.

>>133889296
4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape

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Alright gang SEND THEM IN DROVES: racist joke incoming

>I was walking back home from the store and down the block. I saw a nigger walking down the street with a stolen TV, I panicked and, gasped to myself "SHIT IS THAT MINE!!!???" So i rushed home.

>When I got there, Sure enough it wasnt mine, mine was right there, picking the cotton like he was supposed to be.

>>133874901
>A muzzie walks into a gay bar
>50 faggots died

>>133888516
Protip: She never actually wrote a diary.