Jeffrey Epstein has a penis problem

>>133733131
Kek

>>133733131
Jeffy has a micropenis kek

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>>133733131
>"Egg-Shaped"
>"Very tiny"
>"Some sort of birth defect"
>"And it never gets fully hard, ever."

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>>133733131
>Ms Jones details what she claims to be the President's "distinguishing characteristics". These, she is reported to have said, amount to three. His erect penis is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter (a shade less than a 2p coin) and heads off at an angle, presumably rather like a finger bent at the joint.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/no-moles-no-growths-but-clinton-has-his-blemishes-1294429.html

Birds of a feather flock together

>>133733972
Archived it
https://archive.is/9J4nH

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>>133734025
Thanks Norbot

>>133734252
kek

Makes sense that dicklets would want to fuck kids. Little girls might be the only people tight enough to satisfy them.

>>133733972
>a quarter
Wew lads

Clintons hands are huge though

>>133733972
Heard Larry Nichols on the Paranormies a while ago, he mentioned that Clinton was not well endowed at all as well

>>133733131
This is why Greeks did the Olympics nude, isn't it?

>>133734862
did it say clinton you fucking leaf. it said epstien you fucking moron. read the fucking thread

Implying he would ever be prosecuted. Epstein is a Mossad asset who puts politicians into incriminating situations with children so they can be blackmailed.

>>133734460
as someone who has faced phimosis and left with residual frenulum breve. i don't mind a bit of looseness so long as its not a total vacumn chamber. slip n slide is better for stiff turtlenecks.

>>133736610
Actually, it did

Right here >>133733972

>>133736850
This, most likely works in tandem with US intel as well seeing how sheltered he is in the states

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>>133733131
>like a teardrop

wtf

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>>133733131
The kike probably had a botched circumcision, just like alot of burgers on this board

>>133736850
Bummed the civil suit settled without discovery revelations.

>>133734025
Ayy he's back
Thought you might have gotten banned senpai, good to see you're still doing gods work

>>133739158
>coming from a poor family and having welfare pay for your circumcision carried out by a affirmative action nigger
my circumcision was done by a real Jew and no he didn't suck the blood from my baby wiener either
It looks great, feels great and I fap all the damn time

>>133739434
Buyers remorse is one hell of a coping mechanism. Wonder what the evolutionary explanation for it is.

>>133733131
I knew it! Gott mit unz ! Sieg Heil!