Best of #WOKE history thread

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>>133733574
Powerful, just powerful.

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>>133733574
Fucking this

>>133733574
we was changz?

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you hear that, east asians?

open up your borders and welcome the brothas in.

they're your progenitors. your people. honor your ancestors and gib free housing and EBT.

>>133733880
#blackgirlmagic

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>>133733574
>YOU ARE AN ABORIGINAL INDIGENOUS AMERICAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv15-bfLKeA

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>>133733574
that thread again

>>133734275
>inventing music

>>133734275
is this faggot serious?

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>>133733574

>>133734964
Hahahahahaja

>>133734275
>inventing then subsequently forbidding music

Makes sense.

I find it hilarious that it says to 'look it up' and 'do your research', as though the original creator couldn't bothered to put in any kind of source or factual evidence for the claim.

Humans are originally from Pluto, look it up, do your research.

>>133734964
thanks obama

>>133733880
>History and all the sciences

Quite a brief summary I imagine, judging by the size of the book.

>>133734275
surgery: Mesopotamians
coffee: irrelevant
flying machines: Wright brothers (plane) and Da Vinci (helicopter)
University: Indians
Optics: Egyptians
Music: Existed since the ancient times
Hospitals: English
Algebra: Greeks
none of these are muslim
the only "muslims" that invented anything were the Persians

>>133735751
But anon, I thought someone in Brazil invented flying machines :^)

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>>133733574
Nostradamus was a black man.

>>133733574
They're so desperate because deep down they know they haven't contributed anything.

I guess their inferiority complex turns out to be true after all.

Still they try to appropriate other cultures rather than actually achieving something themselves.

Sad. Just sad.


Also, >>133734964
What a fucking disgusting claw.

More of the same: >>133735259
Sweet Jesus!

>>133733880
You know this COULD be a powerful image if it was real science book and she'd see a career woman in the mirror.

But of course, it has to be negro sky wizard shit instead.

>>133734275
they may not have invented flying machines, but they did perfect crashing them into buildings

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RA RA RASPUTIN, BROWNER THAN A COFFEE BEAN, HE WUZ A CAT THAT REALLY WUZ KANG!

>>133736624
This made me laugh. I like that song anon it's just right level of camp and catchy.

I love how in OPs says do your research if you do research that's what makes you racist.

>>133735259
Ugly ass black feet versus superior white women

>>133736624
I though two brothers in Macedonia invented Cyrillic
One of them named Cyril

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>>133736103
I find this offensive

>>133734275
They base the "invented flying" claim on a motorist niutjob who lived in occupied Spain. He literally taped some fake wings to his arms and jumped off building. Any child who tried this same experiment off the garage roof with some cardboard wings knows exactly what happened. But muslims are too stupid to understand that or basic physics, so they claim he "soared over the town" and landed in a river. He then suspiciously never repeated the experiment, nor did none else pick up where he left off.

It's as delusional as the "we wuz swollen headed nigger scientists who made white people claim"

>>133736624
MЫ БЫЛИ КOPOЛИ И ГOBHO

>>133733574
STAY WOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ievza7mgjdA

wtf I'm a KANG now

>>133737926
>tfw you reach the truth using niggerology
kek

>>133733574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlbLgl5WDs

>>133737407
>Black women were destroying germany
So hitler was in his right

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>>133733574

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>>133737333
This is actually a technique for playing guitar called "bowed guitar." A lot of Post-Rock bands do this to create "walls of noise." It sounds pretty cool desu.

Though it's usually used on electrics.

You can hear it in this song

https://youtu.be/iIaHz8H6W0s?t=252

>>133734275
The Wright brothers were muslim?

>>133733574
i have thought this for the longest time, chinks are more realted to balcks than we know like whites are more realted to middle easterners and some indians than we know.
Its all about phenotypes

>Caucasoid-euros, Arabs, some Indians
>Mongoloid-Asians, native Americans, some Africans
>Australoid-aboriginals, south Indians, south Africans
>Negroid-Africans

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Clear evidence that the original Romans were black.

Stay mad whitey!

WE WUZ KANGS WE WUZ KANGS WE WUZ KANGS BLA BLA BLA BLM BLM BLM WE INVENTED EVERYTHING

>>133733574
WE WUZ CHANKZZ!!!

>>133738916
>Scipio Africanus
See? Literally in his name it is said that he was black!

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WOKE

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Yeah, stupid honkeys, eradictating our black asses n nosez n shieet from historty!!

>>133734964
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>133739209
But Hannibal was black too! Were the Punic wars a black civil war?

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>>133739545
SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Woke AF Simpsons, beeyotch.

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We built America, whitey.

>>133736103
CULTURAL

APPROPRIATION

>>133739849
we wuz engineers an shit

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Bet y'all didn't know dat da Tazmanian debbil is BLACK. Yeah, das righ.

>>133739849
>we built America
Nigga you picked cotton. That's not building shit.

>>133739738
Sadly Marge actually has canonical black ancestry in the modern zombie simpsons

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>>133735259
Looks like a rhino's foot!

>>133739417
According to the language Arabs were from Egypt

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>>133736624

>>133733880
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JfIeburPnio[embed]

>>133734275
>inventing music

LMAO abdul, all of these were invented long before your prophet ever left the womb of his mother

>>133735259
holy shit I've never seen this one before this is new levels on inferiority black people are so jealous of whites its disgusting.

>>133736103
>Cultural appropriation, but it's "good" so no outrage

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>>133736624

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MELANIN
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>>133737333
Holy shit, a real stradivari!

>>133734964
That finger looks like one of the animal parts I dissected in high school biology

>>133738717
>Marx was commie
>Marx was a Jew
>Marx was black

All the reasons to hate him and now we just have one more

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>>133738916

LMAO the only heritage black supremacist don't claim is their very own.

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>>133733574

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>>133733880
Have the better one

We mock niggers for making these absurd claims but future generations of white and blacks will be believe that this shit is the truth. I hope the world ends soon

What about Engels?

>>133741790
What makes you think this will happen? Blacks are a joke to everyone the only people who believe this crap is niggers.

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>>133736624
That's actually a real picture though. Abkhaz guy.

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>>133734275
>Live in North Carolina
>Literally have "first in flight" on my license
>See planes and shit all over random things

Guess I we wuz wrong tho.

We should turn this meme to 11 by starting similar meme picture with "the original Congo people were white"

Turn the whole thing into an all out meme shitfling fest.

>>133742031
There are plenty of whites around already who would have you believe that niggers are the best thing since sliced bread and that they created all that is good in the world.

Why don't we turn blacks against asians?

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>>133734964
SHUT IT DOWN

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>>133742263
Already happened. Check the la riots before you were born.

>>133742225
moo2 deserves better than this.

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>>133735751
Flying machines are India too

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>>133733880
>No dictionary

Explains the spelling.

>>133742613
are those fucking birds carrying a giant wooden house?
I googled pushpak and all I see are modern fighter jets
please elaborate

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>>133742225
we wuz asari and shit

>>133742263
chang will probably just laugh his ass off instead of chewing nigger cock and accepting whatever bullshit they throw at them like some of these pixel art twitter avatar faggots

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>>133739849
define built, cause I don't think working in one sector of agriculture applies.

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Flying machine proof! /pol/ BTFO as usual.

APOLOGIZE

>>133741984
They can have this one

>>133742859
look up vimana, i think pushpak is a more modern term

>>133735259

wtf i hate feet now

>>133734275

The middle east did have an enlightenment period, until all the books were burned in the name of islam that is.

>>133739228
Is that a screencap from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders?

>>133737333
Didn't know that Jimmy Page was black

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>>133733574
WE WUZ CHINKZ N SHIET

>>133735103
>inventing then subsequently banning coffee

Kk

>>133742613
>>133743118
ah I see, but it's only a legend
doesn't really count as an invention

>>133733880
>history and all the sciences

>Like 50 pages

>>133733574

So evolution is real?

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RUKEKS BTFO

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WE

>>133743442
yes just like adams bridge its just a legend but has some sort of historical value that has been diluted over time maybe ancient indians were light enough to mount giant birds kek

>>133743442
Obviously the guy who made the Jetsons invented flying cars and floating cities

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>>133733880
>Aquiring knowledge
>Aquiring

>>133735751
The first university to issue degrees was Islamic though.
>algebra was Greek
First known instances were Babylonian. The Greeks only used it as a subset of geometry to signify unknown lengths, as well as the Chinese. It was formalized as an independent branch of mathematics by Al Khwarizimi.

>>133735905
Common knowledge. His real name was Nogstradamus.

>>133735905
>cresquas = cris cross?
what did he ooga booga by this

>>133743831
>Not Nigradamus
weak effort anon

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>>133742613
>yfw they are actually real
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h6y5TxpDvbs

>>133743635
Why is vanilla ice cream white when the bean is black

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>>133733574
Can we get some white history? Oh yeah you don't have none of you own.

>>133737926
wtf I love blacks israelities now

hitler confirmed descendant of the yakub original bloodline

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>>133743966
Check it

>>133743905
Debated that. I prefer Nogstradamus because nog always makes me Kek.

Nigradomus is hilarious, too. Let's all have a laugh.

>>133733574
YES. WE NEED TO MAKE THEM THINK THIS IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

>>133739417
muslims used to destroy the nose or the eyes of art to blind or suffocate the piece
now they just turn them into rubble

God I hate revisionism

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>>133743952
It's like all cream and sugar which is white.

>>133743966
This is incredibly funny, bc guess what is happening to white people in Africa right now (and Europe, btw)

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>>133743905
Also, you know Quasimodo predicted this shit?

>>133743952
the amount of vanilla to the amount of creme isnt enough to turn the whole thing pitch black.

>>133736103
Stick a bag of weed or crack in, and a (stolen) $20 note.
Make it culturally sound

>>133743796
wrong, the Italians were the first to issue degrees and formalizing something as an independent branch is not the same as inventing it

>>133735751
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought China has the first universities? Or at least "learning institutions" that used modern learning techniques and tested people on retention.
Either way the varied list just goes to show all humans have the capacity to invent and further humanity, it's not that blacks/Muslims never invented anything, it that they're trying to steal others accomplishments.

>>133742225

Lmao. Do they really believe that? If the "melanoids" were so superior, why'd a bunch of white cave people enslave them so easily?

>>133742225
>Superior space peoples owning the galaxy and populating all planets
Isn't that imperialism?
>Take over Africa on earth because muh no sun damage
>Betrayed, defeated and enslaved by cave ape whities
Then you shouldn't have dominion over the galaxy if you lose to "primitive" and "un-intelligent" cavemen.

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>>133743952
The flavor is from vanilla bean oil extract not ground up bean, although some do add that as well.

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>>133742225
>Conquer the Galaxy
>Beaten by cavemen

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We was moon coons n sheeiiiit

>>133744648
I'm quite sure Italy had the first Universities with degrees so people could specialize in different vocations

>>133734275
Wrong. These were all invented by Arabs and other Semites before Islam came into existence. Islam is a blight to everyone, even to the people that created it.

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They came from...OUTER SPACE!

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>>133737770

>>133745338
Mega mind was made by white people to take away the beauty and grace of the melanoid mind and depict them as a criminal!
Pixar is a buncha racist anti-melanites!!!!!

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Why do they do this?

For all the whining they do about appropriation, they sure seem to do a lot of it themselves!

>>133742161

Stupid people exist in every race, anon.

It's just that blacks have closer to one hundred percent than the rest.

>>133741984
>ideology based on taking resources away from more successful people
>inevitably ends in mass murder

Actually, this one is pretty plausible

>>133735905
There isn't much to be proud of about some dude who took mushrooms and wrote a bunch of crazy shit down from his hallucinations.

That's all he was.

>>133738533
They have everything correct except for the WE BLACKS WUZ JEWS N SHIT. Surprisingly redpilled.

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>>133743952
Usually ice cream that contains actual vanilla bean will have small black bits scattered throughout. Those bits are the bean. There isn't enough used to turn the entire thing black, that would be utterly disgusting.

>>133743635
Now explain chocolate ice cream

>>133736128
They invented crashing machines.

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>>133746074

>>133741242
They fucking built the house themselves and didn't make the door fucking straight

>>133739417
This one has credibility.

>>133742126
If the end result is complete historical chaos, then screw it, I'm up for some laughs.

ORIGINAL JAPANESE WERE ACTUALLY AUSTRALIANS.

WE WUZ SRAVES N SHIET

>>133746459
THE NATIVE AMERICANS WERE ACTUALLY THE ORIGINAL WHITE VIKINGS THAT WERE DISPLACED FROM THEIR HOMELAND BY BLACK CONQUERERS

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>>133745949
damn, sauce?

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>>133746636

>>133740042
Tasmanian devils are an actual species of Animal.

>>133746567
>>133745949
https://girlsreleased.com/#set/45105

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>>133746663

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>>133746688

>>133734499
Lel, that is cringey as fuck. Asians are just too evolutionarily advanced compared to blacks. They just don't know what to do.

>>133734275
> loot library of Alexandria
> Barely advance on the knowledge of Ancient Greeks
> Hurr Durr European Dar ages
> Sand Niggers literally stole our books

Really tickles your melon.

>>133734262
uh...

>>133746685
thank you anon

>>133742520
More info please.

It is so confusing to me that black people identify with Egypt, which isn't even black, when Ethopia is right by it and was the only nation to never be colonized.

>>133744059
What am I looking at?

>>133742613
If you had invented flying machines, you would have had an air force to defeat the muslims and Brits.

>>133744082
citation?

>>133736103
LOL - like Adam didn't know who his daddy was

>>133744476
The first university was in africa.

>>133740949
Something they never answer is how whitey or whoever managed to enslave them and erase all traces of their space-age technology.

>>133736007

This.

>>133746562
MODERN-DAY MEXICANS ARE THE RESULT OF A MONGOLIAN INCURSION ONTO AZTEC LANDS. THE SPANIARDS WERE NEVER THERE!!!

#wewuzkhansmang

>>133747579
Famously named after King Wewuzz

>>133737306
Saints Cyril and Methodius

>>133733574
The Chinamen are a greedy, lying, detestable sort. They enjoy their drugs (opium) and they pretty much live in filth liek pigs do. So........ this is a plausible hypothesis.

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>>133743635

WUZ

>>133746663
When I talk to women I sometimes wonder how someone could not see them as inferior.

Like for example when watching sport recently, the girls we were with were more interested in taking selfies than watching.. even though they paid for tickets to watch the game.

It's kind of hard to imagine people like that as equals.

In fact I am pretty sure men are only able to put up with them by secretly seeing them as inferior.

>>133740949

It should be called 'smellanin' because niggers stink.

>>133736103
>The part that looks like the human brain now appears shrunken and disfigured inside the skull

pottery

>>133736624
Not sure if goofy Russian hat or horrible nigger hair.

>>133746666
Dem Quads

>>133746293
made me kek

>>133736103
Even god the father abandoned them.

>>133747858
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Timbuktu

>>133738737
What is going on in this picture???

>>133743952
1 tbsp of vanilla extract
2 cups of cream
1 cup of sugar

Notice how its off white

>>133743596
REEEEEEEEEE THAT MAKES ME LEGIT MAD. БЛЯTЬ

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GET WOKE!

>>133746688
LMAO I had to wipe my nose I laughed so hard.

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>>133748636
>chevron w'techron
Lost it

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KNOW YOUR HISTORY

>>133748636
So a "pure bloded" negro had the last name "Washington" before (early 17th century) it actually was a thing to be called "Washington" (late 18th century)

Why is it so hard to make thing at least plausible?

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>>133736624

>>133749053
Now this FAKE HISTORY and worse than fake news.

>>133734749
Are they wizards?

>>133747086

Japan, Iran, Korea, Nepal and Thailand were also never colonised.

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>>133749053
Well, by definition, it's evolution (not "de-evolution") to lose melanin (not "melonine") to absorb more vitamin D in low-sunlight environments...

>>133738737
Very very gay. Timestamp

>>133739417
I guess all the other statues around the world whose noses fell off from being outside in the elements is just a coincidence. God damn niggers are fucking stupid LMAO.

>>133748760
>Thinks upper Egypt is northern Egypt

>>133735259
I'm all for this so that blacks stop race mixing.

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A lot of blacks really do believe that melanin has special properties ("magic melanin"). If you want a giggle, you should Google it. Pic related.

>>133741289
Blacks have the intelligence of... well... blacks. I'll speak to them in their language. U WUZ NEVA KANGZ!!!!

>>133749668

Olmecs were Polynesians. Polynesians have big noses just like niggers do. Fuck niggers.

>>133749445
This. They say we stole science but demonstrate at every turn a lack of scientific understanding. My almonds

>>133742936
You don't understand, the railroid, the union stock yards, the empire state building... it's all made out of cotton!!

>>133736624
Pushkin had black ancestors

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Whitey, y'all ain't melinated, y'all ain't close to God.

>>133749620
Top kek
gunpowder was a Chinese invention

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>>133734499
The novelty of a human monkey is a great photo opportunity

>>133733574
> be ghenghis khan
> have micropenis and abinoism
> singlehandedly genetically modify most of Asia to be embarrassingly poorly endowed
> the inferiority complex lives on

>>133746666
yeah black people

>>133743966
Why are blacks so weak that they were taken over and enslaved by whites... really makes you think...

>>133746874
>tickles your pickle
ftfy

>>133749897

Exactly, there is even DNA evidence for Polynesians populating South America. But nope. Blacks. Blacks did everything before anyone else.

>>133747442

They decided not to use their vimanas against the Muslims and Brits as an act of mercy.

>>133741012
What type of animals where dissecting?

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>>133748269
so simple but so right.

WE WUZ CHINKS N SHEEIIIIITTT

>>133743635
I have seen this image a few times and I would like to share a funny story that happened to me a kid as that thing has to be chocked full of food dye.

>As a child maybe like 7 in October Burger king had a special for Halloween with a black slushie
>My dad bought one for me as I got a good grade or something
>The next day or maybe it was two I made a poop and it was a brilliant toxic blue color.
>I ran to my mom and dad freaking the fuck out
>I showed them
>My mother bursted out laughing like a mad woman
>My father began to freak the fuck out thinking I was dying
>My dad actually took me to the hospital
>When we got home my mother was still laughing

>>133735751

You know the flying machines claim was literally a guy who jumped off a cliff and died

fking muslims lmao

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>>133749668
America has always been ours. Whites stole it from us and we are taking it back.

>>133737926
Das rite

>>133750126

>Exactly, there is even DNA evidence for Polynesians populating South America.

Really? Didn't know that. I just saw the Olmec head with the big nose and the first thing that came to my mind was "That's the head of a Polynesian".

>>133744115
>So many subatomic particles, its actually multiple elemants at once.

Yup, this checks out.

>>133734749
>Niggah you can't use black magic whenever you want.

>>133736103

>Claim to be speaking about being prideful of their own self
>Unironically use a painting about the genesis and have the arrogance to paint Adam as a woman

Man whoever did that painting know absolutely fucking nothing of the very religion she appropriated to make her message, because that kind of petty and prideful shit is exactly the kind of stuff which condemned Adam and the whole of humanity out of Eden.

Stupid cunt being ashamed of their own self thus making up lies to make themselves feel better on a moment notice, the whole of humanity can get fucked if they suffer from these very lies in the long term. Literally one of the first scene in the genesis is that, women being ashamed in the name of their father (who was sleeping with his junk in the open) and thus decided to cover him instead of understanding its was them who were in the wrong for feeling ashamed of their own flesh, hell the very flesh that bore them once.

Shameful cunts, dragging humanity down since forever.

>>133750553
>No concept of ownership of land

WE WUZ ERRYONE AND ERRYTHANG N SHIIIET

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>>133747079
Nigs chimp out and start looting. Based China men start shooting them from atop thier rooftops.

>>133743919
Cute boi.

>>133750707
accurate

>>133750553
>derogatorily called indians
Kek.

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>>133750707
WE INVENTED ERRYTHANG N SHIEEEEET

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>>133750893

>>133744648

Actually last I heard the first true genuine movement for widespread education was formulated by Charlemagne, no?

Yeah before there were obviously institutions whose purposes were very similar to our modern system of education, but they were very reclusive and selective of who they would teach as many of these groups formed an elite within their respective cultures, keeping the knowledge to peoples closely related to them as to prevent misuse of said wisdom.

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>>133743966
i wish black people took jokes as well as they take college spaces, bikes and welfare

>>133735905
NEGRODAMUS!!!!

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>>133750893
>tfw too intelligent to invent the wheel

You know, all this is sad. They literally sit around making up lies to justify their actual current shitty presence like it'll change anything.

>>133751045
kek

>>133750726
88th picture

>>133742613
>Poos in the sky

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>>133735905
YUP!

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>>133748219
"yeah i know CNN is fake news, and they lie so i take what they say with a grain of salt, but i still dont like trump"

"Why?"

"Because he's a misogynist"

"who told you that?"

"CNN"

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>>133751342

>>133750974
Terrace farming is nothing but a cover-up!

>>133733574
https://youtu.be/hBlbLgl5WDs

>>133733880
>All the sciences
>50-100 Page Book
>Book obviously written by an African

>>133751497
>1 billion
that's absurd

the body only dates back many thousands of years

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>>133736103
I love how this is always about Black Women because no one wants to fuck Black Women.

Funny thing I saw yesterday:
>gf is normie white girl
>follows normie "amazing facts" shit on Instagram about space and shit
>somehow the pages she follows devolves into woke KANGZ and ancient African Giants posts

I tell her not to believe any of that bullshit and she agrees. She ends up follow more and more mutual follower pages of the same type of stuff, then a week later:

>catch her scroll Insta pages literally naming the Jew
>9/11 inside job, anti-globalist posts, and holohoax info graphs

Then to top it off yesterday I walk in
>see her watching a webm
>weird neon strobe effect that seems somewhat familiar
>children can be heard
Oh fuck no
>YA THINK UR HOT SHIT DONTCHA?!

She went from kangz to full bogpill in a week. I'm afraid to reveal my true power level to her.

>>133751784
So what is melanin used in?

>>133751087
>HU(E)MAN
>Hu/Hue means color
I don't know if that's BRAZIL BTFO or the opposite.

>>133739228
>had shit together, strong empire
>sold kin to other empires
>assimilated to other empires
>assimilated poorly to other empires
>continually getting worse by the day

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>>133739849
>Built
Cotton.
You plucked Cotton.
In the South.
While everyone else was doing their thing.
God this shit is pathetic its like the Turks in Germany saying they rebuild Germany.

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/pol/ BTFO

>>133752102
golems (i.e. niggers)

>>133738737
If you think that guy is bowing that guitar on purpose you are fucking retarded.

>>133743715

>adams bridge

Imo it was definitely used as a road in ages past, perhaps prior to the rise of the sea levels and perhaps it wasn't entirely made by humans hand, but that kind of straight line of sand banks all the way to the island isn't entirely natural either, the currents of the indian sea would have eroded it away ages ago. It was probably a continuous shallow with sporadic islets which were gradually reinforced with logs as to reduce erosion and the effect of an ever growing traffic on it, and the island of Ceylon has been inhabited since aeons past, prior even to the rise of Hinduism with the term of them being monkey-peoples a reference to their tree climbing skills, which is understandable given the kind of canopy that grow on Ceylon. Honestly the first thing I've told myself seeing these trees is how easy it would be to climb them.

But eventually it was discarded as travel by boat were made more efficient by the apparition of proper design that used the full power of the wind to move themselves about while at the same time allowing oneself to move more stuff at once and the rising sea level which probably made maintaining the whole thing a pain in the ass, far beyond the capabilities of tribals with no means to maintain a construct of such a massive scale.

Honestly, this shit ain't entirely natural, there is simply no way a shallow that fucking long would still exist, at least to the point that its still a visible geographical aspect of the region given the currents of the indian sea which is quite tumultuous, unless it has some kind of underground structure maintaining the overall shape, may it be something as simple as wooden logs being shoved into the ground each couples of feet.

>>133739738
>don't like Homer because he's white

They openly admit that they don't like white people all day, every day. Why didn't a pack of whites destroy that cunt on whatever forum that is on? Pussies. Probably agree with her..

>yuuhhh Homer is so white bruhh lol fuckin' white people stupid muhfuckas

>>133735751
>flying machines: Wright brothers (plane) and Da Vinci (helicopter)

This is all I care about kek. Flight is the greatest thing man ever accomplished.

>>133751812
kek and then they talk down to us based on their fantasy view of the world...

>>133751342
What kind of teacher would ask this in the first place?

>have libtard sister
>tells me Egyptians were black
>show her a picture of acutal Egyptians
>"Yeah but still, you know?"
No, i do not know.

>>133743788
I'm fucking laughing. They didn't even spell acquiring right. Glad someone else noticed it.

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>>133739849

>>133751571
This shit just never ends. Do they think that hurricanes started after the 15th century? And what about all of the black victims in the Caribbean and more recently Louisiana?

>>133748576
mask to prevent getting your soul stolen by having your picture taken.

>>133752898
Bro, people in the west seem to forget this but these people are descended from people who believe in magic and think eating people gives them powers. Niggers still burn witches and think aids is a mystical virus cured by blood sacrifices.

Them believing hurricanes are paranormal doesn't even surprise me at this point.

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>>133744115
THAT'S WHERE THE FUCKING LATHANIDES AND ACTINIDES GO FUCK THIS TRGGERS ME

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>>133734964
Did she paint her nail black skin color?

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>>133748117
Have the original (better) version.

>>133752447
This is joke right or do they believe this shit too. Not trying to be funny. It is hard to tell with the WE WUZ KANGZ idiots.

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>>133750595

Yes, bunch of articles online about it, but I haven't read actual studies yet. Perhaps I should before posting.

https://web.archive.org/save/http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2014/10/epic-pre-columbian-voyage-suggested-genes

https://web.archive.org/web/20170715183430/https://misfitsandheroes.wordpress.com/tag/polynesian-dna-in-brazil/

>>133753302
That picture might be a joke but I've seen niggers on facebook claim Hitler was black and he was killing the jews because the Jews were fake jews and niggers are the real jews.Couldn't tell you how common this belief is with niggers but a few of them believe it. I just find it hilarious how simply they sum up history to fit their view. Hitler wasn't a person with many views that led him to his final destination....nope he waz a kang who went after the jews cuz we waz kikes n shit

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>>133736624
>Niggers are so pathetic

>>133743247
All the characters from the original Jojo stories, besides Dio, were black. Learn your history. They wuz stand users n shiet

>>133747079
The LA riots were blacks verse Koreans. Weeks before a Korean shop owning female shot a black teen girl in the back of the head point blank for being rude.

A white jury gave the old Korean woman probation for "putting down an unruly pavement ape."

The riots were black verse Koreans, Koreans won because they shot niggers on Sight one all the white cops were recalled. The LAPD ignored all 911 calls for help so the rich liberals could learn a lesson.

>>133748916
THE POPE SAYS STAND UP

>>133753582
You know sometimes I believe a lot things are impossible, but then things like this come around. I going to put my Laptop away and stop watching T.V. for a little bit. Start looking at the world as a complete outsider. The bullshit is getting unreal.