/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - Just fuck my party up edition

bump for dead male blacks

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Get comfy, faggots

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we're reaching levels of comfy that shouldn't be possible

>>133817518
We had a headshot and a neckshot in last thread. Also leg & shoulder GSW.

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One bumperino coming in

>>133817790
Just got here, sounds like I missed the fun.

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How cozy are you, /pol/? Not in Chiraq, I presume?

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The fun is just beginning

>white male hit over the head
I bet it was a gang of niggers.
Also, any versions of this with a live chat?

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>>133817811
Highly apreciated! Keep most comfy thread on /pol/ rolling.

>>133817975
Male black will never stop bringing fun (and sorrow).
Also
>person with a gun

>>133818238
BUUMP

>highly intoxicated, starting to pick a fight -or already fighting
Also
>shots fired
And
>a man with a seizure

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>>133818238
It is quite comfy tonight. How is everyone doing?

>that guy dropped a bag with some kind of metallic object inside it

>victim #1
>male
>shot in the neck
>critical condition
>victim #2
>shot in the right leg
>stable

Stable is not a condition REEEEEE!

>>133818764
i'm cool. my pet squirrel that moved into the yard got turned into a pancake. but i'm cool,

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>>133818650
>>133818764
Lads, this is really enjoyable. Doing fine while petting my doggo and drinking a cold one.
Live is good!

>>133818764
>>133819011
>>133819060
inside avoiding the rain in Alaska. eating russian dumplings and drinking beer..pretty comfy desu

>>133818764
Chillin' downstate away from the hoods. Fairly comfy but getting ready for bed even though it is Real Robert Hours.
>20 shots fired, automatic gun

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>TWENTY
>TWENTY SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>automatic gunfire

>>133817369

/comfy/

>someone just cut off caller's finger

>male cut off his finger!

>caller is highly intoxicated, her bf needs help, no further information.
And
>a burglar alarm
Weather will be good today. Germany, 09:45

Somebody just cut off his finger

>guy with a knife and a bloody shirt just came into the laundromat
>said he killed his wife and kids

Did I hear that right>

>>133819718

Listening while GTA SAing, heard the same thing. Holy shit

>>133819718
thats what i heard..

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>>133819718
He needed help cleaning up

>>133819718
Did not get it but …this is just Chiraq.

>Female unit watch your keys

What was that operator bitching about so much?
>Watch your keys(???)

>>133818764
A car was smashed in the wall and on fire on I-55 on my way home from stock car races, blacks neighbors on their porch sound like they are screaming and fighting, but that's just how they talk to each other. many of incidents I've heard tonight are just blocks away from me. Still comfy.

>>133820163
"Don't accidentally turn your radio on because you're just transmitting background noise and tying up the radio"

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>>133819846
Next time i murder someone, i'll do the most logical thing… asking in a laundrymat to clean up the mess.

Did Mohamed got robbed by male hispanicx?

>loud argument outside
>female heard screaming get off me

Enrichment in progress?

>>133820404
Male black mating ritual.

>2 males on grass singing
Lol

>three gunshot wounds
>two to the upper left arm
>one to the upper left chest
>currently in serious condition

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Going to make bacon & eggs for comfyness overkill.

KEEP THE THREAD BUMPED

>More GSWs

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>male walking with a gun with an en extended clip
>serious condition - 3 gunshot wounds

>caller heard gunshots and screaming

>checking the tracks

>Roosevelt and Ashland hit and run

>chris tucker got bit by the girlfriend's dog

>bit by a dog at his girlfriends house
> 4 shots heard
AH HA HA

>Chris Tucker got bitten by a dog at his gf house
And
>4 shots fired

10-1 Mulligan & Diversey
Oh shit

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>>133822496
>>133822579
Kek, go and find this cuck tucker on fb

>four in custody
>one offender down with a weapon recovered

Did Robert have to put down a feral nog?

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>>133819846

.>>133822809
not sure yet
>P.O.s OK

>female choking and foaming at the mouth

>Fight at the McDonalds parking lot

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>>133823046
dats dat mcRib dawg

>person shot ...(something) and Mackinaw

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>>133817369
Greetings from our workplace (small car repair shop). We have had been listening this for few weeks, never let's you down.
Also we been wondering that if there is no gun store in chigaco city limits where the hell dindus get this gear?

>two female black took his phone and wallet and pushed him out of the car

Stolen range rover.

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>>133823354
greetings friend. you must work with some cool dudes. And as for the weapons, an FBI truck was recently stolen and relieved of firearms and other tactical gear. Other than that, black market guns would be my guess

>>133823354
Hey Finnland, small used car sale & repairs here. To answer your question, there are unconfirmed rumors: http://www.bbc.com/news/av/magazine-37262737/chicago-killings-it-s-like-crates-of-guns-got-dropped-off
Also one nog had an rpg some times ago.

>>133823354
Some say Anderson Cooper from CNN leaves crates of guns around for Male Black to find. If you know what I mean.

People are fighting outside of the ER. Please.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Robert leave that key open! I want to hear the chimpout in the back!

>fighting outside the ER

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>>133823704
I never heard conclusively whether the FBI's M4 and Glocks were recovered. News piece said the "gear" was recovered from another vehicle. No mention of the guns though.

>>133823354
Welcome aboard. Most of the weapons are street / black market acquisitions I suspect

The fighting outside the ER turned into
>shot fired

>>133824089
this one says only they declined to comment either way, another one said only the guns were missing. hmmm, msm having trouble getting the story straight..

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/fbi-agent-to-thief-driving-off-in-his-suv-you-dont-want-to-do-this/
>Firearms and tactical gear, including a ballistic vest, were in the car. An FBI spokesman would not say precisely how many or what type of weapons were inside, and he declined to say Wednesday whether they had been recovered. In court, a prosecutor only mentioned a radio and tactical equipment.

>>133824089
kooky pic, i like it

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>wagon

>>133824308
If the guns were recovered they would have been all over it confirming the story. Declining to comment equals "not recovered" in my book.

>>133824382
Thx I had a bit of fun with it.

>had to leave the house, with 5 kids, now looking for a shelter.

>6 shots fired at Walgreens
Every. Single. Night.

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>>133824308
>>133824089
>>133823895
>>133823704
>>133823834

Yeah you know that there is tons of these old gangbangers from chigaco saying same thing all over:
No gun store in chigaco city limits.
Dindus don't have cash for guns anyway.
Where they get unlimited ammo?
Everybody knows these mystery crates appearing in hood 4-6am in morning full of well mili armaments.
Same time Robert fights the male black with no vest =D

>4 to 5 shots fired
>AH HA HA

And when I tell you to stand by, you stand the fuck by

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Ok fellow Roberts, gtg to attend a SilverstoneGP bbq. Keep your keys checked & stay comfy!

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>>133817369
They mostly chimp at night.

Mostly...............

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>12 shots fired in the alley
>AH HA HA

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>shootin up the alley, about a bakers dozen der baab

gotta make alley's illegal now

how the fuck did someone manage to survive 85 years?

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4 to go for blackout.

>>133825169
if the mystery crates thing is true, it would be like some federal version of munchausen sydrome by proxy?

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>trying to open Starcucks...but a male homeless is playing with himself

>>133817369
I hate this thread, you can listen forever, but it's watching people throw their lives and endless tax money on an endless trash fire: nothing changes.

how do you make Chicago worth the time and effort instead of staring into the void?

>>133825169
>>133826252

I wouldn't pay any creedence to a hoodspiracy bounced off a finnish anon.

They've mentioned a shooting at the hospital. I think. Now they need an ambulance at the hospital for Male Black.

>>133827172
>at Mount Sinai ER
Why do they need an amberlamps if they are already at ER? ...scratches head

Heavy set Male Hispanic is at the corner eating foliage or molesting plants I don't know.

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>heavyset male spic pulling up plants and bushes
just doing a bit o' gardening

Harpies Yonder! ambiance. I like it.

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30 fries 'til sunrise