Mixed Daughter kicking our garage door trying to get in, WTF! She has a key and a remote for the garage door. I guess that is trying to be hood?
Brings over a black guy wearing dark plastic frame sunglasses with what looks like ace bandage ramped around his head with a purple philly ravens hat on.
> I’m on full alert and go to my gun locker,
> wife knows I have one, but doesn’t understand since I don’t own guns.
I grab my midnight special, tuck it into my pocket.
He comes in, makes these weird “ooooohhhhh, dank” and “ohhhhhhhh, you guys balling”
Finish grilling, wife offers him ginger ale, water, diet coke, or coke zero. He says coke zero, never tried it.
As I set table spots at and my wife transfers meat to serving platters he walks into our kitchen and falls over all the sudden.
Says he slipped on a spill
> Oh fuck, I just became the supermarket spill and fall.
Immediately yell, let me help you up
>Squeezing his arm til it will pop.
> take him outside to our front porch,
“really, did you really think you could do a slip and fall accident in a house? We don’t have the same liability with negligence as a grocery store, are you dumb?”
> Ask what negligence is
> say duty and breach
>Still doesn’t understand
> You can’t fuck a person up if they know are you are doing
> Finally gets it
> Runs away
Step daughter is furious,
Wife asks if I said something racist
No,
God damnit, I became more racist than ever.
1/1 Typical night now.
Be me, 37 year old, Lawyer, have stable job.
Married 7 years, with a beautiful wife with a half-breed child.
Half-breed is 16.
Have two daughters, both beautiful and white
Half-breed helps but is perpetually lazy.
Saturday, well shit I am going to grill.
Ask family who is coming over to the wife, maybe her dad or mom, her cousin William lives nearby.
Halfy: I invited my boyfriend over!
Me (I’ve never had to deal with this, this is a family home).
Go to Dillon’s, Kroger brand. Buy ground beef chuck, patties, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, (I use mayo on everything) and even buy some pepper bacon from the meatman at the meat case.
I start grilling, my daughters are with their mother on the porch with this giant umbrella over them. Hear a weird sound. Go outside to investigate.
>>133816817
>mixed daughter
stopped reading right there
>>133816977
Bix nood, actually, it seems life my wife doesnt understand alot
>>133816887
Continue
>>133817107
she isn't mine, but being older, you have to fine pretty women, most of them have mix raced chidlren
>>133817140
1 is two and two is 1
>>133817217
We figured as much
Now wheres 3?
You got an audience
Tits or gtfo
>>133816817
You there OP? Remember, being a faggot is a choice...
>>133818287
nah, i was taking this poor woman in with her scared child, 7 years later
>>133816887
I'm here.