Why Does the World Hate Investment Bankers?

>>133804267
You are correct.

Slash I'm an Investment Banker at one of the Big 3 banks (not actually Goldman) AMA.

>>133805212
Which uni?

>>133805289
>Which uni?
Is that the Canadian term for University or do you mean which group within the bank?

Because you kykes contribute nothing to the economy and cause crashes then pay yourselves bonuses while the economy crashes

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>>133805770
>Because you kykes contribute nothing to the economy and cause crashes then pay yourselves bonuses while the economy crashes

See this is my thing- every loser that's never been to college or taken Econ 101 thinks that they know what Investment Bankers do and you just simply have no fucking idea.

As for the bonuses. Yeah buddy, umad?

>>133804267
Because even though they have advanced degrees and take psychometric tests to see if suitable for IB employment, they do stupid shit like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libor_scandal

>>133806148
>stupid

Call it what you want but it aint stupid. If you saw the bonuses that roll in during good years you wouldn't be the whistle blower on something like that either.

How do I become the dankest banker senpai?

>>133806148
>Because even though they have advanced degrees and take psychometric tests to see if suitable for IB employment, they do stupid shit like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libor_scandal

If you're gonna talk shit what exactly do you do Mr. Uppity?

>>133806325
Pro IB thieves don't do stupid. Amateur IBs do.

>>133804267

You ceaselessly destroy the economy and then wonder why people hate you. Ivory Tower syndrome.

>>133806365
>How do I become the dankest banker senpai?
Move the fuck out of Romania

Banks are Jewish inventions that make profit by doing nothing.

A literal scam.

>>133806463
Just shows how amateur you are to even ask such a question. I bet you're back office a Jefferies, poser. Maybe Barclays.

>>133806553
Thx for the info senpai

>>133806499
>thieves
>Never been to college
>Never taken economics course
>Fail to understand basic fundamentals of economy
>Don't understand IBankers role in economy
>Call them thieves because you're fucking poor and have a shitty life so anyone that's better than you must be a "thief".

Great logic. Stop acting so broke.

>>133806499
>You ceaselessly destroy the economy and then wonder why people hate you. Ivory Tower syndrome.

Hahahahah dude there wouldn't be an economy if it weren't for us. How the fuck do you thing large corporations or small businesses get the capital to operate? You think they all just magically have billions of dollars to finance all of their operations ahead of time?

I would love to let a couple poor peasants like yourself try to take a company like Snapchat public and see how bad you fuck it up.

>>133806697
You assume a lot. IBs don't ever "assume". At best you might make an equities position in Dallas. I bet you don't even understand that reference. Your e-MBA from Baylor University might get you a teller job with WF.

>>133804267
>suffer BIGLY

TROLL

>>133806608
>make profit by doing nothing

A) You're retarded and have clearly never been to college so I'm not going to teach a low-IQ person with peasant genes how Investment Bankers prosperously run our economy every day behind the scenes.

B) You're only mad about our profits because you're a fucking peasant. Sucks to be poor. You're probably so poor that you can't get pussy on your own AND can't pay for pussy. And if you ever do get a girlfriend she inevitably will eventually cheat on you and get cummed inside by someone richer until you find out and then she'll divorce you for a real man that can take care of her with his real man salary.

>>133806831
>try to take a company like Snapchat public and see how bad you fuck it up.
Quit trolling, dipshit. You got the overnight "oats" commodity reporting job for Bloomberg. Don't fuck that up by posting drivel on /pol/.

>>133804267
Back to plebbit

>>133804267
I'm guessing that's your boss's yacht and you're a new analyst? Enjoy getting replaced by machine learning algorithms that understand 10-Ks better than any human ever will, and don't have to spend hours entering shit into Excel like a poo-flinging monkey.

>>133806626
>Maybe Barclays.

Lol, maybe not. The crazy thing is that you're probably poor, with an awful life. And no man respects you and no woman fucks you and your whole life revolves around watching alpha males like me fuck the women you fantasize about, drive the cars you fantasize about and visit exotic places that you could only visit on your honeymoon, on a regular basis.

What a sad life it would be to be so poor and defeated in life. Your entire life you'll be nothing but a loser and underclass member of society. I'm better than you and you will never experience the glory that is being in my echelon of society. You are the oppressed, you are a cuck.

>>133805382
University nigga

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>>133804267
They're lumped in with stockBROkers because the field is related. Also you can't earn respect without giving it. The nobility of banking that was created in the 18th century ended during the 19th century (the rothschilds and napoleon, jp morgan, carnegie and vanderbilt). Being a jew is also a horrible thing.

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desperate attenuation whoring namefags

learn to recognize and avoid them

it may save your life

Lot of threads sucking banker dick recently.

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>>133806463
Here's some intellectual capital for you, Mr. Alpha Porter: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2008/dec/28/markets-credit-crunch-banking-2008

>>133807506
Why not archive?
https://archive.is/XmFwE

>>133806961
>equities position in Dallas. I bet you don't even understand that reference.

Lolololol only fucking losers quote Michael Lewis. Such a poser thing to say. You're the definition of the cliche guy that reads Liar's Poker in middle school and doesn't understand a fucking thing besides the part about making money, then you decided that you wanted to work on Wall Street without knowing a fucking thing about how banking/trading works but then you realized eventually that you were too stupid, low-IQ and poor to make it into IB and you gave up on it because you simply are cut from a peasant's cloth.

You know how I can tell that you're a peasant? Because you're acting like you need an MBA to make it into banking. What did you go to fucking community college you loser? Top 25 or you're a fucking loser.

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>>133807466
"work shall set you free"
BTW

>>133807568
I'll have my assistant do it.

Is it possible to get into banking with a degree in a STEM field?

>>133804267
It takes money to make money. To start a business you need an idea and money.

>>133807581
But you had to go look the reference up. How many times have you dreamed of taking the CFA?

>>133807119
>You got the overnight "oats" commodity reporting job for Bloomberg

It is incredible that the users of this forum are so low-IQ, underachieving, oppressed and poor that they cannot even fathom talking to a rich and successful member of the upper echelon.

Your denial is so sad because you realize deep down that your entire fragile reality revolves around being a lower-class member of society and you will never enjoy the luxury of being a member of the upper echelon.

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>>133804267
hello mr blankfein

Investment bankers don't "do' anything besides leech off of the productive economy

So the intern's returned for round 3.

>>133807648
undergrad or graduate degree? good or bad university? what's the most advanced math class you've taken? how good are you at c++ and python/r?

Some banks embarrass us. But we survive.
https://as.vanderbilt.edu/econ/documents/2014-honors-gieryn.pdf

>>133807249
>Enjoy getting replaced by machine learning algorithms

>Reads one article on Forbes about AI
>Doesn't really understand it because you're stupid and never went to a top college
>Says stupid shit online like "Ya bro, AI will totally replace 90% of jobs within the next two decades" to sound smart.
>Don't realize that anyone who has a real education can tell you're full of shit and clearly poor.

>>133805212
The world would be better off if your body was used as kindling

>>133807339
>University nigga

UPenn, greatest University on the planet.

>>133807413
>Being a jew is also a horrible thing.
Yeah but there aren't really a lot of jews in IB. Way more Italians, Indians and Chinese people.

this is such a fucking boring thread
kys

>>133807886
>>133807886
Chemistry at a red brick uni, going to be starting my masters in September.

Maths is pretty good, as we have courses involving quantum mechanics and python I'm at a beginner level.

>>133807776
Don't speak bad about Lloyd!

>>133807506
>Here's some intellectual capital for you, Mr. Alpha Porter: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2008/dec/28/markets-credit-crunch-banking-2008

You think I give a fuck about some losers that defaulted on their mortgages because they're poor and lazy? Everyone blames bankers because the stupid poor people are thought of so lowly that they can't be held accountable for not paying their fucking bills.

Bottom Line- I don't give a fuck if you lose your shitty 401K. That's your fucking problem, I'm still making my bonus because I have skills.

>>133806831
> implying companies like Snapchat are a good thing
Sad!

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>>133807932
bodies can`t be used as fuel as they are mostly water.
The more you know.

>>133807648
>Is it possible to get into banking with a degree in a STEM field?
Yeah but it's far more important that you go to a top school and have a high gpa. If you go to an average school then you better have above a 3.6 and have a super hard major.

Otherwise, I went to UPenn and tons of STEM majors end up breaking into IB. They realize that Engineers are smart enough to learn financial modeling.

>>133807894
nigga, the nerds already gave everyone with the job title of "market maker" an atomic wedgie via HFT... and have you looked at the trends in IB salaries and bonuses recently? not looking good for anyone outside of moellis or qatalyst etc.

>>133807714
>To start a business you need an idea and money.
Exactly - and without bankers, good luck getting that money. There's a reason why the fortune 500 companies pay bankers to help them with that.

>>133804267
Money is an illusion. It is part of the Matrix.
It is a tool of control. It is a tool of manipulation.
Volunteers prove what money cannot purchase. What is the motivation of the volunteer, the individual? The ideology of the individual is a threat.

>>133807750
>How many times have you dreamed of taking the CFA?
Uhhhh, never. I actually make money lol. Unlike you my reality doesn't revolve around broken dreams. How's it feel to idealize a culture that you're not good enough for? Must kill you, huh. Sad.

>>133804267
everyone hates usury

>>133808222
That's how useless bankers are

OP has a small penis.

Sad.

>>133808171
That post is why even Ally Bank won't hire you. It's not about the MBS that IBs sold tranches of that were poorly rated by Moodys. It's about the banks that failed. Smart people failed. IBs had the highest concentration of smart people in business (by degree) so the lemmings all ran off the cliff together. Was that smart? My friend Kyle sold your mortgages after the instrument was approved. He rich; they out of biz. I may let you in to one of my talks at HBS.

>>133807844
>nvestment bankers don't "do' anything besides leech off of the productive economy

Totally bro, that's why all of the Fortune 500 companies pay Investment Banks billions to help them raise capital. Fucking retard. I'd tell you to get a degree so you can be less retarded but you'd probably just fail out then default on your loans because you clearly come from a low class family that couldn't afford tuition.

>>133808123
learn c++ and datastructures, plus some machine learning and statistics... and with some NETWORKING and a high GPA... you'll find that some HFT firms are more welcoming to outsiders than IB

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>>133808465
bretty gud
benis :D

>>133807932
>The world would be better off if your body was used as kindling

Actually, unlike you I contribute to the economy. That's why I get paid and you're poor. Unfortunately you're too stupid to understand why I'm rich and you aren't. But trust me, there's a reason.

>>133805212
Let's chat about the Libor scandal :)

>>133808208
>> implying companies like Snapchat are a good thing
>Sad!

You're right. If everyone was poor, lonely and stupid like you and stopped creating large companies the world would be so dope. Fucking loser.

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>>133804267
> we are legit speculators

No, you are paper printers.

> The thing is that without bankers, none of America's corporations would be able to raise the capital that they need to carry out large scale operations

GOOD! The hidden hand of Nature demands, that people prove themselves first, and earn their vision!

> There is also the fact that without bankers to give out loans, no one would be able to afford...

PRICE GOUGER!

> Ford
Ford hated your guts!

> Banking is essentially...
Feudal Socialism

> perks yacht
Fucken Feudal Guild Crafts, Mercantilist trash. "Kiss King Georges ring and you will get a fancy price gouged Guild TM Cabinet"

Do something with your hands! God ordered you to subdue the earth you parasite!

>>133808222
>bodies can`t be used as fuel as they are mostly water.
Yeah but he's stupid, just let the low IQ people be. Throw em a welfare check just to keep em occupied every so often.

>>133804267
Because we're essentially just giving money to people to utilize and then demanding returns, that may not always be possible.

>Why do people hate high finance?
Because it's equal parts nonsense, and equal parts terrifying. The vast majority of roles in finance are not exactly hard to do, but have huge risks attached.

t.Investment banker for BAML.

>>133808765
The attitude you have is why people hate you. Fun fact, nobody will ever think you're a hero or anything, just a guy with a lot of money. You have no moral standing.

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>>133804267
>Mr. Uppity?
>poor peasants
>You're retarded
>you're a fucking peasant
>you're probably poor
>you're a peasant

LARPing as a wealthy jew

LOL you cucklet goy, keep dreaming. you will never join the jewish masterace

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>>133808825
You`re pretty dumb for not understanding what I`m referring to tbqh.

>>133808558
>I have money therefore I produce things
>This leech sucked a lot of that animal's blood out therefore it's not a parasite

Brilliant logic

Banks produce debt, bubbles and usury, nothing useful

>>133808383
>Money is an illusion. It is part of the Matrix.
>It is a tool of control. It is a tool of manipulation.
>Volunteers prove what money cannot purchase. What is the motivation of the volunteer, the individual? The ideology of the individual is a threat.

Whatever you gotta do to distract yourself from the terrible reality that as a member of the oppressed lower class your life will always be sad and pathetic while others get to enjoy luxuries and privileges that you cannot dream of.

Imagine fucking a 10/10 every time you were horny?.Imagine being able to sleep with anyone's wife if you wanted her. Imagine a $200 meal every time you were hungry.

>>133808452
>everyone hates usury

Pussies

>>133808657
Bankers just leech of the real economy. They produce nothing of value.

>>133808513
>OP has a small penis.
>Sad.

>Be you
>Be poor and oppressed
>"Maybe if I say everyone who is richer than me has a small penis then my wife will stop getting cummed in by people like OP"

>>133804267
>shrill shilling
>everyone's just jealous and hate us cause we're better!

2/10 for sounding like a whiny sleazeball

>>133808772
>>133808772
This guy. I like him.

>>133808544
>It's about the banks that failed

And why did the banks fail? Because they were overleveraged. Why were they over leveraged? A huge part of it was by overstating the collateral value of MBS on their balance sheet.

>>133804267
>Why Does the World Hate Investment Bankers?
All fucking fields guys.

>>133808581
>ou'll find that some HFT firms

You'll learn that most HFT firms are full of faggots and nerds. Great profession if you enjoy sucking cock.

>>133809450
>>133807581
Whoops, meant to quote this post.

>>133804267
This is why.
You murder children and worship Lucifer at the top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV3iZlQm-Zg

>>133808724
>Let's chat about the Libor scandal :)

Let's chat about my yearly bonus being more than you make in an entire decade. Lets talk about the fact that I'm cumming in your wife when you let her out for girls night.

>>133804267
Using bank loans to finance all those cars, houses, and projects causes the prices to inflate far more rapidly than wage increases. All these things could reasonably be funded without bank loans at one time. The costs have risen higher than most people can afford to pay with their own money. They become dependent on such loans. The same thing is happening to college tuition due to student loans.

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>>133809398
"Arbeit macht frei"
Really makes u think.

>>133808907
>You have no moral standing.

Damn. Moral standing is exactly what I was looking for when I spent $1000 on bottle service last night so I could fuck a married woman and send her back to her husband with cum inside her pussy.

>>133809425
Translations: Yes banks use securities fraud to create housing bubbles

As a reward for destroying the economy Obongo the nignongo gave wall street trillions of dollars

>>133809213
>Banks produce debt, bubbles and usury, nothing useful

Lmfao. The easiest way to tell a peasant from a succesful dude is that poor people hear debt and they think of their unpaid gas bills. Rich people here debt and think of investment strategies.

>>133809554
It's almost like finance is parasitic

>>133809312
>Bankers just leech of the real economy.

So then why do Fortune 500 companies pay us billions of dollars for our services? Seems like a lot of money to give to someone who is just a leech.

But then again you've never been to college because you come from a low class background and will always be subjected to the oppressed low class so why should I care about pacifying your concerns.

>>133809226
You defy natural selection and you will destroy what nature created. Every 10/10 will have 5/10 daughters, every $200 meal will become Ahmed's goat droppings. Do you not see it happening?

>>133809757
too bad you're not rich. probably still live in your mom's basement

>>133809520
>Whoops, meant to quote this post.
Way to go retard. You can't even quote the right post you fucking mess. No wonder you failed to break into IB you little loser.

>>133809757
Translation:productive people think of real world costs, parasites see an opportunity to leech off the economy by raising prices of real estate, standard of living, education, healthcare, etc

>>133809504
Hmmm... so what you're telling me is that you guys put your hands up and drop your wallet when Urkel tells you to?

>>133804267
>>133805212

spread is theft

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Central Planning and abolishing money is the best economic corse of action.

>>133809935
>you little loser.
such a petty little faggot. enjoy your ramen

>>133809554
>Using bank loans to finance all those cars, houses, and projects causes the prices to inflate far more rapidly than wage increases. All these things could reasonably be funded without bank loans at one time. The costs have risen higher than most people can afford to pay with their own money. They become dependent on such loans. The same thing is happening to college tuition due to student loans.

Talk to the Commercial Bankers about that. That's not my gig, I help companies raise capital.

>>133808765
> 2017
> being this delusional
Lmao, you think you are God's gift to mankind because you use usury and fractional reserve banking to prop up companies which produce nothing of value while glorifying in your own senseless hedonism. Tell me Chaim, do the shekels fill that empty hole in your heart? Does the cocaine you snorted off that hooker's ass help you sleep at night?

>>133809312
this and eventually some time soon they're going to get their neck stretched if they're lucky but probably a lot worse

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(((>>133804267)))
Literally
>you're just jealous goy

>>133809673
Easy pussy won't fill the hole in your soul. Don't tell me you're fulfilled either, if you were you wouldn't be lording it over us plebs.

>>133809226
I'm a attractive woman. I'll probably be the one that takes all your money.

Have a great night.

>>133809695
>Translations: Yes banks use securities fraud to create housing bubbles
>As a reward for destroying the economy Obongo the nignongo gave wall street trillions of dollars

Dude, the bottom line is that Bankers perform a service that 99.9% of the world wouldn't be able to do. For the vast majority of history bankers have ran the free world's economy smoothly.

Yes there were hiccups, just like every so often construction workers fuck up. But you can't say that all construction workers are useless because one single window in all of NYC is installed incorrectly. Just like you can't say all bankers are bad because of a few mistakes throughout an otherwise lucrative history.

Use your head my guy. And there really wasn't a choice for bailing out the banks or not. All of the bankers have enough money that they'd walk away unscathed either way. But if the banks fail the rest of the economy fails with them and people lose their savings.

>>133810085 You know most bankers are Jewish. Money was never used in Northern Europe tell JEWS brought it there. Northern Europeans used collective ownership of nesicary items which were scarce and distribution using tribes. Not money and markets.

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>>133810015
Then u a dumb nigga, stop supporting finance and get a real job you good for nothing parasite. FYI it works like this

Fed prints money, ???, Profit!

There you go, modern economics explained. I just took you and your pedo bosses job and made it redundant.

>>133809796
>It's almost like finance is parasitic
It's almost like people hate what they're too stupid to understand.

It's almost like people are envious of people who are better than them.

It's almost like you're all bitter that people like me are who will fuck the women of your dreams and get everything you want in life while you all live tortured, deppressing lives working wagecuck jobs and getting no respect.

>>133809852
>Why do parasites cluster around wall street

Because that's where you go to suck money out of the economy

>>133809897
>You defy natural selection and you will destroy what nature created. Every 10/10 will have 5/10 daughters, every $200 meal will become Ahmed's goat droppings. Do you not see it happening?

Mental gymnastics. It fucking sucks to be poor bro. Everyone loves hot pussy and good food. Just acknowledge that I'm better than you and go back to cleaning dishes, cuckboy.

>>133804267
Just how many bro man sacks have you had slap up against your chin or butt cheeks?
If you had a nickel for every pickle that tickled your tonsils or explored your inner rectum how much cash would you stash up your homo lovers ass?
If a wood chuck could chuck wood like you just how many trees do you think it would need to chomp to equal the amount of feet dick that's been in your mouth and ass?

>>133810224 There able to scam people. If mortgages didn’t exist then land would be cheep enough for the common man to make a down payment. But (((bankers))) decided to use mortgages to scam people and take away people’s homes in time of crisis.

>>133810224

>bottom line is that Bankers perform a service that 99.9% of the world wouldn't be able to do.

yeah, data storage and speculation are soooo hard

>>133809968
>Translation:productive people think of real world costs, parasites see an opportunity to leech off the economy by raising prices of real estate, standard of living, education, healthcare, etc

Hey here's a clue: Stop being so fucking poor and pathetic and maybe your pathetic family can actually afford shit. I'm glad tuition is more expensive now. Now all the losers like you, who were born into families of weak humans cannot make it inside and will stay outsiders where they belong.

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>>133810259
>be Hitler
>round up bankers
>turns out they are 99% Jewish
>the Holohoax is born
I realize now Nazi Germany is what happens when a nation finally loses it`s shit and forces the financiers to smash rocks for the war machine.

>>133810010
>spread is theft

It was theft when I spread your mom's cunt open and came inside of it last night, faggot.

>>133810318
Okay, you've baited my curiosity out of your sheer autism- if you are so confident in the necessity of investment bankers, justify yourself. Why should the left wing and the right wing not work together to hang bankers from lamp posts?

No one cares that you're a banker faggot. Steal as much easy money as you can from hardworking people and live your life, when the whole house of cards starts on fire, run away fast.

>>133810012
>Central Planning and abolishing money is the best economic corse of action.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA.

Phew, good one.

>>133810014
>such a petty little faggot. enjoy your ramen

I will actually. Just found a great new place in Tribecca. I'd recommend it to you but you're too poor. Sorry that I humilliated you and made you all jealous.

Because ultimately it's easier to unite more people based on a common hate

Sorry if you're just something that's easy to hate but if hatred of something unites a large group of people behind us then I'll hate it all I can. Our goal is to raise an angry mob and unfortunately there needs to be a first target to direct it against. I'm sorry that all your money won't protect you against flying lead in the end but I care less for morals than you and could care less who dies so long as we achieve power
Remember that ultimately might makes right

>>133810224
>Bankers perform a service that 99.9

>99% of insects won't suck your blood and transmit Lyme Disease that's why we need ticks

>>133810318
I know enough that’s a system that’s a scam and bassed on the foolish concept that pieces of paper are worth more that objects which are useful.

http://ftmdaily.com/preparing-for-the-collapse-of-the-petrodollar-system/

>>133809673
lol, you're garbage but you think you aren't because you have money.

21st century aristocrats

>>133804267
>works 80hrs/week for just under 100K
Lmfao HBS->HF->retired @29 reporting in

>>133810318
>You're just jealousy of the mosquito sucking your blood and spreading malaria

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>>133810560 People who lived in both systems prefer central planning over (((markets.)))

>>133810516
Gee it's almost like the Jews are actually malicious and behind the current banking system for their own gain

>>133810065
>ou think you are God's gift to mankind
Essentially yes.

>>133810065
>usury and fractional reserve banking to prop up companies
Clearly no idea what he's talking about. Buzzwords.
>>133810065
>produce nothing of value
Maybe for some faggot that work minimum wage jobs at restaurants you don't benefit from large corporations. But wiithout them there would be no good jobs and everyone would be as miserable and poor as you.
>>133810065
>glorifying in your own senseless hedonism.
Pussy, money and weed feels good brah, don't be so jealous. >>133810065
>shekels fill that empty hole in your heart? Does the cocaine you snorted off that hooker's ass help you sleep at night?
Nahhh, cocaine generally keeps you up at night. And the money doesn't fill my heart, but all the fine pussy does. It's easy to find love when you're rich because you actually deserve respect and affection.

Now please don't blame me if you kill yourself tonight.

>>133810683
He's on salary. That makes him not rich, you can tell because he's repeating the same angles most wage slaves who are trying to break through 100k per year limit.

Hopefully he invested in btc/eth - otherwise he's missed the biggest gainz in the past 30 years. Otherwise he'll be in at work around 7am, running errands for his owners till roughly 7pm and maybe he'll be one step closer to that elusive 100k salary (minus tax, student debt, etc)

>>133810123
>be lording it over us plebs

Lol but what is funnier than fucking with poor people. The notion that winners don't enjoy picking on losers is a total farce that people make up to make the losers feel better.

>>133810827
Ultimately if shit hits the fan you'll be the one on your knees. Money won't save you from lead or gas

>>133810216
>I'm a attractive woman. I'll probably be the one that takes all your money.
>Have a great night.

You're probably one of the fat girls that won't leave me the fuck alone when I go to bars without covers. Ugh, I fucking hate ugly women. Please kill yourself.

>>133810827
answer my second post >>133810541
you sound like a scummy person, but let's hear what your have to say

>>133810750

>Aristocrats
>Working in offices as merchants

That is the exact opposite of an aristocrat, typically they owned land and saw work like that as beneath them

>>133810259
>You know most bankers are Jewish. Money was never used in Northern Europe tell JEWS brought it there. Northern Europeans used collective ownership of nesicary items which were scarce and distribution using tribes. Not money and markets.
It's not the dark ages you fucking retard. I work in banking, there are far more Italians, Indians and Chinese people.

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>>133810812
It`s like a dag shitting on the carpet.
He does it but does not understand.
It is part of his nature and he will not stop until you shove his face into it.

>>133810913
Except history tells us that when fucks get too greedy people seeking power can unite a mob against them and ultimately take power for themselves

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>>133810369

> Mental gymnastics

> It's almost like people hate what they're too stupid to understand.

What comes around, goes around, hypocrite.

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>>133811052
*dog
muh bad

>>133810971
This was way too easy.

You're full of shit.

>>133810298
>Fed prints money, ???, Profit!
>There you go, modern economics explained. I just took you and your pedo bosses job and made it redundant.

They should put this screenshot next to the definition of the Dunning-Kruger effect in every psychology text book. 99% of civil discontent is the result of stupid people failing to realize their own incompetence. Just acknowledge your own worthlessness and kill yourself.

>>133811010
Bankers own the land and the money supply and therefore the government

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Why do people keep responding to this? Are there no other important topics right now, and you're all taking the bait for keks?

Sage

>>133810827 Here’s how the current banking system proles up companies. The Fedral reserve prints massive amounts of money and loans it out to banks for very low interest rates. Like 0.01% interest. Than banks loan money they borrowed from the fed to companies at low rates, but higher than what they borrowed it from the fed. This is how the federal reserve keeps companies alive by allowing them to get loans very cheep. This also results in big profits for banks. This however requires large amounts of money to be printed, thus devaluing the current currency.

>>133810541
>Okay, you've baited my curiosity out of your sheer autism- if you are so confident in the necessity of investment bankers, justify yourself. Why should the left wing and the right wing not work together to hang bankers from lamp posts?

Because without bankers companies would not be able to issue stock or find investors to finance their operations. Without banks and bankers a modern economy would simply not be possible. You cannot have business without finance.

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>>133811139
Reads better as dag, in the accent of Brad Pitt in snatch

>>133810369
you dont even make arguments
which means you are larping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahMGoB01qiA&t=1646s

>>133811052
I say the best most easy solution is to shove a barrel of a gun in its face and kill it.
What they fear most is the truth of nature that ultimately might makes right. Their shekels won't save them when an armed angry horde descends on them

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Check out the view from my place in Upstate. Pretty dope right? It's nice to have a place to ski in the winter and a boat club membership during the summer.

Would suck to be poor like yall.

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>>133810913
>>133811039

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>>133811226
>exposing bankers
>bad
I`m certain op is like the ironic nigger posters.
They do it to make people mad and drop stealth redpills.

>>133811160
Whilst I'm taking the pomp and ceremony away from your mail room job, I'll also paraphrase your insult. Did you mean;

>Omg u r!

Less is more when it comes to rhetoric, much like currency, spread it around and it loses its impact.

>>133804267
>Bigly

Please, go on about how smart bankers are.

Really the argument you are presenting could be made about any major industry. But go ahead and feel like banking was/is the bigly'est of important industry and a necessity for everything to have existed.

Tldr - don't confuse your ability to think with intelligence

OP is probably a business grad that just landed a jr. manager position in a shitty sachs retail branch and thinks he knows shit about finance.

Let me tell you, there are only 3 outcomes for people in the finance industry: they either quit, kill themselves or become evil. Capitalism can be incredibly destructive, specially when you become a finance whiz kid or bigshot abstracting away the small people for numbers on a spreadsheet. Good people cannot endure being the tip of the spear of such a cancerous ideology for long.

>>133811466
This is his third larp thread that I've seen. The other two were even more desperate.

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Spent a beautiful day by the pool today just hanging out and fucking my hot girlfriend. How did you losers feel sitting in your ugly, clustered houses. Posting on internet forums to kill your deathly loneliness.

>>133807056
>I'm not going to teach a low-IQ person with peasant genes how Investment Bankers prosperously run our economy every day behind the scenes
translation: I'm a larping faggot

>>133811386 You better make sure your head is safe. Because it’ll be decapitated if true justice is served. (((Bankers))) are honorary Jews.

>>133806325

Status and money mean nothing, thirst is everything

>>133804267
>participate in behaviour condemned by the biggest two religions in the world

You cunts don't do any of the real work in society. I don't see you laying the roads, treating the sick, educating the kids, brewing the beer, repairing the bicycles, designing the machines, researching science. You just fuck around with our money.

>>133811529
>Let me tell you, there are only 3 outcomes for people in the finance industry: they either quit, kill themselves or become evil.

You live in fucking beaner country, you don't know shit about finance. Shouldn't you stop posting before someone in MS-13 doxxes you and rapes more of your family members?

Beaners in Spicville aren't qualified to talk business lmao, no wonder everything you say is wrong. You have a spic beaner-brain.

>>133811638
>You cunts don't do any of the real work in society. I don't see you laying the roads, treating the sick, educating the kids, brewing the beer, repairing the bicycles, designing the machines, researching science. You just fuck around with our money.

Yep, and we make 10X more than you do and fuck all your wives. Hows my cum taste loser? I'll tell you how your money feels in my pocket - it feels damn good.

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>>133811540
You have to think of it in terms of forcing anons into extremism.
They larp as kikes to make you mad.
op is secretly doing us all a valuable service by posing as a straw man to tear down or as an effigy for us to burn.
I`m drunk but I understand.

>>133805904

I spent New Years' Eve here the last two years...did I meet you anon?

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>>133811570
If you want to learn about (((finance))) and understand how much of a scam it is then read this book.

>>133811260
Implying that the modern economy is a good thing, something which you haven't bothered to argue. For the sake of argument though, I'll assume that the modern economy is a good thing, so in your view, why can corporations not issue their own stock? What is preventing companies from finding their own investors?
> now I am actually, genuinely curious

>>133807894
Nigger when the day comes I'll kick the chair out from under you and watch you swing with glee. Keep it up keep talking shit and being smug. Do you have Any idea how much you are hated?

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>>133811260
Right, so they can borrow money and sell products to the banks (IPO, stock sales in general) but they can't do this directly to the public, aka their existing source of revenue.

In the literal, what exact function do you serve?

>>133811260
Good, only family own and operated businesses should exist, and they should earn their way first. Or print money, to pay, immigrants to do the work, then they can fuck your 10/10 wife's 5/10 daughter, and make your grand kid a 1/10. Because Grandpa had to do economic Crack!

>>133811386
Fellow IB here. You are the reason that people hate the banking industry and don't take the time to learn about this stuff. Like yeah most of what you're saying about the industry is right but you being smart doesn't invalidate other people's lives. Most of us aren't elitist dick heads and anyone who is actually high enough up in any serious bank isn't such an ass. Hence, you're definitely either a summer intern or a brand new hire who doesn't actually know anything about what its like to work at a bank.

>>133804267
Not hate, but begrudged envy

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Another good sight that yall will never get to see because you're all poor with shitty lives is the view of boating into Boston. Yall know how good it feels to spend the night in a luxurious room in your boat on the water? Feeling that gentle rocking of the waves while you're suspended in the great ocean, completely removed from all life's worries and stress? Sucks that yall will never experience that, but here's a picture anyway.

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I hate all Bankers, especially CDO Managers.

>>133811834
>I spent New Years' Eve here the last two years...did I meet you anon?

Nawww, I normally head to Chucktown at the very begging or end of summer. Never during the winter, normally go to the mountains and ski during the colder months.

>>133811977
Your smugness will give you away in public. Boston huh, yeah I've got people there.
Look forward to seeing you.

>>133811850
>why can corporations not issue their own stock? What is preventing companies from finding their own investors?

Dude I can't teach you everything you don't know. Here's what I'm gonna tell you - there is a reason that fortune 500 CEOs pay us to do that for them.

>>133811777
I keep thinking the words 'wage slave' whenever you talk about your job.. job.. as in employed, can be fired, can be outsourced to India.

You're in uniform, servicing people in exchange for crumbs. This just isn't what rich ppl do, ya know?

>>133811386
Looks like a shithole in the middle of nowhere

Nice LARP though

>>133811859
>Nigger when the day comes I'll kick the chair out from under you and watch you swing with glee. Keep it up keep talking shit and being smug. Do you have Any idea how much you are hated?

More like I'll cum in your wife's pussy and spit in your face and you won't be able to do anything to me because I could easily ruin your life with so much litigation that you can't pay your bills. I'm better than you. I'm dominate over you.

>>133811977
oh shit, it's the Wolf of Wallstreet himself posting on pol.

>>133811932
You're like a medieval tax collector. Say it with me..

>Its immoral, but someone's gotta do it. May as well be me because I'm a good guy!

Goy with Stockholm syndrome is still a goy

>>133811850 The infrastructure isn’t set up, but if people wanted to they could set up the infrastructure.

>>133811932
Still doesn’t change the devastation mortgage foreclosures bring to people’s lives..

>>133811977
You bring disgrace to New England.

>>133804267
>>133804267
>>133804267

I don't know if I am more embarrassed by OP being cog piece of shit in a BB or a that 98% of /pol/ is still in the "muh investment banking jews" larval stage of understanding how the system works

t. mid-level at MM

>>133811903
>In the literal, what exact function do you serve?

Connect people with money to people who need money. More specifically, I do complex math and modeling to value companies and price securities.

Clearly F500 CEOs realize how valuable what we do is being that they pay us billions.

>>133811850
Modern economy is not a good thing. Very little about the 21st century is actually good except technology which is also declining and being misused

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>>133806325
Right so then what do you need explained? They know what they are doing and are fine screwing everyone over for it. Best example is the mortgage crisis. Gave ratings on their MBS that were the same as the GSEs, when in reality were not even close. Also their incessant lobbying to kill GSEs for the past few decades has lead to stuff like the GSE act in 1992 which among other things began the workings of the last recession. Then they made a huge campaign of lies to make it look like them, their shit MBS, and their lobbyists weren't the cause of the crash. Also it looks like we are going to have another mortgage dump since Trump's guy responsible for mortgage reform was literally one of the guys responsible for trillions in fraud. Wish I had faith like some of you guys.

>>133812310
>Still doesn’t change the devastation mortgage foreclosures bring to people’s lives..

Then try not being a fucking peasant and paying your bills you fucking loser pleb

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>>133805212
>degree
>location
>hours
>how long do I have to do shitty intern work before i start making the big kike money

I have two aunts who are involved in the Jewish arts, one of them even lives in London. Can connections like this get you a job and skip the whole "three years experience" requirement on merely the connection alone?

>>133812216
Nigger I don't litigate I call Guido or Ivan , you are out of your element talking shit to me about lawyers. Ever heard of the clintons and all the accidents surrounding them? They don't litigate either. Good luck as I know you are low level because the truly wealth aren't assholes like you are in public because they know about repercussions. Good luck you'll need it brosef

>>133812380
>Right so then what do you need explained? They know what they are doing and are fine screwing everyone over for it. Best example is the mortgage crisis. Gave ratings on their MBS that were the same as the GSEs, when in reality were not even close. Also their incessant lobbying to kill GSEs for the past few decades has lead to stuff like the GSE act in 1992 which among other things began the workings of the last recession. Then they made a huge campaign of lies to make it look like them, their shit MBS, and their lobbyists weren't the cause of the crash. Also it looks like we are going to have another mortgage dump since Trump's guy responsible for mortgage reform was literally one of the guys responsible for trillions in fraud. Wish I had faith like some of you guys.

TL;DR
I make more money than you so suck my cock and watch me cum in your wife.

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>>133807581
>cliche
>he doesn't know the alt-code for é
>claims to be alpha and successful
lol

>>133812322
So you're a complicated and lazy version of block chain. Do you know there was a time before the Fed existed, a non fiat period that came at the end of a central banking period.

Course you haven't, whilst you're getting a real education here I'll let u in on a real secret... the Babylonians invented fractional reserve banking, ever heard of fractional reserve banking?

>>133812216
>can ruin your life

Ultimately I could easily shoot you dead and nothing would stop me even if I went to jail or doesn't matter you're still dead
That's the difference between you and me. I have absolutely zero feelings towards taking lives. Rich or not humans all die from the same shit the only thing stopping most people is empathy but you should fear those who lack that weakness

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Check out this haul from my last trip to Nantucket. Feels good dominating small defenseless animals lol. That's why I'm on this board right now lolololol

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>>133812322
Again most of this math could be done using computers.

>>133812091

My in-laws live there so I visit quite often, I agree its best in early September in terms of weather.Too many tourists in the mid-summer. Also, Goldman Sachs is shit, my brother-in-law worked for them and had to quit two years later. Full of the most immoral kinds of people.

>>133812603
A bunch of shitty fish you could pick up anywhere. Wow

>>133812511
>Nigger I don't litigate I call Guido or Ivan , you are out of your element talking shit to me about lawyers. Ever heard of the clintons and all the accidents surrounding them? They don't litigate either. Good luck as I know you are low level because the truly wealth aren't assholes like you are in public because they know about repercussions. Good luck you'll need it brosef

Bow down and kiss my feet. Literally kiss my feet, you peasant. You come from a long lineage of peasants and you are a sad and pathetic creature with a glorified bitch for a mother who did nothing but pass on another peasant through her worthless cunt and your father is probably a spineless coward who grows closer to dying insignificant every year. Your wife will one day leave you to get cummed in by a real man like myself. You have nothing, you are nothing. Get on two knees and kiss my feet while I fuck your wife you little slave boy.

>>133812596
A man of my ilk! They don't understand that we could kill them and have no remorse or regret actually I'd be elated by removing a shit human

>>133811932
>pretty much this

The issue isn't the job or the profession, it's people like op and their mentality that do the "common folk" and themselves no favors. Things can be explained without talking down to or rubbing an extravagant lifestyle in people's faces.

>>133804267

yea well yacht rhymes with snot, stink face. put that in your protractor and rotate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

written with love.

I worked for Prudential for a bit and found investment bankers to be the most arrogant pieces of shit on the planet. They look down on anyone who isn't in their field and live in their own little bubble basically. Asset managers are bro tier though.

>>133812425 When small farmers loose there land and this country no longer grows food and other countries embargo us I hope you starve.

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>>133812596
>claims to not feel empathy
>wants to kill the domineers
Come on now

>>133812733
How little you understand but you will. You'll run across someone like myself and they'll fucking end your life. And I'll rejoice bye bye fuckhead

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Just had the backyard of my place down south redone. Hows it look peasants? This is where your wife goes to get fucked while you're working 12 hour days for minimum wage. Imagine how good my life is peasants.

>>133805212
Do you know what money is and where it gets its value? Do you understand the mathematics behind compound interest? Do you understand the absurdity of fractional reserve banking when the dependency on the banking system leads to it merely acting as a damping factor on a ridiculous inflated money supply?

Many people do not understand these things, but this is why educated people hate you. That and the fact that you contribute disproportionately little for how much you are compensated.

t. PhD who walked away from being a quant for ethical reasons

Also
>Tesla
>mass produce
lel

>>133812733
I hope you continue hating peasants when we decide to start burning grain and holding it for ourselves.

>>133812902
>your place

>>133812739
>A man of my ilk! They don't understand that we could kill them and have no remorse or regret actually I'd be elated by removing a shit human

You guys are too poor to kill anyone but it's so hillarious how defeated and filled with rage you are that I am here dominating and humilliating you in front of the entire internet. I have literally made you two lose your minds because I am dominant over you and there is nothing you can do besides lose your mind with rage.

>>133812792
>I worked for Prudential for a bit
Lmfao, what a shit company you fucking peasant. No shit bankers look down on you and don't respect you. You're a fucking loser.

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>think this thread might be entertaining
>OP is too low-IQ to make creative replies
>repeats like a sound board
:/
I suppose I'll just be off to cum in his wife, then.

>>133812739
The only reason I haven't yet honestly is because I sense possible societal unrest in the near future and with it the chance to take some power shape the new order in some way or at very least kill legally and not necessarily have to shoot myself to avoid capture

7 billion or so people. Honestly there are so many people they're not worth anything and I think really there are too many. So many of them are useless mouths and we need a culling to avoid overpopulation

>pol claims to be capitalist
>irrationally hates on the bedrock of capitalism that is banks

For fuck's sake y'all

>>133812946
The French Revolution is bound to happen with assholes like the still around

>>133811697

have fun driving your ferrari 10 years from now at the expense of gullible pensioners

>>133812902
Do you understand what a peasant is. Peasants don’t work for ages. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peasant

>>133811932
Okay, educate us then. What does your day look like? and how would you educate non-bankers to be less hateful of you?

>>133812941
>Do you know what money is and where it gets its value? Do you understand the mathematics behind compound interest? Do you understand the absurdity of fractional reserve banking when the dependency on the banking system leads to it merely acting as a damping factor on a ridiculous inflated money supply?
>Many people do not understand these things, but this is why educated people hate you. That and the fact that you contribute disproportionately little for how much you are compensated.
>t. PhD who walked away from being a quant for ethical reasons
Do you understand that I could cum in your wife's pussy because you're a poor and worthless academia fag with a shitty life who wears tweed jackets?

>>133812862
Who's the true domineer though? The one who thinks he's powerful because of a bunch of green paper or the one who kills him?

>>133805212
Why do you come here every few weeks and make this thread?

>>133813095
>have fun driving your ferrari 10 years from now at the expense of gullible pensioners
I sure as fucking hell will

>>133813107
>Okay, educate us then. What does your day look like? and how would you educate non-bankers to be less hateful of you?

I don't care, I'm just here to rub in how much better than you I am.

>>133813077
Our current system is more like communism than capitalism. Assuming the implied definition of capitalism is an unregulated free market, which is the binary opposite of our current financial markets.

>>133812987
If you were infront of me I’d shoot you.

OP is a first year finance student LARPing as a big boy.

>>133813172
>Why do you come here every few weeks and make this thread?
Because it's funny as fuck to make fun of people that I'm better than

>>133813073
It's funny because I've been waiting for the same thing. It's good to know there are more of us.
I've always said 70% need to go but I might wrong it might be more.

>>133813077
We're not capitalists newfag. Does a capitalist go around telling people hitler was right?

>>133812902

Why would have kayaks with all the bloody alligators around?

>>133813245
>If you were infront of me I’d shoot you.

Lol good thing I don't live in the slums nor do I eat off the dollar menu so I'll never see you. Your wife doesn't seem to mind getting dominated by me so I don't see why you do.

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>oh hey a troll thread
>OP is getting anally annihilated and calling everyone poor
>90% of the post in the thread are him
I'm confused.

>>133811777
>why do people hate me? they're just uneducated about the value I offer them!

>>133813232 Communism is a society where states, money, and class have bee abolished. Obviously the state should stay, but the other two can go. Peasants can transcend capitalism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narodniks

>>133813330
>Why would have kayaks with all the bloody alligators around?

I'll kick an alligators ass with my bear hands my guy. Not only do I make the most money on this board. But I also get down like a true G in the streets. Me and my homies will all jump a pack of gators and make them our bitches. The gators will then resort to selling crack and their bodies on the streets and bringing the profits back to me and my pimpin ass friends.

#Thuglife #Goons #BitchAssGators

>>133813123
>i'm a try hard larping faggot

>>133804267
Centralized debt based banking is the height of evil, that's why. You are just an errand boy of those who own the BIS.

>>133812987
>he actually thinks you need to be rich to kill people

Guess I missed the part where they said Tim McVeigh and Eric Harris had millions in the bank

>>133804267
what value? manipulating and switching money around to make a profit? yeah.. adding real value here..

>>133813259
He's behaving like every investment banker I've ever met, and that's basically the socialist mind set.

>Hahaha! Look, I'm the teacher now, obey me!

Personally I've concluded that the Jewish word for hell (shaol or some shit) is eerily similar to shale, which is what we frack.

If there is a God, investment bankers will be recycled in hell and turned into oil, which living bankers depend on for petro dollar - and oil is a foul liquid that is mostly found in the middle East and sold by Arabs to people like me who own shitty old gas guzzling v8s.

Next time I do a burnout I'll be giggling inside about how the fuel and tyres are made of recycled insiders who sold their souls for trinkets and perceived status.

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>>133813167
Literally tyrants.
Liberation, fascism, National Socialism stems from the love of your people made low by the tyrants, not from the hatred of your suppressors.

Do you understand?
The people need leaders that care for them and all their failings, not parasitic usurpers.

>>133813602
>Centralized debt based banking is the height of evil, that's why. You are just an errand boy of those who own the BIS.

I don't give a fuck bro, I'm just a millionaire in my 20s whose cumming in your wife.

>>133813518
yeah pretty boring. kinda regret not saging my 1st post.

>>133804267
You exist for the same reason I have to pay a (((certified))) contractor $500/hour to re-paint my fucking mailbox. There is a long-running gravy-train that the higher-ups will not allow to stop.

You exist as nothing more than a leech, placed on the workers society by the elites. You will then vomit up the blood you have sucked in exchange for a higher quality of life than those you have sucked it from. You should unironically gas yourself.

>>133813293
I'm probably only going to wait another 5 or so years and if shit doesn't start happening I'll make one of my own

Maybe we'll cross paths and also with others like ourselves if SHTF though

>>133813738
Well, some of us care about the state of mankind, and you obviously care about the state of your life, regardless of the bigger picture. That's how things are.

>>133813728
They need people to exterminate the parasites though

>>133813805
This

>>133813077
Capital, capa is a head.... of a cow. So shepherds are "bedrock of capital-ism". Cows are real assets.

Bankers are dirty gypsies, that heckle people with mysticism, and fortune telling.

>>133813185

do you realize what your actual job is? your work is not hard, it could be done by anyone with half a brain and the disposition, so what could it be?

you are nothing but a buffer between (((goldstein))) and all of us peasants, that's your job, pure and simple, and as a finance guy you understand that you don't get extraordinary returns unless you're willing to run some risks

mr. (((goldstein))) is so afraid of these risks that he's even willing to invite the greedy common rabble like you to the upper echelons of society, just so he can offset these risks onto someone else

I'll let you figure out by yourself what those risks are

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Gonna go to sleep and wake up in my room with a million dollar view of manhattan. Maybe I'll smoke a cigar and enjoy the view first. If yall say "please don't cum in my wife's pussy anymore master" I'll do yall a favor and not fuck any of your wives next weekend when I'm off antibiotics and can drink alcohol again.

Goodnight losers.

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>>133813916
All I`m saying is that if you were really a sociopath you would be drawn towards the tyrants, not reject them.
Your gut feeling is hatred because you understand that these people wish to destroy and dominate your volk, your people.

>>133811903
>do you facilitate the sale of products?
Eh, no, not really.
>do you produce products in exchange of a salary?
no, not really.
>Do you facilitate the transportation of the product from the manufactorer to the distributor?
no.
>Do you offer a specific service in exchange of a salary?
no.
Then what the hell do Investment bankers do?

>>133814025
>do you realize what your actual job is? your work is not hard, it could be done by anyone with half a brain and the disposition, so what could it be?
>you are nothing but a buffer between (((goldstein))) and all of us peasants, that's your job, pure and simple, and as a finance guy you understand that you don't get extraordinary returns unless you're willing to run some risks
>mr. (((goldstein))) is so afraid of these risks that he's even willing to invite the greedy common rabble like you to the upper echelons of society, just so he can offset these risks onto someone else
>I'll let you figure out by yourself what those risks are

Didn't read because you're a beaner spic and your elementary school probably got blown up by the Cartel when you were a boy while you watched them rape your mother.

>>133813472
But someone has to control it, should that someone be you, me or op?

The only thing that creates a caste-less/classless society is equality, there can be no winners or losers predetermined by state intervention in a true classless society.

The only path to that is sound currency, gold, btc, shells, bags of rice, cans of tuna etc. It's worth what it's worth, and it cannot be conjured into existence by someone with a printer.

Power corrupts and absolute power (Stalin, pol pot, castro, Mao) all used resources as weapons of control. Money is a resource and it's something we'll always need.

Best of luck with your ideology, my communist years were some of my best :)

>>133813123
yeah nah, time to put a stop this. This piece of shit is LARPing. solid effort, but still. Wouldn't even be terribly surprised if this was a PA attempt, like a /r9k/ loser trying to burn some chad from his highschool or something.

Some reality here:

A)IB Analysts/Associates are not making stacks. They make enough to live well in the middle of large cities/ the valley but not much more. A lot of money goes to paying back student loans.

You live well, but you are not rich. You really aren't.

>>133812322
>I do complex math and modeling to value companies and price securities

There is no complex math in IB. The most complex calculations are on the debt side, and are laughable by engineering/physics standards

>>133813095
>muh Ferrari

jesus fucking christ, who owns a Ferrari?

>>133813738
See that's why people like us are the undoing of you

I don't have a wife and don't desire one. I prefer to be by myself and don't like being around others. When I'm not getting money im at the range. Ruin my life and I wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet in your head as well as as many random fuckers as I could bag

>>133814025
This.

>>133814317
>See that's why people like us are the undoing of you
>I don't have a wife and don't desire one. I prefer to be by myself and don't like being around others. When I'm not getting money im at the range. Ruin my life and I wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet in your head as well as as many random fuckers as I could bag

Wow, I actually made this dude suicidal. Has there ever been a more succesful troll?

>>133814215
They have people skills god damn itttttttttt! Don't you people understand!???!!!

Well written, I'm saving your text.

Alright boys, action is over. This is like the part of pornos after the scene where everyone just discusses what just happened.

So like, rate my troll out of 10? Personally I'm giving myself a 9 because I genuinely made a lot of people lose their minds. I mean, just look at the quantity and quality of my responses. People were threatning murder and justifying genocide over my shit.

>>133814450
>>>133814215

They make more money than you and fuck your wife while you're out working the graveyard shift of a minimum wage job.

>>133812902
Does a happy well adjusted person post shit like this? I seriously want to know

>>133814593
> graveyard shift of a minimum wage job.

jokes on you i just quit i don't even have a job now

>>133814543
9 lol

>Be Me
>Spoiled ass kid from the suburbs
>Grow up in huge house in the country club with parents who think I'm god's gift
>Also 6'4 and well built
>Everything in life comes easy to me
>Get into UPenn because I go to a top private high school where all the students recieve good grades
>Get a summer internship for my dad's firm junior year of college
>Don't really feel bad for people who are less privileged than me
>Go on 4chan once or twice a week to start flame wars and make fun of the underprivileged
>Post pics of my family vacation houses and girls I've fucked
>People get jealous and threaten to kill themselves and me

>My life is great
>Your life sucks
>I win
>But more importantly, you're poor.

>>133804267
Yes as a majority of the roles require a mathematics-type degree and a majority of people are innumerate and are bitter about that.

>>133814781
>9 lol
Preciate it bro, I've been working hard at it. One love.

>>133804267
investment banking quickly becomes all about making money, and when that happens, certain other sentiments gets thrown right out the window.
its a slippery slope really

>>133814221

you know if you're really an investment banker (and not just some sachs intern larping), you'd do good to learn a bit more about brazil, we offer some of the best government bonds in the entire world

>>133814814
yeah, that's more like it. gj on getting into UPenn, it's not easy even from a great prep.

>>133814919
>investment banking quickly becomes all about making money, and when that happens, certain other sentiments gets thrown right out the window.
>its a slippery slope really
Norway is gay, faggot.

>>133814935
>you know if you're really an investment banker (and not just some sachs intern larping), you'd do good to learn a bit more about brazil, we offer some of the best government bonds in the entire world

100% a Goldman intern larping lmfao, sorry my guy, the internet anonymity went to my head.

>>133812144
> asks LARPer to make an argument
> fails to do so
Sad! At least >>133811320 posted a video with some interesting arguments about the role of government in creating the incentives for banks to operate recklessly

>>133814814

>suburb america
>thinks he's rich

kek

my apartment's living room is probably worth more than your entire house

>Be Me
>Shitposting on the great wide web
>Realize that 4chan is completely fucking anonymous
>I can say anything
>Be anyone
>Bond with strangers all over the world and bring the world's population together over common themes of humanity and optimism
>Lol jk, that would be gay
>Shitpost about being rich and tell people I fucked their moms
>Laugh my fucking ass of all night
>Al Gore invented the internet and would be pissed

Internet anonymity is tight.

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>>133814593
Name something worth lots of money and I'll name it's superior equivalent which will be significantly cheaper.

I'll start;

Expensive: skiing in Switzerland
Cheaper and better: BC/Washington state

Reason: American/Canadian women speak English, are easy to bang, no dress code, shoot guns on the way home.

Expensive: ferrari
Cheaper and better: early 80s Toyota coupe

Reason: Toyota says "this is our best attempt! Hope you like it! Something Japanese"

Where as ferrari says "you can apply to buy this faggot"

This Fiat money worship is inherently flawed and it's not that rewarding, having free time and enough money is true success.

>>133815167
>kek
>my apartment's living room is probably worth more than your entire house

Now I'm not an expert at commercial real estate but doesn't it decrease property value when the Cartel is beheading schoolchildren in your backyard, spic?

I'm a troll but at least in real life people respect me. You're just a filthy beaner no matter if you want to be repulsive or not.

>>133815200
>Name something worth lots of money and I'll name it's superior equivalent which will be significantly cheaper.
>I'll start;
>Expensive: skiing in Switzerland
>Cheaper and better: BC/Washington state
>Reason: American/Canadian women speak English, are easy to bang, no dress code, shoot guns on the way home.
>Expensive: ferrari
>Cheaper and better: early 80s Toyota coupe
>Reason: Toyota says "this is our best attempt! Hope you like it! Something Japanese"
>Where as ferrari says "you can apply to buy this faggot"
>This Fiat money worship is inherently flawed and it's not that rewarding, having free time and enough money is true success.

My nigga, it's over. Stop cumming your pants over this, it was just a very effective troll.

>>133815288
>ask actual good questions
>no answer

The fuck anon, I'm not one of these heebs hating you because I'm a plebian I'm actually curios

see>>133812476

Jesus Christ, what a disrespectful cunt OP is!

I really had no opinion on investment bankers before opening this thread, but now to me they seem like arrogant, entitled, nouveau riche pieces of shit.

OP, though you're (allegedly) gone, people hate investment bankers because you treat people like shit and expect them to suck your dick in return.

>>133815370
curious* fugg

>>133814814
>>Don't really feel bad for people who are less privileged than me
>>Go on 4chan once or twice a week to start flame wars and make fun of the underprivileged
>>Post pics of my family vacation houses and girls I've fucked
>>People get jealous and threaten to kill themselves and me
>>My life is great
>>Your life sucks

Read a lot of your posts, this was the most interesting. To be honest it sounds like you are quite unhappy. Life, for most, is about overcoming challenges. What gives us satisfaction is beating the next obstacle in our path. Starting poor and ending up rich through success is one of the greatest satisfactions a human being can experience.

Your hateful attitude towards those who were born with challenges to face that you will never experience reveals a lot. Best of luck to you, I hope you get better soon.

Investment bankers are fine as a profession; price discovery is vital to the workings of any capitalist economy.

>>133814962
>ad hominem
Yeah, why would I expect anything else?
Are you just here to shill for Goldman sachs or something?

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>>133804267

Fuck you, OP. Let me tell you, I know finance guys.

> working for (((them)))
> sport-fucking good women

You are proof that society has failed, and I feel like your kind will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

We're all gonna die because rich fucks and the people who work for them burned the world's wealth on zero-sum luxuries instead of making a national effort to achieve immortality and settle the stars.

Read "The 3 Ladder System of Social Class in the USA" if you're still not understanding that you are the enemy of civilization.

APPEAL TO HEAVEN

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>>133804267
FIAT money is the biggest scam ever.
Bankers that use this egregious system of thievery and bereavement should literally be tortured to death for as long as we can keep them alive, and when we as a species/consciousness become capable of creating a place like hell and resurrecting them into it, we should and will...

>>133815180
>>133815373
Nvm. Good troll OP. You got me.

>>133815370
>The fuck anon, I'm not one of these heebs hating you because I'm a plebian I'm actually curios
Oh fuck I thought you were the Brazillian kid. But yeah connections can get you an interview but you still wont get the job if you don't go to an extremely good school, have a quantitative major and have above a 3.5 GPA. It also isn't going to get you promoted any faster, everyone has to put in their 2-3 years of bitch work.

However, it's a huge fucking asset for breaking in because the reality that every dude in the world with a business degree at a top school wants to work on wall street and statistically speaking getting a job at Goldman/JP/Morgan Stanley is harder than getting into Harvard. My advice is to demonstrate interest to your aunts early and try to build those bridges so you can hopefully get an interview out of it during your junior year of colleg.

>>133815417

Not all challenges are or even should have material rewards. Your shit internet psychologist post outs you as the materialist you are.

>>133815417
>Best of luck to you, I hope you get better soon.

Least I'm not from New Cuckland

>>133815458
>Yeah, why would I expect anything else?
>Are you just here to shill for Goldman sachs or something?

Not to single you out but you're like a third-rate citizen because you're a slimy, pasty, bony, poor, Norwegian. You're like the burnt pancake that gets left in the pan because nobody wants it.

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>>133815288

my apartment is similar to pic related, same neighborhood, more sq feet actually

>>133815595
>>133815595
>Not all challenges are or even should have material rewards. Your shit internet psychologist post outs you as the materialist you are.

You know you did a good job trolling when by the end of your thread other people are at each others throats and you don't even have to instigate it anymore.

>>133815585
So, are you actually an investment banker after all? I have an actual question. I know I can Google it, but I'd like to hear what you have to say.

What's the difference between what you do and venture capitalism?

>>133815813

>mfw I have three posts in this thread counting this one
>mfw you think I've been epically rofltrolled
>mfw I have no face

>>133815722
>poor, Norwegian
if u say so =)

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>>133804267
>>Shills in favor of 'investment bankers'
>>Provides no substance or reason for favor

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>>133806697

non-white shill (that's you):

I went to an Ivy. I understand your role in the economy. I think Hitler was right to outlaw interest-bearing financial assets.

On the off-chance that you're not paid to post here...

I invite you to lurk our humble forum, and sample some of our finest redpills. /pol/ is really a fun group of people, once you get to know what we're all about.

Also, don't you think it strange that the richest people in the world are not listed on the Forbes 400? Why aren't the Rothschild listed there?

Also, how does it feel to work for pedophiles?

>>133815803
>my apartment is similar to pic related, same neighborhood, more sq feet actually


>>Pretends to have a nice apartment
>>Posts pic from the interweb because he doesn't have his own balcony to take a pic from
>>Is a greasy beaner from greasy beaner spicville
>>Probably lives in the slums and watched his mom get dismembered by the cartel
>>Really sucks to be him