I found these vCards on my computer, is this real?

>>133804521
Explain

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>>133805377
>computer shuts off in the middle of the night last night
>wake up, move mouse, huh, nothing happens
>boot it up and look at logs
>no shutdown recorded
>however there were several new files, all of them vcards

>>133804521
Im sure your vCard is very real

>>133805490
Looks like you got hacked bruh some sort of Trojan system 32 wormhole, idk I'm not great with computer lingo

>>133804521
You've been contacted by agents of the Illuminati, OP.

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>>133805510
It's real, I didn't make it or anything.

>>133805673
spooooopy af yo

>>133805643
I think it was indeed a quantum cock tunneling through system 32.

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>>133804521
Kek Almighty.
A thread with potential I've seen
Gotta post

send a picture of your asshole to every new contact. that's my advice

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>>133805685
>>133805490
>>133804521

>>133804521
i'm a brainlet can you give me a quick rundown on what the fuck you're talking about

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>>133805510
not first post, but best post

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Anyway here are the rest

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>>133805510

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oh shit

the last three look lile your computer is automatically generating contacts for spam mails you receive

also >>>/g/

>>133806016
Now this is what's snoopy

>>133806256
I tried /g/ this afternoon, almost nobody replied.

>I love my Mac I never get hac-

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>>133805685
Have fun getting BLACKED in jail.

F

>>133806004
>lack
>inches
kek

>>133809534
i kek'd too

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>>133806052

Just mail a few of them and see what happens

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>>133811123
This
Ask them what they think of Anime

>>133805685
>implying we understand whatever the fuck that pic is showing
just call it ya clown

>>133806328
it's boring and would be hard to suss out exactly what happened.
i like that anon's working theory >>133806256.
go look for options and leave us alone.

>>133805793
>I think it was indeed a quantum cock tunneling through system 32.
He's obviously had his BIOS hacked all to fuck on the mitochondrial level . No going back now.

>>133804521
>>>/g/
ask them
probably a govt sanctioned ultradicking
>Capt. William D. Swenson
whatever's on your HDD, destroy it

>>133804521
director of fbi
>>133805490
maybe some medal honour recipient now major
>>133805976
email is from some scam site
>>133806004
ditto
>>133806052
ditto

this is probably just another NSA/FBI recruitment thread with some deeper meaning hidden in these images

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>>133805933
Pic related scarily accurate desu

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>>133805510
best post, made even better by op's confirmation
>>133805685

>>133811642
It's a hex dump of the vcard. It's weird, that Executive appended to the email address is out of place for sure.

I switched to my secure Thinkpad without Intel Management Engine. It may be old but it's much more secure than a modern computer and has a better keyboard to boot.

I'm spooped

check your email see if there are any that match the addresses

>>133812307
Those niggers are desperate for good people?

And by good I mean autistic

>>133813127
also see if your computer / mail client sent any unauthorized messages.

>>133805793
>sys32
>obviously running osx
nigger, you more retarded than i am. and i only wear slipon shoes

>>133813380
yes
on ye olde /b/ in ye olde times there were some extra spooky super mystery threads that eventually turned out to be posted by either the government, one of their (ex?)employees or someone really skilled at fucking with people to the point of probably doing it as a job
so the presumption was intelligence recruiting of unemployed shut-in autismos

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>>133804521
>not installing Fedora Security Labs which comes with tools to check for rootkits and other malware and do network monitoring
You fucked up, macfag.

>>133804521
Ill call em up on Monday.

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>>133811874

what the fuck is going on

>>133804521

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>>133814197
Do you have a template all ready to go or did you save that one?

>>133813876
>os x
>fedora security labs
I already use little snitch and some other digital ice on another machine on the LAN. I'm no Linus Torvalds but I'm not a newbie either.

>>133814418
wew

>>133805490
Someone might have remote control of your computer and is using it to send phishing emails. not sure why anyone would do that though.

>>133814489
>thinking that he's protected when the rootpipe exploit exists, poll() has been broken (haha, not even POSIX compliant) since Mavericks, and your bash version is so old that it's vulnerable to several other exploits. XNU is an utter ball of shit. Install Fedora, Macfag n00b.

>>133814668
I don't think so, I would have caught that on my other machine.

Could it be subversion hack?

>>133814801
I have the up to date bash from ports.

Fedora's literally owned by CIA niggers though, it's not something I would consider secure. I'm more of a Debian or BSD person.

>>133814884
It gets hardened into RHEL and used by the NSA. It's pretty fucking secure, more so than OS X.

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>>133814489
saved m8

>>133811874
>whatever's on your HDD, destroy it
I don't have anything illegal or anything, and the only new files are the vcards.

bumping cause this is some real shit

I thought macs couldn't be hacked. It just werks.

>>133805932
>new files appeared on my computer
>they are virtual address cards for adderss book programs
>one has the name of the current executive director of the fbi, comey's replacement andrew mccabe, another of a ninja supersoldier

>>133813127
>>133813389
nope

also googling for them doesn't turn up anything, they'd be on some spam blacklist or something if it was spam no?

we should contact them and say hello