STOP MASTURBATING

>>133788300
why should i care if i go bald

>>133788300
My hairdresser is going to kill me

>>133788300
Guess how I know you've been banned from /pol/.

>>133788300
It's not going to happen now, I just got a new phone which included a vr headset. I decided to try out some vr porn. I came to the conclusion, I was about to cum but the thing crashed, that it was too much work, and you are better off going onto motherless looking up cum eating instructions OP.

It's not working for me ;(

>>133788300
Is this why I barely have any body hair? My dad's hairy as shit too. I definitely masturbate too much. Hair on top of my head is fine...for now.

>>133788300

But I'm already bald so why bother?

>>133788300
>Masturbate 3 times a day
>Once on work days
>Weekly average 15 faps
>Still have to shave my unwanted body hair
Jews can't stop my half Russian genetics

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>>133788971
You should use Nair. You should try to look like pic related. Make it your life goal, anon.

>>133788300
what about cumming into girls?
does this mean I can't fuck my gf every day?

>>133788300
How do you expect me to stop when you post such a sexy pic

>>133789045
Im not a fag bro. I just dislike my body hair being long(an inch)
I shave it down to stubble

>>133789045
That faggot is also wearing skin color nylons.

>>133789156
>shave
>body hair
Faggot. Flag checks out.

>>133788300
I believe it, not gonna stop though.

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>>133788300
>tfw 31, have masturbated 3-6 times a day since I was 12, and have a full head of hair, same hairline I had when I was a kid
>tfw I have many friends whose hairlines started receding in college and who now have bald spots
>tfw premature baldness is almost entirely genetic and I have no blood relatives who went bald - even my 93 year old grandpa has a full head of hair

Sucks to be you.

>>133788300
Masterbate is wrong. Sperm is only to make new citizen

>>133789335
A
FUCKIN
LEAF

>>133789398
qt top

>>133789427
>citizen
You mean *peasant farmer.

>>133789478
Go back to Manila, and make me a double double before you go.

>>133789599
I'll shove a double double(dildo)up your ass then use my ass to fuck you with it you homo faggot

>>133789398
>masturbated 3-6 times a day since i was 12
>6 times
a veritable god among men

>>133788300
I don't need hair when I've got porn. It's women who care so fucking much about hair and shit. I don't.

but you'll have luxurious curly locks on your palms

>>133788300
no it makes your knuckles hairy idiot

>>133788300
Hair is overrated.

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>>133789398

have you considered arm wrestling tournaments

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>>133789706
Hi Justin. Legal weed when?

>>133788846
I masturbation constantly and am covered in body hair and going bald.

>>133789763
Bald habitual masturbater detected

>>133790284
Not yet.
>habitual
To say the least.

>>133788300
>a chemical that is known to choke and kill your hair follicles.

Only a pussy fears baldness. Even with hair OP will be a weak bitch.

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>>133790738
Pic related is bald, and he's cool as shit

>>133789726
I've done 6 times once, it was literally an old day ordeal and my dick was literally bleeding from being rubbed fucking raw.


Anyone else experience similar shit?


I can't imagine this being included in someones average.