Leave Trump to me

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>>133813463
>The face of what happens if you only lived on soy for the past 20 years.

hello dumb fucks. thanks for trusting me to be commander-in-chief of your army and navy, despite the fact that there might not be another man on the planet who projects as much weakness and awkwardness as i do.

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Zuckerberg looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt as he enslaved people to the matrix. Very very disrespectful.

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>>133813463
I really hope Facebook runs for President.

Look at that fucking kid. Look at him! You think America is electing that shit? Think again

>>133813619
Wait, what? That doesn't even look human. Are we sure that isn't shopped to make fun of him? Cause holy shit if that isn't... That's some maximum uncanny valley going on.

Shhhhh don't tell them!

>>133813803
It's called being a Jew.

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>>133813463
America wont elect a Jew

>>133813463
>the rock vs cuckerberg
who wins??

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>>133813936

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>>133813729
I love these

Jeebus! He's already said a bajillion times he ain't running. This guy like the power he has, which is already greater than any world leader.

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>>133813973
I fucking love these.

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>>133814153

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>>133814244
They are great

Change the article title to: Why electing another Jew will certainly help all of us out

>>133813716
>in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

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Makes me feel weird looking at him.

>>133814454
The ironic part is the man who could see was later attacked and had his eyes ripped out because everyone thought they were causing insanity.

>>133813716

It amazes me how content these shitheads are with themselves despite being billionaires.

Dude, If I was rolling in billions, I'd be jacked. I'd have the best team of personal trainers, all the roids I needed, facial reconstruction, whatever I wanted to at least not look so fucking ugly.

I also wouldn't do that average Bill Gates shit and wear blue jeans and five dollar shirts. I would seriously stroll down the aisle in the most ridiculous pimp shit I could. Just because I could. Keep it fun.

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>>133813463
>(((Zuckerberg)))
Providence smiles upon the God Emperor.

>>133814546
That'd be the shit to do, wait for your motivation to get /fit/ peaks out one day and riding that high hire a trainer and just give him total carte blanche to go drill sergeant on your ass until you're a god.

>>133813463
Listen bad go- Republicans, Zuckerberg is your DREAM president and you'll vote him into office in 2020 alright?
You will vote him in, Drumpf is a disaster, you got that you fucking scum?

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Fuck the zuck

I am voting Tom from Myspace

>>133813463

If you watch any interviews or live streams of him he comes off as disingenuous and creepy. He has none of the charisma or speaking ability to become potus, not in a million years

>>133813716
I can't think of a more blatant Bad End than President Zuckerberg.

Game over man, game fucking over.

>>133813463
Does he mean it would be a "Dream come true for Republicans" if he got the Democratic nomination? Rank and file GOP is the party of Trump, and as this last election proved, the GOP elite are irrelevant.

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>>133813619
FOOLISH FACEBOOK USERS! BOW TO YOUR LORD, ZUCKLEBUG DODECAHEDRON! OUR LORD EXISTS ON A LEVEL BEYOND YOUR PATHETIC, INFANTILE COMPREHENSION!!

>>133814817
Tom would win in a landslide. I mean, he's friends with everybody.

>>133813463

I for one welcome my Jewish overlords. Zuck 2020!

>>133813773
Don't underestimate the posterboy + MSM + Social media rigged against common sense combination. You may see through them, but many don't.

>tfw the democrats somehow manage to double down on the robotic character of their candidates

>>133813729
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>>133814327

Is it odd that I find these to be complete gibberish?
Am I being autistic? Is it just tl;dr?

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>>133814546
So basically you would be McGregor then. He fits great in this, our current timeline desu.

>>133813463
>As i took a bite of this protein wrapped in a pasted wheat substitute i was reminded of the time my butler angered me by forgetting to add vanilla to my hot morning cocoa. I had him disposed of immediately, he would not anger me again.

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>>133815161

Zuck is doing Kim Il Jong tier public appearances lately. It seems He's a down to earth man of the people after all.

I think a presidential run is pretty much a sure thing at this point. He even found god last week apparently.

Zuckerberg/Clinton 2020

>>133815262
I don't care how much brainwashing they use, Zuckerberg looks sixteen

No one is going to elect their lazy pothead son President

>>133815292
Maybe you are too much of a human goy go to understand the mind of a Semitic Demigod like the Zucc.

>>133815304

What a fucking embarrassment. Mayweather behaves whiter than this retard.

>>133815313
>This
I'm seriously impressed. I don't know how the Dems manage to find a more robotic and boring person than Hillary.

>>133815348
He found G_d, not God. It's just a ruse, Jews never stop being Jews no matter what they say they believe.

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>>133815348
God I hope he does it.

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One word....PRESIDENTIAL.

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>>133814546
That’s just the normal rich guy stuff, I would live like Oscar the grouch, in a trash can, and all of my friends would be shady hookers and corner crack dealers.

>>133813463
zuckerberg is an autist with unremarkable technical ability who was in the right place at the right time. you listen to the guy speak for 5 minutes and you know the presidency is way out of his depth

>>133815720
I knew the left was fucking delusional but this would be a whole new level. We need to make it happen. Everyone needs to be registered as democrats and feel the Zuck in 2020.

>>133815720
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALL-EYED CRETIN

>>133815959
*In the primaries

>>133814797

Clearly he means a dream opponent. Literally only Jeb thinks Zuckerberg is cool.

>>133813463
He's like 5'6 and not a good public speaker. He stands no chance of winning.

>>133815959

I would happily cough up Pay-per View fees to watch him and Trump debate.

>>133813463
Thats the same look a porn star makes after taking a facial

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>>133813463
Look, I know I spied on you, I know I manipulated your information streams so I could mold you as I saw fit, but now I'm going to program you all to trust me with the keys to the kingdom.
And I will make a very good king, as will my WFAM hapa children. Won't you think of the children? Of course you will think of the children.
Because I will it.

>>133816080
Low-energy high five between Jeb! and Zuck = gold. I want this to happen so badly.

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>>133813463
There's a good chance that Zuckerberg will be America's first truly great Republican president come 2020.

>>133815549
Kek, my buddy was just saying the same thing. McGreggor is more of a nigger than Floyd.

>>133816264
lmao

>mfw he was overseeing this from the start
>mfw Facebook is the worlds greatest ad campaign platform of all time

>>133813463
>(((republicans)))

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>>133815161
What were those strange symbols on the walls though? Perhaps he really was friends with ((everybody)).

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>>133813463
kek is this faggy jew the best the deep state has?

>>133813619
Nah just the face of a White mixed jew. They are mockeries of white people. Not white.

>>133815304
it takes an irishman to out nigger a nigger

>>133816264

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>>133816264
Kek

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>>133816264
Somehow I could imagine the whole thing in his faggoty estrogen-laden voice kek.

>>133815292
not understanding weaponized autism

get out

>>133813463
Can't wait until they use that interview where's he's sweating like a jew spotting a penny on the ground as they expose his jewlluminati jacket.

>>133813973

Fuckin gold

>>133814487
first laugh at /pol/ in weeks

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>>133813803
Filthy halfbreed mudbloods

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>>133813463
It would be fun to see the sweaty Jew sperg out and forget his lines. It would also be fun to listen to Peter Thiel's play-by-play of Zuck's fuckups.

people who still like Zuckerberg must be complete retards
This human parasite like Bill Gates has declared himself part of the illuminati and wants to niggerise everyone on the planet with UBI

>but but... I thought that would help everyone

By "help" you mean enslave
taxes would be massively increased as part of agenda 21 and the Paris climate agreement to pay for UBI
of course Zuckerscum and the rest wouldn't have to pay

fuck zuck

moot 2020!

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CNN has Racist hiring practices.

>>133813619
>reptillians arent rea-

>>133813463
Hmm I wonder how a richfuck plutocrat will govern, what sort of policies he will favor. It almost boggles the mind trying to figure it out.

pol alone, with zero help could end a zucksketeer run I shit you not, the meme magic spewed forth would literally create a frog god on this physical plane. The gate could not be closed once if is opened though and old gods will come forth.

>>133813463

> Zuckerberg
> 2020

If you want Trump to make 4580% of the popular vote, be my guest.

>>133813619
>this is the best professional make-up artists and photographers could make him look
Ponder on that boys!

>>133813463
He has the most punchable face I've ever seen in my life.

All these clowns going to run against Trump thinking they have a chance is just delicious. It's fantastic to see them so eagerly digging their own grave.

>>133813463
He's right

I really hope Zuck runs for the Democrats, he has literally no chance, even worse than Hillary

>>133815573
I'm convinced that a large portion of the Democratic party's base is actually autistic, and not in a 4chan meme sort of way, but real autism

>>133813463
A GENIUS, he knows HTML!

>>133813463
The first debate this midget cyborg kike brings out his step stool to shake hands with other candidates it is over for him

>>133813463
yeah i know he was an atheist and everything but, y'now

hes good at dose computahs, he does my facebooks really good, real smaht kid

They're not serious are they? Zucc is who Boomer Jews think young people admire, when IRL he's a butt of a data mining joke at best. They are out of their minds if they think anyone will actually vote for this psycho

>>133813463
cuckerfag gonna fail
if there's anything republicans hate it's technology and that darnfounded internet

>>133814444
digits confirm

Dude called people fucking idiots for trusting him with their information when he first started Facebook. I can already see the plethora of propaganda aimed at him because of that comment.
It will never happen.

There is all the shady shit that has come out about him and FB and there are still billions of people using it, knowing what it's really for. And y'all think that will stop normies from voting for him? Hahahahaha
He is going to run on a gibs campaign, universal basic income, savior of the economy as automation leads to mass unemployment. Normies will be begging for Zuck as the last breaths of liberty are strangled from this planet. Enjoy this time while it lasts

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>>133814487
Hahaha holy shit

>>133813463

Don't underestimate him the way the enemy underestimated Trump.

>>133814546
And that's why you're not a billionaire

>>133813463

There is no way He would run as a republican, He would be fucked as soon as a moderator at a debate asked him about shit like gay marriage and the 2nd Amendment.

>>133814546
Indian detected

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>>133814546
>I would seriously stroll down the aisle in the most ridiculous pimp shit I could

>>133813463
even eating a sandwich he has jew hands

>>133814327
More
More
MOOOOORRREEEEE

>>133813463

He is such a democrat.

>>133815850
>you listen to the guy speak for 5 minutes and you know the presidency is way out of his depth

But most people knew that about Trump.

>>133814911

So, he is 2020's Ted Cruz?

>>133813463
I love how stupid these people are, they STILL don't get why Trump was elected lmao

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Zuckerberg will never be president.
He's too white and it's a woman's turn next

>>133813644
there is a saying in croatia: tiha voda brege dere!

(silent water mows down mountains)

>>133816264
best one

>>133824663

>He is such a democrat.

are you 16? this guy is as technocrat amoral as they come.

>>133816314
assuming he runs on the republic ticket? what about drumpf?

>>133813463
>see goyim I'm eating a BLT sandwich just like you

>>133813463
This jew has 0 fucking charisma. He'll get a few morons to vote for him on his name alone, but that's about it.

>>133825353
Yeah... democrat.

>>133825427
More like
>OBSERVE, FELLOW HUMANS, AS I TOO ENJOY THE ANIMAL FLESH AND PLANT FIBERS BETWIXT THESE STARCH SLABS BECAUSE I AM ALSO A HUMAN YES.

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>>133813463

Donald Trump was the first Jew in the whitehouse. Let's go for a two-fer

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>>133826068
>REALISTIC FACIAL EXPRESSION SIMULATION SOFTWARE UPDATED

>>133826244
>Trump the first jew president
>not Rosenfeld

>>133826599
Was Teddy Jewish too? Quick rundown?

>also Eisenhowerberg redpills pls

>>133826599
turkroach detected

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>>133813463
He's so gross how he tries to do pleb tier shit to relate with normies. Anyone who has to TRY to act normal is a fucking weirdo.

>>133814546
Sounds like you just have massive heaps of insecurities

He's horny walking to the stage

>>133829737
Probably all those people around him are extras hired to look as casual as possible to make him look normal.

>>133813716
kek, one of his best

>>133829737
this. also, does he own any other fucking clothing? he dresses worse than i do and that's only because i'm broke as fuck. i'd be wearing brioni suits and whatnot if i had the cash. fucking jew probably pinching pennies with his chink wife who's just glad to get rice each day and his twenty dollar walmart hoodie. fucking hate this clown.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW CAN HE LOOK SO ODD.

>>133830766
The Zuck just wants to blend in with us. He's doing his best despite being an alien with spray-on skin.

>>133813463
based CIA puppet to put Trumpkins in his place

>>133831092
if aliens would think he's a fucking sperglord.

>>133831234
meant even. even aliens. fuck.

>>133813716
Yes, YES! While these goyim are distracted, I can activate the mind control device!

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>>133816264
where are these from? I cant find the correct subreddit

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>>133814327
These remind me of the Kevin O'Leary copypastas

>>133813729
Lmao. I love how he says visiting a cow farm was "most illuminative". It sounds like some arrogant condescending British aristocrat going among the peasants for the first time in his life

>>133813619
David Icke was right

>>133831417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiudBq7z8wk

Lizard confirmed

>>133831417
The Redpill, the Ickepill, and the Bogpill. These are the 3 pills of enlightenment and are to be taken in order.

2020 is gonna be Zuckerberg vs. The Rock vs. Trump in a triple threat match. The Rock is the Republican nominee, Zuck the democratic. Trump pushed the party too far and doesn't want him reelected. Trump dominates and secures the France-USA-Russia alliance.

>>133814546
well, zuckerberg t-shirts are custom-made by Brunello Cucinelli, costing around $300 a piece. the hoodies probably cost $1000-$2000.
the famous turtleneck sweatshirt of steve jobs cost around 500-600 dollars.
just because it looks cheap, it doesn't mean it's cheap.

>>133814546
He wouldn't get away with half the shit he does if he dressed like that. He has to look as unthreatening as possible so people don't start to see him as an evil genius. He maintains a carefully crafted facade of just a schmuck who made it big, you should trust him because he's just like you but he got lucky, and he still thinks like you just because he looks like you.

That's how they getcha.

>>133816264
nice

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>>133831550
OY VEY, SSSSSHUT IT DOWN!!

>>133815292
It might be an ESL problem

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>>133813619
It's like staring into the cold vacuum of space.

>>133830766
He seriously owns multiple sets of that outfit so he doesn't have to think about what he wants to wear in the morning.

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>>133813463
Zuck looks inbred desu.

>>133813773
>You think America is electing that shit?

he can't win he's a jew, sorry but the south won't ever vote for a jew a mormon or an Italian

>>133832081

it's that MKUltra homosex, he wears it on his face

Ahh, this sandwich is providing me with much nourishment! You humans did a good job preparing! I will breed more of your kind when I'm president!

>>133814546
>Dude, If I was rolling in billions, I'd be jacked.

but he's not rolling in billions, the CIA is, and they hired him or trained him to be what he is

it's the money behind him you worry about, I think the CIA is trying to fuel jew nazi style drama, I heard a caller on NPR calling George Soros and all the well known Democratic senators evil communist jews the other day

I know that was one of you guys

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How can goyims even compete?

>>133832070
>One aspect the film makers did get right was Mr Zuckerberg's wardrobe, including the famous grey T-shirt that he reportedly wears every day.

>Mr Zuckerberg said he owns multiple versions of the same T-shirt, as clothing, along with breakfast, is a "silly" decision he doesn't want to spend too long making. He is also too busy looking after the world's largest social network.

>"I really want to clear my life so that I have to make as few decisions as possible about anything except how to best serve this community.

>"I'm in this really lucky position where I get to wake up every day and help serve more than 1bn people, and I feel like I'm not doing my job if I spend any of my energy on things that are silly or frivolous about my life, so that way I can dedicate all of my energy towards just building the best products and services."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/11217273/Facebooks-Mark-Zuckerberg-Why-I-wear-the-same-T-shirt-every-day.html

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>>133816314
Zuckerberg is only one of two people who truly look like flesh people.

>>133814177
>already greater than any world leader
not accurate, but possible. he may be aiming for something more like unelected world dictator by building a cult of personality around himself then backing that up with controlling the masses through facebook and a private army.

>>133813619
moot sure has gone downhill over the years

I will set fire to myself outside FB HQ if he even thinks about it.

>>133832430
Oh shit I thought you were using satire. Holy fuck he actually said all of that. Fuck.

>>133831550
>>133831417
>>133813619
We should meme a Lizard man conspiracy, but only make Jews the Lizard people. But never mention their Judaism and act like its just a (((coincidence)))

>>133832613
>literally whom
But seriously fuck moot the Google sellout faggot.

>>133813463
Republicans love Trump. More than 80% of their base approve of him.

>>133832734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiudBq7z8wk

>>133832829
What the fuck is wrong with his eyes? He can't even say Lizard without looking away either

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>>133832476
>building a cult of personality around himself

Mark.. I.. don't know how to tell you this but-

>>133831395
Did you even read the rest of it

>>133832734
>This causes people to actually look up kikes in an effort to become the best lizard memer only to accidentally discover the truth instead
>It appears as a greenpill, but morphs into the redpill once it is too late to turn back
Genius idea kraut.

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>>133829737
>When the Asian Chad who fucks your wife is stalking you.

>>133832734
Oh, like what we've been doing for the past decade? Good idea Hans.

>>133814546
Nigger detected. Flag checks out.

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>>133813943
Ummm.. sweetie? Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>133833188
I am now fully convinced. Dammit lads, must /pol/ always be right every time?

>>133815019
Can I get a basic run down?

>>133832613
what is a moot?

>>133813463
I would actually pay money to hear Trump's thoughts on master cuck Zuck.

>>133813463
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe only humans can become president of the united states, which would exclude Zuckerberg.

>>133814546
>I'd be jacked. I'd have the best team of personal trainers, all the roids I needed, facial reconstruction, whatever I wanted to at least not look so fucking ugly.

why?

what's the point of wasting time in the gym if you are a billionaire

>>133832829
look at that reptilian nose!
definitely a lizard man

>>133816264
I'm about to start a shift at a job that makes me want to kill myself, I needed this.

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>>133816264
Very well done

>>133813463
why should this kike run for the Republicans?

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>>133813463
Dems run cuckerberg
dont realize that its libcucks who use kikebook and all hate his TOS bs and dont bother voting for him.

>>133834141
Some people need that for their egos. (((Bezos))) looks like he roids and takes HGH now. He's a manlet though so his self esteem is terrible.

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>>133813729
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>>133835049
These are deadly memes.

>>133814280
this one sucks.

>>133832430
desu I'd do something similar in his position.

>>133829737
wow he looks really uncomfortable to have his privacy invaded like that

Zuckerberg was a smart kid who came up with a idea that corporate/political america latched onto as a tool/weapon and he became super wealthy with it.

He has no experience outside social media. It would be a absolute joke. When the demorats said trump has no experience, it would be amplified x10 for this guy.

Can't wait for 2020, "Zuckerberg" vs "The Rock" in the democratic primaries. Too much testosterone vs none at all.

Jeb will be a highlight of the republican primaries.

Anyone else but this loser jew, hell I'll take Chelsea over him

>>133825248
and saying stupid shit like that is why no one takes you seriously Dario

>>133829737
I wanna cuck the Zuck.

>>133829737
Is he really that short?

>>133837565
>zuccsurroundedbyblackguys.jpg

>>133816116
>He stands no chance of winning.

what if thy trained him to stop sniffing his armpits and showing people the satanic symbols inside his clothing?

>>133826177
Checked and holy shit I thought it was exaggerated (the WOAH after the mention of the girls) but here it is, he seems to be on the spectrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4XGbZ7IrC8

>>133834141
>what's the point of wasting time in the gym if you are a billionaire

you will live longer in a natural way, constant surgery makes you really unhappy

>>133837093
>Zuckerberg was a smart kid who came up with a idea that corporate/political america latched onto as a tool/weapon and he became super wealthy with it.

still no evidence he is anything beyond an actor

>dream come true for republicans
dems said the same thing about trump. I wouldn't discount a guy with a media empire as big as facebook's, even if zuck is totally incompetent socially himself.

>>133826244
>Donald Trump was the first Jew in the whitehouse. Let's go for a two-fer

FDR? Teddy Roosevelt? all those guys were secret jews

>>133829261
>Was Teddy Jewish too? Quick rundown?

yup, group of German aristocrats in their bloodline that were covert jews since the 1830s

they had to pretend to be christian to be able to buy property in Europe

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>>133814546
>facial reconstruction, whatever I wanted to at least not look so fucking ugly.

>>133813463
-berg

>>133838368
But that's the thing, right? Politics is all about the socially competent. Look at Trump, rivaling Clinton as the most socially competent president of the post-war era.

he isn't going to run for the democrats. if he's running, he'll go independent, promoting animal fee fees, green whatsoever and tax & jobs shenanigans, so he can appease them all.
some of the megabosses of SV may be liberal at heart, but they know they can't alienate half of the country - you rarely see a SV top boss (not some pajeet CEO but the founders and largest shareholders) with strong political positions.

>>133829737
There's a chad behind him who could literally bench press both of their combined weight.

He's definitely looking at that chink's arse too.

Based tbqh, I'd vote for him over zuck the cuck.

>>133813463
I'd vote for him. We need a futurist in office. Honestly, if you don't have a STEM degree or background, you shouldn't be about to hold a political position.

>>133813463

There is nothing about him that says "strategist."
Even with Trump, whichever way you view him, you have to admit he was at least in the business of getting things done and dealing with people.
Zuckerberg hasn't done shit but make a website.

>>133838858
well, he's smart and has 3 years and unlimited funding to get his shit in order.

if he's still a socially inept retard during the 2020 campaign season, I'll take it all back.

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>>133813463
>>133813729
>>133813936
>>133813973
>>133814280
>>133814327

Not that I'm a fan of Zuc by any means, but why do these memes work with Zuc, but no with say, Trump, who is also a billionaire?

>>133813463
Could you explain how Mark Noseberg would be a dream come true for republicans?

>>133839309
If the Democrats run him Republicans get a free win.

>>133813463
fuck this ZuckerJew and what he did to the founder of Jacketbook.

>we will not forgive
>we will not forget

Zuckerberg DIES in 2020

>>133839002
a website that governs and manages billions of peoples from all over the world

As much as I hate to admit but Zuck has experience, moreso than business man trump who's only good at delegating and putting out mission statements

>>133839161
He has that pseudo intellectual, out of touch personality that goes very well with these memes

>>133839730
That's right Mark.

Did you think i'd let you ever live down what you and Sean did in CA?

>think again fucko, yer dead af

>>133815262
Yep, they will hide him and only show commercials and he could skip the debates and just run a fuck ton of commercials on TV.

>>133814546
12 year old detected

Watch this Zuck is Cucked by his own AI Jarvis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n44bb3VSNA

>>133813463

>you will leave to see the incumbent call his challenger Mark Cuckerburg in the presidential race.

Thank you kek.

>>133839823

Nope.
Its just a website that gets pushed around by governments and corporations.
Easily swayed by public opinion. Influenced by the ad market.

We need to compile dirt against him so his chances of presidency are ruined.

So far he tried kicking native Hawaiians off of a certain part of a land so he can build a mansion.

>>133829737

It's true that far eastern oriential women just don't age well.

Some white women look hot when much older, have even seen black, latina, east indian women age well but have NEVER seen one oriental woman who didn't look terrible when older. Cute at 18 but that's it.

>>133813716
this picture always scare me i dont know why

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>>133815161
underrated

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>>133832104
>a jew a mormon or an Italian
This is correct.
t. yankee faggot, but God bless the South

>>133815161
Jokes aside, people actually remember Tom fondly. Can't say the same for Cuckberg.


If there was an election between the two today, Tom would win by a landslide.

>>133837093
>Zuckerberg was a smart kid who came up with a idea
>came up with a idea
>a idea
He stole the foundation for kikebook, and YOU write like a nigger. Don't come back.

>>133813463
>>133813716
So what's the Jewish plan here? "Vote for Zuckerberg or we'll expose all the data we've mined from your personal lives?"

Considering Democrats are literally breaking the laws these days to try and win elections, that's not a stretch.

>whole thread saying he has no chancr and to please run
>literally what leftists said about Trump

Careful what you wish for

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"Eat like regular people" Please run...please. I want to see the soy-face dismantled.

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>>133815820
This nigga gets it.

>>133843231
clearly fake.

>>133839856
Yep. I imagine him being a condescending cunt. Like the apple owners on that episode of South Park, believing he owns all his Facebook users.

Trump is old school set you up in a grossly overpriced tacky looking hotel to please you type of rich. Then he praises the gift he gives you and tries to make a deal.

Zucc is the "I paid your house off for you, LOVE ME NOW PLEASE IM THE GREATEST, oh and by the way in that paperwork i tricked you into signing says I now own everything you have BUT DONT WORRY ILL LET YOU KEEP IT BECAUSE IM SO AMAZING!!!.. **Mutters under breath 'stupid fucking idiots'**" type rich.

Aka, a sociopath. And not the type who can hide it. He's basically male Hillary Clinton.

>>133814546
>billionaire
I would wear King Edward the seconds armor, and drive around town in a gold plated army surplus 6x6, with strippers in the back. Prolly go Bass fishing in the HMS Ark Royal too.

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>>133843231
>he took this seriously
you might have the tism

>>133843231
It's satire.

>>133814444
I'm gonna have to check the fuck out of your digits

Winklevoss twins suing Zuckerburg because they came up with Harvard douchebags running for President first.

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>>133841990
Why do jews have so shitty hair?

>>133831550
god he's so autistic it hurts

and i literally am on the autism spectrum

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>>133829737
the man in the background loves lanterns. just look at him and how he's so much in love with this beautiful, lovely lantern. he's even pressing his lower body against it.
just look close again, watch his eyes and his hand and how softly he touches this soft, comfy lantern.

Have any American presidents been crypto Jews? Maybe it's time to break the matzah ceiling goys!

>>133816264
I need more of these.

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>>133838407
every US president, (((EVERY US president))) for the last 100+ years has been a crypto-jew.

>>133826244
shows how little you fucking know.

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Start the meme machine against cuckerberg pls.

>>133829737
Kek this fucking nerd makes his security dress as shitty as he does. Prob knows any other dude would be more well dressed/presented and doesn't want his staff making him look more shit with his hoodies and tees. Pic related how it's done.

>>133814923
>ultra-globalism with Facebook as the interface
Yeah, that's a dead end for humanity

>>133814327
These are so great.
>Can we trend #Zuckermeme?

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>>133813463
Like Trump's going to run again

>>133813463
I don't understand this democratic system, it's totally illogical. Why reward people who already have everything? Facebook is very overrate also. All this exists for monopolization purposes. They are friends, they need a friend in government.

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>democrats

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>>133829737
Perfectly sums up American power structure of ownership in USA, a Jew and a Chinese.

>>133826244
Teddy Roosevelt was the first Jew.

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>>133815262
Didn't work for Hillary. The harder they push it, the more it turns Americans off.

>>133813463
Can you imagine how little respect this idiot will get from other country leaders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

>>133834392
How would you feel if, during that job, someone came in and made you eat a newspaper?

I would bet my ass the he is related to at least one Roman Emperor.
Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus(Mark Caligula)

Guys Jews tried to imitate Romans for 500 Years and that at the end they look similar.

But he look Roman, round chin, small but high cheek bones round head, curly hair and Light skin with light eyes.

And to make a wild guess, DARPA is clowning historical figures and they set him out to dominate the world yet again.

Richard Spencer is also cloned btw.

Tfw you realize he is a 5 foot 7 inch manlet and every photo is carefully staged to make him look of average height.

>>133813619
non-gmo soy is based as fuck. it's the longevity bean, kills cancer, balances your hormones (doesn't lower testosterone), enhances intelligence.

lmfao @ people who think eating piggies and drinking cow milk is based. absolutely haram!

>>133849765
Looks like stage 1 foot-binding

>>133814546
I'd donate most of it to the local county libraries and the ASPCA, give a million to my mother and live off of a million for the rest of my life myself. I don't deserve that kind of money. I'm disabled. I've never held a full-time job due to said disability. I don't deserve that kind of money.

>>133813463
zuck's mass data collection is totally in line with the democrat party philosophy

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>>133851147
>only a few inches taller than his chink wife
Pathetic

>>133813644
Put dumb fucks in quoted and source it

He actually views the goyim masses as dumbfucks and publicly admits it

Hes also a wmaf chink fetish beta

He couldnt lead a 5 man CSGO team, let alone a fucking nation/military

>>133813463
This guy is going to be JEB! 2.0

>>133814444
I cant argue with four 4s my dude

>>133832104
the south wouldn't vote for an italian? no wonder america is a dead republic. you fucking jew loving evangelicals suck jew cock but turn your back on your ancient catholic roman roots. fucking idiot. this is rome speaking from the catacombs to your dumb ass, southron retard. you are the reason we are fucked. you are the reason the roman empire is dying. jew loving dumbfuck.

>>133832104
the south voted for (((mitt))). you must be 12. please take your dads drunk redneck politics and fuck off 12 year old.

>>133813463
This guy is damaged genetically, everytime I fucking see his mug. I get this feeling I'm looking at something that is not human.

>>133832642
dude, burn it down. not yourself...duh. why the fuck is everyone on this website so fucking retarded?

>>133844086
Bingo you got it.

>>133832734
This is what ive doing forever now.
Although sadly theres no revelations in those youtube videos of
>Reptillians Exposed!!!
Those people just really dont understand framerates of TVs

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>>133814487
almost laughed out loud

>>133834141
"wasting time in the gym" legit the gym is prolly one of the top 3 best things for a man, you know for like 100k years we hunted and fought and killed eachother, we were mostly physical, if you live your life without ever being physical you are wasting so much potential, all that TEST running through your veins is wasted.

>>133839161
Because Zuckerberg is an autistic but seemingly brilliant Jew who owns more information about the average American than the U.S. government could ever hope to have. The idea of the President of the United States owning Facebook is a terrifying prospect. Thus, the idea of him as a megalomaniacal sociopath fits this profile perfectly, especially when paired with these disingenuous photos of him "slumming it" with all the "little people."

>>133813619
Daaaamn.

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>>133831550
wew.
what a sense of humor on this one.

>>133813619

Just a bit of jewish inbreeding

>>133813773
I do as well. This would be such a shit fest. We might get a meme arc that surpasses Ted cruz.

>>133838142
That was painful to watch.

>>133839161
Trump has a well documented, long history of interaction, and fondness of the middle class. His business dealings over the years forced him to become very close with middle class construction workers. People like trump.

Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like anyone. And no one likes him.

Mark "I hate my mom, so I'm going to find a women that is not like my mom and turn her into my mom." Zuckerpucker

>>133835344
this. it's tiny dick jew ego insecure inferiority.

>>133814546
This got me thinking... You're totally right that these super-powerful billionaires only look more out of touch when they try and fail to look like average joe Americans. People see through it immediately, because the first thing that comes to mind about these men is the fact that they are incalculably rich and powerful.

This is why Trump was so successful. Instead of disingenuously cultivating the image of an everyman while at the same time going to elite meetings and acting superior, Trump did the exact opposite. He wears his wealth and power on his sleeve, lives lavishly, but behaves, talks, and acts like an average dude who just happens to be very successful. This is a lot more appealing, because it's actually genuine.

What I'm getting at is, wearing a baseball cap and a T-shirt while advocating for open borders is not how you win the hearts and minds of the working class. You can wear a suit made of solid gold if you say what the people want to hear in a convincing way and then actually follow through with your promises.

>>133814546
You sound poor and defeated.

>>133853367
Shit anon that's depressing. Don't be so down in the dumps about it. Having a positive, conquistador mentality will help in life>>133853367

>>133851106
shut up faggot

t. relative of ancient roman pope

>>133814546
I like your spirit but please avoid unnecessary surgeries - most doctors are satanists and will ruin your life with one wrong flick of the scalpel.

Even Trump is redpilled on this. If you read his books, he recounts many friends of his who have had their lives ruined by incompetent doctors. Don't trust someone with your body so easily and so readily.

Other than that you mindset is great.

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>>133814487
I actually laughed really hard holy shit thank you

>>133858703
Oh and one last thing to add, by performing surgeries on yourself to achieve certain results, you are putting more faith into the hands of (((modern medicine))) then in the ability of your own body to adapt and change based on the demands you place on it.

For example, did you know that it is possible to chance your facial structure and appearance by chewing hard gum and doing an exercise known as mewing? I have seen a few people get great results from this. Believe in the power of your own body, not in that of doctors to slice and dice you.

That's all.

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>>133856840
>t. triggered wops

>>133815161
underrated comment is underrated.

For Zuck to even think about winning the presidency he'd have to sell the facebook.
Who the fucking hell would want a stalker in chief?

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>>133843231


Even with the moderators helping Hillary out and being given the questions ahead of time didn't help her, what chance would this zero have?

>>133859067
wops speak the truth cucked americans don't want to hear. but you knew that and responded accordingly.

>>133858889
Your body was intelligently designed after all. And the designer is far more intelligent than any of the doctors running around.

>>133834141
A strong healthy body and mind is one of the only things money CANT buy.

BUT money can help you buy steroids.

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Who would be zucks perfect fictional running mate?

>>133834141
t. never had a pump