Who here is ready to get /culturallyenriched/ by the new Wrinkle in Time movie?
>>133843839
God FUCKING damn it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4U3TeY2wtM
That costume looks power rangers-tier, who the fuck is paying for this shit
Ugh. (((THEY))) destroyed a great story with (((their))) fucking political-SJW-blacks-are-superior-correctness bullshit.
Show me ONE black person who's even heard the word "tesseract".
> sorry white males, we did the math and it turns out there's just not that many of you in the future - our studies show there will be mostly racially ambiguous girls
>>133843945
This will be the next tomorrowland. (((Hollywood))) is hemorrhaging money on this shit.
>>133843839
Is this made by the same bitch who made Selma and the film 13th on Netflix?
>>133843945
Saying "dammit" with God before it is stupid. There are tons of things you can say instead.
>>133844314
>better run white boi
>>133843839
I'm sure the urban market has been clamoring for a Wrinkle in Time movie to appeal to their demographics.
This is going to be as good as Barbershop: The Next Cut.
>>133844687
What if I literally want God to damn this shit to hell so it can burn and drown in molten sulfur for eternity?
I thought jews loved money
This won't make more than 5 mil worldwide
>>133845534
not as much as they love desecrating existing cultural institutions
The who
The what
>>133844314
>mostly [something] [something] girls
This is fine by me
>>133843839
What kind of Fifth Element shit is this?
saw this cast lineup already and thought - what a fuckshow
not just because of the SJW slant with almost all minorities, but just the shit tier "actors'
>>133843839
Why is Oprah going Super Saiyan?